Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Greetings!
Rumia claimed
claiming
Claim Marisa
Crusader-Anon reporting.
i have returned
I don't have that many Banki pictures, I don't want to run out.
Claimed regardless
How come there is always the same guys in here hahaha.
Eve claim
Claimed again
Got a song that fits you two perfectly?
https://youtu.be/u2v9p371x5g
claimed
Lot of 2hus in here today.
>>674921497
Because we actually like our waifus.
Also Flamie claim
Claiming my Yuko
Hitler
>>674921664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
Claimin it up in here
>>674921753
Not very interesting, funny, likable, timeless, or anything really.
>>674921836
You're claiming the murderous barmaid?
>>674921440
Having a detachable head seems very inconvenient. On the plus side reverse deep throat, self cunnilingus, and normal sex can all be done at once
>>674921497
To talk the the other people
>>674921753
Hello Fremy
Sinon best waifu you slugs
Don't mind me.
Eve is love, Eve is life.
>>674922461
Kill yourself
>>674922088
Is zootopia really that good? Everyone seems to be obsessing over it
>>674922492
Might I ask where she is from?
>>674922008
Because she can produce them at will, the heads are pretty expendable, the heads also apparently don't feel pain, nor send those sensations to the main body.
She can also shoot lasers out of the heads, which has to be useful for something.
I guess it depends on the situation really.
>>674921910
hey thats pretty good
Vinyl claimed
>>674922570
Kono Suba
>>674922703
This looks like my ex could ve made this.
>>674922570
Go watch.. Different strokes for different folks... but yes... Yes it is
>>674921910
Kek
>>674922968
Are u gonna fug syn syn?
>>674922570
Its the new furfag meme that they use to shitpost.
>>674921664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIExMmeBQ4
>>674922612
Huh, interesting biology there
>>674922787
Yet another thing to add to the watch list. I can't wait till I have time to get on that
>>674922911
I guess I will some time
Best Eve.
>>674923211
Glorious.
Fuck, I need that crusade...
>>674923307
the one true choice Eto
>>674923518
As sad as it is, another crusade won't happen.
>>674921664
I guess this for now
(Cant tink of anything else)
https://youtu.be/HMnrl0tmd3k
>>674923563
Want to scissor?
>>674923211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6SkaFMTihI
Got this little on for ya. Dont know if it's your kinda thing, but i like it.
>>674924111
the mental image of that happening is HOT holy shit
claimed
>>674921664
Can't really think of anything at the moment.
youtu.be/R7yfISlGLNU
>>674924111
i'm good...
>>674924111
Check'd
Claimed Nyoro~
>>674924111
That sloth is smokin', is that from Zootopia?
>>674923849
>won't happen
I haven't given up hope.
So, what are we doing this morning/afternoon/evening/night?
Other than crusading I guess.
>>674924111
I'm gonna steal this as my new waifu.
>>674924490
The great waifu wars of the Telegram chat
Also listening to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQY15TX5rw8
>>674924158
The song is nice, I like it.
Thanks for sharing Anon.
>>674924431
I kind of have, with how the western world has changed I don't think a Crusade can happen.
>>674924490
Deus vulting.
Sisters
>>674924490
Going to watch the second season of Daredevil
Ramona claimed.
>>674924615
May as well contribute then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-nxW9qBtxQ
>>674924737
Deus Vult
>>674924490
nothing much
just watching some idubbbz
>>674924737
Inshallah!
Will you chop down jews with me?
>>674924111
Check'd
>>674925044
>>674925114
I would rather be a heathen then do that.
>>674924737
...
We'll speak of this later, sand-dwelling scum appears...
>>674925114
>>674924111
CHECKED
>>674925341
God damn Muslims.
>>674925213
>then
So yes?
>>674924737
>crusade
Have kids. Raise them well. Arm yourselves. There are decades of pathetic pussification and secular hedonism to be overcome, but they can be.
>>674921073
Valentine Claimed
Anime to watch?
>>674925788
>>674925213
He's trying to us he will convert to Islam and join our noble course.
He says "dues vult" "god wills it"
We say "inshallah" "if god is willing"
Not which one sounds purer and more noble to you? He who claims he is the mouthpiece of god? Or he who does as god bides him.
>>674925788
Fuck, I meant than.
>>674925810
That is a great idea Anon, though it might take a few generations.
>>674926005
Magi
>>674924111
What a beautiful creature.
I would pee in her butt any day.
>>674926122
i love magi, wish i could forget i watched it and re watch it tbh.
>>674926076
What in the Lord's name did you just fucking say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Catechism class in the one true holy catholic and apostolic church, and I’ve been involved in numerous crusades on the Mohammedans, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in medieval warfare and I’m the top paladin in the entire kingdom. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the fuck out with purging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Holy war, pagan. The Holy war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Saracen. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare guantlets. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swiss Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what Holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking peace. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cultist. I will the power of the Holy Spirit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, infidel.
>>674926350
That's right.
>>674926302
I wish I could get the same feeling I got from watching it the first time. That was probably some of the most fun I've ever had watching an anime.
>>674926350
Who holds a sword like that, though?
Fucking artist should look at a guy holding a sword first before drawing one next time.
>>674926005
Katanagatari
Zankyou no Terror
>>674926668
Yeah why would he be holding it in his hand?
>>674926742
That sort of happens occasionally, but unless he's trying to point at something on the ground this is nonsensical.
>>674921286
Fuck off your wiafu ain't shit it's all about yuu
>>674926089
At least one generation. Timeline accelerated because Muslims are such bloodthirsty fucking barbarians.
The real obstacle is probably getting rid of the current "leadership" of the West, who are perfectly happy to watch their people be raped and murdered by foreign savages so long as no one calls them "racist." Pathetic fucking traitors.
>>674926668
Maybe he is just resting?
>>674926999
If only a Pope that would have the balls to call a crusade could be elected, it could solve it partly.
>>674927175
He's not resting, though.
That's the whole problem.
His arm is bent. He is pointing with his sword towards the ground.
Lends itself to photoshopping, though.
Just lacks an impaled Saracen.
>>674927175
Fuck the current pope, liberal faggot.
>>674927603
Maybe hes posing for a painting?
>>674924111
what a babe!
>>674927603
Oh alright.
>>674927813
I agree with you on that.
>>674927815
Possible, but it's a clumsy pose.
He could pull way more epic shit.
>>674927813
Yup.
Ayy
I just slept for like 11 hours
What's up everybody?
>claimed
>>674921073
> waifu
> syndra
pick one please
>>674928122
Hello.
>>674928122
Good morning. Just the usual sunday things right now, tidying up the place et cetera.
Fucking hell i hate my ''Boss''
What have i missed?
>>674928768
hey mugi
>>674928954
Deus Vult
>>674929612
Good morning. That reminds me, I should probably do some cleaning pretty soon.
>>674929666
Well, Satan, we've been praising the lord. That's right! This whole time, behind your back! Ha!
shameless bump
>>674930018
>>674924111
My top pick, too. Good on you, friend.
>>674930162
But i am the one true lord
>>674930823
good save
Xenovia faggot's, Xenovia is the best
>>674931356
Nothing special or interesting about this one. Come on, try to find something better.
>everyone is using telegram
>>674931241
>But i am the one true lord
No.
We are of our lord God and, with the help of crusader-anon, we will expel the devil from this holy place.
>>674931356
I would rather convert to Islam than have your waifu.
>>674931356
Even rossweisse is better than Xenovia
>>674931858
But i am God and the Devil
>>674924111
Why are you all fucking freaking out over this shitty sloth?
>>674931739
Hottest in dxd. And was a angel
>>674931983
Good luck with that then
>>674932441
it's truly a pleasure to look at, honestly
>>674932452
>Not wearing a burqa
Such a Haram thing.
>>674932651
Fucking why? Are you actually autistic or something?
mashiro claimed
I need more Eve pics...
>>674932452
>was a angel
>a angel
Did you even bother hearing the dialogues or were you too busy handling your throbbing gummy worm?
I wasn't here as much as I hoped I was yesterday, I panicked when tenryuu got banned. I hope nobody else gets banned today.
How's everyone doing?
Ikaors claimed
>>674933147
And I need more pictures of Jihads,
>>674933210
Wait Tenryuu got banned?
>>674933210
Well everyone who usually talks is in telegram.
Im doing great, just a bit tired
>>674933250
it doesn't count if you spell it wrong faggot
>Ikaros claimed
>>674933250
>Can't even spell your waifus name
Nice
>>674932939
A cute, where is she from?
>>674933362
Yeah rule 13 yesterday, from mobile atleast i think
>>674933210
Tenryuu gets banned all the time. No biggy.
>>674933452
The mods are such cunts, well time to go back to deus vulting.
>>674933210
Hello
>>674933379
How can I get to this chat
>>674933362
Here you go Jihad-kun!
>>674933487
Just the first time I saw it so I panicked
>>674933629
>Inb4 we start a crusade
>>674933654
Hi Galko!
I claim this Naga Queen
>>674933654
Post your telegram nick
>>674933743
Thanks but I am back to deus vulting.
>>674933833
I would glady join it.
>>674933868
She doesn't even have a name Anon.
>>674928122
Tomoko is the waifu that I keep in my basment
>>674933654
I drew your waifu -from tomoko
>>674934002
So would I!
>>674934370
Tomoko you're good at drawing!
Thank you I forced tomoko to draw it
droping in to see whats going on
yume claimed
whats up everybody?
>>674933882
If I did it right the name is just Galko
>>674934370
You showed me last night
>>674933833
How are you?
>>674934634
Hey there
>>674934370
Holy shit that is such a good drawing.
>>674934448
But my question is, how does one start a crusade on the internet?
>>674934370
Why are you drawing on lined paper though?
>>674934705
You don't.
First you need to NOT be a heathen protestant neckbeard NEET faggot bong
>>674934634
¿ ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ʇᴉ s,ʍoH
>>674934697
so @Galko?
>>674934705
You are the expert
>>674934697
Good, you?
>>674934705
You're the knight here shouldn't you know
Thanks mate
>>674934774
I was half asleep and also because I l like drawing in my notebook
>>674933210
Hhaai~!
>claimed
>>674934857
Okay.
>>674934861
Not when it comes to the internet
>>674934923
Well you usually shout DEUS VULT and kill the infidels, don't think I can do that on the internet.
>>674934861
Probably, I have no idea because I've never used this before
>>674934923
I'm alright. a little tired
>>674935112
Hi Teto
I also drew this but it's not as good
>>674921836
what a cutie :3
>>674935227
Well i sent you a message
>>674934861
ǝslǝ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʞıl ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɯoɔ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ʇsɹıɟ sʇsod plo ʎpɐǝɹ uɐɔ ı os ʎɐʍ sıɥʇ uı ƃuıdoɹp ǝsuǝs sǝʞɐɯ ʇı ʇsɐǝlʇɐ ʇnq
ʞo sʇı ʇnq pɐǝɥ ʎɯ uı poolq ɥɔnɯ os
>>674935112
HHHAIIIIIIIIII FAT AMERIGAN BURGER SCUM KAWAII DESU GODZIRA TOYOUR MY NAME IZZZZZ CHANG CHONG DONG DONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674935112
Hi, Teto!
>hugs
>>674935209
Ah...youre right. We could always send angry emails
>>674935424
Don't speak to my anon waifu like that I'll kill you
>>674934697
I did it for you my king!!!!
>>674935320
ɥʇlɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ pɐq ǝq uɐɔ ʇᴉ 'ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ƃuɐɥ ʇ,uplnoɥs noʎ llǝM
Here is my waifu. Her name Cancerlina. All of your waifus are trash and they should drink fucking bleach.
>>674935775
Eeeeeyoyoyoyoy
>>674935585
>Angry emails
How many?
>Crusader Anon
new one up in a sec
fuck off lolfag
>>674935915
the number of calories you consume in on meal
millions
>>674933452
sakurasou no pet na kanojo
really good anime
