My bald rat just die, trips decide what do
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My bald rat just die, trips decide what do
bury your pet like any other decent human being
>>674909103
You should copy n pasta this thread from the other day hoping no will will notice. That's what you should do.
>>674909103
murder the other one
>>674909103
VIKING FUNERAL
cook it like it was chicken
>>674909103
S.P.A.C.E. PROGRAM!
Dubs will confirm.
It can only die once. Get the fuck outta here.
>>674909103
last time it was viking funeral so roll again
>>674909103
Give a little Viagra to the one that's still alive, and then force its peenur into the dead rat's anus/vagoo
>>674909861
roll
Burial at sea
>>674909103
Cum on it and lick it, take pics
>>674909103
Give it a solum funeral. With music and flowers, spend about $300 on it. then hold a wake. I expect that shit to be catered and a free bar.
>>674909103
in the anus it goes
Eat it raw
Copypasta this was on here yesterday
>>674910284
roiling again
display it hanibal like, make proper art out of its dead body
bury him with proper dignity, invite the other rat to the funeral
>>674909861
roll
Dead bald rat in pooper
>>674909103
This thread again? Sage.
>>674909103
Boil it and eaT it
Rolling
>Skin
>Eat degloved rat
>Wear new hat with timestamp
bury it
put your dick on it
>>674910771
roll
throw it in the micowave for 15 minutes
>>674910879
reroll
>>674909103
Blaze it
give it a proper burial
>>674910771
Roll
Put its tail up your pee hole
Smash it's head open op
>>674910879
reroll again
cook it and feed it to the other one
>>674910661
Rerolling
Flush it down the toilet
Eat it raw
Put it in your neighbor's mailbox
Stick in ass
Cut it's head off and fuck the headless body
Put it on your head and wear it like a hat.
Throw it into a toilet and shit on it
cut it in half length ways
>>674910945
Rolling
Put the other one in a decent fucking cage.
Cut it open and make the other rat wear a skin suit
cum on him and put in microwave
>>674909103
Copypasta
Ram it right up your turd cutter, then shoot it out into a bowl of cereal
Bring him to McDonald's and put him in your hamburger. Eat half of the ratburger then show the manager
>>674909103
Goodbye rato
>>674911181
rll
>>674911132
Way to PG my roll fag
>>674910661
Rolling again!
Make a little coffin out of a shoebox or something. Get some tiny flowers... dandelions, perhaps. Invite friends and family over to mourn it's death. Take tiny coffin to a river and let it float away.
>>674911222
winrar
Make it into a rat smoothie, and feed it to the other rat
>>674911222
Winrar
Goto local decent sized body of water, give viking funeral.
>>674909103
Stick your dick in it
>>674911222
Winrar
>>674910945
Roll
light it on fire
>>674911222
winner
>>674911222
WINRAR
Just fucking cum on it
>>674909103
Fry it and eat with mayonaise
>>674909103
Chop it in pieces and feed to the other rat.
Shove it up your ass
>>674911222
Bingo
>>674909103
Make a bald rat and banana smoothie
>>674909103
>>674911382
this
>>674911455
Roll
>>674911455
Reroll
>>674911222
kek
inb4 op being a faggot
take a shit on it
>>674909103
Attach multiple balloons and let it go outside
>enough balloons so it can fly
>>674909861
fuck you
>>674910284
Roll
do a bong rip of as much dry material you can get off its body
Attach ballons so it can fly. Let him be the next captain green!
>>674911927
no you are gay
>>674911927
captain bald
will it blend?
it's bait
>>674911838
roll
Take it outside and find someone whos mere existence displeases you for example: landwhales, femnazis, fuckboys, furryfags, neckbeards, ponyfags, dudebros etc. Yell at then " Remove thyself from this realm you abomination or be smited by the rat God. " When you get their attention toss the rat at them and yell " FEEL THE WRATH OF THE RAT! ". Don't forget to fucking film it.
>>674912370
this
>>674912370
rollin'
OP make it happen
>>674909279
Viking funeral
>>674909279
this
>>674909279
Rolling
>>674909861
roll
I'm going with the balloons idea, before you do that though dress it up like a little bride. Wear your best suit. Post on facebook with pics about how you never got the chance to marry her when she was Alive then send into the sunset with balloons
>>674911838
roll
>>674909279
rolling for this
>>674912886
so close
>>674909103
Bury it with dignity, or alternatively, a Viking funeral.
>>674911838
rolling
>>674912874
rel
>>674913046
rolling for this
Deeo fry and eat it
put rat in your pooper
>>674909103
tie to a balloon and send mouse chan physically using analog technology to heaven.
>>674913238
>>674913399
rollyo
donate it to the refugees
>>674913482
rollyo
>>674913533
rollaway
>>674909103
Jezus this thread again? For the third time in 3 days.
Eat it.
>>674909279
VIKING FUNERAL
>>674909103
Cook & eat it
>>674909279
Rolling in the deep
>>674912552
rolling for this
Rape it record it and post it here
>>674909103
chop it up and feed it to the other rat
>>674911455
rolling for this
Bury the rat in peace but accidentally fuck up and bury the one with hair
>>674910288
Winrar!
>>674914838
Reroll
>>674911222
Op deliver faggot
>>674914838
Roll
>>674910288
Dubs has already occurred, retards. Pay attention you fucking idiots.