is it beta to eat pussy?
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is it beta to eat pussy?
>>674908408
Of course, you are what you eat
>>674908506
you dont need to 'train' me. if you dont want me to eat your pussy just say so
>>674908408
If she sucks dick, no. If she doesn't yes.
its beta not to if girlfriend
it's beta to eat if just hit and quit
Depends. I was eating a chick out and stuck my toungue into a purulent abcess. Bitch coulda warned me. Since I am not beta I'd only fuck her in the ass after that
>>674909033
you're beta you ain't fooling anyone
>>674908408
Only if you eat beta pussy.
>>674908408
pussy lick is a compensation for good blow job with swallowing.
Only if you're eating paid-for-pussy, aka prostitutes/escorts
>>674908408
if she is your gf,doesn't have HPV, and is ok with giving you head,then yes.
There's a word for boys who don't eat pussy: faggot
femanon here. if he aint eating me out i aint sucking his dick. that's how it works
>>674909978
sometimes you have to prepay
>>674910074
and sometimes you do
>>674910119
this is a question of trust.
>>674909978
1: if your pussy is a haunted shack, you are being retarded.take care of it first.
2:who goes first then?
3:tits or gtfo
>>674909978
That was not the case with one of my exes, she took but never gave back... fucking bitch.
>>674909978
lets see it so we can decide if it's worth it
If a guy says he doesn't eat pussy, it's reasonable to assume he's either 16 or gay. What kind of fucking retard fucks chicks and doesn't eat pussy? You think it's "manly" to not go down? Not eating pussy is like not eating bacon. The fuck is wrong with you kids?
>>674910223
when you learn to construct a proper sentence get back to me
>>674910265
not fair imo, you should have stopped giving
Been in a relationship for 2 years and I eat her pussy all the time. I love her and giving her a shattering orgasm makes me feel amazing myself, it's a sweet set up. Plus she sucks my dick frequently enough even though she's still pretty bad at it
It's not just beta, it's outright gay
>>674908408
Yes, it is submitting to women. Real Patrician men suck dick
>>674910653
yea cus i'm gonna post my vag to a bunch of beta virgins on a website. loool
>>674910527
>ad hominem
>doesn't answer the fucking question.
>says I can't construct a sentence.
yeah.I am CERTAIN you are a femanon. 100% SURE.
also,where was I wrong?
>>674910782
>beta virgins
get over yourself.
>>674910782
all the proof i need, dudes don't wanna eat your pie unless you're reciprocating with a bj - hence why you're not posing it
>>674910848
beta virgin detected
>>674910265
Fucking whore.
>>674910887
haha, you are retarded, like i need confirmation from you that it's okay. put your toys back in the pram
>>674910896
>falling for the "have sex at 15. it's good for you" meme.
fuck off.
>>674911087
*mad beta virgin detected
>>674910664
It's gay....for a man to eat pussy. Why does pussy scare you so, boy? Did your mommy make you eat hers each day before school because your daddy was a closet, and you're afraid you're like him?
>>674911056
the fact your jimmies are being seriously rustled by this is all a need to know I'm right
I bet you've got too much meat on your kebab and that's why nobody wants to eat it
>>674910782
what do your most spot place on puss?
clitoris, labia, inside G-spot
Married for 3 years, haven't eaten her pussy ever. She simply doesn't like the idea of it. She also only sucks if I have a condom on, which sucks. After a handjob she goes running to wash her hands, even if I just took a shower before the handjob. She has vaginismus, which means no penetration at all.
Yeah, my life sucks...
>>674911190
oh well...if you say so.
>NORMIEEEEEES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674908723
this 100% it is a huge deal breaker if a girl doesn't suck dick.
>>674911591
Tim?
>>674911430
*sensitive
>>674908971
so much this
>>674911483
what do you even do for sex then?
It's beta to eat ass for girl, and then get nothing aftervards.......
>>674911483
Wuh? You are trolling right?
>>674911483
That sucks dude
>>674911430
Are you ESL? Or just a tard?
>>674911483
you ask before?
degenerate?
dont ask, just do it faggot
>>674911483
divorce her...its the only solution. im not kidding
>Eating pussy is one of my favourite things
>GF doesn't like having her pussy eaten
>Get to do it like twice a year maybe
Fuck this gay earth
>>674908408
Nah I love to do it but it has to be clean and not smell etc. and not too outwards, otherwise disgusting af.
>>674911828
just tard, like you for me.
kek
I've fucked 25+girls and have never ate it still get head tho
>>674911483
Oh, dear god. What the fuck was it, an arranged marriage? I hope you're trolling, because that's fucking rugged.
>>674911483
Is she a nice person/pretty I'll take her off your hands I'm asexual and like attractive house maids
>>674908408
kinda.
it is alpha to eat this pussy? >>674907344
>>674908408
It's beta to worry about what people think is beta.
Sometimes I forget how young this board is...on average anyway.
Eating a clean pussy is fabulous and Sex 101.
Damn kids, get off my /b/
>>674911937
truth
divorced anon here
i hated my life. now i love my life. the difference? lost a shitty wife.
>>674912211
this is the truth
Just give a fuck about others feelings and their opinion
>>674908408
Not at all. I've heard it's a really good way to get casual sex with more women actually.
If you make a tinder and write in your description that you're willing to go down on them, you'll be laid every night
>>674912261
Exactly
>>674912463
Same here, bro
>>674911683
lolnofam
>>674908408
if eatin pussy is beta, I don't wanna be alpha
>>674908408
its the best feeling in life, this one I would eat for ethernity (y)
>>674912676
implying you've ever
>>674911483
Fuck man, that sucks.
Is she open to the idea of sex elsewhere? Swinging or using a hooker once in a while to satisfy you? If not, that's cruel
I eat my GFs pussy all the time, but I don't like her feminine penis it makes me feel gay. Am I beta?
>>674910794
the space after the period. stop being lazy
>>674912795
>washes hand after handjob
yeah, I'm pretty sure she isn't gonna let him fuck some hooker
>>674911483
She is just not a full woman, why do you marry such error-ware.
>>674913030
>error-ware
keeked
>>674911483
not trying to be a dick, but why would you marry someone where you have zero sex life.
>>674912995
Hey, you never know. You can be a germaphobe and still sexually open-minded.
>>674913215
true, I just can't see her ever touching him again afterwards. Maybe if he was like boy in the bubble, with just his pee pee sticking out, wrapped in a condom.
>>674912995
this is ok,
i don't like eat my sperm to breakfast.
>>674912789
OH LOL IMBLYING LOL
>>674908408
dream puss bro
>>674912907
pffthahahaahahaha.
Kthxbye
Just so you dumb niggers know, the femanon is obvious bait that you basement-dwellers gobbled up like your chicken tendies.
>>674913591
ah c'mon
my wife looks sometimes to /b /pol /soc for lulz.
>>674913591
mayday mayday
give me chicken tendie
be it small be it large
give it now and I won't barge
i didn't touch that womans tit
so put me on my booster seat
I would like a happy meal
full of tendies,oh the make me squeal.
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>>674913188
It's a true story /b/ros. She doesn't work, hardly knows how to cook or take care of the home, and gets everything she wants. She's also an average looking, and has one boob bigger than the other.
>>674914533
consider to change waifu, if it's true
It's just my personal opinion.
You can't be happy in such circumstances.
Boobs are overrated, if a woman isn't your soulmate, pair big tits can't compensate it.
Girlfriend used to suck my dick regularly when we first started going out and I was going down on here aswell.. We're 1 year in the relationship and she hasnt sucked me for awhile now. Keeps blaming it on her jaw hurting. But I know damn well that's some bullshit.
>>674916037
her tactic to ensnare you.
>>674914533
wtf... why are u married to her then? dump that bitch
>>674916037
i feel u /b/ro
>>674916037
>blaming it on her jaw hurting
You must have a true monster in your pants, anon.
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>>674912854
Im glad you fucking losers learned some Greek alphabet. Why don't you admit that you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about and go suck some dicks.
not if your girl's shaking and crying while she's cumming and thinking of no one else besides you before during and after plus you have a dick too, cool. just treat the scumbags who try to fuck with you as such and youll be fine
>>674908506
you see district 9 faggot? dont be a dumb nigger
>>674911483
Why even get married in the first place?
I used to like sucking on labias, going crazy with clitorises, and sometimes going in (depends), and at the same time playing with their tits.
However, now I like sucking cock more.
>>674917035
Sadly my girlfriend of 1year doesn't understand the concept of foreplay. She thinks it only applies to female. Men needs their dicks and balls sucked too. Yesterday morning, my girlfriend and I woke up and she was feeling horny. I'm not usually a morning person so let's alone have sex in the morning. So I agreed to it since we haven't had sex for a week. We start getting into it.... Well I mean, I start getting into it... Because she was only laying there on her bed like the fat whale she is while I was doing all the work as aswell. I licked and sucked her tits, played with her pussy and kissed her.. Then I started fucking her but I wasn't completely turned on. I said I wanted to stop cuz I was losing my boner and she gave me her bitch attitude and complaining about how she couldn't get fucked for shit. I'm seriously considering cheating on her.
>>674917677
NIGGA.
I COULD BARELY FOLLOW THAT STORY.
LEARN TO FUCKING WRITE WORDS AND SHIT.
damn
>>674917940
School dropper detected.
>>674917677
>I'm seriously considering cheating on her.
good boi
she deserves it, because lack of sympathy to you. This is "first world" sluts problem no.1
>>674917677
That's horrible /b/ro, but from my experience morning sex is some of the best, usually nothing too crazy but it starts your day off right.
If she's not into foreplay, that's just going to make your lives more difficult and kill your sex life. Is she into any light kink, like bondage or toys?
>>674908408
it's beta to ask people on the internet what is cool and what is not
>>674918037
in what way? Because you could understand me? Please try harder. Ill help you insult me if you have trouble with rubbing those last two brain cells together.
>>674918037
Eye dropper
Ear dropper
School dropper.
one of these things is not like the other
DUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>674918145
Nah, she's a pretty ordinary women. She's not into crazy, kinky stuff. We stick to the missionary position all the time. I tried to get her into all kind of different things to spice it up but she's not into any of it.
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>>674918473
You can't expect everyone to master english 100%, my first language is french, 2nd spanish and third english. Lettin ya know.
>>674918515
Gonna be honest then man, I'm not sure I can offer you any help. I'm sure you've tried to talk to her, but that's about the only suggestion I can make.
>>674918702
>]
This makes this less fun.
Fuck you
>>674918515
sounds like my german ex wife.
she desired not a sex partner, but sex slave.
after 4 years i had enough of this sick bitch
I am not a fucking Male whore.
