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Guys.. I just smoked some green for the first time...

Wtf is happening to me...

I think time has stopped
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SMOEK BLUNT ERVRYDAY :)))))))))
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>>674907525
Time will continue when it is time for more, don't worry faggot and happy blazing
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Now just continue smoking the stuff for the rest of your life
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>>674907525
All your neighbors know. They've probably called the cops man.
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THEY KNOW THEY KNOW
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Enjoy the road to being a burnout and regretting the day you tried the stuff.

Wait. I mean. 4/20 one love maaaaaaan
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>>674907885
>>674907934

I just went outside

I can smell it from outside

Fuck guys, you think they're gonna call the cops?
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>>674907525
ZA WARUDO
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>>674908046

For sure. Should have smoked it in the waste ground near your house.

Best thing to do is hide everything and have a tall glass of OJ.
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>>674908046
Errhh YES mate. Woooah I've had a doobie, lock me up. You're crazy anon
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bait.
b8
bate
bayte
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>>674908046
yeah dude you're fucked. loads of people hate pot especially parents with kids

enjoy jail faggot
shouldnt have thrown your life away with drugs
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>>674908252
>>674908239
I'm blowing all the smoke outside... How long should it take to get the smoke out by mouth?

>>674908338
What's that?
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>>674908422
I don't wanna go to jail man.. it's my first time
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>>674908514
Do you live in a state where it's heavily penalized?
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>>674908514
hahaha sorry for the bug out dude im just fucking with you. no one gives a shit about pot not unless youre smoking it infront of someone. chill out and watch something cooked like "mike tyson mysteries" or "rick and morty"
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>>674908338
> thinking anyone doesn't know

You must get baited pretty hard out there. Remember m8, nothing is real here
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>>674908646
Australia... And i still go like a wholeeee bag

I think im just gonna eat it... is that a good idea?

And i heard drinking the bong water? imma do that now
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>>674908749
no dude what the fuck
where in australia are you
im aussie & high too
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>>674907525
Why didn't you inject it faggot? I injected 2 weeds at a party a while back, now I'm gay.

> good night though
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OMG chill out dude....the buzz doesn't last all night...You're not gonna go to jail cuz you smoke some dope.....Paranoia is a rookie side effect....it'll get better....much better.
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>>674908749
Does bong water meant to taste so weird?

Or is it just the weed messing with my buds?
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>>674908749
i got searched by the cops like two weeks ago and they found me with 2g of weed. didnt do anything just took my name down and said not to go walking in the street holding your bong ahah
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>>674908857
I got some left.. Is injecting better?... will i have to melt it or something?
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>>674908915
you are too retarded for words
its literally water thats filtered all shitty the chemicals out from the smoke and youre drinking it. of course its going to taste so weird
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>>674908986
yeah just melt it on a spoon and then cram the shit in a needle and inject it. youll get fried off your left nut
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>>674909057
I got no needles.. Can i snort it?
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>>674908011
Wow, youre so right. Ive been living a lie. Im gonna stop smoking while attending courses for organic chemistry, cause im on the road to he a burnout :(
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>>674909147
yeah just make sure you mix it with some valium or something, otherwise you wont feel it. the active chemicals interact and get you really high but without any risks involved
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>>674908749
Yeah edibles are great. Be careful though, use this recipey. It's killer

> 1ltr of bong water (blacker the better)
> add to 250grams of pasta
> cook as normal
> add some baccy
> once boiled, drain excess water
> serve
> eat
> ???
> get high?
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>>674909324
Oh ok, Dude you know heaps about this...

I feel weird.. i ate like most of the weed...

and i can't stop thinking about rick astley
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>>674909188
hi adam
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>>674909559
Sorry m8, no adam here.
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you gonna die man.
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>>674910117
what.. why.. don't say that man im feaking
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>>674909421
Thc is not water-soluble... I'm sorry
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Op here

Bros i feel like im gonna black out.. .and i can't stand up... Im trying so hard... wtf... i think something went wrong.. did i smoke too many weeds?
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>>674907606

If you believe me or not but i know this slut
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>>674907525
time is taking its time,
give it a fuckin break
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>>674910671
i'd go for not
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>>674910555
weeds overdose, u gon die

next time dont inject to many marajuanas
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look at my plant guys
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>>674911098
But i didn't even inject any dude!

wtf

i only snorted some, which was really hard and kinda hurt

and smoked and ate some

and drank the bong water

should i call the cops?

im so worried... my heart feels weird
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>>674911249
are you trying?
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>>674907525
Usually first timers don't feel a thing, so lucky you. Just relax and enjoy it, you're fine
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>>674911370
I dont get it
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>>674910543
It is mate or why did I get soo high after drinking bong water, that I was sick. I had too much thc in a sort period of time and pulled a whitey.
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>>674911431
You can't snort weed or drink weed in water. Thc is not water-soluble. To get hight you have to smoke it or at least eat it (only if you prepare it with fat). Thc is fat-soluble.
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>>674908749
>>674907525
b8
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>>674912144
it doesn't need to dissolve into the water it just has to be sitting in the water...
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>>674912144
So you're saying, for best effects, inject it?
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>>674911209
have you topped that? how many weeks?
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>>674907606
A blunt a day keeps the doctor away
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>>674908749
Look up bonglord on youtube. He's a fucking crazy Asian Australian
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>>674908011
>>674908422
>>674908688
>>674909188
>>674910555
>>674912144
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>>674912654
Are you kidding me?
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>>674912654
If you are able to extract thc from weed you can inject it... But why doing this when you can smoke it?
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>>674907525
Lay down on the ground and you'll be fine.
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>>674912609
Are you kidding me?
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>>674913540
the lighter burning the cone causes the decarboxylation, drink up bro you'll get baked
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>>674910671

whats her facebook
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>>674907606
story time
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>>674908428
>what's that?
confirmed bait
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