Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Last one isn't even finished yet, but I'll claim nonetheless.
>>674902580
It is, it reached 150 images
Crusader Anon here.
Marisa Claimed
>>674902580
Its at the limit isnt it?
>>674902746
Deus vult
>>674902746
>>674902790
It is now, because you posted the 150th picture yourself, pointing to this very thread.
Also, deus vult, you two! How's it going?
Noire claimed.
I hope everything is fine guys.
>>674902790
Deus vult indeed
>>674902945
Doing okay, you?
>>674903092
Hello there.
>>674902945
Well that was my plan
>>674903092
Hey Noire
Doung great atm
>>674903146
Morning crusader anon.
Deus vult?
>>674903316
*doing
>>674903146
Nothing much. Just chilling and plotting how to take back the holy land.
>>674903347
Deus vult.
>>674903365
Well that is good to know.
Claimed!
So you Anons listening to anything? I am https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1goc2-CIQI
>>674903316
Good to know.
Sors immanis et inanis will come to whom won't follow the holy path.
>>674902499
Best Champion (Vi) claimed.
>>674904415
I was about to ask that
https://youtu.be/HMnrl0tmd3k
droping in again
claiming
>>674904455
Is that latin Anon?
>>674904679
Not a big fan of Jazz but it sounds nice.
Jax is obviously the best waifu.
You guys don't know how to reddit.
>>674904865
Yes, I watched Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children again yesterday and it brought the feels.
>Cruel and empty fate btw
>>674904957
>>674905243
Was it good?
>>674904764
Heh i see what you did there
>>674904865
Same, just for some reason im in the mood for it
>>674904957
Reddit is for infidels
>>674904764
Forgot to say hello, sorry about that
>>674905577
Alright.
>>674905412
Yup, my older brother introduced me into old gaming when I was 10-11.
The film is based on FF7 story, which I always liked.
>>674905811
Is that around the same time he introduced you to anal sex?
>>674905811
Well that is good, I only started playing videos games in my early 20s when the PS1 came out.
>>674905898
Anon that is just outright rude.
>>674905577
¿ʎɐpoʇ op noʎ llıʍ ʇɐɥʍ
¿ɹɐɟ os ǝuop noʎ ǝʌɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʎɐpoʇ ƃuıop ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ sı ʍoɥ os
Muffy crosswire claimed
>>674906101
I am doing fine, thanks for asking Anon and I am planning to remove the pope in CK II.
>>674906101
Can't read it.
>>674906101
>kek
Oh nothing mutch, just got to my train and im hoping this goes better than last time.
>>674906278
Try harder
Krystal bitches
>>674906278
Really? this is what it says.
So how is everyone today what have you done so far what will you do today?
>>674905898
Nope, he introduced me on how to deal with fucktards on /b/
>>674906070
I still have PS1 and SNES in the closet kek
What remains.
>>674906497
that training didn't see to pay off
you realize everything you post here is already claimed by the artist?
youre literally posting pictures of their claimed waifu.
the waifu they drew.
the waifu they uploaded before you regurgitated it here.
cancer
>>674906716
relax
>>674906497
Well at the very least you still have them, I have no clue where my PS1 is, though I have my PS2.
>>674906875
finally a fuckable powerpuff girl
>>674906625
Maybe yes, maybe not.
>>674906716
Now you're just complicating things there.
>>674906839
I hope you'll manage to find it one day.
>>674906474
It's just bad, man. And it's going to get worse from here.
>>674907016
I'd say that it is probably at my parents farm, I did leave most of my things behind there.
Hanako claimed
Also
Pax Vobis brothers and sisters
i can feel the vult is strong in this thread
>>674906497
i own a ps1 snes the old gray gameboy and a sega megadrive
and i am still in love with lufia 2 for the snes such a great rpg
>>674907162
Whats wrong Anon?
>>674907266
damn
reading that made me realise i havent heard someone ask me that physically in over a year.
i didnt want this
>>674907162
Well i hope it gets better for you
>>674907257
Hey hanako
>>674907442
If you don't wish to speak about it don't, but if you need anyone to talk to, I will probably be here.
>>674907482
Hi Syndra you doin well?
Mornin
>>674907594
Im doing fine for now
>>674907639
Mornin Red
>>674907182
At least you have a clue of where it is.
>>674907258
I used to play Majora's Mask a lot, but then the N64 broke for no reason.
>>674907639
>>674907772
True,
Well Anons I have some things to do so I will be back later.
>>674907829
Not sure what about good morning is bait, but alright
>>674907588
whats really worth pursuing in life?
it seems like i dont even have a reason to continue
everyone i knew is gone. life happened, and it feels like im still in highschool - but im the only person there. deserted empty space.
>>674907639
hiya Red
>>674907769
that sounds ominous
>>674907772
we talkin old consoles today?
>>674908104
Hey Hanako. First time seeing you in here.
>>674908069
im not >>674907162 ; i was scrolling and read it
Mugi is MINE
>>674908104
Well, the day has only begun
>>674908257
Hey Mugi
>>674908173
i was taking a break from posting and got back just yesterday, hoping i´ll stay around longer this time
>>674908317
true i guess over here its like 2:30 pm and i just woke my ass up
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674908415
Just like me
>>674908069
im not the person who did the vigil file, i havent posted anything other then these 3
>>674908663
>>674908415
I would love to wake up that late, I find myself waking around 5-6am every day.
>>674902499
>admitting you're a kissless virgin thread
>>674908663
TOLD I´D BE BACK NIGGA! <3
>>674908794
jesus
>>674908892
>he doesn't have a waifu
Please have sex
>>674908892
what's a kiss prove in life?
>>674908104
Seems like it, talking about ps1, SNES and FF7
>>674908794
I end up waking up late because I go to bed later and later every day. I go from sleeping at 1 am at most and waking up at 10am to sleeping at 4am and waking up at 1pm or so just by going to bed a little bit later each day, and I don't even notice I'm going to bed later
>>674909082
It proves that you are desirable
>>674908918
CRIPPLEFUCKER HIGH FIVE
I knew you'd do it
You mah nigga <3
>>674909123
Oh, that makes sense then, I go to sleep around 11pm-1am normally.
>>674902499
YOU SUCK OP
NO GIRL WILL EVER WANT YOU
>>674909099
neat-o
>>674909123
holy shit i didnt get in bed until 4 am last night cause my friends decided to stay late
>>674909327
Happens to all of us
>Or at least it happens a lot to me
That's why my sleep schedule is fucked up
>>674909309
>criplefucker high five
Kek
>>674909325
Fine by me
Shizune claimed
>>674909741
she will never hear me sneaking up behind her
>>674909164
by not kissing proves one doesn't have the desire to kiss.
menma claimed
>>674902499
imagine syndras voice in your ear while you fuck her missionary :o
>>674909857
Ok?
What is your point are you an asexual transnigger pandakin?
>>674909741
That's some great taste you have there
>>674909822
She can feel the vibrations
>>674909941
the bibrations of her body reacting to my tazer and my dick proceding to ear fuck her
>>674909737
What is that?
>>674909327
what happend to your waifu?
>>674910077
mai waifu
>>674909600
hehe
>>674910128
fire, lots of it
>>674910246
At least now she smells like bacon
>>674910471
Queen Bacon 4 lyfe yo
>>674910246
well now nobody can roast her atleast
>>674911154
i mean why would anyone roast her shes hot as fuck
>>674911304
well she is not really my type but she look quite cute
>>674910586
thats hot... well....
>>674911094
I would do unspeakable things to that sloth bottom.
>>674911434
your waifu is quiet lovely as well <3
>>674911094
good choice, friend
>>674911094
She seems friendly, accommodating, and most likely can make a fantastic home-cooked dinner.
Ok im back
Hello!
>>674911094
strangely, one of the better ones so far
guys i gotta bounce ill see you later
>>674912998
>thread dies
>>674912998
See ya! Have an extra crispy day!
>>674912998
cya Hanako!
>>674912842
Hi Fran!
>>674912834
Welcome back Syndra!
>I feel a little like an hotel's doorman
>>674913546
Got banned for cp from 2014
Dont ask how becuse i dont know
>>674913765
>So many questions arise...
Maybe you were in the wrong thread at the wrong time?
Rumia claimed
Good morning, anons
>>674913546
I would tip you if you were, or at least a pat
I'm eating leftover sesame chicken for breakfast, can anyone beat that?
>>674914670
IM EATING YOUR WAIFU BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674914670
I haven't figured out what to have yet, but it probably won't beat that.
I'm jelly
>>674914965
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>674914670
French toast and a fruit smoothie? What do I win?
>>674914820
Damnit, and she just replaced those arms
>>674914965
The best part of working for a Chinese restaurant is eating only Chinese food on the weekends. I've only worked there for 5 months and I've already gained 20 lbs. I regret nothing
>>674915014
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?
>>674911094
A lot of trash in here when compared to Priscilla.
>>674911304
>>674914965
>>674914670
Why?
>>674914670
Pats are best tips
>sesame chicken for breakfast
I don't know how people can have for breakfast more than a coffee
>>674915161
Is the food any good? I love Chinese food but the place near me is total shite :/
>>674915014
RUUURRRUUU~
>>674915031
The health conscious award, I applaud your self control
>>674915265
Why what? The food? The tipping Emi?
>>674915326
It's the most important meal of the day! I tend to eat a big breakfast, a small lunch, a snack, and a normal sized dinner. It works for me
>>674915506
Oh god I didn't realize this was a seizure inducing gif...
Claimed
>>674908918
>>674909309
Is a burn victim even considered a cripple?
Sekibanki claimed
>>674915326
I don't know how people can have coffee at all, tea tastes much better.
>>674915161
Benefits like that are nice - I worked in a pub kitchen for a while, once, and free lunches were probably the best part.
>>674915265
Because she is my ideal, and really cute
>>674915584
I'm the opposite for meals... Rarely eat breakfast or lunch, but large dinner
>>674915626
At least it's a pleasurable Maka seizure
>>674915584
The smoothie is just a cover-up for all the sugar in the syrup on the French toast lol. It was soooo good tho
>>674915506
It is really good! Everything is fresh and from scratch. And the owners were actually chefs before they immigrated.
>>674915858
Same. I have English breakfast tea every morning. And I think I might be a traitor to my southern USA roots since I hate iced tea and drink it hot. Anyway, I live way up north now, so I guess it's OK...
>>674916131
>>674915944
>>674915910
>>674915858
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>674915584
In the morning, my body doesn't accept much food. Coffe + something like cereals or cookies at most. Even though it's probably about getting used to it, I dunno
>>674915858
Whatever floats you boat, man
>Coffee ftw
>>674915910
The best kind of seizure!
>>674916131
Yum! Sounds pretty awesome. I'm pretty sure the family that owns the one near me used to be mechanics or something so far removed from being cooks.... It's bad.
>>674915745
Well, aside for scarring, 3rd degree burns can cause a lot of nerve damage, and it looks like Hanako would have quite a bit.
>tfw your waifu wouldn't feel your cuddling up to her right side
>>674915910
How ever you live, just have fun with it
>>674915944
If you average not shitty foods, it's ok, right?
>>674916285
Metabolisms can be weird.
>>674916458
Yeah, that's not that hard to believe. Most immigrants first job is at a Chinese restaurant, to help them learn how to speak English
im immortal
>>674916458
I'd go out and eat bad chinese food too, but Australia is being too hot for autumn.
You can tell it's hot when a bird falls out of a tree as you walk home.
>>674916818
Kinda makes sense. They got a restaurant that is a cultural landmark in this part of the city so it doesn't matter how the food tastes, people will come as long as there's coffee and $10 breakfast lol.
Ok im back (again)
Blame the telegram chat
>>674917061
Oh god! I knew it was hot over there, but that's insane... Is it even habitable for humans out there?
>>674917061
Holy shit! It does get so cold here in Wisconsin that your spit freezes mid air. -50 degrees incase anyone wants to know
>>674917212
Hope it's good coffee
>>674917265
Welcome back!
>>674909737
Is this a legit waifu?
>>674916818
>tfw your waifu wouldn't feel your cuddling up to her right side
That sounds awful.
>>674917580
Everyone knows it's colder in Canada!
The coffee is the best part. That, or the cute server who I can't tell if she's flirting or just doing her job. Social awareness nonexistent.
>>674917459
>>674917580
It's only bad in summer really, we had a week of over 40c (roughly 104+ F) tempratures a month or so ago, that was pretty hellish.
If you were walking on the road your shoes started sticking to the ground.
The rest of the year is pretty good temperature-wise
>>674918052
Not always true. It's 9 celsius here
Nice
>>674918129
Yikes. I'd still love to go there someday. But if your roads ruined my boots I'd cry.
>>674918303
Yea, weird year for weather so far. 4C here. But it's spring after all!
>>674918538
Top moo
>>674918052
Wisconsin is like the Canada of the US
>>674918129
Could you fry an egg on the side walk? I've always wondered if you can do that
Well I am back, and the thread is still up.
>>674918844
Welcome back
>Deus vult
>>674918616
Honestly, I've never thought of doing that, but I
have to wait until next January to try.
>>674918551
Just don't come in summer, for the sake of you and your boots.
If you have to come in summer, stay around the coast, further inland you get ridiculousness like having to live underground etc.
claimed
>>674919101
Thanks, also how is that wall coming along?
>>674918600
>>674919276
its goin alright, i just need a small loan of milion deus vults
>>674919324
>>674909737
>>674919191
Oh yeah, reversed seasons and all that
>>674919276
If that's the beat reason, you obviously haven't played DnD before.
>>674918844
Welcome back, brother.
>>674918616
How's the cheese? I fucking love cheese. They've got fun y accents down there too, right?
>inb4 aboot
>>674919191
That sounds kinda fun, I'm pretty indoorsy. Would like to check out the gold coast and the touristy spots though. I hear Canadians get on well with Aussies. And something about our roots clothing line is hilarious because it's slang for fuckin?
>>674919440
> a small loan of milion deus vults
I can arrange that..
>>674919553
I indeed have not played DnD before.
>>674919649
Thanks.
>>674919780
It's easy in your case. Just roll up a cleric and proceed with deus vulting.
>>674919669
The touristy spots are pretty nice compared to everything a few hundred kilometers inland, where everything is completely barren and flat.
If you step out of your car in some places, shut your eyes and spin around, you won't know which way you came from.
The price for indoorsy unfortunately is an average 45c in the shade.
Getting rooted is slang for being fucked, however I don't think I've ever seen it in use outside of a book.
>>674920141
No love for paladins?
>>674919669
The cheese is amazing, while the accents aren't to bad, you hear things like "holy buckets" and the Packers are basically a religion. Also, Green Bay is around 95% percent white, which I can't complain about
>>674919780
I would recommend it if you find a nice group
>>674920141
Yeah, this works pretty well. I once made a pirate cleric of the sea God, and that was fun
>>674920141
Sounds intresting.
>>674920513
That might be a slight problem.
>>674919521
I wouldn't mind a pet that could pour me booze whenever I wanted.
>>674916818
>>tfw your waifu wouldn't feel your cuddling up to her right side
A fate worse than death.
yeah i agree with crusader anon it is hard to try something with friends when you have no friends.
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>674920388
Clerics are more powerful and versatile.
Paladin only makes sense if you want to SJW really hard.
>>674920797
Just realized that I will actually never feel my waifu cuddling up to any of my sides ever.
>>674920388
What about druids? Are druids good? I like druids
>>674920686
Look up any local game stores in your area, bound to be some people there. There also are generally a few game finder threads on /tg/ if you want to play online.
>>674920962
Tfw
Fran anon
>>674920962
>buy cosplay outfit
>hire hooker that looks about right
>???
>Profit
next is up
cant link it tho
-Syndra
>>674921059
Druids are pretty competent.
>>674921091
>hire hooker that looks like cute 11 year old girl
Yea, sure.
>>674920855
True, but I was just thinking which class seems more "crusader-like" by default
>>674921059
Druids are pretty good
>>674921231
>Thailand
>>674921362
>girl
>>674921303
Well, it was inspired by Crusaders and chivalry and whatnot.
But it's a shitty class.
Really just a mistake on the part of the developers.
Why would a Cleric beat a Paladins ass in a fight?
Yet he do.
Only thing that makes them work is their exclusive equipment.
FIghting Evil or Undead also helps, but a Cleric still easily beats him in regards to Undead.
