If you saw a homeless / begging woman who didn't look too rough, would you offer them money for sex?
Saw a lady in a doorway in Birmingham UK last night fairly near the station who looked reasonable, but it was too short time to catch the last train to do anything about it.
>>674895638
I've often thought this. I've had a pretty tidy but pretty crackhead looking woman (dunno if she was homeless) ask me for some spare change at Leeds train station before, for the bus or the phone or some shit I can't remember.
Anyway, it only dawned on me later on the train home that instead of just saying I had no change, I could have offered to give her a tenner or twenty quid for a bj.
>>674895638
Yes I would
>>674895638
Why would you want herpes op?
>>674895874
maybe you will be able to see here again sometime. offer her a bit more to be photographed an post her on /b/.
>>674895638
Holy shit OP this is weird I had the same thought yesterday walking around my city. Some cute homeless chick with glasses was sitting by with her sign. I was tempted to consider how I could offer her money and possibly get away with asking for sex. Part of me felt guilty about it though.
>>674896094
Everyone has herpes.
>>674896094
condom matey, even for bj.
>>674895638
I think if she wanted to sell her body for sex she woud do it instead of sitting there and asking for money.
She would whore herself for sure if she wanted to get money that way.
>>674896214
Hahahaaa! You think that would stop herpes???? Ah man, thats funny.
>>674896176
Yeah but im talking about the genital kind.
>>674896215
unfortunately as I was in a rush for the last train (bloody sod's law) I wasnt even able to stop and talk to her. If there's anyone from Birmingham here, she was on the road by the bus stops between burger king and Moor st station, is she a regular there? If she is, I might go back and look for her when I'm next up there.
This happened to me. I lived in transitional housing in the downtown area and everybody had to walk to get somewhere and I did my fair share of walking. One day i went near the old train station and bump into a short blond with massive tits but a very homely but sorta cute face ask for change. I tell her I don't have anything because I didn't. Bump into her again 2 months later in the morning and she asks for some change and I said I only had a ten. She said that would help and I said I wish I could and she responded with "I'll suck your dick" so after contemplating it for a few seconds, we go into an alleyway and she blows me and I came in hwr mouth. Shit felt so cash, I went to find her again a few weeks later and got the same thing.
This was almost 2 years ago, don't know if she's still around.
>>674896215
Not OP but women are different than men and mostly that idea doesnt even come up in a woman's brain.
>>674895638
>If you saw a homeless / begging woman who didn't look too rough, would you offer them money for sex?
absolutely, this is how i first got aids.
> Saw a lady in a doorway in Birmingham UK last night fairly near the station who looked reasonable, but it was too short time to catch the last train to do anything about it.
I wouldn't, i think i gave that one teh aids.
This anon did.
>>674896477
Dunno I'm not from the UK
>>674896506
So you think she would do it even if she had no intention in the first place?
i do this shit all the time
often wear a condom with the junkies giving head
but theres a woman's shelter downtown and there is always a bevy of 16 to 66 year old women desperate to do things for money
all it takes is asking, in fact im about to go get some soon because its cold out and i know thte shelter is gonna be packed
which means, women who need a place to stay
one of these days im gonna keep one...
>>674896722
Check'd such a beautiful story. Saw it in a best of 4chan once.
>>674896740
You just need to find the right one in the first place.
>>674896506
This. She probably won't do it since they find it degrading. I once asked a homeless girl nicely but she declined, even for 30 euro's...
>>674896910
find the right what?
ive only been turned down twice and it was because they were fresh on the street, thought they could make a buck just by begging
six months later they changed their minds, i love the desperation
>>674896919
homeless women who decline are two things
fresh on the street or panhandling
>>674896919
no harm in asking, the worst she can do is say no, then you move on.
>>674896722
Did he ever post pics of the homeless 8/10? Wanna fap to that...
>>674895638
Nah, they're homeless because they're often lazy AND drug addicted/hopeless alcoholics.
If they were actually willing to do a service (sexual or ordinary employment), they wouldn't be homeless. They'd likely still be extremely hard drinkers and drug users though.
There was actually a decent looking woman begging around the local whitecastle. She asked for a ride, gave me some bullshit about how the state is cutting her benefits. I politely said (well as polite as you can say these things), that if she'd help me out I could give her dough. She politely declined and went begging to the next car.
But honestly, as it goes, I have a lot more respect for hookers than homeless beggars. At least hookers are earning there cash and there's far more dignity in providing a service for cash than getting handouts, I think.
Implying hobo women don't have standards mate
>>674897094
she was probably just panhandling, and had a place to go to and a boyfriend
>>674897123
beggars cant be chosers m80
>>674897094
> I have a lot more respect for hookers than homeless beggars.
This. I had never really even thought about it, but YEAH.
i also like junkies
used to live in a shit part of philly and i used to abuse these women non stop
there were a few regulars, but on average i saw new women every day.
the best part was they always come back for more, especially when close to being dope sick
kept a deaf women for 3 days until i got sick of feeding her.
>>674895638
Couple of years ago I had to stay about 4 hours late night near st pancreas after coming back from turkey on a late flight
some smackhead homeless skank was out and about mooching money, she was begging me as I was getting a mcdonalds, so I said ill buy her a beer, bout her a can of super strong kestrel and drank a few budweisers myself. she was a pretty cool girl, probably late 20's but looked 35-40 because of the smack
turns out she was desperate and offered to suck me off for £20
I was tempted but after getting a blowie from her I was worried about my dick dropping off.
I chilled with her for a bit gave her a £10 and went my own way
>>674897511
>kept a deaf women for 3 days until i got sick of feeding her.
Was she good at sucking dick?
>>674897622
yes, it was pretty great
she was a 2/10 but i could abuse her verbally and physically and she just took it
if her downstairs wasnt so ravaged i might have kept her. she was like a heroin addicted dick sucking puppy.
>>674895638
I give money to this one homeless woman before the bridge when i go to work in chicago. She's white, not great looking but i've definitely fucked worse when drunk. I even thought about asking her if she'd like me to bring her home. work out a bangmaid situation maybe.
Then I saw the lesions on her neck. Purple splotches that are herpes lesions, usually associated with AIDS.
So I'm crossing my fingers. When I was in my early 20's, there was this homeless girl in my neighborhood who looked pretty fresh, probably just had started shooting up. But I was fucked because I didn't have any money.
These days, I have all the money but I never see hot homeless chicks anymore.
Anyways, you shouldn't pick up british homeless chicks. They sound awful in bed. "OOOOOHHH! SPUNK IN ME QUIM, LUV ATTA BOY!" you'd think being british they'd sound all distinguished,but you get a limey in the sack and she's gonna sound like a goddamned retard.
>>674897511
where do you live that you can play this angle? Camden? Alphabet city.
Junkies are fucking rare where I'm at.
>>674897837
i lived near kensington ave
huntingdon st station all the way down to about sumerset is a great place. but huntingdon st station is the best spot to find them.
>>674897912
*somerset*
>>674897912
the british and your commuter trains. do you take thomas the tank engine to work?
>>674896722
this belongs in a feels thread
>>674898060
thats philadelphia you stupid faggot
>>674895638
Following the desperate comments I see many future STD patients in this thread..
>>674898158
condoms man
its like your retarded
>>674897801
>Anyways, you shouldn't pick up british homeless chicks. They sound awful in bed. "OOOOOHHH! SPUNK IN ME QUIM, LUV ATTA BOY!" you'd think being british they'd sound all distinguished,but you get a limey in the sack and she's gonna sound like a goddamned retard.
ROFK
i'm sort of thinking that finding one from another town is the best bet, if you are going to pay them for sex, adding a train fare to that isnt't that much, and if you take them home, they will never be able to find you gain if you don't want to keep them.
there are a few street drinkers / druggie women in my town who I may consider having fun with, but I'd never take them home just in case they started to knock my door hoping for more money and causing bother. made that mistake once :(
>>674896722
Wow... At first I was like tl;dr...
But then, I'm like "If this is true, this is awesome!"
>>674898216
Ugh. Condoms kill the sensation, takes fucking forever for you to blow. No thanks. I'll take the STD's. life is too short for decaf coffee, condoms and diet soda.
>>674898350
ive been to bongland, you all have sheds in your gardens
use it, son
>>674898428
i get off more on the abuse then just the bj
nothing quite like hearing a deaf women tell you her father's and uncles sexual abusingher story and fapping furiously cuz you know later youre gonna make her call you her uncles name in that dumb ass voice she has.
>>674898429
how would that help exactly?
>>674898586
keep them in it, most i knew had toilets too
youre welcome
>>674898429
town centre victorian terraced house mate, they'd still know roughly where I live.
waiting for the summer though so it will be warm enough to take them to a quiet outdoors spot instead
>>674898350
I've never paid for sex (and I won't on principle), but I've found that if you have ANY kind of drugs (seriously, anything from pot, to pain pills, to acid) women will put out for it. They also will usually do things they otherwise don't usually do in their sex life (like anal or drink pee).
The trick is just to find alternative type women goths, emos, hippies, etc. They usually crave drugs and are too poor for them.
It's not to hard to work out an arrangement where they get a pinch for coming over and taking some rough anal.
>>674898585
I like you m8
I wouldn't touch them (don't want AIDS) but I would possibly make them do stuff while I jerk off, or get a handjob.
Is this weird?
>>674898723
> is this weird?
if you have to ask, youre in the wrong thread
>>674898723
nope. TBPH, I would want to photograph them in 'streetsteve' style, but hopefully the girls will be a bit less manky.
>>674896477
I know exactly where you mean, I don't go that way too often though
>>674898428
u love aids?
hell no, there could be all kinds of herpes and aids in doing that... why would you even
I would kidnap her rape her murder her and glthen birn hr body and sprinkle the ashes in a remote forest
>>674898850
>streetsteve
i had no idea who that was until now
ty based anon, its the porn i always wanted
cuz you cant always get desperate women on snowy days or when youre in the bathroom at work
Watching you people talking about taking advantage of homeless women disgusts me.
These vulnerable women have no options, no homes, are desperate to escape the torture that is their lives and here you are talking about paying them to give you head?! What the fuck is wrong with you?
While you're off getting your pecker polished, some poor tortured serial killer is looking for a victim, and YOU ARE NOT ONLY DENYING THEM THE CHANCE TO BUY THEMSELVES A FEW DAYS OF PEACE but you're also causing the homeless problem to continue by letting them live.
You should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
>>674898850
>>674898836
Lol.
I just like to think of all the possibilities. Especially if you can get two of them to go at it with each other.
Even better. You get a 3rd, a male, and have them humiliate him while they jerk you off.
But wait, there's more...
>>674895638
why does this girl remind me of pic?
>>674898942
that reminds me, this is deaf woman/ex philly anonn
but one time i picked up a skinny xanax and heroni addict and drove her 30 miles out of philly and left her at an abandoned gas station after abusing her the entire way
i wonder if shes alive
>>674899002
>While you're off getting your pecker polished, some poor tortured serial killer is looking for a victim, and YOU ARE NOT ONLY DENYING THEM THE CHANCE TO BUY THEMSELVES A FEW DAYS OF PEACE but you're also causing the homeless problem to continue by letting them live.
Wut? I've re-read that sentence several times and still cannot make sense of it. Nor can I decode what you are actually trying to say.
>>674899002
there is no taking advantage in offering a reasonable one-off job to someone that they can accept or decline as they want.
for those who are thinking of kidnap or murder (in the unlikely event that they are actually serious) then I'd agree with you.
>>674897801
Maybe it's just me, but I love that shit.
Three day flight delay in Ireland, best time I ever had in the army. Stains on my uniform, and that British Isles style peasant speak fueling my masturbatory fantasies for years to come.
>>674898428
I like your life motto there anon.
>>674898636
Who has a loo in their garden palace m8?
>having a smoke
>some decent looking woman, a little rough around the edges, asks for one
>she starts chatting with me while we both smoke
>she mentions how she's homeless and has 2 dollars to her name
>I ask her if she wants to make an easy 30
>h-how?
>I kinda just raise an eye brow like 'bitch you know how"
>she takes me behind a dumpster and blows me
>after I cum I Pat her on the head and say "good girl"
>she looks like she isn't thrilled with what she just did which kinda turned me on even more
I had a hot gf at the time who was making 50grand a year at 24 who would sex me whenever I wanted. I dunno what made me do it
Londonfag here,
I lived in kings cross,London
I met so many cute homeless hookers there.
Always being offered free sexual favours
Always refused..
Don't want my dick to fall off
>>674899674
everyone near newcastle that i knew
>>674895638
Begger lady asked me for money for food. I told her i'd give her 10dollars for bj. She refused so I walked. She then followed me and told me she agreed but I couldn't cum in her mouth. I got so horny i blew my load after 3 minutes, went so fast I just came in her mouth. She wasnt too pissed she just spit it out.
>>674899712
>free sexual favours
>fiction
>>674898428
well if i found out i was dying of an incurable disease, i'd certainly do dirty dangerous fun whilst still physically able. what's there to lose?
>>674898060
>do you take thomas the tank engine to work?
very similar, except they don't have animated faces
>>674899712
Native-born Englishwomen wouldn't be hookers in droves if you weren't allowing in hordes of brown people taking away jobs and resources. Shame on you.
>>674899860
your virginity
>>674899785
W-wait.. Do you really call them garden palaces?
>>674899887
TTTE isn't realistic at all. they have fewer accidents and are more reliable than our real railways!
>>674895638
>shutterstock
>>674896176
No we don't, thats an excuse to spread it
>>674899136
You're a fucking idiot. He's saying leave the homeless alone so serial killers can take care of them.
>>674899932
british girls are world renowned sluts.they dont have an inch of shame.Im Greek and everytime brit girls come to the clubs they end up puking and peeing outside or wander around butt naked with no underwear.Not to mention the ones fucking random people out in the street.
>>674900111
trips never lie.
also
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/british-tourist-blows-24-guys-in-spain-all-for-a-single-free-drink/656892/
>>674900046
OP here
first i could find on a quick google images search.
if I have any luck in the future, I'll post some OC.
>>674895638
This could be a new meme.
When you want to exploit homless women, but you gotta catch the train and meet ya boys.
>>674899860
Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease.
I say we all go for it. Put our dicks in whatever we can.
>>674899817
Really
Few of them used to come to my flat to use my toilets when I was back from work early mornings,nightclub worker here..
They used to "thanks" me by giving me weed..
Or offering me sex..
>>674900040
im american and i never heard them called that when i was there
just sheds or garages
>>674895638
No, if she's decent looking she's already turning tricks, and I don't want the risk of disease.
>>674895638
>Birmingham
>homeless
>"reasonable"
Kek
>>674896094
Herpies isn't even that bad. You should try it some time.
>>674900100
>You're a fucking idiot. He's saying leave the homeless alone so serial killers can take care of them.
Thanks for the clarification. That's what I thought I read. Only on fucking /b/.
PS. Dubs checked.
>>674896353
well if none of her saliva gets on his cock under his skin i struggle to see how he could possibly catch it, or are you just assuming he'll kiss her afterwards too?
>>674898585
kek
this fucking board
I got a blowjob once from a homeless woman for 10 bucks. It had been a fantasy of mine to get head from a homeless girl who wasn't rough looking or that dirty and it actually came true not to long ago. Afterwords I felt like shit knowing I had taken advantage of her like that just for a cheap thrill and blowjob. I don't recommend anyone does it and instead just give them cash/food/clothes etc. without any strings attached. I still regret it and it is one of the worst things I have ever done for sure.
>>674900958
Did she swallow?
>>674896979
That's it.
I can't believe you degenerates would do such things to defile young women for sex. You should offer to touch their titties and be done instead.
>>674899002
Triggered
>>674896506
I think she would do it for real cash, like paying a real whore, 250-500 euros
>>674899949
nice joke m8
I've never seen an attractive homeless female to be honest.
>>674901411
i'd probably offer £40, plus transport, something to eat, a shower, bed for the night and the chance to get their clothes put through the wash.
>>674897593
>st pancreas
Let me guess, he's the patron saint of insulin?
>>674901726
or autocorrect
>>674895874
>>674896170
You guys realize the ones with cups and stuff make 100-600 bucks a day right?
People have seen "homeless" guys sit somewhere for a day and at the end get up, walk to their new cars and drive off.
And I've only heard stories of guys, I can't imagine what the women that look good are making. Personally I would rather toss a cute homeless girl a few bucks than give any paper money to a rough looking person. I might throw them my change if I'm feeling generous but that's it.
>>674895638
Yes. Sure. You have something she wants. S he has someting you want. Nothing about it. Just tell her what you wa nt. If she needs money she will offer the complete menu.
>>674899860
How about not infecting your partner, you cur
>>674901829
that's why someone who is in a sleeping bag in a doorway at 11 at night is far more likely to be a genuine case than someone sitting by an ATM in the middle of the day
>>674901576
same here. always fat or crone-looking, but I guess that comes with being romanian. they're all dressed up like medieval witches
>>674901996
assuming not having a partner of course!
>>674896722
there are some good storytellers on b
>>674895874
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
You know as much as I want sex and a females attention and time, I think I would pass on this. I will continue on my crusade of being alone and not getting laid.
>>674902153
How's Gandalf today?
>>674895638
OP
Is it the one near Moor Street? A strong warrior in the piss smelling army.
>>674901267
If it were me I'd want to rough snout my pork dragon up into their deep butt.
Silly blowjob for 30? You want my dirty thirty I better get to play that back nine.
>>674902285
yep, opposite the bus stops on the road up to burger king
I would probably spaghetti even with a fucking homeless girl
>>674902319
if youre paying 30 for a blowjob, youre an idiot
and anal for 30? you can get anal for 15, just when they bend over to take the d slip it in there ass instead. they get mad, but what the fuck are they gonna do?
fill em up, tell em shut up and walk off. they arent gonna make a scene.
l2abuse
>>674902319
Are you an uncle by any chance?
Weirdest train of dad jokes I've ever read. Please don't change.
>>674901576
Honest to god I don't really see many homeless females in my area. Hella dudes though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvoWBbYxdwc
Probably fake but shit it got me in the feels.
>>674896353
trying this hard
>>674902384
Ah yes just before the Tesco express.
It's a bit busy there, how discreet would you want to be? Also could you bear the salty tang in your nostrils for more than a few minutes?
>>674898673
Giving someone something for sex be it money, drugs, food or even a place to stay is paying.
Your principles are shit and so are you.
>>674900111
>british girls are world renowned sluts.
Not really. Last time I asked a British girl she said 'Lore gov'nor I ain't lettin' you spunk off in me quim for a coupl'a quid, what kinda laydee 'dyer fink I am! Askin' that a of a girl like me, you keep yer fat todger to yerself mate!
homeless women are rare. everyone wants to help them.
homeless men, however, no one gives a fuck about.
>>674902592
well, women are more likely than men to get a space in a shelter arent they because they are classified as vulnerable. also, unless they are really ugly, they are more likely to be able to whore themselves out and get an income.
>>674898723
In a thread this pathetic, this is by far the most pathetic post in here, congratulations.
>>674899105
because there's millions of women with that blocky facial structure and long dark hair and that look is plastered all over every billboard that doesn't already have a blonde on it.
>>674902522
I'm American. I've never paid for it but I've heard our whores can be a bit more willful and, somehow, self-respecting. It's like 200 dollars plus for a whore here, unless it's some junkie BJ. I usually just hone in on semi-attractive women with terrible self esteem and no confidence. You can lead them around like a cat on a leash. They may not like it, but you're so much stronger what could they possibly do?
>>674898673
Just keep them at the end of a pole at all times. These are women you fuck, you don't 'date' or fall in love.
Their bullshit will fuck up your lives.
>>674900040
Better than the real name, cuck sheds.
>>674895638
there is a touching story about this. 10/10 would read again
>>674902909
that is me and im american too
philly deaf slave anon
>>674902803
By this measure, buying a girl drinks at a bar and then fucking her is paying. Buying a bitch dinner is paying.
Your logic is shit and so are you.
>>674902827
That's what happens when you visit the 18th century in your TARDIS.
>>674895638
This reminds me of the greentext story of how anin married a homeless woman
>>674902780
she'd probably know of a quiet alley or something, and if she smelt too bad, then i'd just take some nude photos of her and get her to do me a handjob.
>>674900958
No. We agreed to a bj and that I would cum on her face. She was rushing and the blowjob was mediocre. When the time came for me to cum instead of letting me nut on her face she instead put a shirt up to block my dick so I shot my load into her dirty shirt. Sucks but at least that experience makes me never want to take advantage of a homeless chick like that again!
>>674902827
You're fucking lucky she didn't hook you in the gabber
there's a hot (if she were cleaned up a bit) homeless girl I see a lot, I've given her a 50 euro bill twice in the past month or so. I don't have the balls to ask for anything and speedwalk away after I do it because I'm a beta faggot and I keep hoping she'll come after me and be my girlfriend but it never happens.
>>674902723
Damn. I hope that cop got shot by a black guy.
>>674903038
15 bucks to fuck? Where are you meeting these dumpster bitches?
I moved out of the city a few years ago so I don't know where to find the junkie cock cabinets.
>>674899785
Never heard them referred to garden palaces and never seen one with a toilet in it. I live near Newcastle and come from Newcastle and have lived here all my life. it doesn't make sense plumbing wise.
I saw outside toilets when I was really, really young though.
Think one would even fuck a 13 yr old? Considering trying this.
>>674903153
What a gent.
A good ol' fashioned from m'lady and some photographic souvenirs. Would OP care for a finger in the pooper for an extra fiver?
>>674903065
No because you are giving homeless people something specifically to have sex with them. You are not giving it to them in the hope of getting sex. You expect it, it is a transaction.
Crap man.
>>674896722
This legit felt satisfying to read, thanks anon. Wish we could all be so lucky.
>>674897231
kek'd
>>674903312
where from?
>>674902723
> buys him a slice instead of being bitter they paid more attention to the kid
Good lord my feels
>>674903294
this was back in philly near huntingdon st station
its crawling with that shit
>>674895638
Gave a very good looking homeless woman a hot chocolate and pasty once. Was on the way to work, sex hadn't even crossed my mind tbh. They're riddled with hep and shit though, not to mention her pussy would probably stink.
>>674902780
also, is she a regular there? girl with black hair.?
TBPH i was a bit pissed at the time and the light was poor
>>674903507
What's the difference? Either way if you say no I'm going to make you do it.
>>674903245
i didn't give that much but I did give a decent amount to a girl and hung around talking to her for hours at a time over the course of a few weeks and eventually asked her if she wanted to come back to my place and get a shower and just hang out for a bit, maybe go for dinner. She gave me the whole "oh...I'm not interested in you like that, sorry".
I got friendzoned by a homeless chick.
>>674903705
Dark hair, purple sleeping bag?
>>674903574
Blyth but I have lived all over. Benwell when I was a kid, Wallsend, Even lived in the centre of town in a flat at Grainger street.
>>674903802
think so
>>674896477
>is she a regular there? If she is, I might go back and look for her when I'm next up there.
Good luck, and have fun. PS you are venturing into psycholand now. Keep in mind that its a homeless broad that you are fantasizing about.
>>674903802
>>674903865
You guys should gangbang her and post the video.
>>674903856
i only knew whitley bay
and newcastle istelf
great city, miss it
Girl ran away from her home, posted on meetme asking for money to get a hotel room. She came over and we talked for a while, chubby, cute face but best fucking tits ever. She gave me a handie and sucked my cock just before cumming. Actually still friends. Was gonna fuck her the next day but she decided to go back home :(
>>674903925
"Every time one of us cums you get a meals worth of food"
>>674903709
Haha, yeah that is right. Why not just do that anyway and save yourself some money/drugs/drinks whatever.
>>674903925
Don't be jealous of my Jason Bourne like homeless spotting skills
>>674896722
This sounds like something out of CrackHead Confessions videos or some shit.
>>674903875
kek, I don't want a relationship with her, or any like her, just a bit of fun
>>674903992
I actually lived in Whitley Bay for a year as well when i first moved out of home. I forgot about that. Whitley Bay has gone to rack and ruin a bit but Bank Holiday Mondays used to be legendary.
>>674896722
Did anon cum on her titties?
>>674904113
If I were going to do that I would offer her a place to stay and get her tested for stds first. Keep doing this and collecting women until you have a harem. Anytime they get mouthy say "Do you want to go back?"
When I stop being a neckbeard this might be a good idea.
>>674904226
its built up again, its pretty nice
all the shit areas have mostly been scrubbed
but i heard about its era of biker gangs and drugs
>>674904020
It's not as hot for me if I physically have to force her. It's still hot, but if I can make her degrade herself and submit to me with mental or emotional manipulation, that's diamond dick territory. Beating a woman at her own game in her natural habitat.
>>674895638
Perfectly clean, shiny, washed hair and perfectly painted nail polish. Homeless? What a fucking fraudulent slut.
>>674896722
That was beautiful man
>>674904363
last time I was there all the shops had closed, The arcades were empty and the pubs like The Avenue had shut down, everything had moved to Tynemouth. Glad to see it is built up again. I always liked Whitley Bay.
Blyth, specifically Newsham is a good place to go if you want to get your head kicked in. Same with Wallsend, someone is bound to try and plant a pint glass in your head.
>>674898158
STD's are like Pokemon, You gotta catch em all.
>>674903507
You're a retarded neckbeard. Every decent human being knows the difference between both situations.
>>674903245
Give your dad his wallet back and go get ready for school.
Reasonably decent looking homeless girl came up to me in the center of Bristol asking for some money so she could get somewhere to stay for the night. Feel like I missed an opportunity here.
>>674904817
yeah, its nice
i recommend a revisit
the arcades are fun as shit
i was walking home from a bar drunk as shit at like 3am once and a ~60 year old homeless woman came out of nowhere and was grabbing my dick through my pants saying she'd suck me off for 20 bucks (she got as low as 5 when I kept saying no). I told her to fuck off and she followed me for blocks yelling how gay I am and trying to get random gangbanger-looking niggers to kick "the fag"s ass.
A group of wild niggers heard it and surrounded me, made me give them all my cash and car/house keys and dragged me to an ATM. I lost like 400 dollars, and had to sleep on the sidewalk in front of my apartment until the manager woke up to let me in.
I should have just let her suck my dick.
>>674904873
Yeah I knew the difference that is why I spelled it out to >>674903065 it was him that didn't.
post nudes of homeless girls
>>674905021
kek
>>674898585
Are... Are you... ME? I once dated a chick who's father raped her from the time she was 5 til she was 14. I used to force her to call me daddy while I was balls deep in her asshole. It's funny, the face a chick makes when she cries, and cums at the same time.
>>674905085
Sorry bro, you're right.
>>674905279
>crying girls
The best the best the best
>>674903779
>I got friendzoned by a homeless chick.
LOL
>>674901829
>end get up, walk to their new cars and drive off.
myth, although there was a busker in Bournemouth 30 years ago who I saw clock off and get into a TR7
>>674899002
At first, I wanted to tell you to stfu, and call you a feminist. But once I was done, all I could do was laugh. You got me anon. You got me.
>>674905486
You must be as old as the hills. TR7's were cool cars though but death traps.
>>674896722
>>674896722
made up nonsense
>>674896722
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674899119
You are one BRILLIANT motherfucker. You know that anon? I thought I had pretty much all of the tricks in abusing women covered. You are... Shit, you are Palpatine to my Vader. Teach me master.
>>674895638
i never give money to beggars anymore. ive given beer and cheap sandwiches though
i commute the biggest trainstation in my country, once a beggar came up to me and asked for money so i grabbed some change 50ects, about half a buck i think) and she said no thanks, i cant buy anything with that and walked away.
I mean seriously? fuck that. whenever they ask i always offer to buy them lunch at a fast food restaurant or buy em a beer or something but usually they refuse. only confirming my belief they do it literally to buy drug or to not have to get a job or whatever. since even if you need money to pay off loans getting a free lunch means you dont need to buy any other food and save that way.
>>674905713
I am as old as Methuselah. Getting old fucking sucks.
>>674899708
You did it, because you could. There is no MAKING you do it. The opportunity was there, you took it. That is what we call winning at life my friend.
>>674898060
That's because we have modern trains,we even have something called high speed train lines you know for high speed trains.If you're an americunt you'll probably not know what I'm talking about as in the US they still using 1950's tech for their trains.I suppose having such a small country it doesn't make sense having high speed train lines connecting the big cities. China has them,Japan has them,most of Europe has them & Russia & China are currently building the longest one in the world.So people from the U.S should just shut the fuck up about trains cos you haven't got a clue.
>>674896439
thats the same kind... before you go all "hpv1 and hpv2" on me, let me elaborate.
hpv1 and hpv2 can infect the lips and crotch equally as easily, its just that historically hpv1 has been infecting lips more and hpv2 infecting crotches more. and you can easily get either on either spots through oral sex.
However, once you get one of them, you cant get the same on another spot on your body. there are more then 2 kinds though, just that those 2 kinds are by far the most prevalent.
>sex ed with anon
No, because I'm not a fucking degenerate.
>Taking advantage of someone in a rut and forcing them to sell their dignity to survive
Don't be a fucking parasite, lads.
>BUT PUSSY IS PUSSY XDDD GET LAID 420 BRO
If you're that desperate that you have to fucking PAY a homeless woman for sex, a woman who probably looks like shit and smells like shit, then it's simply because you have no real options to get sex for free from a normal woman.
tl;dr have some fucking standards /b/.
>>674902105
what do you mean ? you think its fake?
>>674896170
Why the fuck would you feel guilty? I'ts not like you're going to force her.. I mean hey, you slob my knob, I'll drop a fiver on you... he's either going to say, yes, no, or ask for more.
i won't, homeless people arn't people you can buy come on guys
>>674895638
dude ive seen homeless women who look HOT
also chicks picking up homeless dudes and cleaning them up getting them a job and fucking them thats a thing already so fuck it man do the guy version
>>674906354
Good looking homeless in Birmingham? In all my years of living here I've not seen any good looking ones. They're all disgusting.
>>674906354
ur a fucking pussy u wouldnt take advantage of someone what kind of fucking cuck are you??
also ur fucking retarded not all homeless women are fucking gross dumbass
>>674896722
checked for heart-warming homeless exploitation <3
>>674906354
Mate most of the stories in here are made up I reckon. Don't get too upset OK?
>>674902384
Could you post a map link and I'll see if she's there tomorrow
>>674906354
Still doesn't say how to get laid if all that you say is true. Hey, atleast this method is upfront and honest. A lot of people just resort to rape.
>>674905914
its really simple
just think beyond the physical and mental that you can do with words and hands, objects
bewilder them and scare them with the unkown
case in point, think about dennis in Always Sunny. he IMPLIES things, but hes not gonna do them. now take half that tude, imply some things that you would never do, then do the things you can do that are legal i.e. dumping them somewhere alive and inconvenienced, if theyre hungry eat in front of them, that shit
>>674904000
Good idea because trips of truth
>>674906684
Carr's lane, by the travelodge
Thread music: https://youtu.be/UAWcs5H-qgQ
>>674906382
There is always a chance it's made up.
I hope to god it wasn't though
prepare to get shit stolen from you homeless are niggers
>>674906684
thanks mate
>>674896170
None of the girls are homeless guys. They make a lot bumming because they're attractive.
>>674906850
it's all about taking care of your stuff, just as if you were to go see a proper prossie at her place
>>674906928
i assume they charge more for bumming....
>>674906707
I love this. Being mean to pretty entitled girls especially is satisfying. They ask you to buy them a drink, you buy me a drink you broke bitch.
Thread is getting tired, let's shift gears. So how easy would it be to just rape and/or kill homeless broads?
>>674907108
Kek'd
>>674906354
>sex for free
Yeah because women don't take anything in exchange for sex
Johnny, we worry, won't you come on home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5Se-9XAVE
>>674907158
not really my thing
but if you werent actually a serial killer, and could control yourself
it would be pretty easy
dump them far away, etc. wait months, see if any heat rises. most times, youd be fine, as long as you werent killing and dumping in your own backyard.
>>674897730
>>674906308
He means oral herpes (cold sores) versus genital herpes dipshit. Almost everyone has some form of oral herpes which is why most people get cold sores.
>>674905826
Lonely butthurt newfag
>>674899708
you are living the american dream
>>674907444
how could i verbally abuse a deaf woman, you said pain harold?
well, the answer is simple
she could read lips and i would make her read nasty notes outloud
like 'my father raped me because im a disgusting embarrassment'
or 'im a fat fuck pig'
i cant remember all the shit i had her read
>>674905381
Something about tears, and gaping assholes on a chick makes me cum. I dont know what it is.
>>674895874
All Leeds aren't we
>>674895638
Chances are she has extreme mental issues that you can't see from a 5 second interaction. If she gets your dick in her hands, she may slice it off with a hidden razor. Then you'll be sorry you tried to exploit her.
>>674905994
I used to live in the ghetto in Troy NY. My neighborhood had a black dude who was a Navy vet with TBI. He would walk around collecting cans, or looking for change. He had 2 things in mind when he was doing that. Buying ONE beer for $1.25, and maybe a loose cigarette for 50 cents. I never had a problem buying him a beer. But the other bums out there trying to hustle money never got shit. Can Man Pete, never made life difficult for anyone, so once in a while, I spent 2 or 3 bucks, and made his day exponentially better, by getting him a beer and a couple smokes.
>>674908549
that sounds a bit extreme, however I'd certanily be wary of getting a bj off someone like that just in case they thought it would be funny to bite.
>>674906707
You really are a master at this shit. You're the kind of anon, I'd have a beer with any day of the week.
one of the rare threads on nowadays /b/ that make me happy.
if only 25% of those bollocks are true, it still would be more than enough to me
question to all you britbongs: for actual citizens of your country, aren't there some sort of benefits you can receive? over here in jerryland technically no jirmen would need to live on the streets and i want to say that even applies for people coming from within the EU that are here for more than 6 months, even though i could be off on that one. but yes, the citizens of here wouldn't need to be homeless, usually it's by choice, somewhat at least
>>674909368
There is, and for all intents and purposes, no one should be homeless
But there is a stigma about seeking help for many people
>>674896562
>first got aids
implying you got aids more than once?
>>674909368
most homeless aren't strictly homeless. They have a hostel, squat or place to sleep, they just go out to beg.
>>674909602
yep, thanks for clarifying. that's precisely what i was thinking about when i said, that it's somewhat by choice they find themselves on the streets
>>674909631
technically that is possible as there is more than one strain
>>674909602
>There is, and for all intents and purposes, no one should be homeless
*For all in tents and purposes, no one should be homeless
>>674895638
no, because if she did not have access to a full bath to bathe and shower then her pussy is going to stink worse than her ass and that is going to stink pretty bad too
>>674895638
you're a scumbag
fucking northerners
>>674909947
Okay anon, here's what you do.
Get a gas mask.
Make sure the intake port does not have a charcoal canister in it.
Press port against asshole.
Suck in the deep butt aromas.
>>674908941
thanks anon
small story
> pick up crack head, mid 20s and 0/10
> skinny as shit
> tell her she can get high in my car, np
> she's ready to suck my dick, i say one sec im hungry. her eyes say, oh yeah he'll get me food
> lol no
> i get a big burger and fries and a soda, commence eating. she just looks at me.
> oh are you hungry?
> she nods
> ok i say, continue eating
> i had promised her 50 bucks and the bag of heroin i had, so she's sitting tight
> i eat slow as shit, im even annoying myself
> stop half way and throw food out of the moving car
> i could hear her stomach grumble as i did it
> get head, not hard in her mouth, tell her she has to swallow my load or no anything.
> shes swallows my black coffee and high protein diet load and almost pukes cuz i cum like a horse
> pay her and go
> it was a dime bag of flour and a fake 50
> drive home
>>674910401
i hope you die today
you're sick, cunt
>>674910401
Master... I would kneel at your feet and receive knowledge form you, like Hindus do from their guru. You have much to teach us all!
>>674910562
youre just mad you didnt get to have a big burger
>>674910562
How was that bag of flower?
Did you try to make it into cum cookies with the leftover jizz in your teeth?
>>674910697
I think he's angrier about the fact that anon littered. That could just be my take on it.
Also Checked Satan Trips
>>674910666
>>674910928
>bag of flower
I impress myself, sometimes
>>674895638
if they looked clean enough, I'd have them move in with me (single and live alone) and become my personal cum dump in exchange for shelter and food every day.
It really works, here is the proof:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=763939625
>>674901829
thats bullshit cunt, i remember when i was homeless and ended up in the icu because i nearly starved to death and was almost dead due to dehydration.
>>674911133
it'd take a while to trust that they wouldnt steal shit, but yeah, id consider that also
>>674906354
what do you expect from retards and autists.
>>674910982
but no one else... apart from your little faggot side kick of course.
see >>674910942 >>674910666
>>674910401
i got hundreds of these, but i gotta go tto the store soon so last two
> out walking late one night
> find fat addict standing in the street
> pull her out of the street
> shes still not sure whats going on, says shes waiting for a friend
> right and im a good person, you fat bitch
> ask if she wants to make some money, she nods so hard her cheeks jiggle
> take her behind some construction and get head
> tell her im gonna cum on her face, she says no dont and tries to stop me
> i pull out of her mouth and have a messy messy load all over her fat face. she looks like she might cry
> cant wipe her face off, tries, gets my cum everywhere
> clean her face with the 10 dollars she thought was a twenty
>>674911238
>Almost starved... Dehydration...
Looks like you should have swallowed, instead of spit, all that fluid, protein, and sugars, would have kept you going...
>>674911390
always a concern, but the pay off would be a companion to come home to that would relieve you any time you needed it.
>>674895638
bitch is doing it wrong, ground is around 55 degrees, she want to stay 98.6
you need TWICE as much isolation from the ground as you have above you, if you only have sleeping bag sleep on it
I would get cardboard boxes below me, shipping palletes, anything like that
>>674911493
cont
> same night a few hours later
> find a 7/10 hooker in denial shes an addict
> take her to the same place and half way tell her i want to fuck instead
> datass.png
> she says and i almost laughed 'do you have a condom?'
> sure do!
> shes ready, put my dick in her ass with the condom on, but thats still pretty dry
> she starts struggling, but she needs that cash
> pound her ass hard, pull out, slip condom off
> pound harder, can hear her trying not to scream about it, cuz dat 50 bux
> nut in her ass, and i know its gonna run out when she pulls her shorts up.
> give her a fake 50 and leave
> got an std test a week later, came back negative
> all was well in the world
>>674911507
you would get stabbed and then i would have all you money.
>>674911438
So what's it like having a vag THIS full of sand?
>>674911668
OK tough guy.
>>674911864
its the truth, live on the street for a week and find out how hard the world actually is.
>>674897068
>674897068
xD
>>674911958
Nigga... You said you almost died of DEHYDRATION! Most public buildings have water fountains. If you couldnt figure that out, then really didnt have the "survival" skills to live on the streets.
Boston Bum Sings his song- "Ass and Titties"
https://youtu.be/hxVdHJ6x5Zc?t=26s
>>674911438
I'm not either one of those guys, breh
>>674911961
my cruelest story then i must go
> meet a 6/10 heroin addict
> usual, wanna make some money, etc
> go through the routine, i dont do anything special
> shes super sweet and genuine
> target sighted
> see her around and pay her a few more times, paying 30 bucks just for head.
> she thinks im great, we get on a first name basis
> a month or so goes by and i see her on the main non junkie street crying
> whats wrong? shes frustrated with being a junkie, wants to be clean and to leave philly
> oh i understand, i think i can help you. you know i have money and we talk all the time, etc
> you mean it anon? take her to my apartment
> you can stay here with me and we'll get you sorted
> she thinks we're a 'thing', starts sucking me for free
> a week goes by, hasnt stolen anything. she's really sweet.
> obviously has strong feelings for me after about two weeks
> tell her i love her, she is shocked and says the same. we embrace
> inside im wringing my dirty filthy evil hands at what im about to do next
cont shortly, you degenerates
>>674912391
I'd buy that old nigger a beer
yeah I would- though she wasn't homeless there was this single mom 40's, cute, nice rack that lived in my building that didnt have a car and I would take her places for head. Sometimes she would borrow money but took it out in trade to fuck, wasnt like big money 20-50 bucks
>>674912713
You better come back, and finish this story fucker... I need this shit. This is my first day off in 3 fucking weeks, I need the laugh!
>>674912887
just kill yourself, slimily little rat
>>674912713
> she has her 'last' hit that week of the i love yous
> starts getting dopesick real fast
> tell her im going to take her to the hospital
> take her about 10 miles the wrong way
> shes getting in worse shape, not clear headed
> itstime.png
> fuck her silly in a shitty abandoned industrial parking log.
> her face is just in disbelief
> im so turned on i do it again
> drag her out of my car and leave her in the parking lot dope sick as shit
> go home, and the movers are there all ready packing my shit
> move three states away
> havent been back to philly in ages
>>674912823
I used do something similar. I had chick lived upstairs from me, mid 20's single mom with 3 kids. She used to offer me head/pussy to help her out with shit like if she was short on grocery money shit like that. One day she needed her light bill paid... Bitch was behind 3 months, and about to be shut off, needed $640 to keep her service... I kept that whore tied to my bed to 2 days, and used every hole on her body as a cum receptacle that entire weekend... Worth every penny. Strangest part is, after that weekend, she started trying to become part of my life, like she wanted me to be her man or some shit. I guess she enjoyed being abused. I didnt care, I moved out like a month later. Haven't seen her in almost 10 years. Still some good memories.
>>674913304
You... Are my fucking HERO!!! You didnt by chance move to Michigan did you? I want to buy you a fucking beer!
>>674913670
no sir i did not
but im off to the store and past the shelter, bound to be someone to blow me
heres hoping theyre 17
>>674913534
what the fuck is a light bill?
>>674913164
You DO realize you're on /b/ right? If you're this offended in a thread like THIS, I recommend you head on back to tumblr and seek solace in the amniotic security of the rest of the feminist spewing otherkin. Otherwise snowflake, just stfu.
>>674913903
Electric bill
>>674913534
my slut owed me like $ 300 at one point so a one of my buddies and me banged her for the weekend, but then we figured we could have a "cover charge" and texted a few other guys to come use her, ended up making back the 300 and some more
>>674913903
Its an ancient term for electric bill. That anon is 1000 years old and lightbulbs were the only thing that ran on electricity then so they called it a lightbulb or electric candle. Hope this helps.
>>674913821
REPORT BACK YOU LEGEND
>>674913903
It's an electric bill. I was living in upstate NY at the time. We all called it the "light bill" cus if you didnt pay it, you didnt have no lights.
>>674911646
the incubation period for hepatitis goes up to 9 weeks and hiv up to 3 months(they can only detect it after that period).
But at least your safe for chlamidia,herpes and gonorrhea.
Pls continue anon
>>674896722
> tfw no homeless guy would ever be treated this way by a randomly passing woman
>>674914203
I just figured, most of the street walkers were charging between 40-50 bucks to fuck them, so I went on the $50 rule, and every time I busted a nut, took it off what she owed me. I got ALL my money back in trade alone that weekend. I was a little bit chafed at the end though.
>>674896722
this story pleases me
>>674914458
ok now im going for real
and ive been tested more since then, clean
if i did get HIV id spread that shit like i was the four horsemen of the apocalypse
there wouldnt be a homeless cooze from here to maine that wasnt a walking time bomb of infection
believe you me
>>674896477
Outside moor st snow hill or new st?
>>674914552
we presented it like " you can spend 50 bucks on cover/drinks at a bar for girl hoping to get some, or 50 bucks for a sure thing over here" niggas loved that white pussy
>>674914744
I reiterate... YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO!!!
>>674915037
Funny... My whore was a black chick. But I guess the whole siongle mom with 3 kids gave that away didnt it?
