How do i kill myself without it looking like i wanted to kill myself
>>674879112
Start smoking
>>674879112
do heroin, meth, acid, shrooms, goat cheese, crack, cocaine, crack cocaine(there's a difference), inject four whole marijuanas, and drink until you pass out
Just do it.
Trust me, once you're dead you really won't care what people think.
But i don't want people to know me as the deppressed faggot who killed himself even if im dead
Go hiking/on a boat trip/to the city with someone you don't like and tell one of your friends or family you want to sort things out. Then, preferably with people around but not too close, stand next to a cliff, the boats end or the edge of a high buildings roof. Now you gotta call your victim and tell him you feel like there is something, on your back and if he can check cause it it stings. As soon as he touches your back fall forward into the abyss and yell "Ahhh WHY YOU, YOU MURDERER" while you meet your fate.
It ll cause quite the commotion with the witnesses around.
>>674881335
I like that one alot
>>674880721
Drive into a telephone pole. Hopefully you're going fast enough.
>>674880721
why do you care, you're literally going to kill yourself
you care because you actually don't want to die and you're being a pussy crybaby bitch looking for attention. ffs go get a therapist and stop shitposting, clogging up the page with your crap.
>>674879112
Get high on air. No Seriously,Inject air into your bloodstream.
>>674880721
You'll be dead lol
You're not meant to give a shit about what people think
But here you are, giving a shit what others think about you when you're fucken dead
Jesus OP
>Tie 40 balloons to a gun.
>Shoot self in the head.
>Gun floats away.
>no evidence.
>Looks like murder.
You know how helium makes your voice higher pitch? There's a gas you can inhale that makes your voice deeper. But because this has weighs more than oxygen, it stays in your lungs and you suffocate. Do that.
>>674882808
Balloons pop eventually.
Gun has your fingerprints on it.
Not to mention that people are going to notice balloons going up, unless you do it in the middle of the woods.
>>674882421
This, OP. Seek help.
>>674879112
Enlist in the army. Be useful for someone.
>>674882808
I like the way you think. Shame about gsr tho
Fall off/out of something by "mistake"
>>674879821
Injecting all 4 marijuanas will definately look like suicide. Nobody who wants to live would do that much.
Become a reporter and pay ISIS a visit.
>>674882808
This is super funny actuall. I imagined it
>>674883926
Caught on camera. OP is in every rekt thread. Everyone laughs at the suicidal autistic faggot.
>>674879112
Go backpacking through some shithole country.
It should do the job for you.
>>674879112
Bumping for interest
>>674883506
This... well maybe not.
He'll probably just end up getting his mates killed.
>>674879112
Why do you care what people think of you when you are dead?
take tour to north korea.
steal poster.
get caught.
die in forced labor camp.
>>674879112
HIIIGHWAY TO HELL !
If you were serious about the whole thing, you'd have just done it already.
Heath Ledger it. Take a couple ambien, half a glass of wine, about 5 mg of xanax or 15 diazepam and then a handful of benadryl. The combination will kill you, but the individual dosages aren't suspicious and ambien makes people do weird things. Like sleep driving and sleep taking your meds.
Car crash you stupid fuck. Just get drunk and drive your car off a cliff, even if they find you they'll just assume you were a closet alcoholic.
>>674884741
Yeah OP just drive to your local cliff.
>>674884640
In fact if not for the sniffles Heath would be alive today. The benadryl is what actually compounded the scripts to make it a deadly combo. It really stumped the pathologist.
>>674879296
Why is this thread still going?
>>674884824
What kind of wasteland do you live in that doesn't have scenic cliffs?
>>674882421
Tumblr
Die
>>674879112
if you are asking this question then you don't want to kill yourself
>>674879112
>buy a metric niggerton of weather balloons
>buy a metric niggerton of helium
>inflate all
>tie all to body
>write mock science report
>fly away while it looks like a project gone wrong
>die of lack of atmosphere or balloons pop and long fall
Find a 4 yo daughter of an italian or russian mafia.
Look up where she goes for ballet.
Rape her.
Take videos and selfies
Post online
Wait for death
> book a trip with family/friends to Grand Canyon
> hand someone your phone and as for a picture near the edge
> make sure your high up by looking over
> "slip" while turning around
> nose dive to crush head
>>674882808
I saw something similar in a serie, but it was tied to a brick hanging from a bridge
>>674885262
>>674884592
>>674884248
>>674882704
>>674882421
>>674880515
I see what you're saying OP. If I wanted to become an hero, I wouldn't want my family having to live with that. I'd rather them think my death wasn't intentional. They shouldn't have to live knowing they could've made a difference.
>>674882808
Do this in the right location with gloves on and it might just work. Clever thinking and it made me lol.
>>674884116
Mexico.
>>674885763
>current year
>still saying.
>>674885863
wut
>>674885843
Better yet, backpack all the way to the tip of South America and back.
If you make it back in one piece, then it's fucking sign from God that you shouldn't kill yourself.
>>674886033
This is true.
>>674885161
he's actually right you fucking faggot
pick a fight with a stranger.
>>674886374
And let him win.
Fuck it, join isis, we've already started down this path, better just end in it's logical conclusion.
Play rust for like 12 hours straight, you probably wont even think about it you'll just kill yourself
>>674879112
go mountain climbing and slip and fall
whoops
>>674879112
→ https://youtu.be/1G2OsZnR03A
>>674886632
Or like find/sprint directly into a grizzly bear
that'd work too but they would probably put down the bear, which is an unnecessary casualty
>>674882405
No skid marks
>>674882808
kek
>>674879112
Lay a bunch of banana peels near a train track
Get hit by the train
>A young man was killed by a train today due to slipping on banana peels
It happens a bunch so no one will really think you wanted it to happen
>>674886534
Troof.
>>674879112
Car accident
>>674879112
Go on long drive, "fall asleep" at the wheel, drift into path of oncoming semi.
Just pull an "Into the Wild" and go wander off into the wilderness to "find yourself." When you die of starvation everyone will assume you were just misunderstood and loved nature, not a suicidal idiot. Worked at least once before!
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>>674888153
Make sure you livestream it.
>>674888153
do it fgt
>>674887721
>http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html
smells like it's a trap
>>674888153
Give us the link
>>674884640
He also had Opiates in his system which depress breathing as well.
>>674885454
thats a big dick
>>674888153
Go big or go home.
>>674879112
Do this.
>>674879296
yes
Take out a very large life Insurance policy and smoke like 10-20 a day.
>>674885763
>Find guy who killed himself with gloves on his hands.
>Epic balloon gun falls out of sky somewhere not far way.
Hurr no fingerprints we will never solve the mystery.
>>674879112
Concrete your asscrack and go swimming in the ocean.
>>674879112
Go mountain climbing
Or insulin od
>>674883706
Make sure someone sees you shooting a different gun the same day
>>674879112
Shoot yourself with a gun and leave this thread open. That way they will think that someone killed you because it looked like you wanted to kill yourself despite the thread suggesting that you didn't.
>>674879112
grab a gun and shoot in public. when the cops are there, point the gun at them, they will shoot you and you will likely die.
>>674885533
If you care about your family you do not commit suicide.
Taking your own life is an liberal and selfish act.
Trying to cover this upp is weak.
Get a knife and threaten to kill yourself in front of friends. They call the cops, and the cops shoot you when they arrive on scene for having a knife.
>>674894049
Filthy liberals
>>674893054
1. get naked
2. Tie a belt around your neck and/or plastic bag over head
3. Might as well jerk off
4. Forget bag
5.???
6. Profit
>>674879112
Drive car on freeway with your eyes closed.
