Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>674873018
I made 12 cheeseburgers.
...without any kids.
I spam bananas in YLYL threads
>>674873018
I reference 4chan memes IRL
I admit to liking Justin Bieber's new music in public.
Im barely on 4chan cause im not a fucking loser
>>674874049
>kek
I chew rust and spit out the nails
>>674873018
I once bit a cobra's head off... while I was asleep.
I visit hdl the edgiest website
I haven't fapped for one month.
>>674873018
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
>>674873018
Mosquitoes won't bite anymore me because they know I'll bite back.
I once wiped my ass with sand paper.
Watched painolympics when i was 6
>>674874946
I can slow cook insta-noodles
My ex just told me she has 0 feelings for me and I only cried for 20 minutes
I fapped with a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
I posted in this thread... And didn't get cancer
>>674873406
>I spam bananas in YLYL threads
I love you
How tough am I?
My mum got roadrash the last time she gave me a hug... I was 3.
I got a papercut on my finger and continued my day as normal
I played Slender
…without using the torch
>>674874718
Lame
Only throw one punch tough
>>674873018
How tough am i?
>I piss lightning and shit thunder
I was OP
And wasn't a faggot
>>674875458
I defeated Miraak Harkon AND Alduin
>WITH MY BARE FISTS
How tough am I?
>I have to brush my teeth with steel wool and a powergrinder.
>>674873018
I convinced congress to start an endless war of aggression overseas by setting up a fake terrorist attack.
How tough am I?
>I looked at the sun and it had to squint.
I can post CP, withoutte /b/an
>>674876173
Prove it faggot
>>674876173
Proove it.
im the top sniper in the navy seals and have over 300 confirmed kills
>>674873307
HOLY SHIT PAW PAW GO RIGHT IN
>>674876173
Do it bitch
I go on 4chan, without being a faggot.
>>674875088
I fap With that
>>674875370
Thanks Lori
I cook bakon without T-shirt
>>674873307
Dont worry grandpa, im always grateful
How tough am i??! ! I didn't lost
>filename
I just got dubs
I poop in public. With no toilet paper on the seat.
>>674876958
I stole his dubs
How tough am I? I can turn this down, without any milk
I watched a episode of boku no pico and edged the whole time
>>674877112
I stole both
I have your heart <3
>>674876958
Those dubs are mine you fuck.
>>674873018
i eat ou my gf
on her period
>>674873018
How tough am I?
When I wake up on the wrong side of bed, my door switches sides.
>>674876958
>>674877112
I eat dubs for breakfast
>>674877405
I rob dubs
>>674875057
I've been there before, not fun.
>>674876958
>>674877112
>>674877290
>>674877405
>>674877434
>>674877456
Shut up and check em
>>674877290
I stoll both both
>>674876982
pajeet?
>>674877643
I robbed all dubs
How tough am I?
>I ate a bowl of dragon dildos this morning... without any milk
>>674877616
You looking for these?
I am dubs
>>674877112
Quints
>>674877754
Just with semen
>>674877857
I transcend dubs
>>674873018
over 9000 thousand champ
Someone better find those dubs
I can resist the rabbit.>>674873018
>>674878014
Paging Dr Piccolo
I AM LORD PENOR
CHECK MY DOUBLES
>>674877816
Nope, but im pretty sure that you are looking for these
>>674878101
Anyone can faggot
I stoll your mama
>>674873406
I really really really like this image.
>>674878156
Roody poo candy ass
ME FOOCKING DOUBLES ARE GONE M8TY
>>674873018
How tough am I? I triforced... being a newfag.
You know what? Fuck those dubs, i don't even wanted them anyways
>>674878294
U mean deez m8?
>>674878156
Nah I think I found them
>>674878393
I have ur nan
Nobody's getting dubs in this thread. Except for me.
>>674875606
I dare not call him a faggot...
CHECK DIS DUBS AND STOP WHINING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE
>>674878475
Fuck
>>674878393
OK which one of you niggers keeps stealing the dubs.
>>674878527
Gotem
I'm so tough that I can dressup like a girl and look femine and the moment I remove those clothes I become the manliest in the room.
Fuck your dubs, trips bitches
You wouldn't know how tough I was if your uncle slid it across your lips
I won 6 Hunger Games threads in a row.
>>674878393
Nice try, but a found them
I don't even want dubs anymore
>>674873018
I'm so tough, I got dubs
I eat faggets like you for breakfast
>>674878470
Someone stole all dubs.
>>674878588
This fucker had them
>>674878588
Oh fuck!
How tough am I? How tough am I?
I went on a divine quest in the name of God and took back the holy city of Jerusalem from a wild tribe of sand niggers.
>>674878588
Hey, those dubs were mine
>>674878699
Nigga u did too!
>>674878699
Ooops, that was me
>>674878800
Double dubs.
>>674878800
Fuck me!
>>674878588
>>674878699
>>674878800
>>674878749
And you will burn in the hell forever
>>674878934
I din do nuffin
>>674875088
What are you then. Like 15?
>>674879580
I watch the Special Olympics and only kekt once
I can get dubs and not even post a image pointing to it
>>674879847
>>674880039
Looking for these?
>>674880153
Shove ur double d up ur ass
I think one time i fucked a bannana peel and it worked
>>674880683
I kicked my first ex wife in the taco and she accepted the terms of the divorce
>>674873018
I stumped Trump the other day
I outlived most of /b/tards
i are the nigest
This thread is shit
