ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
What about Bill Cosby's secrets?
>>674869864
black man nug
>>674869718
I bought a google cardboard and purchased a sub for virtualrealporn and naughtyamerica because I'm too scared to torrent. I live with my girlfriend and the cardboard is in a junk drawer next to our bed. Whenever she's at work or school and I have a break from my job (I work from my laptop) I fap furiously every day, sometimes multiple times a day to other girls in virtual reality.
My gf and I fuck very often as well and she has no idea how... "active"... I am when she's away, nor to the extent that I am.
>Broke up with my girlfriend (we had been dating for about a year)
>We were fighting a lot
>Leave her but completely blew everything out of proportion
>Made her self-esteem issues even worse
>Pretty much did it because wasn't feeling it anymore plus some other girl was trying to hook up with me
>We break
>Try to hit up other girl
>She like "nah man"
>Try to get back with ex girlfriend
>She doesn't trust me anymore (with good reason)
>Spiral into depression
>Start fucking up all my university classes
>Can't sleep miss her to much
>Try to apologize for everything
>Confess everything
>She says "I'm moving on and so should you"
>Found out she be fucking random guys already, only been three months
>Big deal since I'm still a virgin
>Loose my fucking mind and come to /b/
>>674872127
That's not a fucking secret you pathetic shit. God you couldn't even get this right. Kill yourself and redeem what little chance at honor you have.
>>674869718
I hate my gf.
Bill Cosby climbed in my ass..
>>674872969
But it's not really much of a secret.
>>674869718
Over the course of my childhood, I've had sexual activity with,
1 half sister
Step sister on multiple occasions.
3 daughters of my fathers girlfriends
3 cousins
1 aunt
My friends sister
Almost everyone in this was bellow the age of 13. Myself included.
my friends daughter has a crush on me & I take advantage of it
Saw painolympics when i was 6
I've been fapping to fantasies of my friends 14 yo daughter recently.
I've known them since she was 6 (met through church, he's 10 years older than me but plays games, goes to gigs etc).
She used to have a crush on me, which was annoying at the time. Now she's maturing and I feel like a pedo just thinking about it.
Last time I was over she sat on the kitchen bench with a short skirt on.
Caught me perving. Next time I looked back her legs were spread a little so I could see up the skirt.
He's a cop and would literally beat the shit out of me if I got caught.
I post this guy and genuinely find it funny. I also post bananas out of spite.
im in love with a girl that ive never met before. we skype almost night. pussy ass secret, but its the thing i havent admitted to anyone.
When my sister Isn't home I go into her room and search through it, reading all of her journals/diaries. I also try to find her dirty underwear and smell it. I really want to fuck her and be with her.
>>674873633
I post Cosby out of spite. I guess you can even call it an addiction.
>>674872127
Man up and move on. You'll find someone else.
>>674873633
Die
I enjoy watching girls doing kegels and want to start a porn site based on the fetish.
>>674873885
Same. I also go through my sister's phone all the time and collect her nudes.
i sell my sister's used panties on fetish sites
I'm God.
I know that's hard to believe, but I really really am.
I don't know what to do.
>>674874719
judgement day and get this shit over with already.
>>674874555
What websites?...
>>674874719
Kanye? Is that you?
>>674874819
Why would I kill billions of beautiful creations in the blink of an eye? If you're having troubles, you really should exert them to a therapist or a friend who can help you out.
Be me around 6 year old boy, insted of posting story I ended up getting raped by my neighbor he was around 17. I repressed the memory until I was around 13 years old im 19 now
>>674875285
Do you remember if his name was Jared?
>>674869718
i threw up 5 times and now it hurts to eat
>>674874719
Send me loads of cash plz. Ill use it for good.
Wanting to cheat on my wife. She has gotten boring.
>>674875638
*cough* quaaludes *cough*
I have a hemmeroid right now
Ive been fucking my friends wife whenever he goes to work, at first I felt bad now I just kinda hate him.
>>674869718
i use to visit /b/ and find it funny ...now i came here once at month if i can save a nice for my porn folder but i haven't found much
and i consider that means i'm getting old and bitter
I'm Jared from Subway and I actually lost the weight using cocaine and bath salts.
>>674876144
Were you aware when it appeared?
I'm into futanari.
>>674869718
I am the beta king. The word no is my bane, because if the word was ever uttered around my mother, she beat the shit outta me. It was always in a pattern, so when I finally learned it, she called my dad (parents were devorced) and had him come over and beat the shit out of me, because she fed him some bullshit lie how I threatened to "kill her".
Because of this I am currently in a "relationship" with a tumblrite with dom tendancies, and have no escape.
>>674874719
If you are god, please help me out. If i can get a billion dollars I can put it in the right place and help my family out, yo.
>>674876195
Implying you're not a virgin
>>674876267
Doesn't matter now, Jared is rapidly gaining it all back. Those damn honey buns.
Sometimes when my 9 and 11yo nephews stay at my place I let them watch me and my gf have sex.
>>674874719
Can you give me superpowers if you're god?
That would be cool to see if you weren't screwing around.
not a secret if i tell you stupid
>>674876276
Only when I took a shit. Apparently it's a minor one its just like a pea in your anus, felt it when I was wiping, I was fucking scared it would be colon cancer
>>674876571
depends who you tell and who you dont want to know.
>>674874719
Schizo?
>>674876438
Kid butts are high in calories.
>>674877147
good to know
>started talking with an ex a few days ago
>crushing hard again
>currently in relationship that I know will go nowhere
>debating life choices
>>674877908
HONEY BUNS
>>674878057
3 some
Years ago I helped fix a co workers computer and he left his email open. Ended up finding a bunch of naked pics of his wife... Get drunk, and trade them online... She is now posted all over the Internet.
>>674869718
I like this girl and she's about 3 years younger than me and I'm just about to graduate and she just entered. I have to lie about her age to my dad since he got so fucking pissed when I told him the first time. Also other part of the secret is we have already fucked twice . How fucked am I?
>>674878352
current one is hardcore straight, though the ex is bi
My mom left when I was young so my dad took care of me and my sexual needs now that he's older I help him and his needs that's why I'm his favorite son
>>674878522
not at all, i bet your dad is just happy youre not a total faggot like he believed you were for years. my parents didnt care who i dated/fucked
I have some pretty fucked up fantasies about my wife who's petite 4'11 105lbs with A cup titties being dominated by her sister who's like 5'8 with big tits.
It's hard to find porn to satisfy this
>be 21
>bestfriend's lil sis is 17
>ughgodiwanttodestroyherass.jpg
>feelsbadmang
I genuinely hate traps and anyone who thinks a trap is okay.
And were I to meet a trap, I would cheerfully kick that faggot in the balls until they burst, and he had to have them surgically removed anyway.
I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>674879272
Careful with that edge there, son.
Also, if you use the phrase "feminine penis" I would happily punch you in the face until you fall down and die, then take a shit on your corpse, and send it to your mother. Because she should know what she gave birth to.
>>674878952
That sounds hot as fuck
I did this
>>>674869828
I don't know why… It just… what have I done?
>>674879587
enjoy hell
>>674878522
Lie now
Told him already
>>674879587
Jesus no longer loves you
>>674880127
I am in hell. I am not enjoying my stay
About a month ago I was at the mall with my friends and sucked a guy off in the washroom without them even knowing. They don't even know I suck cock.
I'm being investigated for tax avoidance and yet I didn't make any money.
My ex and I would've shared our 2 year anniversary right about now if I wasn't so insecure and jealous. I miss my bby, but you deserve better. I lied about having a gf. I even talked to myself on the phone when you were around and laughed at my own conversation when you passed by in his car. I'm pathetic. I'm probably not gonna have anyone as attractive or as good as you. I lied about almost killing myself and going to the hospital and being diagnosed with depression and anxiety and everything. I just wanted to talk to you and for you to feel something for me.
You're so beautiful and I hate you're with him when you got mad at me for being jealous of him and your done nothing wrong with that. I hope you get pregnant. He probably has a bigger dick than me. I hope you don't get into college. Fuck you. You couldn't give good head and you're a slut who let me do whatever I wanted to you. You're lucky I don't have your nudes any more. Fuck you. Your pussy was 6/10. I lied about your ass. You didn't have one.
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend and fucked her quite a few times after then also.
>>674870460
How would you rate the cardboard experience?
Been thinkin about it...
>>674880998
Faggot
>>674881086
Got one in the mail today.
I told a seller on Amazon I would review if and they fucking gave me one 4 free. Gotta pick it up from a relatives house where I got it shipped. Feels good mane.
I lost my virginity to my best friend's dad and had an off and on affair with him for about 7 years (including threesomes with a girl he works with). I liked her mom, but I also really got off on the fact that I was fucking her husband behind her back.
My best friend doesn't know and I probably won't ever tell her.
>>674875280
>exert
Think God would know how to use this word correctly in a sentence.
>>674876314
Same my nigga
>>674880138
We were drunk and I told him but after I said it was a joke and she was a year younger.
Posting pics of my ass for guys to pull their cocks to. Pic related
>>674881812
can you show me your spread butt please? :) so sexy, would love to rim you right now!
My sense is tingling...
I wore diapers to high school nearly everyday, and wet them in 7th period, nearly everyday, and walked around constantly aroused but the padding from the diaper, kept it from showing
I contemplate suicide every day.
>Attempted 2 years ago
>friends found out
>changed my life around completely
>started improving
>people started to look up to me for the changes I made
>year later, things start falling apart again
>people rely on me for a lot, see me as a role model
>even though I know it's retarded, feel like I can't break character
I've been dealing with it via jokes for so long now it almost feels natural.
>lol why don't i just kill myself then
Broke up with last girlfriend because depressed.
Have not gone back to homestate because depressed.
Work nights so I don't have to socialize.
>still plan to kill myself at 27, trying to focus on my art and making a fortune to leave for my friends until then
When I was 16 a girl with big tits convinced me she was 14 but she was 12, but found out after we made out and almost fucked. Sad where a 12 year old had 34 d.
I once groped my cousin
I fapped using my friends little sisters panties
>>674881989
Dont do that you just havent found joy in life. Keep searching it will come.
I'm obsessed with being spanked and I regularly cam whore and spank myself. I've arranged serious, hard spanking from strangers on several occasions. I'm incredibly ashamed of this, to the point that I can't even say words like spanking or paddle. They make me choke.
>>674881812
I always want to try fucking a convincing trap/ shemale, but I hate body hair and I don't like the look of men.
lost my virginity to my cousin, it was great.
I'm into lolicon and my boyfriend doesn't know
>>674874719
what's the deal with you "being" your son, and "being" your "spirit". WHAT"S UP G
>>674882121
Some chicks get massive tits when they are young, I knew someone that had to get a breast reduction before she was 16, she had G sized tits the poor thing.
I've been in a long term relationship with a dominant in secret for over ten years. We started with just chatting online, and has tech moved on and got cheaper we were able to move to voice chat, then video.
Nobody knows about us.
>>674882195
Thanks, anon.
I'm happy when I do my art. And that's starting to actually be successful. Plus I just bought a house and a new car.
>I'm 22
For all intents and purposes, shit SHOULD seem shiny neat.
>>674872543
Then fucking break up with her.
I'm a 19 y/o virgin and nervous when ever I tell a girl bc I always think it's embarrassing even though they say it's not. (Which I know they're obviously lying) and I'll probably embarrass myself when I do lose it
>>674882691
If* my apologies
>>674873441
Oh he wouldn't just beat the shit of you anon. It's fine to look but don't ever touch, wait until she's legal.
>>674882691
>Thinks being a 19 year old virgin is hard
Nigger I'm 45.
>>674882691
My brother turns 22 this summer. He's still a stone-cold, nearly-kissless virgin. And he's going to get laid.
You probably will, too.
>>674875041
Kek
When I was 9 my 15yo babysitter taught me how to eat pussy. The 1st couple times she made me do it I hated it, but after a while I saw how good it felt to her and thought it was fun.
>>674882553
My sister sprung a full rack when she was still a tween. I didn't really get mine until I was 16. Life isn't fair sometimes.
>>674882126
High five, fellow cousin fucker. Feels good.
>>674882691
Being a virgin under 22 isn't that bad, anything above that I'd probably give them a questioning look but hey, gotta start somewhere.
took this in a cemetery
I'm starting to get bored with my sex life.
I regularly visit glory holes.
>>674882867
>still a tween
>tween
I got mine when I was 9, get good scrub.
>>674882804
Damn, sorry /b/ro
>>674882867
Tits or gtfo
>>674882521
Shit. That is just too big. Ive heard it hurts the back. Sometimes I wonder if I should have just done it with her, but I would have felt dirty if I had knowing what I know now.
>>674878562
dont do it retard. She's an ex for a reason, and I know this is an oversimplification but bi is equal to "I'm sex crazed and use labels to justify it." nothing wrong being sex crazed, but prepare to enjoy being cheated on.
If you're current relationship really is a bore, try focus on her and less on yourself or try communicating with her or if it really is dead for good reason then break it off, or actively look for another girl that ISN'T your ex.
>>674882804
Dude get a hooker and stop fucking around
I secretly want to eat out a fat bitch.
>>674883040
Jesus. I feel like it would actually kind of suck to get them at 9.
>>674883130
Eh if you think someone's older than they are and it turns out they are younger I see no issue, it's when you go after someone with the idea that they are younger that it becomes a problem.
and yes having huge tits can hurt, mine are DD and a few times I've gotten my bf to hold them up in his hands and it's just a huge weight off my chest, feels fucking amazing.
>>674883213
you mean start fucking around....
I might like furries in a nonsexual way.
>>674883316
Lets see
>tfw you want to post your secret but you dont want to be listed
>>674883280
Yeah it did but that being said I went through getting tits, period, growing pains and zits before the age of 14, after that other girls started to develop and were just a zitty pmsing mess while I was coming towards the end of my puberty.
>>674883447
Were you fat? No offense, just curious.
>>674883399
nah but nice trip dubs
I used to finger my gf in her sleep and she knows about it and brought it up. But what she doesn't know is that I fucked her in her sleep before.
>>674882867
lucky bitch, some of us never get one.
>>674874347
Then post em
I don't love her and i can't break up with her because she will kill herself and her family is rich as fuck anyways
>>674883549
Currently, yeah I'd assume so 5'1 and 152lbs but a few years ago I would have been a C cup, same height but 121lbs.
>>674883316
Knowing her age I couldn't. Having dd are nice for men, but we just don't understand the pain of having them. Getting large breasts early is bad also due to development of the skeleton isn't completely prepared for such huge weights. Glad your boyfriend was able to take the load off for a short time lol
>>674883439
do it faggot
I jerk off 4-5 times a day.
My porn addiction has gotten so bad that normal sex doesn't get me hard and certainly won't get me off.
Nowadays the only thing that can get me off is the thought a girl is a cheating slut and has sex behind my back with a bunch of guys. Im worried when I actually have sex next time if I will have to resort to thoughts like this.
>>674883710
Yeah fuck getting them when you are really young, mine developed over a short period of time but yeah only got to DD because of weight gain, still heavy as fuck though.
>>674883593
you must have a tiny dick or she would have known
>>674883797
The 19 y/o virgin here I also masturbate everyday at least once maybe twice a day
I buy biographies of molested children and get off to them.
I post amateur porn here and jerk it to replies. I'm a guy.
I stayed up past my bed time. Pls don't tell on me.
My sinister veiwpoint of the world and condescending attitude are due to lack of repetition in which I partake in intercourse
>>674883827
Actually I don't know if she knows because she never said anything..
She takes pills that makes her sleep so
I'm only attracted to women I can't have. As soon as I get them attached to me and have sex with them I have no desire to be with them anymore.
>>674884011
edgy because no pussy?
>>674883951
have a favorite?
>>674883808
A girl I was fucking for a bit of time was flat chested until she was 16 and she started to massage them herself and when we were fucking she was dd. Took a year she said. Was with a server at my work who claims her boobs grew a cup size because of drinking only wheat beer out of tap
I'm a pedo
>>674883937
same, but overtime I lose interest and have to do something really fucked to get off. Then it kinda just goes full circle.
>>674882553
Fuck off, Jenni.
>>674884135
Not yet, I've only just recently accepted the fact I get aroused by it, before I was in denial and refused. Currently reading a book called 'Naked' started off with her back when she was a kid trying to use her long hair to cover her nipples as she was forced to walk along a nudist beach.
Okay, story time.
>Be me
>13 years old
>Around a friends house, 14 year old dude, has a 9 year old sister.
>Sleep over his pretty often, no gay shit just video games and pizza
>One night I have to shit real fucking bad, like the turd is yoyoing before have time to get out of the room
>I have to drop the meat train but in my dazed, tired, and eager to shit mind I go into the wrong room.
>I went the wrong way down the hallway, its his fucking sisters room
>At this point the sub is about to descend, I got no time
>Making as little sound as I can, I ninja that turd out into a paper bin in the sisters room
>Feeling pretty fucking disgusted I make my way back my friends room
>Following day shit hits the fan of course, sister complaining about a smell, soon after the dad finds my curly meat dragon in among her waste paper
>My friend is a known bullshitter and gets in trouble with his parents
>I'm a good student with blonde hair, blue eyes, perfect master race
>I somehow convince the parents that it wasn't me, helped in part by his sister saying she saw him do it (Lying for attention or whatever)
>Parents throw away friends video games, pull down his posters and burn his music cds
>Think its all over
>Few months back I get a facebook request from the guy
>He tells me that he is going through some shit and said his shrink told him to contact me ask why I did it, why I lied
>mfw my response before blocking him was [spoiler]"I went through some shit too but luckily I had your sister to count on."[/spoiler]
>>674884230
Kys
>>674884117
Lack of frequency
>>674869718
I love you OP <3
>>674884440
kek
>>674884605
u too!
I had a bad speed problem for a lot of years. I've been sober for a few years but I take a lot of sudafed from time to time to try to get that feeling.
>mfw this eats me alive
I don't know if this is a good secret tbh but I like jerking off too and then coming on flowers.
>>674884466
why?
>>674884743
well flowers are the reproductive parts so it's not that weird.
>>674884743
>filename
medium kek
>>674869718
>Be me
>Be 21
>Horny as fuck
>Look up seedy Asian massage parlors
>Go to one
>Nervous as fuck
>Woman starts to massage me on a shower table
>sticks her hand in my crack
>any chance of getting a boner goes out the window
>paranoid about having sex and convinced that that incident caused my peformance anxiety.
>>674869718
I post pictures of myself along with my kik and steam so that people pay attention to me, I always say that I'm posting somebody elses stuff, but It's actually mine and I live off the attention.
>>674874719
Please kill the jews
>>674874719
>Omniscient
>"I don't know what to do"
>>674869718
I miss Christopher Hitchens
>>674869718
I'm starting to think in getting into beastiality
I'm a Trump supporter, and I can't tell anyone because my family are all retards who get their politics news from the media, and believe Trump is a borderline retard who is of course "literally hitler"
Just to hold the peace I shill for bernie but when it comes to voting I'll be trumping bernie, and my parents.
Folks, can I talk about my scat fantasy?
Straight white male here.
>>674875280
shit happens. do it faggot
>>674885208
Rather you didn't bro.
>>674885100
your just a furry faggot anon
>>674885208
kys faggot
>>674885252
Fuuuuuuuck bro
Want to "get it off my chest"
>>674882691
>telling women you're a virgin
That is a bad, bad move.
>>674885208
Just do it.
>>674885118
lol my mom wont ever talk politics with me because i always call obama a nigger, my dad thinks it's funny though. go Trump!
Okay, here is my secret.
>Be me
>32 years old
>Live with my parents, spend 90% of my time in my room, and 95% in the house
>No job, no hope.
>Never had sex, only girl I've kissed was this one girl at the age of 12 and I didn't like it
>I'm beyond lonely, the last time I spoke to someone not in the service industry or a member of my family face to face was likely over ten years ago
>My secret is deep down, I know I own all my own problems, that if I just tried I could likely get at least a small part time job and some respect, but I've given up on life
>Only reason I don't kill myself is because I'm a coward.
>>674873276
How
http://s1074.photobucket.com/user/Valentin_Andres/library/?sort=3&page=1
fuck ton of nudes here. I'm not even spamming.
>>674885637
can vent on 4chan with all the faggots anon but can't make it in life? might as well eat a bullet
>>674885425
>regular guy with regular girl
>recent college graduates
>living together
lately I've just had the urge to fuck her asshole until she shits on my dick.
We're so regular I don't even know how I would present this fantasy to her.
I'm actually a she bitch ;3
I'm really good at certain things and will monetize it soon.
>>674885780
Hm I'd suggest get her really fucking drunk but before that you feed her a lot of food (maybe something her stomach doesn't agree with that'll make her shit herself?) and then get her to take a laxative then fuck her and hope for the best?
>>674885780
slip a finger in her asshole next time you fuck?
>>674885637
it's not really a secret when everyone around you knows.
>>674885773
I'm too much of a coward to eat a bullet and I'm British so I don't have the freedom to buy a gun.
>>674876144
I'm 24. Had them 3 times. Get some prep h,eat more bran. You're good.
I can pretty much only get off to fur. I'm a fit, 22 year old, good looking, educated, rich, virgin man, but I don't have feelings towards people anymore. I don't even want friends.
Nobody has ever been in love with me, I have never been in love. But I don't care about relationships. I'm scared of intimacy and I'm probably insecure.
I drop acid and get off to fur. It's the only way I can hit that deep-seated fantasy in the back of my mind. It makes it so real.
I've done just about every drug and my family has never found out.
I enjoy abusing animals. I think about murder and death too much. I obsess over how my life is meaningless and it's crushing my life (ironically).
I've tried to kill myself and failed a few times. Not pansy attention whoring ways btw.
>>674885976
Then go outside and stop being a shut in loser it's really not fucking hard your 35 fucking years old for fuck sake still got a life ahead of you faggot keep that in perspective and go out n do it
>>674885976
What's the worse that could happen?
>>674869718
so i live in an apartment and my neighbour annoys the fuck out of me.hes just a discusting cunt and manbaby in general.
he has all kinds of stupid childrens toys in his basement, which is only seperated by a few wooden bars. he uses this shit regularly and takes it up to his apartment.
So for payback i put pee in a syringe and spray all his stuff with it. but i use only the nasty kind of pee when you don't drink enough.
he's playing with his stupid piss stained toys for about a year now.
>>674886189
kill your self and stop whiffing faggot god you're literally crying for attention the moment you said you weren't pussy
>>674876144
>>674886013
I'm 21 going on 22 and I've just gotten my first one, slight anal bruising and it's an internal one I can't feel
>too much dick
I wish I honestly knew the cause of it...
>>674886189
>tried to kill myself and failed a few times
Still dunno how the fuck anons let this shit happen. Just kill yourself, it's not fucking hard.
>>674886364
Kek. I've never had anything in my ass. I'm an alcoholic and I don't eat healthy so my asshole is stressed when I shit. Foreal just eat some bran and drink more water. I havnt had them close to a year.
>>674885637
You'll be okay, dude. Small steps.
I fuck white trash girls from work on the regular. Im in a corporate position and picking up these store managers or assistant managers is extremely easy. I've fucked probably a dozen in the last year.
>>674886620
The fuck outta here casual.
>>674886342
Like I give a fuck about some anon projecting his insecurities on me, but I'm not unhappy anymore really. For what it's worth I was told to post my secrets, and you come in here with your bad vibes and own insecurities for no reason, and it makes you look like an edgy 12 year old
>be me
>be 21
>virgin
>Actually enjoy being alone
>can picture dying alone and am content with this
>something wrong with me /b/ or do I just not need to rely on people to be happy? because i'm not said
>>674886698
Pics?
>>674886599
Yeah my doctor suggested water and what do you mean by bran? like saltana bran? I don't drink that much (maybe once a week at the very most) and while I don't eat healthy I also don't eat only junk and sit on the toliet for ages (because that's a cause). So I really dunno why it happen, some form of 'strain' that I'm yet to find out when it's occurring.
Thanks for the advice though dude, I'm just happy it's nothing too serious, I'll take a hem over cancer any day of the fucking week.
>>674886754
not a secret when everyone knows anon smh
>>674886744
kek
Kill yourself, edgelord.
>>674886862
Sugar-free gummy bears always cure my hemorrhoids.
I accidentally a whole bag one time while I had a hemorrhoid, and the next day it was gone.
>>674884743
hey flower fucker
>>674886754
>like I give a fuck
>replies
You had one job anon...
>>674886554
Yeah it can be hard
>downed 120mg hydrocodone (CWE), 10mg xanax, and a few shots of vodka. I'm 130 lbs and came out of it. I was really sick for the next few days but I survived.
>Tried to shoot myself with a 12 gauge slug. It was a new box of slugs, my shotgun that I used at the range that day that worked flawlessly. I put it up to my head, pulled the trigger, and BAM, light primer strike. Didn't go off
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 9
>>674887211
Then your attention-seeking ass didn't bother to pump the next round into the chamber.
Fucking faggot.
>>674886834
It's okay man. Every living creature comes into this earth alone, and dies alone. The human experience is a solo one. Diverting attention to other people and meaningless bullshit doesn't change that
>>674887211
>pills
You need to have enough to actually kill you, not maybe, not probably, go have over the right amount.
>shooting
and you didn't have a backup gun? Wow you must really not want to fucking kill yourself.
I do ERP sometimes.
>>674887403
thanks anon glad i'm not the only one that enjoys being with himself some people just need that false comfort w/e floats peoples boats i guess
>>674887657
test your luck again OP
>>674887465
>critiquing my pill suicide technique
Hey moron, before you start spewing shit, look up the lethal dosages. I was much over the lethal and came through it. Sick, but alive
i am really turned on by sharing pictures of my girlfriend. she doesn't know i shared these pictures and will probably never know other people have seen pictures of her having sex with me.
>>674887820
still alive tho
>>674887820
>I took enough
>didn't take enough
You didn't even do it did you? Probably just ate some panadol and cried.
>>674887880
And?
>>674887921
nothing just saying you can't really attempt suicide it's either you do or don't oh w3ll just my thoughts on the subject gl in ur endeavors anon
>>674869718
i have NO idea how to get laid.
Like, at all.
>>674882992
skinny dick
>>674887657
Look at this faggot, still attention-whoring.
>>674887657
>12 Gauge
Should have tried an RPG M8
>>674888321
>responding is attention whoring
What are you doing here?
>>674874719
Hi Bruce.
>>674887657
>that happened so long ago
Wow you really are fucking bad at his aren't you?
nice try fbi
>>674888789
Haha so fune m8
I've turned my life around since then for the most part. Why don't you?
>>674885370
Well I'm not going to lie about that. More than likely they'll be able to tell
>>674888996
Why would I need to? You're the faggot that failed at killing himself multiple times.
>>674889167
Reread your post again
I did turn myself around. I'm not trying to kill myself any more? Why do you keep posting? You must have some serious issues if the only way you can take them out is getting mad at random anon. I mean that's just downright pathetic, don't you think?
>>674889358
>reread
>faggot that failed at killing himself
>not trying to anymore
That doesn't change the fact you failed fagnugget. Hope you succeed at something else in your life, I'd say besides trying to off yourself but well you failed at that.
>>674873186
me too my first black kiss was when i was 4
>>674889510
You're trying so hard right now. Your only ammunition is that I failed. Why are you stating the obvious? How is that still relevant to my life if I've turned around for the most part? How shitty is your life that you NEED to sperg out on b haha
>>674889753
>trying so hard
Shhh it's ok pumpkin think about this, you failed at killing yourself, what was so bad about yourself that made you want to do it anyways?
>>674875446
update: my mouth is ok. i'm now drunk and eating apple pie
>>674869718
I saw my brother on Grindr, neither of us are out.
I used to shit my pants all the way up to middle school because it felt good pushing it out and pulling it back in my butthole
I was a little cunt and made my parents clean my shitty underwear until I was 12
>>674890672
do you play with your ass now?
>>674882126
I managed to coerce a nude out of my cousin once. That was interesting.
>>674869718
I once fapped to cp... wanted to kill myself afterwards from the shame. Worst feel I ever had. Too pussy to really commit suicide even though people like me should.
Never fapped to cp after that but I still feel guilty
I wipe back to front
>>674885829
someone will cripple you for it one day
>>674869718
You're literally here every fucking night, why? Just why?
>>674882195
you know some people theorize that the joy of life is searching the joy of life
its pretty fucked up tho
>>674876144
Don't intake sugar and caffeine for like 2 weeks, don't shit too hard, don't scratch it as much possible, OR just get some meds, problem solved
>>674869718
>23
>diaper fetish
>bondage fetish
>chastity fetish
>forced fem/forced cd fetish
>What i want most in the world is to have someone take control from me
>im currently wearing a diaper and trying not to wet myself
>>674876334
So anon, would you say the sky is red?
>>674883316
yeah post pics pls
I'm sexually attracted to girls 7-15 year old
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 54
>>674892302
Nope
i usually get trips
I am hetero guy, and work (still got a normal job tho) as a dominant master for gay men ~50. They pay me tons of money for licking my feet and sniff used boxers etc. Besides, its pretty much fun.
>>674869718
I have paid over 100 transexual hookers to tie me up and rape me.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>674869718
i would spend the night at my female cousin's house from age 13-17 and wait til she went to sleep, then sneak into her room and use her hand to jerk myself off and even touch her firm ass a couple times.
>>674892711
so, how much do they pay for jizz in boxxers?
>>674893150
depends. normaly i charge 70€. But theoriginal price of ~20€ is not included, so its 50€ profit for me.
>>674884440
>like the turd is yoyoing
I kek'd
