>Wake up early to bake a cake >Expecting my family and
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>Wake up early to bake a cake
>Expecting my family and friends to visit me since I invited them
>12 pm
>Nobody has arrived
>Text from mom
>"Hey anon, sorry we couldn't come. Happy birthday honey, love you."
>Oh ok
>Only expecting friends to turn up
>7 pm
>Light the candles
>Sing happy birthday
>Get myself some cake
>Turn tv on and eat cake
>9 pm
>Nobody came
>No birthday greetings from my friends
>12 am
>Go to /b/
How did your day go /b/ros?
>>674869118
I know that feel anon
>>674869333
I know OP is sad but I can't let a good trip go by
Hey bro, happy birthday man. I don't know about your situation but as you get older that happens. I'm at the point where the family I have left talks to me maybe once a few months. Friends suck too bro.
>>674869118
At least you had cake
>>674869118
>slept till 2pm
>washed my ass and ate some wings
>back to sleep till 9pm
>started drinking
243am on /b/ laughing my ass off
let's see the cake you made for your own birthday.
Happy belated b-day fag
>>674869118
I feel you op. I dont have friends either. But i have /b/ and my steamfriends so its okay.
Have some tits man, happy birthday
Poop
happy belated birthday, its something.
Happy birthday op
Here's some wincest
>>674869735
so... those arent tits?
>>674869735
Nice try, mr. skelly
>>674869118
happy birthday faggot
>>674869607
Threw it away after I ate the first slice. I don't even like cake
>>674869735
Fucking skeleton.
>>674869118
no but really dude, that shit sucks. Hope it gets better, faggot.
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>>674870040
Thanks for being here guys, it really means a lot
I went to a party and ended up getting a little too drunk. I was fondling this girl really fucking bad and from the snapchat, I look really pathetic doing it, especially since she didn't even want my ass. It's been tearing me up since I was trying everything in my power to try and stop but I just kept going.
To be fair she was kissing me back and shit but I should've done something, you know?
Oh well. Nobody saved the snap and it's really on for 24 hours. I just don't want to be referred to as the creepy guy at parties because of a small screw up.
>>674870130
I hope so, mate
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>>674869735
Woah, OP, youre trusting a skeleton??
>>674869118
Better
>>674869118
Happy Birthday anon! Have some tits.
>is that you Julius?
>>674869118
so are we gonna make a /b/day party or not?
come on op bust your moves
Happy birthday man, Jesus that sucks.
I downloaded you a present
>>674869118
Fuck off, cry for attention somewhere else, faggot.
>>674870180
All good, OP
Hey, happy birthday man. Sorry about your day, that shit sucks. People can be selfish, that's their problem, not yours. Be well.
Here's my gf's tits as a b-day present. Enjoy homie.
>>674871069
Got any more of these. This specific girl
Man I feels tonight. That really sucks, I would've came down and drank with ya if I knew you man. Have some cupcakes I baked today.
Happy bday bro! Be well. Remember you can find your family here with the fags at /b/
>>674869118
>sing happy birthday
Kek
>>674869118
I'm so sorry anon.
I'm here for you if you want to play some games or have a laugh.
>>674869118
The fact you had to sing happy birthday to yourself makes me feel the most.
Happy birthday anon, you matter - it just happens that you haven't met the people you matter to the most.
>Be me, 29, married, 3 kids
>November 16
>My birthday
>Big 30 finally
>No one says anything all morning, figure it's a surprise party
>Anxious all afternoon
>Wife asks me to run to the store for some random crap
>Yeah yeah okay. AND take my time right?
>No, I need that stuff. Hurry back.
>Go get stuff
>Pause at the door to listen
>No sound. These guys are doing great!
>Fling door open and leap in
>Wife looks at me like I'm retarded
>Give her the stuff and go upstairs to bed
>Waited in bed. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 o'clock
>They really didn't remember. No one did.
>Cry myself to sleep
Didn't come up until last month when an acquaintance asked when my birthday was
>We forgot your birthday
>Oh well, you have another one this year
Happy birthday man!
Happy Birthday
Enjoy the day as best you can
>>674869118
Happy birthday, man. How old are you now? I just turned 19
Happy birthday, /b/ro.
This is why I normally don't plan anything special on my birthday. The last time I did, I invited a bunch of friends over a couple of days earlier, made some pizza and got some snacks.
Nobody came, even though quite a few said they would drop by. Got a call call from my parents but that's it. Ended up getting high as fuck and wandered to the beach gaze at the sea.
The birthday before I tried having a party and a few of my friends did come, but my flatmate decided to invite a lot of people over (whom I do not know) and the entire night ended up just becoming a huge drunken clusterfuck of a party full of strangers and nobody even knew it was my birthday. My party got pretty much hijacked over.
So now I just treat it like any other day. Have some nice ass.
>>674869118
I too had a 4chan birthday this year.
Saddest thing was it was on the 29th Feb, only once in 4 years so it felt more special.. which made it harder when nobody acknowledged my big day.
>>674869118
Heya OP, I've known that feel for 4 years in a row now, it's rough. But if it's any consolation Happy Birthday.
>>674873206
So you're what.. 5? 6?
>>674873153
The thoughts in your head while on the beach must have been hard.
For some reason looking out to sea multiplies feels x 10.
>>674873366
5.
>inb4 ban - I've lived for 20 years, only had 5 birthdays.
>>674869118
Happy late birthday, fucker. Don't worry too much right now, don't be sad. There are ups and downs in life and mine just started to go up. I was really down. I was going to kill myself tonight. Got a phone call. I decided not to. It's ok. Happy birthday.
>>674873490
Fuck.
Must have been a phone call from the random lottery hotline or a nigerian princess.
>>674873366
You fucking idiot
>>674873490
Saved by the phone. But for how long anon?
My day:
>Wake up at 7 am from a solid 2 hours of sleep
>Was sniffing amps the day before
>Fuck I cant work like this
>adderall to the rescue
>Start crashing at work
>more.jpg
>Finally get home, only have a few more left so say fuck it and go out with a banger
>Jerk off and do math at the same time
>Holy fuck the crash, its like a mac truck. My body turned to absolute jelly within a matter of minutes
>Lay in bed for hours without sleeping
>Force self to eat some food, say fuck it and smoke some bud, which does the trick
>troll fags on insurgency
>Get on 4chan blazed as hell eating KFC
>>674873153
It's all right. Birthdays are meaningless. Just a day.
>>674873450
>ey bby Wan fuk a 5yr old
You must be swimming in pedo teacher poon
I fucking loved the Master System.
Mine had built in Sonic 2, my best friends had Alex Kidd in Miracle World.
I think I liked Alex Kid more...
>>674872760
My 30th birthday my wife moved out. Claimed she didn't realize. We had been together 12 years. Bitches. ..
>>674873613
Hahaha. Nah. If only right? It was my friend. My only real friend. She just helped calm me down. I wouldn't have been posting here at all if I had never met her. She has just been there for me when I need a shoulder to lean on. I've never had any friends throughout high school, just about to start college and now I feel like I can do anything reasonable.
>>674873614
You fucking idiot
>>674873746
What did you get from the Colonel?
This is important as I'm an Ausfag at dinner time and I'm ordering exactly what you had (minus any biscuits which we fags cant get here).
>>674869118
You just described my ideal birthday
>>674873614
If you go off of actual birth dates. He's obviously not a 5 year old. Or maybe he is and in that case we need to stop computer literacy now.
>>674873974
Well I'm always looking for new friends.
Got Steam or...?
>>674869118
This has been my birthdays since I was 8. Stopped caring around 16, 28 now, it's just another day to me.
>>674869118
Happy /b/irthday
I am having a very good day. 4chan makes me happy again because it's always nice to be in a non-serious ironically friendly environment
>>674874232
I'd love a video of her shitting in this post.
And being Asian, it's highly likely.
>>674874209
For sure man. Should I just list it here...? Lotsa trolls nd shit
the only time /b/ comes together and says nice things not telling someone to kill themselves.
happy birthday annon <3
If you're over 21 birthdays are just pointless narcissism
Only one thing to do
>>674873370
Well, yeah. It kinda made me feel really goddamn insignificant. Just to sit there and think how many people live across that sea.
I'm just one in 7 billion. Kinda consolidating to know that a bit over 19 million people share the same birthday and that among those there must have been quite a few spending theirs alone having the exact same feelings of insignificance and sadness.
>>674874088
idk my mom got it
>>674874389
Up to you.
Post a throwaway email.
I have a cartoon dog as an avatar if that helps identify me.
Not to be insensitive, but birthday's aren't really a big deal unless you're a kid, so why make it one? Just becaue nobody remembers, doesn't mean they don't care about you. Just that dates are hard to remember or they don't see birthdays as a big deal. Also, the difference between tragedy and comedy is often just distance. Try to view yourself outside yourself, sitting there alone with your birthday cake, then have a good laugh at how fucked up and pathetic it is. At least that works for me most of the time.
>>674874534
cut down the arm, not across, faggot
Watch one punch
>>674874209
Fuck it, I don't have any friends on steam anyway so all you faggots who are going to spam me I'll accept them all
I think you should be able to add me by searching drpathogen
>>674874534
Understandable.
Doesn't help realizing 80+ billion people have lived since the first humans.
happy birthday anon
>>674874791
Gotcha.
I'm very sorry to hear of this. Listen anon, don't allow for the cold in your heart to spread like theirs. Take this experience and expand in your will for forgiveness. Because someday, somebody is going to need your warmth.
>>674869118
Happy birthday! Only faggots make themselves cakes for their birthdays though... Try not to embarrass your needy-ass-self any more than this and you'll be laughing all year.
>>674869118
Try to keep your head up OP
Day by day
Just keep lookin' forward fam.
Love u xx
>>674874823
why does that matter? wtf would you feel better if there were only 80 million? 80 thousand? what the fuck difference does it make?
fucking emo faggots
>>674869118
did this really happen to you anon? it's so sad it sounds made up
>>674869118
sat home alone doing homework, only social interaction I had was trying to start text convos with people, a few responded but nothing more than that I would consider an actual convorsation
>>674874934
I can't believe I nearly forgot.
>>674869118
Happy birthday my friend. You're loved here.
>>674869118
Better than you it sounds mate.
Time to pack your bags and start fresh on new part of world. Otherwise that shit toxic feeling will get stronger.
You got nothing there mate, just leave while u can.
>>674874934
That's kinda funny that you ask him to give warmth when he may as well be in god damned Antarctica, as far as his friends and family are concerned.
LOL
you people suck!
Sucked in OP you filthy piece of useless crap.
nobody likes you.
Your "friends" consider you more of an aquaintance
>>674874934
and you thought the place for that was here? fuck off, faggots. 4chan is not your safe space
>>674875068
Careful with that edge over there
>>674875353
agreed, fuck these people. what a bunch of crybabies
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>>674875382
I'm asking him not to be like the rest of the world. I'm asking him not to be like you.
>>674875413
are you calling me an edge lord because I'm calling out your emo faggotry? hahahahaha
>>674875068
The difference is that less people makes you feel more important, faggot. It doesn't matter that you aren't. But it makes you feel as if you are
>>674875600
you think /b/ is a representation of how people act in the real world?
you think people on 4chan act exactly the same irl? wtf is wrong with you
>>674875792
If your self-importance hinges on there being a low level of competition, you have serious faggotry issues
>>674875600
For what purpose? His family has literally abandoned him. He has every right to be a bitter and cold-hearted son of a bitch. Forgiveness is weakness in this world, anon. It means opening yourself up to injury from those that have proven to be willing to deal it.
>>674876079
constant need for approval is what makes you a faggot
>>674876407
I'm sorry, what part of that indicated a constant need for approval?
>>674869118
Happy birthday anon.
>birthday in a couple of days
>gf of 5 years dump me this morning
>I don't want a birthday no more
>>674875858
You're showing your true colors, you know. Your carelessness and sympathy is only an act of pretending. And it seems that here, you're not afraid to let out your apathy. What I fear in this world is people like you. You can't really deny it. You have said it yourself. You only act this way because you can get away with it, here.
>>674876079
His family may have abandoned him, but does that mean he's automatically granted the right to become like them? The world is only cruel because we allow it to be. You can take a bad experience and make something good of it, just like you can take a good experience and make something bad of it.
I've spent the last 2 birthdays alone. I think the last one, I spent eating nyc cart food in my room alone in the dark watching Simpsons. And my birthday is quite close to the holidays which also never turn out too well (November 6th), so it's quite a depressing time.
Don't be too upset about it, there's no need in getting all sociopathic about it. Everyone's living their own lives and we're not as special as we think we are, you are not a unique snowflake. If you're upset, change; you are not a tree.
Happy birthday to anyone who have had it taken from them! You are cared about!
>>674876643
I believe he has that right, certainly. Whether he uses it or not is up to him, but I certainly would use it in his position.
>>674876588
His family didn't abandon him by not showing up on his birthday. Melodramatic bullshit. He is feeling sorry for himself because he is a faggot that craves attention.
>>674876632
Same boat, but 4 years. 6 days before 23rd bday.
feelsbadman
happy birthday op
>>674869118
Happy birthday anon, hope you'll have a good one.
>>674872760
Fucking Scorpio cunt
>>674876643
Expressing negative thoughts is evil? What a pathetic faggot. You want a circle-jerk everywhere you go, don't you? Is it that hard to understand that that doesn't appeal to everyone?
To all you guys spending birthdays alone, do the smart thing and stop fucking with them.
Put on your big boy pants and remind yourself, "to hell with them." Start your own life. Make money, make a legacy, flaunt it and don't let the fakes in your life when shits in YOUR hands.
Sorry to hear that you've got terrible people in your life, but it's time to stop playing the pity party and get to work.
>>674873206
Everyone draw yourself in Microsoft paint for birthdaybear.
>>674876845
all rights are only imagined self-importance. what you do is on you, period.
>>674877491
Scorpio master race bitch
>>674876079
While I'm not going to say that you're wrong, I will tell you that what you're saying isn't right. Why carry upon your own shoulders another burden? Why let something weigh you down and into exhaustion? When clearly, it's easier to forgive, to forget and let go. Forgiveness is not weakness, because it is one of the hardest things to do, it takes more courage and strength. A strength that some people will never have..
>>674870180
Stay strong anon. Soon there will be a day when nobody will show up to my birthday. I'm not a social person and my friends are a lot like me and won't show up. I know I'm a huge faggot for saying this but we love you anon
>>674877748
K.
You start.
>>674877822
you don't even have to forgive to let go. just let go already, you are the only person stopping yourself
>>674877570
So you have nothing better to do with your words now, than insult me? I'm more than flesh, but you have a right to be that only. This is who you are truly are. Why? Because you're not afraid to express your true self to people without a consequence. This is who you are, and you're ugly.
>>674878130
offense is never given, it is only taken. Thin skinned, holier-than-thou faggots like you are whats wrong with the world.
>>674878130
way to take the high road and then insult me, by the way. mildly schizo
>>674877797
I am a Scorpio master race myself bitch ass Scorpio cunt; u want the fucking claw or the tail, son?
>>674878386
Am I taking offense? Did I ever mention anything of the sort? I'm not offended by what you have to say, simply because it's meaningless. You're clearly becoming defensive. Your skull is far too thick, you won't let any thoughts but your own enter your head. I'm no better than you, just like I'm no worse. We're all human here, and we're all of sin.
>>674878704
So now you want my sympathy, but you also feel that the OP of this thread doesn't deserve any?
>>674878130
>I'm more than flesh, but you have a right to be that only
wtf does this even mean?
>>674878001
What do I look like; someone who does stuff?
>>674879105
It means that he lacks spirit.
>>674869118
If it makes you feel better anon, I even forgot my own birthday. I ended up going to work and having a pretty lowsy day. Once I remembered, I went and saw star wars as a present to myself, then got a call from my mom. Its not that bad when you stop caring.
>>674879038
You're literally the only person I started to tune out throughout this whole thread.
>>674879038
I never said you were taking offense, but clearly you disapprove of my behavior, because you're a puritanical faggot
and no, I was pointing our your hypocrisy when I pointed out that you insulted me right after whining about me insulting you.
>>674872942
u guys are just a bunch of racist mother fuckers
>>674869118
Wow.. Happy birthday Bro, where do you live?
Happy birthday /b/ro.
>>674879614
What do you expect then, by telling me this? You want to effect my emotions? Clearly I'm affecting yours. If you're going to tune me out, then do so.
>>674879644
I'm a sinner just like you, there's nothing puritanical about me. I'm simply saying that you're just like the rest of the world. You're just like the rest of the people here. You'd rather insult me than find a valid argument. Your intentions are to hurt, and that in itself is as said, ugly.
>>674869118
Happy birthday, you old cunt. Would gladly have a beer with you tonight, maybe even pay for a good hooker and pigroast her wit ya
>>674879786
Is this your first day here?
>>674869118
Happy birthday, stay strong fag
>>674869118
Happy birthday man
>be me just woke up
>spent the entire night mastrubating furiously
>was high as hell on mdma
>Good times
>>674879644
Besides, I didn't point out the fact that you were insulting me. I pointed out the fact that you'd rather throw out incoherent sayings and impulsive emotions than take the time to contradict me.
>>674880391
>You'd rather insult me than find a valid argument
I've offered several, you just don't like the conclusions. By the way, coming here and trying to preach internet etiquette on /b/ is puritanical by definition.
The rest of the world is like me? Enjoy your delusions of persecution, christfag
>>674869607
>243am on /b/ laughing my ass off
confirmed for lies - there's nothing here that funny unless you're retarded
>>674880798
>I didn't point out the fact that you were insulting me
You, only a few posts ago:
>So you have nothing better to do with your words now, than insult me?
You never said anything more useful than a faggy inspirational poster. Nothing to refute. I'm so sorry you get butthurt so bad when mildly ridiculed though. Must be tough, being such a touchy faggot.
>>674881043
I don't feel that calling me faggot, repeatedly, qualifies as a valid argument. You know, if you had been wise and kept your words to yourself, then I wouldn't have to play with you right now. But it's alright, I enjoy this. What's ironic is that you use the term persecution sarcastically, but in doing so, you've become one of the persecutors.
>>674881360
>you use the term persecution sarcastically, but in doing so, you've become one of the persecutors.
cannot stop laughing
>>674881321
>so you have nothing better to do with your words now
So apparently you like playing the victim. If you weren't so desperately seeking to win this argument then you'd have quit long ago. You wouldn't have quoted a side that supports you only instead of telling the full story. You only go on to prove my points in the next sentence, so I'm not even going to go there.
>>674881701
what argument? this conversation has only ever been about me calling you a faggot, and I stand by my assertion.
Wish it was bait lol.
>>674869118
>this will be me in a few weeks
Happy birthday OP
>>674869118
>sleep disorder
>sleeping 3 hours per night
>wake up, still dark
>get beer
>get more beer
>09:41am and kind of drunkish
>see thread
sup OP, my day started quite nice
>>674869118
sounds like a good day tbh. i spent today barfing my guts out because i was sick. now im drunk
