Ask someone who's more intelligent than you anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask someone who's more intelligent than you anything.
What is your favourite movie?
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON
Why are we here?
Is there any meaning, or are we just the universe's fart experiencing itself?
>>674847444
why so dumb?
Am I gay?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How's it feel to have your dick up your own ass?
>>674847444
IQ score please
>>674847444
What have you accomplished with your life?
>>674847588
Dubs made me kek way harder than I ought to
>>674847444
how did you get those trips
>>674847444
How's freshman year going?
why does bane wear the mask?
>>674847444
what is false
why are you such a fag?
How do I get trips?
>citation needed
>>674847444
whats your favorite sandwich at mcdonalds?
>>674847510
I generally don't speak in absolutes, so I can't answer this
>>674847553
Charlizard
>>674847560
The latter is likely more accurate, though I'm not certain it's entirely true.
>>674847633
almost
>>674847651
divine
>>674847812
Career in biomedicine, usually successful in whatever I put my mind to
>>674847698
haven't taken a test in ages
>>674847633
underrated post
having a high iq is shitty. Its hard for me to find anyone I can have an interesting conversation with irl.
I'm cross examining a cardiologist on the correlation between adrenal response and heart attack tomorrow. Any tips?
>>674847444
when will bottomless pit be released?
>>674847444
how do you feel beeing a virgin?
>>674847444
Who is number one?
>>674848300
You sound like a huge faggot
Your IQ is higher than 469?
>>674848484
>4848484
>>674848614
>sound like
that's not how you spell "are"
Why do my spaghetti-0s keep on making lightning?
>>674848180
1=0 is in most circles considered false
>>674848228
lurk moar pls
>>674848268
yes
>>674848276
probably the mcchicken. Cheap and as good as it gets
>>674848300
I know the feel. Keep looking anon, you'll find someone. People with mild aspergers are actually great to talk to if you can get past the sociopathy
>>674848352
Sorry, I've not read any of the literature :p
>>674848484
oh shit nigger what are you doing?
>>674848787
your microwave is probably faulty--i'd suggest buying a new one and trying again
>>674848484
I've not actually listened to any death grips. Would you recommend it?
>>674848790
How's the 8th grade treating you?
>>674848787
Underrated post
>>674848790
You are such a fucking waste of oxygen
>>674847444
why has nobody ever managed to properly recreate the drum sound of the "amen" break?
That's my lifes single goal- recreate the amen.
I honestly think I'm maybe too white to acheive this,what do you think?
>>674849313
Why do you think this?
>>674848790
>FAULTY
>>674849720
lesser known fact is that most metals are oaky to microwave,just not stainless steel.
>>674849066
>faulty microwave
>spoon in microwave
>OP confirmed for unintelligent faglord champion of March 2016
>>674848352
I didn't know there was any form of correlation between the two since heart attack is generally an ischemic response. Wish I could sit in on your conversations :(
>>674847444
what is my purpose?
>>674849921
so tinfoil is stainless steal now
why do you think you're more intelligent than I am?
>>674850057
fuck off faggot, i hadn't refreshed the thread since before you posted.
>ITT
13 year old white kid uses wikipedia to pretend he is smart.
>Dick sucking planned for late evening
>>674849921
no that's tinfoil,shits different
fuck knows man,the chefs do it at work and shit never blows up but I've not got the bottle to try it in my micro in case it fucking blows up.
>>674850094
Objectively speaking? nothing. There is no purpose to life in general. Now, that means you get to make your own purpose. You get to choose what's worth living for, what has meaning. There are a number of socially stereotypical ways of doing this, and many of them are good (in that they can lead to prolonged feelings of happiness). ~follow your dreams~
>>674850208
because it's probably true statistically speaking
>>674849921
>>674850114
>>674850352
Metal on its own doesn't necessarily cause electric discharge in a microwave.
What causes the sparking that you see when you put a fork in a microwave is due to the "sharp" edges of the fork. These edges concentrate the voltage at their tips which will cause a spark when it exceeds the dielectric breakdown of air.
Things like sheet pans (with rounded edges), or rounded metal racks are used frequently in microwaves with no ill effect. The absence of any pointed edges allows this.
How do you come to the conclusion that you are more intelligent than most/all of us?
>>674849596
>>674847444
Come on to fuck and hurry up and answer my question.
>>674850114
>stainless steal
>steal
nigger...
What is an onion
>>674850649
Fucking elementary school level interpretation of the meaning of life.
>>674850698
>hang on let me google this. Hur look how smrat i am!
>>674850950
this faggot mad
>>674847444
If you could change one thing about today's society what would it be?
>>674850114
>>674850352
>>674850698
Fun link:
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/appliances-and-thermometers/microwave-ovens-and-food-safety
>>674850815
see
>>674850649
>>674850836
I don't know the answer, so I didn't respond. Sorry friend :/
>>674850950
>elementary school level
Care to enlighten me with a universally *better* one?
>>674850352
tin foil or aluminum foil?
ive never even fucking seen tin foil
>>674847444
How can a person say they are more intelligent than another person, without taking relativity into account. You say you are more intelligent than the user's of this forum. But the concept of this forum is. Anyone of any age color sex or race can be treat equally. But by saying you are "more intelligent" then a anonymous worldwide forum website were anonymity is upheld pretty well. You are assuming you are more intelligent than the entire world. So in fact I am smarter than you using your logic of "intelligence being linear" and because I can explain that to you. Because you clearly haven't thought of I am more intelligent in this space and on this thread.
So I suppose in the spirit of fourchan, my question
TLDR how does it feel to profess your intelligence in an anonymous forum with thousands of visitors from every background accessing at random times and looking at random threads. Only to be shot down by a better version of what you used to come up with the dumas statement.
Apologies to the rest of you /b/ but it's 430 am here in the UK and I can't sleep, thought I'd try distracting myself with 4chan and shit like this infuriates me about the website. If we don't reply to it we can make the website a better place.
I have no doubt you are clever, and if I have made you think that I'm sorry but your statement and thread is logically incorrect and proven so by my post. Peace out fuck the free world (mic drop, caus I can't be arsed to find a picture to attach)
itt: 16 year old with slightly above-average writing skills pretends to be a beacon of enlightenment
you're not fooling anyone, faggot
>>674851239
well there you go smarty pants
stumped by a 50 year old drum beat.
I thought you were fucking shit hot at everything you tried to do? Any super smart arse should at least have a rudimentary knowledge of 1960's audio recording techniques.
blah blah blah im ozzimadies blah blah blah blah
>>674851239
I'm not the guy who posted that elementary school level shit but I like what Alan Watts said about the meaning of life: “The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.”
>>674847444
Why can't I make full erect anymore?
>>674851462
mate i don't fucking kn ow,the silver chrome looking paper shit that you wrap soem foodstuffs in,maybe it's called aloominmum in 'murrica but in scotland it's TIN FUCKING FOIL often used for smoking the heroins
>>674848278
>Thinks that he is smart
>calls it a fucking charlizard
>>674849720
I see no problem.
>>674847444
can you detail the relationship between MAC and hypercytokinemia?
>>674847444
What's your favorite book?
(this is the the most important question)
Why do people think IQ shows you are smarter? I have an IQ of 136 and I'm retarded kek.
>>674847444
Why was I born
>>674849066
The fucking spoons in it you tard.
>>674852585
Because you are a product of insemination between your parents.
OP, where is God?
>>674851970
actual tinfoil is fucking obeseeilite since the dinosauric age, nigger. it's basically only still used a colloquial short hand way to describe aluminum foil these days
>>674851529
If OP is still here, I may have sounded like more a cunt in that then I meant to reading your answers I can presume you use the same logic as me as I too understand biomedicine and the scientific world (flatmates a biomedical scientist living in a lab and one of my other friends is the parastologist that often does AMA on here, you may have read and asked one of the good questions) can you refute my argument or would you succeed on my logic
>>674852656
it's a spoon,the guys already said spoons are fine cos they have round edges,unlike OP
>>674852550
Nobody said you are "Smart". As Dr. Stephen Hawking said, those who boasts their IQ are losers.
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 15
>>674852777
"excuse me when you've finished your kitkat can i have your tinfoil please"
typical Glasgow sentence,science homie!
Can you solve the fermat theorem?
>>674847444
Says the guy who posted a tomato under the file name "vegetable"
>>674852862
I know this. Idiots run around claiming they are superior to everyone else because "muh high IQ"
>>674852951
this link is totally safe op, you should check it out.
>>674852835
aww look at you 2 fags trying to bond
>>674853095
hahahha this is great
>>674847444
if i fist a horse will it enjoy it?
When I touch my peepee it gets hard
What do I do now?
Do I touch it more?
>>674851226
How irrational most people are without realizing it. I wish people could just be more rational, though I'm sure that would have unintended consequences.
>>674851529
I mean, you aren't *wrong*. My OP is certainly a generalization and will be true for the vast majority of users. You've caught me out on saying something that isn't true, grats :p
>>674851707
good talk
>>674851817
Same idea, at the end of the day.
>>674851846
In a literal sense, absolutely
>>674851912
could be any number of things physical or psychological--talk to a doctor m8
>>674852278
:^)
>>674852444
intelligence != knowledge, so no
>>674852516
I wish I was more well-read, but in terms of accessibility to most as well as profundity and rationalism, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Works especially well if you fall into the "enjoyed HP as a kid" age group
>>674852656
see: >>674850057
>>674852585
Your parents fucked mang
>>674852835
This post makes me a little happier after reading your initial post <3
>>674853095
view that image in chrome pls
>>674852745
In your head
Is you brain gooder then a normel brian
>>674853024
stop eating so much milk chocolate, glasscow anon
>>674853095
only asspipes call toms a fruit
What kind of fedora is that on your head?
>>674853146
Not trying to bond, he could be a physcopathic cunt.
I can see he is smart. But the way he is looking at it is flawed making him less smart then me """""technically""""" but as an intellegent human I want to see if he can admit defeat/try to argue a moot point/ignore what I said to continue dominance over the thread instead of having what was fun dismantled by someone who thinks better then him/her
>>674853398
"oh sorry no i don't want your kit kat just the tinfoil wrapper if you don't mind Hen.I'll wait till you're finished and thank you"
>>674853311
>:^)
Jake?
>>674853381
I sure do hope so
>>674853477
eh, I don't really wear hats
>>674853755
This conversation lol
>>674853837
nope, sorry
>>674853311
Just read this after replying further down. I tip my hat to you sir for admitting in the face of unconditional odds. Keep the dream alive. But remember humility is key to being smart. I would consider myself smarter than most. But if I was going to say it how you did. I wouldn't have done it here. Too much of a chance of being proven wrong.
ITT: Psychopath/high functioning sociopath struts his narcissism.
>>674853651
You started a sentence with "But"
Gosh that was rambling sentence.
Maybe you are a scientist after all!
ITT
"smart" people suck each other's cocks.
>>674847444
How do people make those pictures and what are they called?
>>674847444
what do you think about my xcom 2 mod anon?
>>674847444
What does the Voynich manuscript mean?
>ITT: cringy weaboo OP think's he's more intelligent than an unknown number of anonymous strangers.
/thread
>>674854534
almost as cringy as /threading your own post.
>>674854006
Hah, I love being proven wrong. Means I get to learn something new or become more right. Mostly posting because my brain is running on high right now and want to do the whole "asserting dominance by being smarter than other people". A little barbaric, I know, but whatever gets those chemical reactions we call happiness going.
On humility, I agree wholeheartedly. It just pains me seeing other intelligent people not staying humble about it, and trying to push them in that direction breaks down the humility--though I suppose that's more in the direction of wisdom anyhow.
>>674854269
I have no idea, I'd love to know
>>674854457
Never played xcom sry. Pick looks neat I suppose, used to be a massive halo nerd
>>674854530
no idea, pic related maybe?
>>674854534
possibly, but makes for a fun thread, doesn't it?
>>674847444
How does the image change when you expand it?
>>674854737
Considering it's the truth, my /thread is justified.
Now sit in the fucking corner, jimmy.
>>674854751
Your fun is fucking not fun, you dirty senpai
>>674854751
oh, pic* not pick
>>674847444
https://youtu.be/IdtKbq3Omkw
>>674854751
Thanks anon. :) where's a pic it's based off of
>>674854457
>>674853402
Well, botanically they are a fruit.
>>674847444
Dennis is asshole, why Charlie hate?
>>674854902
opinions, opinions
Welp, thread's dying folks. Until next time ;P
>>674847444
why does curry taste better a day after it's been made?
>>674855493
Microbial cultures form.
>>674854172
Not too sure if this is a compliment or sarcasm. But I'm taking it as a compliment because I think as scentancing works, But can be used to start a sentence.
>>674854193
Not to sound like a cunt on purpose here because i and other's, I hope would consider me a nice dude But that is not entirely what's happening. People have fallen into a trap of using language in the way it is currently used within society. Rather than how it should technically be used. If you were to think about it, it's the sole reason for shit posting and threads such as this receiving your kind of reply. If he had of said I consider myself a intellegent person I fancy helping other's tonight please ask me anything. He could have helped you with anything. Right now with your mentality. If you were drowning and so was the guy I replied to up der ^^^^^. And the OP I would save them to first. Regardless of who they are as people or any other lifestyle choice. I would let you die, because as an intelligent person. I deem them two more valuable.... and not even for their intelligence. Simply because I feel like after one post each (or two posts if it was OP replying seperately but is the only other person I've talked to) they would understand why I made the choice to save them and appreciate life more. You would continue to be a slightly miserable cunt bag and the cancer that is eating a once good website
>>674855972
>once good website
newfag confirmed
From the last cople of weeks i been thinking about what i can say and belive, but i always end questioning myself if that guy is stupid or he is intelligent af o just a just random guy, this happens to everything i see or hear
And in the nights i try to find if i am a regular stupid fag or i am intelligent. I have stop talking with the people who soroundme and i questiong everything every single stupid detail trying to get some where
What the fuck is wrong with me
sorry for the horrible english im working on it hope you awser
>>674855750
tasty wee bastards so they are.
what's the best way to kill yourself?
>>674855972
You can tecnically start a sentence with "but" but it's as vulgar as starting a sentence with"And".
That said I'm assuming you are an American and you chaps have been garishly re-spelling the English language and ruining it's punctuation for a while now. for a while now.
>>674854751
You might be interested, in my AMA that i had planned for tomorrow night around 9PM GMT. And if possible I will stick to that time frame as close as possible. For ease of finding if you are interested. I would search SOAB in the catalogue and look for the picture of a brain. You will find it relates to your thread tonight almost what we have discussed entirely. But you are the kind of people I'm. Hoping to catch the attention of. Logic based thinkers.
But it is late and the reason I'm up is tomorrow SOAB takes flight and I can't turn my head off. I'll stop replying if now as I need at least some rest, pleasure conversing. Good luck in future in devours.
The logic I took to get to my way of thinking by the way is (always think of how other's will percept your thinking) there or there abouts to be applied to any form of media and any forum/workplace/hobby (can't think of the word for this grouping at this point haha)
>>674847444
If you were eligible and the US presidential elections were held tomorrow who would you vote for?
>>674857003
No I'm English, I'm assuming from that you are atleast English first language and European so you can understand it isn't normal for me to be awake at this point, if it was 2pm and I'd just had a coffee I would "read" a lot different
>>674847444
How many languages can you read/write/speak fluently?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Would you?
>>674847444
why does god allow suffering
>>674847444
Why are you so pretentious and self important?
Were you bullied often as a child?
Now you fall back on your mediocre to average intelligence as your defense mechanic against bullying.
You're so stcuk in your own head about your own intelligence that you have to take your defense mechanism to an image board in an attempt to validate it and work on witty responses.
Which U.S. candidate do you want to win?
Do you believe that revolution is still possible in our time? Do you believe that the more potentially oppressive and greatly powerful elements that also often use that power to exploit us have more power than the same entities of a hundred years ago?
Also, do you think it's more challenging to find intelligent males than intelligent females?
>>674859378
Sorry, do you think it's harder to find intelligent females than males?
How do I figure out what to major in?
>>674859608
when you wake up what is the first thing you think about?
If God is a loving god, wants us to be with him for eternity, and knows everything, why did he allow Adam and Eve to eat from the tree of knowledge? He must've known that because of allowing this, not all of his creation will have everlasting life with him in heaven, but will perish and endure eternal suffering and torment if they do not follow a strict way of life. Why?
>>674853109
confirmed.totally not a rat
>>674859895
Nothing in particular. I seriously have zero passions in life. Currently trying to join the military because my pathetic ass needs some fucking guidance.
>>674859125
cringed while scrolling down.
>>674860381
I'm sorry anon.
I hope you find what you're looking for in the military.
