Ask a suicidally depressed psychologist anything.
No, I am not a doctor. No, I cannot prescribe you medical MJ. No, I won't show you my tits.
My focus was neuropsychopharmacology, so if you need help with meds, I'll tell you what I know.
Study Epicurus and be happy, faggot.
>>674847406
Didn't work.
What are legal substances I can to to simulate a herion high?
>>674847495
Tell me about the epicurean way of life, then, and why it didn't work.
>>674847587
I'd recommend avoiding opiate highs. They are very addictive.
>>674847057
How do you intend to do it?
The suicide.
>>674847057
Tits or gtfo
>>674847057
How does it feel to be a walking sack of irony
>>674847716
It didn't work because I have anhedonia; I can't experience pleasure. Plus as a burn victim, avoiding pain is right out.
So no, didn't really work out for me.
>>674847897
I don't.
>>674847915
My situation, though contrary to normal perception, is not ironic.
>>674847057
Have you considered alternatives to suicide, such as being my sex slave?
>>674847988
>burn victim
post burns
>>674847057
What can I say to a psychiatrist that would score me valium
>>674847057
Do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>674848159
I don't know who you are, so no.
>>674848429
Avoid valium; it's not a good treatment with beta blockers easily available.
>>674848460
Stimulation of taste receptors I'd assume. Also all the fucking sugar they put in it.
>>674847988
>suicidally depressed psychologist
Sounds like irony to me
>>674847057
>willing to admit you have tits
>not willing to show them
Fuck off crazy non PhD skank
>>674847587
Morphine and/or fentanyl
What is a man?
>>674847057
Hi anon, have you been posting like this a lot? I may have met you earlier I am the guy whos gonna buy some N2 from a local welder and gas myself on monday
>>674848561
I suppose you also think Alanis Morsette's song is about ironic things too.
>>674848650
This is a recurring theme in my threads. Usually I post a picture of Fry's face.
>>674848757
Both of which are fucking addictive as hell.
>>674848811
That's a piss poor idea.
>>674848776
Protein and water, mostly.
>>674848881
Who the fuck is that?idont care. How is your situation not ironic?
Are people born autstic or do they grow through life experiences?
>>674849034
Look up the definition.
>>674849056
Unknown.
>>674848650
Who are you, that do not know your history?
>not a doctor
dude even I went to Doctor camp, fuck off
>>674847057
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>674849251
Get off the internet you liein ass bitch
>>674849459
not the guy you replied to, but why did she(he?) even mention tits in the first place?
> in a sample of over 1000 randomly sampled counseling psychologists, Gilroy, Carroll, and Murra (2002) found that 62% of respondents self-identified as depressed. Of those with depressive symptoms, 42% reported experiencing some form of suicidal ideation or behavior.
You know why wig mechanics are fucking wacked? They were all cray cray to begin with.
In college, I took a psych class and the Jellos who were majors were the most wobbly brained douche nozzles I ever had to deal with in a single room. The neuron impaired go into this field because they know their cerebrums were flash fried, and think like can learn enough to wrench on their own noggins.
>>674849715
A question for the ages, I suppose.
>>674849715
Shoulda just used my normal header picture I guess.
>>674848881
did you use a hand drawn picture of fry to start a thread earlier?
>>674849946
Yes, that's me. It's on my laptop and I'm on my desktop.
>>674850085
alright. are you trying to help people? is it because you're bored or because you care?
>>674847057
I've been on concerta for like a year and it improved my focus. About a month ago though j couldn't concentrate on anything so I stopped and my focus has gotten x10 better. Why did that happen? I take 36mg doses everyday by the way.
"If you're going through hell, keep going." -Winston Churchill
>Unspecified schizophrenia spectrum disorder (dsm iv was psychosis NOS)
>mdd, recurring
>BPD
Is it safe to assume they just don't know what's wrong with me? Been in specialized treatment since 2012 and nothing has improved. Hallucinations have been getting a little better, but the risperidone made me gain weight and also now I have a sleeping disorder of some fucking kind. What do?
Stay strong bro.
>>674847057
Still at it eh?
How do I get some adderall without prescriptions?
>>674847057
Thoughts on Klonopin? Neurologically how bad is abusing/taking it?
Thanks
>>674847057
>psychologist
>not a doctor
Psychologists need a PhD, retard.
Also, no psychologist specializes in "neuropsychopharmacology".
>>674848881
>>>674847057 (OP)
how old are you? how much do you weigh?
>>674847057
hi can you posts tits?
>>674850393
You can answer that question for yourself; you've seen me enough.
>>674850433
There is often rebound effects; all drugs build up tolerance over time.
>>674850567
It's what I do.
>>674850451
Hm. Tell me your full symptoms.
>>674850639
Very bad. It's as neurotoxic as amphetamines.
>>674850604
That's illegal. If you are going to do illegal things, look deeper into amphetamines. 2-FA for example is grey market and much better than adderall. Cheaper too.
Or you can pay top dollar for college kids to sell it for you in low but still neurotoxic doses. Your brain dude.
>>674850738
You are thinking of psychiatrist. Look it up.
>>674850787
Why would I tell you?
>>674847988
Shit happens. What is good is easy to get, what is terrible is easy to endure. If you can't escape pain, though, then you should endure, because if pleasure isn't good, likewise pain isn't bad. If it doesn't kill you now, it's not a reason to kill you later. In the end, pain is just an illusion, a child born by the emotionless mother of nature, a gift to animals, unnecessary for the wise man. Why can't you just change your attitude and prepositions?
>>674851055
Mostly genetics. I have fragile seurotonin, which cases blunted mood and depression.
Kinda hard to out think your brain.
What is love?
>>674850893
>neurotoxic
Wait. I'll get on board that benzos are not good for you, but I don't think their is a single study that confirms neurotoxicity, or even suggests it. Care to correct me?
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS A REAL PERSON TALKS TO ME.....
(402) 612-2940
>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.
Then gtfo. You didn't even have to mention that you HAD tits, but you did because you're a filthy attention slut.
>>674850893
>It's what I do.
Have you considered going Peace Corps or something similar in some third world shit hole? Would give you something worthwhile to do and might get you out of your head.
>>674847057
Shiiet i want to be a neuropsychopharmacoligist, literally my dream drug. Being able to see how drugs work on the psyche is the most fascinating shit to me. I have shit grades though is there any hope?
>>674850738
whe have such nice field als congitive and clinical neuropsychology but who knows some uni somwhere might do it
and of course doesn't psychologists= psychotherpaist for which you don't require a phd
>>674850893
>You are thinking of psychiatrist. Look it up.
No, I'm thinking of psychologist. Psychologists need to have a PhD. Psychiatrists are medical doctors and have an MD.
"Neuropsychopharmacologists" (if that's really a job title) would have a Pharm.D.
Look it up.
>>674850604
College kids during exams, will probably be overpriced af. Some high school kids if you're sitll in hs. Deep web markets, etc.
>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.
You brought attention to the fact that you're a woman, when you had no need to do so. Ergo, you attention whore cunt...
TITS OR GTFO
>>674851402
Your pic has been floating around /k/, /soc/ and /r9k/ for over a month now, faggot.
>>674851467
I don't do this because it helps me. It doesn't.
>>674851482
Yeah just get a psych major. It's pretty trivial.
>>674851402
I don't have any minutes. Will text do?
>>674851617
Yeah, no. You can be a research psychologist with a masters, and even undergrads can do research.
>>674851683
Yeah, this is the first thread you've seen dude. It's a reference to prior threads. Lurk moar.
>>674847057
I too am trapped in my meatbag. I quit remeron, Zoloft, elavil,etc... Everything but pain meds, still unable to be more than superficially happy. PTSD .... What do?
>>674851683
>>674849459
See this, newfriend.
>>674851772
Yes, just please talk to me brother
>>674850604
>without precscription
Guess you don't need it then you lazy bum.
>>674851552
Psychotherapists only need a master's degree. Psychologists need a PhD.
>>674851402
Call me (218) 428-6305
>>674851956
Why did you quit medication your doctor prescribed for you?
>>674851981
I ain't your brother. But I'll talk to you.
>>674851772
Wait. I'll get on board that benzos are not good for you, but I don't think their is a single study that confirms neurotoxicity, or even suggests it. Care to correct me?
>>674848811
Two doubles in a row... if that's not a reason to live, I don't know what is. Seriously though, please don't hurt/kill yourself. There's nothing worth your life.
>>674851772
> Yeah, no. You can be a research psychologist with a masters, and even undergrads can do research.
Not in America.
Have you considered that the root of your depression is that you are a woman who has strayed from her natural role as mother, wife, home maker and sexual object?
>>674850451
>>674850893
Shit man. That would take all day.
>Visual hallucinations. Mostly indescribable dark blurs, shapes, blobs, bugs on wall, etc. Sometimes flashes of light.
>Auditory. Thumps. Sometimes distant conversations, like someone left a tv on downstairs. Very rare now, more common a few years ago.
>Tactile. Thumps. Crawlies on skin.
>Dissociation shit, kind of like when you have the flu and have "out of body" sensation, but more prolonged and rather intense.
>Obvi extreme depression. Life has fallen into 100% shit. (Other medical problems as well. Extreme headaches since I was a kid. I had spinal fusion because of warehouse jobs in college, a few other surgeries that didn't go well for other reasons, etc. Just bad luck with my body in general.)
>Intense anxiety. Everyone calls me the most laid back person they've ever met, but inside I'm a mess whenever I leave the house. Makes me avoid everything and everyone.
>Takes a couple hours to fall asleep, and I wake up every 1-2 hours. Extremely vivid dreams every single night, multiple times per night. Dreams are 100% awful. Very violent, very sexual, usually combination of both. I'm not a violent person, and my sexual tendencies/fetishes are 100% boring. I don't even like cartoon porn or anal. That boring.
Probably more, but I can't keep track of it all. Very overwhelming.
>>674847057
you know too much about life OP.
no reasonable person will blame you if you do.
godspeed.
>>674847057
Do you wanna kill yourself in front of your clients while saying "I AM THE ONE WHO HAS PROBLEMS NOT YOU"?
>>674847057
When did you get your degree?
Have you tried a drug dependency?
Do many of your patients have a thing for incest?
>>674852321
Wrong. Just factually wrong dude.
>>674852434
Generally, no.
>>674852497
If it were so easy.
>>674852471
Hm. What medication would you say has the most positive effects, and which do nothing at all?
Sounds like a lot of bad things, to be honest.
>>674852595
Why do you always add a weird sexual one in?
>>674852578
I don't have clients.
>>674847057
Have you seen another psychologist about your depression?
>>674847057
whats your deepest darkest sexual fantasy?
>>674851195
Only if you think that you are bound by epigenetics. The mind is part materialistic and part non-materialistic. If you can't seek worldly pleasure, try it with something not from this world. Don't surrender to fate.
Will armpits help?
OP
Why don't you self medicate?
>>674847057
what has been the worst way youve manipulated someone? i love psychology. i analyze all my friends
>>674852578
What are you a professor? that's the worst kind of psych there is.
Op, why not develop sctizophentia and use a split personality to evaluate yourself?
>>674852708
If there is someone adding a weird sexual one in, it wasn't me.
That was the first one I posted
Anyway, I've got a mommy fantasy, and I was wondering how common it actually is.
I'll take that as "you're alone faggot."
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 18
>>674851402
Saw this same post a few days ago faget
>>674847057
Are you an oxymoron
>>674852724
I've seen basically every kind of medical professional known to man. Even been in an fMRI once or twice.
>>674852845
Go back to sleep.
>>674852878
No medication works.
>>674852817
I reject that entire concept. My dual major was computer science sir; you won't be convincing me with any dualistic arguments.
I'm the sexiest von nuemann machine ever created; that's enough for me.
>>674852806
Seriously, what is with you and sexual things.
>>674853061
I don't do that.
>>674852098
Because of the horrible hallucinations and nightmares that would happen when they put me in cells and cut me off cold turkey. Happened over a dozen times and I was sick of being tortured. Didn't help anyway...
>>674847057
OP, where is God?
>>674853093
Because it isn't easy to get schizophrenia.
>>674853096
Relatively common.
>>674853137
No.
>>674852314
the doubles run out eventually...
>>674852708
>Wrong. Just factually wrong dude.
You're wrong and you're not a psychologist, and you certainly don't specialize in "neuropsychopharmacology" based on the knowledge of medications you have displayed in this thread.
>/b/.... only a fool....
>>674847057
Why wont you show your tits?
Why did you chose psych? There is much more better thing to do than observing/studying human behavioral pattern.
>>674847057
what game is that pic from?
>>674853278
In the feverish mines of those using traditional hallucinogens.
>>674853315
Yeah, gonna go ahead and ignore someone lying on the internet.
>>674853324
It's too cold out.
>>674851055
Your Craigslist philosophy degree is worthless. Your post is seriously the worst incorrect philosophical dribble I've ever read on /b. Retard.
>>674853436
>Yeah, gonna go ahead and ignore someone lying on the internet.
Then stay as far away from /b/ as you can.
>>674853161
So you are a determined machine?
>>674852471
>>674852708
Eh. That's the thing, none of them have really done anything. Since I've been in this program for 3.5ish years, they've had me on about 15 or so different meds (in different combos). I have a history of medicine not working on me. After I had my spine done up, I was on percocet, morphine, and fentanyl at the same time and it wasn't doing anything. (Except making me high as shit, obviously.) Didn't dull the pain in the slightest, I was more or less bedridden until I had to go back to school, then I was hobbling around on a cane like a fucking retard.
Know anything that could cause medicine not to work on people?
>>674853161
you said anything
>>674853061
>>674853161
why not? why did you get into psychology? why are you suicidally depressed? if youve answered already just link to that post
>>674853386
First, I actually think you are really wrong on that; studying and categorizing animals is what led to taxonomy and biology, which are extremely important in a lot of ways, not least of which is keeping the world fed.
Psychology is the next frontier, where we turn soft mushy observation into experimental theories, and attempt to understand what is inside us rather than without.
Also, I picked it up on accident while studying CS. Woops.
>>674853431
The Witcher.
>>674853584
Sadly this is my home.
>>674853656
Yes. It's called "being a human"; opiates are not effective for long term treatment of pain.
>>674853597
I am me, and that's all I want to be.
>>674847057
You're an imposter. Yesterday someone posted the same stuff, but different image. Post time stamp and tits to provide proof or GTFO.
>>674847057
Why don't you kill yourself?
>>674853819
Psych is just applied biology.
>>674853819
>sadly this is my home
sadly, this is the part where you an hero.
>>674853436
OP, suppose I'm not on hallucigens. Where is he now?
>>674853161
Did your scan give you any new info? Also do you think you'll ever get better? I'd like to think you will. No homo
>>674853161
Hey! I am computer science major!
Also a determinist, or at least I think freewill is a myth.
Have you considered just giving up on pleasure and living because instinct compels you too?
That's pretty much what I've done.
>>674853796
I am suicidally depressed due to genetics. I got into psychology on accident.
>>674853824
It...I was the person posting that, you dolt! I do this thread every day! Lurk moar.
>>674853973
Too many things to do.
>>674853990
Doesn't exist.
>>674854005
Yeah, no. I'll be like this till I die.
>>674847057
hi im suisidal the doctor says that the only cure is tits
>>674853819
>CS
>Psych
Are you trying to make a real AI and I mean an Independent AI?
>>674847988
How bad are the burns?
>>674849459
>What is revisionist history
>>674847057
Why do you care about anything?
>>674854169
I guess you'll find d out soon enough, won't you
>>674852098
Also I do take xanax sometimes when I need to stop my head and get some sleep. Hate the side effects tho
>>674854148
Humans have three instincts:
1. Suckling
2. Grasping
3. Licking plates (or any highly reflective surfaces)
Beyond that, humans have no real instinctual traits, modulo a few really stupid heuristics (like the drowning response).
So no, I don't consider that a viable option.
>>674854208
Currently, I'm working with a financial institution to make an AI that predicts how humans work in various financial models.
So no, not quite.
>>674854256
Pretty bad. Why?
>>674854387
Eventually we all will.
>>674854346
What do you mean?
>>674853656
>>674853819
No, I was just mentioning the opiates as a point of reference. As in, I have a history of medicine not working. All the headache medicine they've ever tried hasn't worked either, along with the antipsychotics and mood stabilizers.
Didn't know if there was anything you know about that. Like a liver disorder, or a blood-brain barrier thing, or if I should just fucking kill myself.
>>674847057
>No, I won't show you my tits.
why do you insist on people knowing ur a girl on the internet. what exactly have you contributed to this shit with that? If you left that line out, no one would even think of requesting your floppy fucking tits, and your fucking vagina has no relevance to the topic at hand you bleeding whining cunt.
Fucking stupid attention seeking slut.
>>674854548
I wouldn't recommend suicide.
Xenon treatment has been effective for pain relief, though it requires specialized equipment and expensive xenon. Don't suppose you are rich?
ive been abusing alprazolam for like the last 6 months. ive cut down to one, but ima wean down. you think this is the best idea?
>>674854675
Lurk moar. You didn't get the joke.
>>674851963
Are you an idiot? That post just confirms the validity of my post. She implied her gender when there was no need, hence she's an attention whore.
>>674851772
No, I don't need to lurk more. You mentioned your gender by mentioning tits. There is no gender on /b. Period. But you revealed you have tits, thereby attention whoring. It doesn't matter if you had previous threads, because you clearly did the same cuck move and revealed you have tits. GTFO you fake uneducated bitch.
This place is shit. This thread would have been saged even just a few years ago.
>>674854767
I wouldn't recommend abusing alprazolam.
>>674847057
Are a licensed psychologist?
>>674854821
Blah blah blah your newfag is showing. LURK MOAR.
>>674847057
what are your thoughts on anal play?
>>674847057
Do you think the DSM is a bunch of made up bullshit? And what do you think about the the insert labels saying that they don't exactly know how the medications actually work?
>>674854933
Asking the important questions, also checked.
>>674854775
I think im fully in the know but thanks for your nothing post.
>>674847057
Does penis size really matter?
The homeless anon from London is now in Liverpool, crashing on an old friend's sofa I think.
At times he seems optimistic, at times the inverse. I'm still trying to talk with him, but he's got other friends now.
He mentioned that his friend might be able to get him a job, though I'm not sure if he wants to work just yet.
Have you been in contact with him?
>>674854833
i wouldnt reccoment abusing it either im a damn addict. jesus thanks for the help u fag.
how much wood could a would chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
>>674852708
>Why do you always add a weird sexual one in?
welcome to 4chan
>>674854169
suicide and depression are genetic? good thing i wont be having kids. theyd be fucked. how by accident? checked the wrong box? so you dont love the field?
>>674847057
why dont you kill yourself youre only going to inject your bullshit into the people that pay you to feel better. oh right your probably suicidal because you are horrible at your job.
>>674854977
The DSM is a large, incredibly detailed, and ever progressing document that helps doctors diagnose mental disorders in a standardized way.
Does it have flaws? Absolutely. But it is moving forward, especially with judging diseases and disorders as spectrums rather than isolated cases.
Basically, in a nut shell, we're at the area physics was in the early 1900's; we know a lot, but we don't know what the underlying causes are.
That's not a weakness; it just shows how far we have left to go.
As for the inserts, you realize basically every antibiotic was designed by random chance or by improving a prior drug, which was developed by random chance, right? Yet they save lives. Just because you don't know how something works doesn't mean it doesn't work.
>>674855173
He dropped off my kik after that night.
>>674855205
42
>>674855284
Some forms are.
>>674855319
I don't get paid as a psychologist.
>>674847057
You're a typical garbage human who has no skills and gets off by posing as someone qualified to give information anonymously on the internet. At best, all you've ever done is check someone in and maybe take their blood pressure.
Kill yourself.
>>674855405
I actually work as a programmer. Try again.
>>674854548
>>674854718
In my nightly dreams I'm very wealthy. When I wake up I realize I'm very poor. I highly doubt my insurance would cover something like that, judging from a quick google search. And honestly, the physical pain is secondary at this point in my life. I'm 28 and I've been dealing with physical pain for so long it's just a part of who I am. The mental stuff is what's bothering me more.
Here's a picture of my cat though.
>>674854490
Are you a real life Hanako?
Does reality not exist outside of human perception?
>>674855396
>I don't get paid as a psychologist.
Then how are you a psychologist?
>>674855178
U need to wean off slowly anon. That shit can kill u with withdrawal.
>>674854169
>It...I was the person posting that, you dolt! I do this thread every day! Lurk moar.
I like these threads. Keep doing them
>>674855504
Don't have to try again. Your own statement proves you are an internet sperg. You can't "program" others to get out of the depression you are trapped in. This isn't the Matrix, Neo.
>>674855396
cut yourself faggot. you picked the wrong major in the hopes of healing yourself and its failed miserably. either that or you are a pathological liar and this is the only place you can continue your miserable existence because you can make a new thread every time you get called out on your life choices.
>>674855396
Seems like I'm on my own with him then. Do you want updates on him though?
>>674855517
Not much I can do from here, I'm afraid.
>>674855558
No. I'm not a moe blob with no purpose in a creepily condescending take on japan's already condescending and terrible treatment of the infirm and ill.
>>674855670
...do you think you need a job to get a title?
>>674855623
It does. Put down the bong.
>>674855728
...no, I'm a C++ programmer. I don't work as a psychologist.
Are you okay man? You sound like you had a stroke.
Fucking kill yourself you useless fuck.
>>674855821
I picked a dual major. Psychology was not my main focus.
>>674855856
Absolutely. I just have no real way to help him at this juncture.
>>674855708
Shoulda have seen my cooking threads. Those were the bomb.
>>674855913
How exactly am I useless, again?
>>674847057
Why don't you seek treatment?
I mean, I think about killing myself sometimes but I usually come back to the thought that even though what I'm experiencing right now is pain, I'm still experiencing something. Life sucks, but you're still alive, which is a pretty neat phenomenon, and there is probably a way to improve your situation.
Anyways, that's just what I think about after fantasizing about running a hose from my truck's exhaust into the cab and listening to jazz until I just fall asleep.
>>674855517
cute cat
>>674855998
I have sought treatment. You should too dude. Sounds like you are in a bad place.
>>674851055
"I avoid the question of whether or not my life is meaningful"
-your implied implications
>>674847057
I have had suicidal thoughts since 3rd grade and now I have them from once a week to once every other hour, am I depressed or just a self loathing fag?
>>674856172
Sounds like depression to me dude. Or intrusive thoughts. Seek medical attention.
>>674855993
I'm going with pathological liar. the only way you can be taken seriously is on the internet because moving out of town is your only other choice irl. get help.
>>674855864
>>674855517
No probs anon. Hope things work out for you, best of luck.
>>674855864
>..do you think you need a job to get a title?
A job title, yes. But you can call me Mr. President, if you'd like.
>>674853436
"In the feverish mines of those using traditional hallucinogens."
haha i like you, keep doing what you're doing. depression is a bitch. I just started taking zoloft again last week.. and this new psychiatrist prescribed me klonopin for anxiety..
my anxiety is really severe, very bad at talking to women, funnily enough I took .25 on st patricks day and got multiple phone numbers. but both girls were laughing saying I had a brain like a goldfish, couldn't retain a single freaking memory.
its also giving me stomach aches, some weird feverish / chills feeling. not sure these side effects are worth it. also I have seen first hand how badly people get addicted, kinda surprised she prescribed this to me so readily, at our first meeting
>>674847057
Kill yourself retard
>>674856058
Thanks m80. She's kinda of a scratchy/bitey bitch though. Won't ever settle down.
>>674855396
thats fucked up. ruin a kids life before he even lives any of it. so you would be great to ask. is it true insane people wouldnt admit theyre insane? theyll believe theyre correct in logic
>>674847057
>No drugs, no tits
Then what the fuck are you good for OP. Maybe you should end it.
>>674855864
It takes literally an atomic iota of effort and thought and virtually none of my near-endless emotional reserves to come here and tell you what a piece of shit you are. I leave knowing that I have struck a minor blow in your aspergian +2 armor, but it is a volley of truth I can fire at many failures simultaneously, blind-folded, with Hawkeye-like skill and endless arrows. If you were truly psychologically adept you would understand you lost this battle before the first sentence was ever uttered.
>>674847754
New person. It's probably just me, opiates are my favorite type of drugs but they were always too expensive. Never fucked up my life even though I did it every now and then. Best for my weird apathetic depression than other drugs.
>>674847057
Do some mdma
>>674853161
It's Turing machine, von Neumann architecture. Fuck you are a horrible attention whoring liar. GTFO!
>>674855998
I did that anon, and God just won't let me die. It did cause a lot of pain for my family and fucks me when they put me on suicide watch. They won't even let you have a fucking book...
>>674856324
I'll see if I can ring someone up for a consult tomorrow morning. I usually run these threads at 8AM and 7:30PM on weekdays.
Check back with me; I'll do my best.
>>674856333
Psychologist isn't necessarily a job title. It's also a description.
>>674856451
Don't worry. The only people who could have stopped me from doing this are long gone.
I would ask about beta blockers; they are very effective with anxiety.
>>674856601
Insanity as a concept isn't well formed; it's better to avoid it.
>>674856631
Okay. Uhh. I'm the aspergian person, but you are the one bringing like, table top tropes into the convo?
Grow up.
>>674856653
Yeah. Avoid them.
>>674856738
MDMA does not help me.
>>674856751
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_spacecraft#Von_Neumann_probes
Try again.
>>674848553
Why are beta blockers superior?
>>674848757
Also controlled substances.
>>674855993
>I just have no real way to help him at this juncture.
Me neither. I'm glad that he has friends who can give actual help. All I did was shoot him some messages a few countries away.
I don't have any life experience or releavant advice for him either.
>>674856953
Less side effects.
>>674857046
Yeah. It's a hard problem.
>>674847057
Psychologist giving advice only a psychiatrist should be legally allowed to give?
Drugs do not cure, and can make problems worse. Best medications are Nature and Love. Clinical depression should be also be given natural anti-inflammatory supplements like Omega-3, and Schitzophrenics need to exercise and have plenty of injections of vitamin C to cycle Adrenochrome back to adrenaline.
>>674856948
>Psychologist isn't necessarily a job title. It's also a description.
A discription of what exactly?
sage goes in all fields
>>674857211
I'm telling people to seek medical attention, and to ask their doctors.
Information is not evil, Anonymous.
>>674856948
Why do I want to be in a relationship with a girl who has a fucked past? Am I monster for wanting this ideal relationship?
>>674852471
You are not alone.
A slight difference in relatability is that my dreams are blank now. For some reason pot seems to make me not either have them or recall them. And either way I don't want to see what the darkest parts of me want, or the things I've done again.
And while my sexual proclivities are not specifically vanilla, they are quite tame and "boring"
>>674856948
Try again.
>>674855396
I see your point, but in general antibiotics have a scientific explanation of the mechanics of how they work, the black label drugs appear to be a trial and error run at a utopic solution for an oppressive society...Ala Brave New Worlds soma. I am sorry you are suffering BTW, I know first hand what giving to people entails...
>>674856953
They're not. They are certainly safer, but they only treat the adrenaline rush that anxiety causes, not the psychological tension (which is how benzos work).
>>674856948
we dont fully understand insanity so we just push it aside. who told you this? are any psychologists youve met deeply religious?
>>674857128
less side effects is definitely right, I'm the guy who posted earlier about the klonopin. I have also been prescribed beta blockers.. they are nice in that they prevent most of the physical symptoms of being anxious, like increased heart rate and shallow breathing. Sometimes i still feel anxious on them though.
But at least they don't turn your brain to mush, and are not addictive. thinking about just trying the beta blockers next time i see this girl. hopefully zoloft will help with anxiety too, sorta resigned to just dealing with it for the rest of my life at this point
>>674857484
Misinformation is evil. You're clearly not an expert and shouldn't be giving advice.
>>674857551
Yes. I mean, not medically; there's no such thing as a human monster. But ethically, yes.
>>674857460
And yet you still fucked it up.
>>674857630
Don't even know what you are responding to.
>>674857636
Not all of them do dude; you need to look into sulfadrugs and shit. Medication is almost entirely made via trial and error, with only a few MODERN drugs having actual medical and physical explanations.
That's just how the process works anon.
>>674857817
Yeah, turns out "safer and almost as effective" is a good thing.
>>674857929
No, it's not that we don't understand insanity, it's that it is a flawed concept to begin with. It doesn't correspond to reality.
>>674857988
Exactly. That's why betablockers are better.
>>674858108
Yeah, except no.
>>674853819
Hm, you are kinda avoiding the question. If you deny dualism, you are most likely some sort of materialist and probably hard determinist. If you can't feel pleasure, but only pain, your whole life is surrounded by pain. Either you embrace pain (and then turn it into your new pleasure) or ignore it. But if you are materialistic determined and therefore without free will to change your way of thinking and acting, if you are a deterministic machine, why should you kill yourself except when you are actually doing it? Aren't you a pretty useless being, then? If every human is destined to die and you are such a human, but your only reason of life is to die, why should you live a painful life, only to eventually kill yourself later?
>>674858149
We aren't laughing with you
Hey OP I got ADD and I'm taking Vyvanse and Adderall. Adderall for when I gotta focus later in the day so I don't take it often.
Any cool things I can know about? Anything to help combat ADD or help my meds? Anything you'd suggest over those meds?
I was diagnosed at 20. I've got a lot of good habits from accidentally doing public school on hard mode. College is not too bad if I have some interest in the subject but its still really hard if I don't take any medicine.
>>674854905
Take sone Xanax. It might help with your retardation.
>>674858149
"Ethically, yes." Do you think I should go see some doctor IRL then?
>>674858232
Yeah, except no. Most of the things you just said aren't how the human brain works.
Sorry, but I know how neural networks work, and they don't work like that.
>>674858325
I would suggest listening to your doctors recommendations.
>>674858336
Xanax does nothing for me. Besides make me sleep.
>>674858430
Absolutely. I'd see as many specialists as you can.
>>674858149
Beta blockers don't work for all types of anxiety, though, particularly panic attacks and dread/worry. Benzos are far superior at treating these symptoms.
>inb4 SSRIs year those symptoms.
SSRIs are weak sauce and they can't be taken to relieve a panic attack while it is occurring.
>>674856324
>>674856948
It was more a curiosity thing than anything urgent. I'll keep trucking along, I've got some ways to go yet before I off myself I think. I told my clinician last week I'd give myself to 30, which is another 1.5 years or so. Write another book or two, fap a couple hundred more times, let my kitten grow up. Meh, we'll see.
>>674847057
Your tits will fill my male brain with happy chemicals. Show them, or gtfo. You're depressing me.
>>674858473
>I would suggest listening to your doctors recommendations.
I already am. Anything you tell me is just for knowledge sake. Lemme know something cool doc.
>>674858149
so what is insanity to your understanding? flaws and all. need to start with the basics. reality is too fucking weird
>>674858607
Sure, that's absolutely correct, but the lightest touch necessary should be the first line. Which is why beta blockers are the first response these days.
>>674858639
Shouldn't stop there anonymous. Go sky diving.
>>674858725
Well, it's rather rare to see someone taking vyvanse and adderall at the same time; they are effectively the same drug. Vyvanse is digested by the liver into adderall; it's a pro drug.
And I ain't a doc, bugs.
>>674854821
You seem upset. Have you tried therapy?
>>674858532
>Absolutely. I'd see as many specialists as you can.
Thanks for jacking up insurance rates with your hypochondria. That's not selfish at all.
>>674858910
There is no such thing; it's a concept we need to throw out, based on preconceived notions and a lack of scientific inquery.
Someday, insanity will fall the wayside just as hysteria already has.
>>674858967
What? Insurance rates tend to go up based on actuary tables, not usage of low level services.
>>674856319
Thank you. At least someone else sees it. OP is a filthy disgusting pathological liar.
How does it feel to be a brain anesthetizing tool of big pharma?
You've done nothing but make people worse, you're a fucking complacent fool, and should feel bad.
Not too late to fuck off and enjoy the little things left in life, with all that dirty paper you've got, should be easy.
Then again, there's no good pills for true boredom
>>674858639
>>674858915
>skydiving
breh, no thanks. I'm a boring person. I stopped being an adrenaline junkie when I realized it wouldn't get me laid...so like when I was 17.
>>674859199
Go back to steam, Nevada.
>>674859322
I actually don't work in the medical industry right now. I work in the financial industry.
I mentioned this like...7 times, dude. Come on. Lurk just a LITTLE more.
>>674859362
It's worth it. Take my word for it.
>>674858473
Yes, I know. That's the point, so why do you want to kill yourself? Despite being depressed because of muh genetics that make you feel like you want to kill yourself, why do you want to actually do it?
>>674847057
i used to be a psychologist until those goddamn barenstein bears ruined my universe; i know this because vaping in my universe didn;t give me popcorn lung. now i have popcorn lung!
>>674847057
gb2fetlife saurus
>>674856948
>>>674856751 (You) #
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_spacecraft#Von_Neumann_probes
>Try again.
Did you even read the Wikipedia page? There's no citation. Try again.
>>674859727
I never said I did. I said I have major clinical depression. Doesn't mean I want it.
>>674859870
Try again, harder.
>>674859138
>implying excessive use of medical services isn't something an actuarian has to take into account
>>674859524
Oh my apologies, I didn't know you were on the financial industry, carry on, retract everything I said about this being the source of your empty life.
>>674847057
Hey there OP. I'm sorry to hear you're like this. Is there anything, anything at all that could be done to help you?
Is it common for someone to self-diagnos themselves with ADD or hyperactivity? If so, how common would you say it is?
>>674859524
What's your job in the financial industry?
>>674856948
What mdma have you tried, did you take a pill, or did you do the pure stuff. Did you test it? Cause if you took a pill and didnt test it, it was probably fake or mostly meth
what's the best medicine to treat schizophrenia
I'm on abilify it works ok but I need a cure
Risperdal didn't do shit for me nor did wellbutrin
Also I was diagnosed with major depression and bi polar at first because all I had was psychotic breakdowns and mood swings but it worsened into me seeing and hearing shit
Y did this happen
>>674847057
>neuropsychopharmacology
why do this when you could focus on the GOAT choice of behavioural sciences
>>674856948
>>674859870
And the article it links too... his self replicating model is not a valid model for humans you pretentious cunt. We were not a probe sent by aliens driven to explore the universe for another species. Seriously, GTFO with your pathological lying.
>>674859929
Then don't do it. Easy.
>>674859988
Hey, it's an easy mistake man. No hard feelings. I'm sure you just missed the post.
>>674860044
I might elect for ECT or deep brain stimulation.
>>674860109
I would say don't self diagnose; see a doctor.
>>674860150
I'm not an idiot.
>>674860115
I make models to predict human behavior.
>>674860169
There isn't such a thing.
>>674860242
Obviously, I haven't.
>>674860214
Wow, right over your head huh.
>>674859752
I'm sorry to hear about your popcorn lung, brother. Vaping is the devil.
OP is it true you all take gynecology in med school
>>674860377
I never went to med school, so I wouldn't know.
is there a safe way to recreationally use amphetamines such as adderal, vyvanse, concerta, etc. etc.
>>674860334
>see a doctor
so the "doctor" can look at the symptoms in the dsm, ask you if you have the symptoms, and tell you you have adhd. you can just read the fucking symptoms yourself and determine yes/no. stop swindling people you fucking kike quack!
>>674860169
Not OP, but if abilify works I'd stick with that. Clozaril is probably the most affective but most psychiatrists won't prescribe it right off the bat. Most other neuroleptics have worse side effects than abilify, in general.
Also, wellbutrin isn't for schizophrenia, risperdal has a high risk of weight gain and metabolic syndrome. If you also have mood symptoms, you might have schizoaffective disorder.
pro-tip: don't do drugs, it'll just make things worse.
>>674860347
thanks bro, i love you too.
>>674860334
>Wow, right over your head huh.
No, quite the opposite. My PhD is in SI research. Humans aren't self replicating. You're a pretentious cunt that should have been saged but this place went to shit years ago and got rid of that feature.
>>674860554
Yes, stick them up your butthole. You won't become addicted to them that way because they taste terrible.
>>674859524
Your field is a bunch of names pasted onto subjective experiences and often misdiagnosed. You hate yourself because you went into the field as a final destination on the road to self discovery and it didn't help you at all. Stop trying to fix yourself through diagnosis and self made plans based on your diagnosis and accept your shitty, shitty body for what it is, a speck of flesh floating through the cosmos on a rock with 7 billion other specks of thinking flesh that will be dead soon. You will eventually be in the same plane of existance as you were before you were born, so live your life and stop being a cunt.
>>674860616
ohh you're a sweetheart!
>>674860334
Well if there's no cure what's the best med to make me feel as normal as possible
Some doctor told me a medicine like Risperdal called quadropone or some shit but it would give me make breasts
Also is haldol any good
>>674860334
I plan on visiting a professional neurophycoanaysist but I currently don't have insurance and they're asking for 3,000$ which was apperantly a mark down. Spare me the "shop around" crap, I just want to know how common it is for a layman to assume they suffer from hyperactivity.
>>674860554
Yeah. Take them as prescribed.
>>674860561
Yeah, you clearly haven't read the DSM; it says in the preface all about the various reasons that it is a very LIMITED guide to diagnostics.
Turns out actual experience and medical knowledge is better than paint by numbers rules, as the DSM itself admits.
>>674860670
Woosh. Right over that head of yours.
>>674860786
Thanks <3
>suicidally depressed
>no intention of committing suicide
makes perfect sense.
>>674860334
You could also try TMS. More effective than medication but insurance companies hate to cover it.
New and upcoming: low dose, slow infusion ketamine. As good as ECT without the risk of amnesia. Just a little dissociation and you're all good.
>>674860756
I think it's very brave of you to recommend suicide. Rarely do anons have the fortitude to make such an extreme suggestion.
>>674858149
You threw me into despair with the "That's just how the process works", hypoccratic oath and what not. Then you posted that insanity is a flawed concept that doesn't correspond to reality. do you feel you're at a crossroad?
>>674859138
so technically it doesnt exist. just something humans created to try and make sense of something they didnt know anything about?
>>674860334
I'm glad you have some hope. Although I heard ECT and deep brain stimulation are pretty extreme. Also, is your depression purely biological? Are there no environmental factors? Specifically, do you have a support network? Friends/family?
>>674860334
True, I just have a hard time to understand why people are doing things that they actually don't want to do. Not talking about the depression, but about the suicidal emotion part. It's like thinking about suicide is another way of joy?
>>674860835
Sorry to tell you this but all antipsychotics really suck. All of them. Their side effects are horrible.
>>674860858
yet every wizard i've spoken to had looked in the dsm and asked me verbatim and then made their decision. it's junk science and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>674860938
>I think it's very brave of you to recommend suicide.
I didn't, you illiterate whore. Holy fuck no wonder you want to kill yourself.
>>674860997
yep... just like everything else
>>674860835
Haldol is great for making you sleep.
>>674860838
Sounds like you need insurance.
>>674860861
Welcome to medicine!
>>674860864
Those studies are woefully low quality.
>>674860943
I'm just being honest.
>>674860997
It's a messy concept we've attempted to reduce to a catch phrase and label. So yes, in a way.
>>674861034
It's genetic.
>>674861081
It's an irresistible impulse, not a controlled and reasoned response.
>>674861127
Maybe see doctors rather than wizards.
can you buy me a video game? its the only thing keeping me from committing suicide
>>674861091
Haldol is a first generation antipsychotic, only used really in shots in emergencies and in 3rd world countries. Don't use it if you don't absolutely have to.
>>674861354
Sure, which one do you want?
>>674861156
You may want to check your post aye gain because you sperg all over me, you sweaty bitch nigger.
>>674860858
>Woosh. Right over that head of yours.
Uhh... no. Say woosh as much as you want, this thread just proves how stupid yoi are. And at least I'm not the suicidal attention whore. You should kill yourself.
>>674858719
Hahahahahaha my sides!
>>674861409
fallout 4
>>674861550
>woooosh
>>674861290
>Maybe see doctors rather than wizards.
maybe find an appropriate profession that doesn;t drive you to attempting suicide!? you swine.
>>674847057
Yo I have a question. So I've been diagnosed with bipolar and generalized anxiety disorder. I was initially prescribed Zoloft and hydroxizine. I've since been switched to Wellbutrin and buspirone. The Wellbutrin seems to be helping my moods have become a lot more stable. However the buspirone hadn't done shit for my anxiety. My question is what would you recommend next? I've tried Xanax before from a friend and it seemed to help a lot but I don't know how to exactly tell my psych about that without seeming like I'm med grubbing.
op if I slip you an extra 20 With my copay would u suck me off
>>674861608
Sure, what's your steam?
>>674861634
It's not my profession that drove me to depression. It's genetics.
>>674861639
Ask about beta blockers, and say your anxiety isn't fully under control with your current treatment.
That simple.
>>674861550
wooosh and swoosh! did you know there are some cats that actually stand up to wipe? savage!
>>674861774
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortiisdeus
>>674859524
>>674859362
>skydiving
>worth it
I don't doubt it. For the sake of not sounding like a total bitch though, heights and I don't agree.
Anyway, thanks for the thread and all the answers for everyone, including me. Hope you find some happiness for yourself in here too.
If you wanna talk at any point, kik is starfarts. Or anyone else in the thread. I'll be on the lookout for future posts of yours, very enlightening, etc etc.
>>674861290
Addfag here;
Wise-guy, aye?
>>674861384
You're a nigger.
Why can't you cure yourself? Are you stupid?
Interesting thread OP. I hope to catch it when I have the energy to have a discussion.
>>674847057
I have a drinking problem as well as depression and anxiety. I take klonopin for anxiety (no I don't a abuse it, I take it once a night to help me calm down) and ambien. I was on an antidepressant called Cymbalta, and it literally made me feel like I was schizophrenic. My doctor tells me it's because I drink on top of it. I have trouble believing this is true because , while I know that Cymbalta is an ssri and they can be less effective with alcohol because alcohol is a depressant, but I am highly skeptical about this being the reason that medication made things a hundred times worse than they are normally. Your thoughts?
>>674861639
Vilazodone and bupropion would be a good combo.
>>674861639
not op. wellbutrin and anxiety, not a good combo. buspar is kinda "weak".
>>674861742
Unlikely.
It'd take at least 100.
>>674861851
Have a very safe night, anon.
>>674861985
Maybe. I wonder more every day.
>>674861891
Tee hee
>>674861994
Alcohol and SSRI's mix BADLY. Do not take them together!
>>674861774
stop blaming your parents for your fucked up mopey worldview. it's your brain, stop being a bitch.
>>674861290
Woefully? TMS, sure, ketamine? No. It's new research to be sure, but hey, it's just a suggestion. I've worked with ketamine in hospitals and at least anecdotally in the geriatric population it worked great. Keep in mind: minimal side effects, high chance of success--way better than most medications. As for TMS, a co-worker of mine uses it a lot and has gotten good results. Again: not a medication, low risk of side effects.
If it were me and I had the means; new research or not I would look into it. The thread is too TL;DR so I admit I'm not about to read everything, but if you've already tried different flavors of SSRIs and/or therapy, what do you have to lose? You could also do pharmacogenomic testing. It's a flip of the coin if it leads you anywhere useful but it might be worth it.
>>674860670
You seriously need to see a psychiatrist, or you're off your meds or something. You should check into an ER and get stabilized. You honestly aren't making much sense. (not OP).
>>674861507
>"so live your life and stop being a cunt."
Oh boy you're just retarded aren't you? No wonder you're depressed, you're mentally incapable of surmounting the field you studied and have convinced yourself that you are trapped genetically and that a brand new technology is the only escape. If you don't understand that you're educating yourself into a corner and you're too egotistical to admit you're wrong you'll probably always be depressed.
