I have this in the bag but all I wanna do tonight is watch the new daredevil.
Also dubs or 69 decides
>>674838083
I'd be insulted if you didn't show me your cleavage
It was offensive because there was a shirt in the way
So, anyway, how would you react lf i had a one inch penis?
Wanna have a threesome with my brother? He's depressed and very suicidal and crying in his room right now. He's one of those neckbeard types. I got the condoms and some anal, we can make this work! I think he also found my dads gun
Please hurry!
Tell her you're gay and will never be attracted to her.
Come on dubs!
Btw, im gay
I like dudes btw
Nigga
I have something to tell you babe...
I'm bi and I'm transgender. I fap off to zoolandia porn everyday and I have PTSD form the sans fight from undertale. Do you still love me?
>>674838539
Roll
Let's make babies
>>674838878
FUCKING HELL OFF BY ONE
>>674838621
Rolllllll
>>674838083
i'm single
>>674838539
OP here, one of you better roll dubs on this
>>674838868
Roll
>>674838083
You leave that to my penis.
>>674838083
I can't eat Chipotle because my asshole bleeds afterwards
Forget her, daredevil is more important. Episode 3 fight scene is the best fight scene in cinematic history.
>>674838539
Fuck you op
Dubs get roll
>>674839076
off by one
>>674838539
Rolll
>>674838539
Roll
>>674839133
Czech'd
>>674839133
really? dubs on a comment on how i didn't get dubs?
>>674839113
Reroll
>>674838539
Rollin
>>674839133
Lol
Op - off by one
>>674839133
OP can you use the Chipotle one?
>>674838083
Show me your pussy baby
>>674839241
Rereroll
>>674839270
Roll
>>674839076
reroll
>>674839264
>>674839076
Comin right up
>>674838539
Rolling pls op
>>674839332
off by one
How do you clean blood out of a car trunk?
>>674839300
TAKE THAT BITCHES
Will u cuck me bby?
>>674838997
Alright
>>674838539
>>674839300
Winraaar
>>674839300
Checked
Yea hell yea im tryna smash. I might have to hang out with this side bitch a little but I know how you like that kinky cheatin type shit
>>674839300
Nicely done. Check'd btw.
send pic of your asshole with text "i am ready"
>>674839420
one at a time OP
>>674839518
Roll
>>674839300
Chiggity checked
>>674839354
Fudging kek
>>674839393
Was that one inch penis comment really worth all those rerolls?
>>674839567
Kek
>>674839601
Yes
>>674839468
This op fik
next pic pop a tit out. i'm tryna fap to hairy bbw niggers but their anuses look like don cheadle.
>>674839601
Yes niga
>>674839567
Op you faggot >>674839300
>>674839567
I'm telling you asshole bleeding from Chipotle is a great conversation starter no matter what.
>>674839567
Did i mentioned im gay
>>674839696
Rolling for this
>>674839518
>>674839567
roll
>>674839567
Get naked now please
Omg, you fucking asshole. Don't you know I'm Jewish? Never talk to me again.
>>674839601
Yes
>>674839567
>>674839567
Jesus Fucking kek
>>674839696
kek rollin
>>674839810
this
>>674839749
>>674839680
samfag first off.
Secondly, really? That's not even interesting. You're just gonna get some bland response.
Have you heard of my rap group? We Call ourselves earth, wind, and niggas
>>674839567
So you wanna come over to my place and fuck after a few drinks?
Send nudes now. No time to explain
>>674839567
This bitch wants your d after responding to some shit like that so level
OP DO THE 1 INCH PENIS SOMEONE GOT DUBS ON IT
>>674839518
reroll
Here guys, sorry for the delay
>>674838083
elektra is the black sky tho.
>>674839696
rolling for niggers
So what are we doing tonight cause I got a roll of bubble wrap an a bottle of sperm lube that's sayin shit gonna get kinky
CHARGE YOUR PHONE OP
>>674839961
I dont think anyone did
>>674839986
Fucking kek
I had to express my dogs anal glands today and the fluid squirted in my mouth. I then vomited all over my dogs asshole and vagina.
"What your sign? I want to see what the stars have to say about our upcoming sex life ;)
>>674839986
OP delivars!!!
>>674839998
Fucking kill yourself
>>674838083
i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
I should warn you I can only get hard when watching action figures are made to look like they are performing oral sex on eachother
>>674839882
Still tho
Somebody got dubs and it does have potential at a good response
>>674840077
Check
>>674839986
Oh wow a bland response. Who would have guessed. Was it worth all those rerolls now?
Let me watch the new dsredevil you cunt
Send me more photos it gets me even more excited to make fuck
>>674838083
Ask for nudes then share with 4chan
>>674839986
"Cuz my 10 years old girlfriend says it's way too little"
>>674839986
Put icecubes on your dick, maker kit shrink, then send tiny dick pic
>>674840173
Im sorry senpai
>>674840052
Reroll for this glorious response
>be op
>"tryna get laid"
>"how would you react if i had a one inch penis"
At least he delivers
Post her Kik
Asshole brigade
>>674839986
Reply
"idk...reasons.....would you suck it?"
Yes with all the dots too.
>>674840113
It has no potential whatsoever. No girl is ever going to say anything interesting to that. As proven in her response.
>>674840238
Roll
>>674840160
Holy shit I missed my own dubs, my sides
>>674840077
Winrar
>>674840290
Reroll
>>674839986
I'm trying to see if I can bust a nut after this episode of Martin goes off.
>>674839986
"Provve you dont have a penis"
>>674840077
hey lets do something wild. when i was a kid my mum used to make me eat carrots, but i used to hide them by putting them up my ass, not too far, just so it was hidden. i have a real fetish of carrots up my ass now! if you want we can go to the store and i can let you choose one to put inside me and we can eat it together afterwards, what do you say? it helps with my counseling!
>>674838083
ELEKTRA DIES AT THE END. SHE JUMPS INFRONT OF DAREDEVIL AND NUBO FIGHTING TO END IT BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN THE BLACK SKY THIS WHOLE TIME.
>>674839986
you know why
>>674840362
i'll keep rerolling for this
>>674840267
Roll
"Can you send nudes?"
>>674839986
If dubs, you plug your fucking phone in.
>>674840410
Roll
Lurking and bumping
>>674839986
Oh, No reason. We should have a been of fun on Snapchat. You mind sending me some topless or nude pics ;)
>>674840400
Is this thread full of 12 year olds?
>>674840400
>>674840077
Double dubs demand it.
Ask for pics of sharpie in ass
>>674838539
rll
>>674840474
rip batteries
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
I'm just tryin to get my dick sucked. It doesn't matter if you're a man or woman.
Just wondering. I'd be pissed if I had a 1 inch dick. Anyway, gonna need to see more pictures just to verify that I'm in fact not offended.
>>674840514
reroll
>>674840460
Rolling for this
>>674840267
Roll
>>674840238
Rolling
>>674840615
+1 really? Reroll bitch
Sorry about all of this. My dumb friends on 4chan are making me type this. You wanna just come over and fuck?
>>674840410
ROLL
OP here, where are the dubs?! She's getting bored
Want to be my sex slave?
>>674840647
Roll
>>674839468
Roll
>>674840580
again
>>674840184
This
Sharpie buttplug pics go dubs
>>674840680
come on, lets go, re roll
>>674840718
def a 12 year old
>>674840580
Just post this and salvage it...
>>674840514
roll
>>674840580
Op here, using this. Aren't enough dubs
>>674840752
Rolls
>>674840534
Never before have I gotten dubs so sweet
>>674840514
reoll
>>674840708
roll
>inb4 one off quints
>>674840689
people already got dubs, it said - kill yourself
>>674838083
Send dickpic and post response
>>674840790
yea i am so what beotch!
>>674840580
go
>>674840823
Sweet.
Come over and fuck me you dirty girl
>>674840790
thats cat looks young af you retard
>>674840267
Reroll
take a pic from inside your pussy
>>674840889
Reroll
>>674840900
Oh hey I got dubs anyway. Nice.
Send nudes
>>674839108
On par with the spiral staircase scene from tony jaa's the protector.
>>674840918
Roll
Ive been really into pegging lately. I don't like to use lube. The more arduous the better 8==D
>>674840752
Rollzzzz
>>674838083
My dick died, can i burry it in you?
>>674840918
Rolling for this
>>674840940
Rolling
>>674840823
Hey faggot look here >>>>674840077
>>674840267
Rolling
>>674840977
Winrar
>>674840900
It's petering out...
>>674840889
Pls op
>>674840977
Dubbbbbbs
>>674840940
rll
>>674841020
Dubs get
Post a pic of a one inch penis, then say, "You're turn."
>>674840977
Will do, gimme a sec
>>674841093
She hates you now.
One sec I'll BRB my mom wants me to clean my room or she's taking my phone away for a month.
>>674838958
Actually you were off by 10
>>674841099
Checked
>>674841093
even better ;-)
>>674841246
Rolling for
"nudes or go fuck yourself"
>>674841216
This.
Switch flipped.
>>674841322
NICE
>>674841099
Winrarrrrrr
Why not
>>674840410
Roll
fuck you dumb whore
>>674841322
Winnar
>>674841099
Deliver the pics op, do it if you wanna get laid
>>674841322
>>674841099
dubs dubs! deliver OP
Okay... Here it goes. Would you like to go on a date with me?
Welp, this thread is dead
>>674841462
a wit on par with Oscar Wilde right here
Y'all ate fuckin retarded
Wanna Netflix and chill?
>>674841635
It is not you fag
Hey bitch you better fucking talk to me or I'm not gonna send you that edible arangement.
>>674841607
Wtf is this shit/10
>>674841652
you're the one who sent the messages bro
>>674841644
WINNAR
>>674841652
If she does OP you're the real faggot here
The best part about these threads is that horrible feel when you have no one trying to get with you like this and see OP just throwing away an opportunity you wish you had. Only to realize that you'd probably fuck it up by actually trying too hard and end up alone and depressed that you can't even get a girl like that to fuck you.
It's like a mix of anger and anxiety and depression that makes you hate yourself. God I love these threads.
>>674841652
i cant believe you wont send them. i really need them. my father just died and im in a bad place and if oyu dont do this for me im gonna kill myself. im serious im so depressed right now
Like what you see?
Send with picture
>>674841322
Deliver OP
>>674841906
Pure insight
>>674841906
Rolling for this.
>>674841906
How long did it take you to write that long-ass post, faggooooooooott!!
>>674841969
winrar
>>674841985
Give me a bit, yeah?
>>674841969
Holy fuck! Winrarararararar
>>674841969
Kek
>>674842007
nice job Mr. Bond
This bread is toast
>>674839986
She is not gonna go ez op, gonna have to nuke: I got the herps...
OP here! Have to go to school, see you guys later!
>>674842271
I knew OP was a faggot
>>674842271
Fuck you>>674842271
Op here! I'm a fag and don't deliver!
>>674842271
hey OP did you forget you can use a phone at any fucking time you retard
OP here, she stopped responding. Congratz guise, you drove her off!
Fuck off fake op
There's a fucking bathroom near you, right? Then you can take a fucking nude of yourself. Christ.
Shit tarts
fuck this thread
Would it freak you out if I said I have a Nazi fetish?
Fuck
I am, for some unknown reason, letting the (most likely underage) degenerates of an image board dictate my every word. Please forgive anything said within the next few hours
>>674842007
>>674842622
Check em bitch
>>674842434
hey retard did you forget people in this website pose as others to insult them?
>>674842622
Winrar
>>674842742
I'll have to use this one eventually. Saving.
OP here, have to go suck my dads cock can't reply ttyl
>>674842809
hey retard did you see OP post
>>674842742
>an adult that spends excessive time with underaged ppl
pedo
>>674842795
>>674842622
Fuck it
I can't wait for trump to be elected so he can deport all of the niggers
>>674843012
No teenage pussy for op today
>>674843012
Shits going downhill anyway :D
>>674843012
fuck you OP
>>674841969
i won fair and square
>>674842888
He posted 4 times in the entire thread, he just takes a longg ass time doing it and that's why he's being insulted, shit, how autistic are you?
I'm your brother by the way, believe me, it's the internet
>>674841322
Waiting
>>674843122
Winrar?
>>674843123
Oh, so you did. Guess I'm a faggot.
>>674843031
>deport nigger?
trump is on our whitey, he's jiving to get the white vote.
>>674842742
OP if you don't do this one I will murder you
>>674843212
post it now itll be even better
>>674843234
>>674842742
Definitely watching daredevil tonight
Also if we do anal, I don't want what happened last time wither another girl to happen again. I pulled out and had a doodoo hanging off the tip of my lengh
Listen here's a pic of me what do you think (post pic related)
>>674843154
shit bro how did you recognise me as an anon
go to fucking sleep you have exams tomorrow
Do you suck dick lol
Listen you cunt... I'm gonna rape you with a cactus, then make you buttchug a gallon of chocolate milk to squirt back into my mouth.
>>674843396
If only she hadn't seen my face already. Should I post screencap of her tinder?
>>674843392
OP went full retard. Never go full retard.
>>674843469
win xDxD
>>674843392
Thank you based OP who actually delivers.
Now offer to be her sexual slave for a week as long as you can post the pics here
>>674843392
OP!Nice 16% battery life! Hue hue hue...
*pushes glasses up nose*
What are you. Some daggit who hasn't heard of a charger?
>>674843392
And don't even think about calling the cops on me..
Hey, sorry about all that crap before, it was just a joke. Wanna grab coffee some time?
>>674843396
you hansome muh-fucka. Bet you a lady killer
If singles OP must post the pic she sent mentioned in first post. If dubs he gets to watch daredevil and try to salvage what he can. If trips OP must find a way to fix this asap and watch daredevil while fucking this whore. And finally if quads, OP must an hero.
>>674843392
Well OP it's been fun. Thanks for sacrificing this bang to give us some entertainment. Truly, thank you. And bravo.
Op went rogue
My father used to rape me, so now I'm Asexual. I still want to have children though. Will you be a surrogate for me?
>>674838539
Rolling
>>674843392
>still delivered but not seen
She probably saw "send nudes" in the new message notification and ran
>>674843880
Reroll
Kek
quads get
>>674843616
Oh so you a funny man huh
