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Here we go boys
>>674833893
You didn't mess this one up, a stunning and altogether unanticipated return to form.
>when you watchin Zootopia and can't stop crying and having an erection at the same time
>>674832612
>>674832811
But the thing was before he was talking about how another one of his friends was cute but I was cute in a little brother way. I feel like I'm in a doujin where the little sister has a crush on her big brother except I'm a boy.
>>674833815
I talk to him more regularly than others I suppose.
There were no promises, Inspector
>>674834417
#justbarrythings
>>674834457
He's testing the waters. He'd stick it in. Unless you're fat. Unless he's fat too. Then he'd totally stick it in.
>>674834525
he just up and left which is sad
>>674834569
You could promise now.
>>674834637
yeah dude
>>674834569
C-Can I still have it?
>>674834417
HAVE U SEEN A CHEF?
>>674834647
Yeah, we both do that when there are a bunch of groups.
>>674834953
Sure have friend
>>674834983
i miss the old group
>>674835132
Don't be sad that it's over, be glad that it happened.
>>674835132
There are so many damn groups now.
>>674835304
that's a good way of putting it i suppose
>>674835323
i just ignore them
>>674835497
I leave them.
Well fuck my butt and call me a cream filled donut, it was just the DVI cable.
I'm gonna try and throw the old PSU back in it and see if it was even bad in the first place.
Hurraaayy I was getting bored of minecraft
Also got nowhere in bloodborne lol
>>674835656
i don't blame you
>>674835755
FUCK BLOODBORNE
I mean I love that game, but god dammit, I _CAN_NOT_ beat the Shadow's of Yarnam
>being shit at bloodborne
>>674835706
Now you can reflect on your journey and gain wisdom.
>>674836664
B-but senpai! I've tried! I'm just not good at the vidya gaems
>>674836878
try harder
>>674836811
Nah, I'll just bitch and moan about it, forget to the return the new PSU, and 6 months from now wonder why I have so many power supplies sitting around.
How are you tonight?
>>674836007
Haven't even gotten that far. Is he just a fuckin beast or what?
>>674837107
Uhh, the correct answer is "get gud".
>>674837186
It's not a single guy, there's actually 3 of them you fight all at once. I don't want to spoil anything else, but simply put, phase 2 is a bitch for me.
I'm not great at the Souls games to begin with, but I really REALLY suck at crowd control when there's multiple dudes. So a bossfight against 3 of them is my nightmare.
>>674837170
Cooped up.
>>674837428
youre not even at that level yet, the gitting gud starts when you find this guy here
>>674836664
I mastered the shit outta DS1. I just dont know why I but I just can‘t into bloodborne like I could that game.
>>674837770
you have yet to embrace the MLG
>>674837767
:< Well that's depressing. I'm so bad at the game, I'm not even good enough to be bad enough to "get gud"
>>674837770
I love Bloodborne, but the combat style is definitely different in pace and feel. Such a shift from the other Souls games.
>>674837991
keep running headlong into that brick wall, youll push through eventually
>>674838195
Or die.
>>674837428
Aww shit sounds like a complete bitch. I fuckin hate fighting multiple enemies. I just barely got past all the weird conjuring bitches. They actually weren't that hard I'm just at a loss now as to where to go.
>>674838195
>>674838389
I'll probably die of old age before I actually beat any Souls game.
>>674837452
That sucks. Got anything you can go do?
>>674838518
I'm not a fan. But it's purely my fault, I've seen playthroughs of that boss and I don't think it's actually THAT difficult, I just suck at it. No shame, still love it.
Anyways, I haven't even seen any conjuring bitches that I recall. There's so damn many ways to go in that game, it's insanely awesome.
>>674838389
or that
>>674838587
the trick is to stack poise and fire bass cannons
>>674838587
You love dying of old age, though.
And no.
>>674837870
What is this MLG?
Major
League
Gaming
more like major league garbage lol
>>674838825
I suck at remembering to use the gun. That's probably my biggest issue. Too used to having a shield and blocking.
>>674838828
Old age is dildos.
That sucks :\ Well get drunk then.
>>674838847
the power of a minmaxed str build with high poise
7/2 lux and the 5/6 olaf tries to bitch at me for missing an ult. dumbass motherfuckers be dumb.
well, what is it
>>674839674
You have to age gracefully, like a grape turning into a raisin.
I don't want to.
>>674839735
Hey large stuff.
>>674839674
guns are for gayboys anyway
except the cannon
god i love that fucking thing
Dark room
>>674839851
So that you can develop the belly photographs?
you know what dark rooms are good for
sleeping.
>>674839851
Something's on me
>>674840130
Is it a spider? You should really make sure that it isn't a spider.
>>674840271
You can never be sure it's not a spider.
And I don't want to get old period. Although I will look forward to yelling at kids to get off my lawn.
very well crafted buttholes
>>674840723
It's kind of inconsistent to first lure children into your home and then yell at them to get off of your lawn afterwards, don't you think?
>>674840130
Is it a belly?
>>674839726
>>674839726
had to google minmax but basically a havel char?
>>674841014
Look, some guys lure kids into their house to touch their no-no's, I just want to yell at them to get the fuck out.
What's so wrong with that?
Speaking of pedophilia, I found out Jared is housed in the jail I drive by every day to work.
>>674840992
Take pride in everything you do.
>>674841453
Nice. Maybe you should visit him with your foot long.
request completed
>>674841628
You on the right, him on the left, right?
>>674841589
>ice. Maybe you should visit him with your foot long.
You flatter me.
But he got the shit beat out of him a few days ago.
>>674841803
At least he didn't get the shit beat into him. That would be pretty rough.
>>674841928
Never know, he might have been into that.
Debating on getting some dominoes pizza. Hmm should I?
>>674836007
Try playing it ng+ it's impossible
>>674841779
Para's on the left (shorter underwear), I'm on the right (Frosh typing, Para is currently occupied)
>>674842135
I like their thin crust, go for it.
>>674842121
Repacking is pretty hot, I'll give him that.
Tfw fox coming over to visit tomorrow. Will almost definitely get laid :3
>>674842135
When asking if you should get pizza or not, the answer is always yes.
>>674842237
Yeah that shit'll never happen. I've got a coworker who's fucking INSANE at the Souls games. Dude has done multiple no bonfire/no death runs.
>>674842257
>Repacking is pretty hot, I'll give him that.
I-is that a thing?
Nevermind, I seriously do not want to know.
Where is subjectivefag right now? Does anybody know?
>>674842257
Thin crust meatlovers it is.
>>674841628
qt's
>>674842252
If I make any of the comments that I want to about it you'll get angry.
>>674842422
Ew, why would you have sex with an animal?
>>674842482
I won't tell you if you don't want to know I guess.
>>674842544
I can check his skype status, unless you already have.
>>674842482
Yeah I guess that is true I just didn't want to have to go pick the damn thing up lol
>>674842853
>I won't tell you if you don't want to know I guess.
I can deal with a lot of shit, but literal shit is not one of them.
>>674843034
That's the beauty of pizza! You give them money, they will literally bring it to you!
>>674842853
I only have him on Steam.
>>674842853
go for it (<frosh)
>>674842595
Sounds like 7/10, nice.
>>674843089
He's online, I'll see if he responds.
>>674843096
I know better than that by now.
>>674843385
Thanks, Kaybe
>>674843571
[10:48:28 PM] KAYBNde \: Hey
[10:51:52 PM] KAYBNde \: Guess you're not here. Raccoon was looking for you in thread, that's all.
Sub: sorry, skyping with someone, tell martin I said hi
[10:52:38 PM] KAYBNde \: Alright. Sorry to interrupt.
>>674836007
Pro tip, Shadow Of Yharnam isn't that hard if you're super aggressive and know when to dodge. Memorize all of their attacks, and you should be fine dude.
Kaybe lied. He's never sorry.
>>674843943
Thanks for communicating.
>>674844043
I do think I play too passively. Again, used to the Dark Souls methodology of block/drop your shield! I'll try it again tomorrow and be more aggressive.
>>674843083
They don't deliver out to where I live though. So I gotta pick it up lol
>>674844133
I'm sorry that I talked to people all the time.
>>674844365
Well that sucks. I wouldn't go get it. But I'm a lazy fuck :P
>>674844751
lol me too but I'm also way to lazy to cook cause cooking fucking sucks and involves cleaning afterwards so I'll sacrifice twenty minutes for pizza x)
>>674844331
Yeah, as a huge Souls veteran, that was definitely a mentality I had to get past with Bloodborne. It's all about your agrression and what you're willing to throw yourself into to reap the rewards.
I don't want to spoil you, but you're probably going to have a bit of trouble with some of the later bosses. Keep your head high.
>>674845561
Gormet chef :3 people clean for me
>>674845561
Aww, that's not a good attitude! Cooking is awesome!!!
>>674845714
Thanks <3 I'll throw myself back into the game. Honestly it would help to maybe back track and complete some other parts of the game first, just so I'm not jumping straight into the boss fight.
>>674841628
hey, great job
>>674839806
Hey guy who's confused about how size works. How you doin?
>>674846024
Lucky you lol also how does one become a gourmet chef
>>674847153
Wishing I was tired enough to go to sleep already.
>>674847215
Become certified cook 1 year apprenticeship, 2 years chef apprenticeship, 1 year gormet international and then badda boom
>>674847609
snort some benadryl?
Thread lacks quality porn.
>>674847788
Damn that's like 5 years bet you a bomb ass cook though
>>674848224
>>674848211
I'm not going to the drugstore at this hour.
>>674848224
Ouch, you really savaged Parafirk and Frosh with that one.
>>674848335
>>674848488
Make furry porn great again.
>>674848447
I don't really know them.
>>674848470
I'll take you instead.
>>674848636
Why must you savage that which you don't understand? So typical of the white man.
>>674848615
Furry porn was never good.
>>674848732
Then we must build a wall.
>>674848730
Do they have cute butts?
>>674848789
How about a fence?
>>674848865
Why a fence?
>>674848865
Probably not.
>>674848951
I am not made of money.
>>674848307
I have a lot of friends over for that reason lol only problem is I hate going out cause I can make things for 15$ that would cost 55$
>>674848636
oh MY god you could not handle me
