Have you hooked up with any older woman/milfs? Tips on hooking up with milfs thread
bump for interest
>>674803595
Be more friendly than usual
>>674803595
Is that the milf you want to fuck?
>>674804866
>>674803595
Ask me questions I've fucked a mold before I can help?
My gf is 10 years older than me.
Before her, 8 years older than me.
I consider anything above 32 milf status.
>>674804998
no just a random pic
>>674805112
best places to meet them?
>>674805183
Okay just me friendly and if the milf is very friends with you and touches you to the shoulder and bicep she wants to fuck so give her your dick. If not try to touch her and turn her on
>>674805389
unerage b&
>>674805396
Your place maybe even the milfs place if her husband isn't home
>>674805493
in my country sexual low age is 16
>>674805534
i meant find them not where to hook up with them
>>674805534
he means where to find them and actually meet them for the first time you dumb nigger
>>674803595
At 25, I've had sex with 3 women over 35. Same as any woman really, approach with confidence, let them know they're attractive, don't be afraid to straight up ask. It's pretty good- usual more of a sex drive than younger women, but I'm not as attracted.
>>674805780
>>674805735
I found my milf at a coffee shop.
>>674805735
Bars
>>674803595
Just bring a taser and zip ties when you're out and about. When you find one that floats your boat, quick hit her with the taser, zip tie her arms together and tell her she can either take your dick or your taser but something's going inside her fun box.
Best approach I've found, although this is UK so maybe not everywhere...
I joined a dating site and copy / pasted a basic intro line to any older woman that was fuckable and within range. I'm 24 now but before I met my current GF I'd slept with probably 20 older women through that method!
>>674805613
in every country, the minimum age for b is 18
>>674804913
This.
What doesn't work on chicks your own age is exactly what works on older women; flattery and cheesy pickup lines etc. They absolutely love that shit.
The best part is that it's easy to play off. You're never really putting yourself out there to get shot down if she doesn't reciprocate.
>>674806392
nop in norway it is 16
>>674803595
Hooked up with a woman 10 yr older than me (when I was 23). At that age I had been dated several girls and got some fuckfriends, but this one definitely made a difference. Perfect figure, nice tits and a total self confidence in her sexual desires. Feeling used as sextoy (or as she used to say to me as well "to use her as my sexdoll" whenever I felt like) has never been so fucking sweet.
>>674806377
And that intro line was?
>>674806600
I struggle hadr to accept this as a fact.
>>674806600
You're a fucking retard. The minimum age for /b/ is 18. Now shut the fuck up.
>>674803595
You need to be fit and be able to talk to women well. Women in general don't like younger men. Experience is KEY with older women.
>>674806600
He means you, shitbrains. Leave. Go masturbate into a sock.
>>674807123
Norway[edit]
The age of consent in Norway is 16, as specified by the 1902 General Civil Penal Code §196: which reads: "Any person who engages in sexual activity with a child who is under 16 years of age shall be liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 6 years." Aggravating circumstances as recidivism, multiple perpetrators, and unusual degree of degradation and pain, or physical harm (including, specifically, sexually transmitted diseases) may raise the maximum penalty. stfu nigger google it
>>674807108
it is
>>674805613
sure
but a 16 year old cant just straight up fuck a 30 year old legally like that
>>674806995
I used the advantage of moving away from home for work when I was 18. I just put down some spiel about having just moved to the area, looking to meet people, chat, see what happens, etc.
Pic related.
>>674806995
gibe de pusi b0ss
>>674803595
Catch them in that post breakup heavy drinking phase.
>>674803595
Grow old with a sexy young bitch and one day you'll wake up and realize a hot milf is slobbering on your knob and all your dreams are true.
>>674807357
but one 16yr old and one 18yr old is allowed i think
Flattery and earnest compliments. State intentions early, then show humour and experience. Enjoy crazy carnal acts, a2m, armpit whatever ur into.
>>674807745
The long game.
I worked a temp job in New York for awhile with a 50 something year old boss with a bangin' body. She caught me looking at her feet several times before she called me in to her office. I spent the next several weeks of my time there staying after work to stay under her desk and suck her toes while she worked. Always ended with a foot job. Best assignment ever.
>>674807514
Uhm, yeah they can. Popular folk singer (58) dated a 16 year old for about 6-8 years when he was about 45ish. No big deal. Norway doesnt really care about the age of 18 unless it concerns alcohol or cars.
>>674808333
I think the parents have to consent
I live in Norway
>>674805407
Fucking indians
when i was 20 i pulled a 47 year old in a club, went back to her place and fucked her.
the best part?
She worked at the highschool I went to as a classroom assitant and remembered me in school. She was a great fuck, a bit on the chubby side, but was fucking wild in bed, let me do whatever i want, finger in the ass then straight in her mouth, she'd spit in mine, it was good. even made me bacon in the morning and promised not to say a thing to my then girlfriend. she was a total fucking bro.
about a year after that, i pulled another milf at the same club, she was 38, had these saggy tits and a great ass. we ended up fucking on the regular. i have a foot fetish and this bitch would let me go to town on her feet, she'd work a whole day and then fuck me at night and her feet would stink and my god it was so fucking good. she moved after a few months, still get the occasional text.
tips on pulling milfs? just go for it. that's literally it. most of them think they're passed it with guys, but when a young guy gives them some attention, they absolutely love it. treat them with respect obviously and it will pay. great fucks, most are pretty dirty and dont give a fuck like younger girls do.
Any ideas on getting milfs to my house alone? Or just alone in a place to fuck
>>674807809
Nope. We liberal as fuck. Comes with the territory of being rich, smug and self-centered. Norwegian authorities doesnt care about underage sex as long as the consenting parties are close in age. Aka if boy 16 he can fuck his 14yo gf. Or if boy is 15, he can get blown by his 17yo gf. No biggie.
here is my tips from experience.
POF never fails you might want to try it out. also "meet me" but theres a lot of crazy bitches there.
if you from the south especially florida you will
have no problem hooking up with one just go to local bars and sometimes clubs.
im 25. I been with countless milfs down here in Florida. the oldest I was with was 53.
>>674808739
Would it work on Milfs on dateapps?
How should I start convo? Just go straight that I want to meet with them?
>>674808828
Or if jamal wants to feel up blonde women at a nightclub the police will turn a blind eye to that too!
>>674808739
Second that. I was planning on sleeping with a girl I met out on a hen do but her mom was having none of it. I switched tactic and later that night got a taxi back with both of them and fucked the mom! Kek!
>>674803595
Use to hang out with a dude whos mom would always drink with us, she had a ugly face but a great pair of tits, would always feel her up while drunk, few mates even banged her, was great until one night the son started crying and spazing out saying his mom was raped, good times.
>>674808508
Yeah, well fuck you and so do I. I used to be in law enforcement and actually handled a case where a 13yo girl had a 19yo bf. She was mature for her age, he was borderline retarded. Case dismissed as no foul play.
Er ikke alt som er så jævla åpenbart som man først tror.
>>674808508
Nope. Its legal as long as the adult is not in a position of trust/ guardian/ respect/ whatever. You cannot abuse your position as a coach or teacher or leader to bed teens. Otherwise its pretty much legal
I got a blowjob from my 45 year old step-aunt.
Did her doggy in her room and came inside her.
>>674809140
No jamals in Norway. Only ahmeds and muhammeds harassing and robbing.
>>674809006
pls respond
>>674809006
>>674807530
I wouldn't go straight in with wanting to meet on a date app. Not sure what it's like where you are but most women are on there to DATE. They don't realise they want a younger guy, you have to persuade them, but if they're replying and you work at it you WILL get a fuck from it. Just don't go straight out there dick in hand. /b/ro
>>674809551
Thanks mate.
>>674809455
Jamals are the same as Ahmed mate. Jamals an arabic paki name
>>674809541
yeah it depends where you from. are you somewhat decent looking? just go on POF it never fails.
>>674803595
Ask her about her grandkids.
Several.
Okcupid was the main way, fetlife a little.
Just make sure of a few things, you DO NOT COMPLIMENT THEM before sex.
You are a man who knows what he wants and takes it, this is like a business. They want to hear that you are safe and busy. You are rigid in what you want, no "maybe's" or bending over backward to be free or accomodating.
The BEST sex of my life is with a woman that I'm still seeing, she is 40 (i'm 25) and there is just something where we keep topping ourselves. I just laid it out what I wanted, I want a regular easy sex partner, I emphasized that I don't like sleeping around because I respect my body, I want ONE primary sex partner to fill this important missing piece.
She had one past husband, and two past serious boyfriends, after the divorce she has been a workaholic for a few years.
Anyway, I have had a few and that is how I nabbed them. Good hunting!
>>674809686
K. Ive only ever met two jamals and they were dark nigs from cali and brooklyn. one did cocaine and the other knocked out a mall cop.
>>674803595
I banged a very attractive 35 year old czech hooker a couple of weeks ago, can I be of service?
>pic slightly related
>>674809624
I've done dating apps to death! Kind of miss it, kek. Just don't give up, it's a numbers game... Find 50 milfs you'd fuck and one is bound to reply and get a conversation going.
Pic related to
>>674809187
>>674803595
>Have you hooked up with any older woman/miles?
Yes.
>Tips on hooking up with milfs thread
Be clean. Be nicely dressed. Don't act like a douchbag. Be well groomed. Speak like a human being. Invest in some proper cologne (not that Axe shit, it smells like cheap room air freshener). Compliment her (as in "you look stunning", not "ayyy baby I'd hit dat sweet booty").
>>674810311
dating apps arent really that popular where im from though,
Pokies.
Sit near one and when they get a nice win congratulate them. When you get a win press the gamble button and ask her to pick red or black because she pushes you're buttons.
>DONE
>mfw it works 60% of the time, everytime.
>>674810026
well, who hasn't been there anon *wink*
Yeah I did it so often I married one. Lots a fun.
>>674806235
/tred
>>674806600
Flere nordmenn her altså?
Den sexuelle lavalder er 16 her ja, men aldersgrensen på 4chan.org/b/ er 18 år. Så at du er over den sexuelle lavalder i Norge, men ikke over aldersgrensen her på /b/ har du lite å si i ditt forsvar...
>>674809237
meowmeowmoew fuck you blahablahablha I did this and this whatever man you are not impressing anyone here you fucking tryhard
>>674804998
milf you want to fuck is a bit redundant.
fortunately i am married to one. and i fuck her brains out literally every single day. she wants sex in some form Every. Single. Day. that's my tip. marry one.
I'm 21 and dating a 35yr old. Just be confident but not too forward. You just have to show them that you are mentally more mature than your age and that you are looking for someone who is more mature mentally and not just physically. If you are half decent looking and reasonably nice most women will be pleasantly surprised that you are into them. Just don't treat them like they are 20 year old sluts, they want to feel like they are still young, but not still young in the sense that you are a predatory club rat.
>>674811645
pic?
>>674806235
I wish there was apost of the day vote for this site sometimes
>>674804998
>is that the milf you want to fuck
>mother i'd like to fuck you want to fuck
Older coworkers are the easiest and best to get.
>>674813188
Go back to rebbit
aHAHAHAH boom boooom i liek
