ITT: You have to prove that you're over the age of 18.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ITT: You have to prove that you're over the age of 18.
>>674802856
sooo... how exaclty did OP prove he is over 18 years old?
>:^)
>>674803227
boxed half life 2 BITCH CANT GET THIS ANTIQUE ANYMORE
nigga you probably just bought a physical copy off of ebay or amazon and showed it off to /b/ and said "LOLOLOL IM 18"
>>674802856
My id, driving licence and passport say I'm 30 and I tend to trust them.
>>674803485
i have same kind of case but i think that just doesn't cut it... Anything else?
>>674803571
/thread
>>674802856
No I don't have to
>>674802856
I remember the day my towns first blockbuster opened. Rented metroid for SNES
>>674802856
No one on /b/ is over 18.
>>674804382
pics or didn't happen
Same
I am white, so I don't have to.
>>674804705
that just prove you're 16+ faggot
My first game system was a brand new Sega Master System with Astro Warrior, Wonderboy and Ghostbusters.
>>674805048
I'm waiting for the hammer faggot mods, I said I'm 12.
Report me for underage fagols.
>>674802856
I remember when tupac got shot was on the news.
>>674805220
Nobody cares. Mod may be dead.
>>674805357
>I remember
underage confirmed. I've already forgotten that shit due to old age
>>674805405
If mods are dead, post illegal b& then.
I enjoy This Week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatIJlrIc_k
>>674805530
No. Don't tell me what to do.
>>674805718
Edgy. Then *don't* post illegal b& then.
>>674804949
You happy now faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNWK_Y_ibcE
I cried when i saw this scene in the cinema
>>674804964
My first console was a mega drive,
From earlier today
>>674806025
Kek
>>674806025
>that ending
>>674806256
WRONG! All the OGs had the wireless PS2 Controllers, duh.
>>674805956
ok that's convincing
>>674806149
>poor people wern't buying megadrives into the 2000s
>>674802856
Stop this crazy thing
>>674802856
I remember the release of Nintendo
>>674806025
I still cry when I watch that movie. The Iron Giant is a brilliant fucking film.
>>674806520
Huh? I got mine brand new.
I remember a time when jet fuel melted steel beams
I had a Gameboy Color and a PlayStation
I played Pokemon Red and Gran Turismo
>>674803683
post em
2000s brats are cancer to this planet
>>674805956
>being this stupid
underage, mods ban
>>674806870
Is that an external power supply?
>>674803485
Yes it does, there are plenty of special little snowflakes buying old shit to show how fucking special they are.
>HL2 box
That makes you 10 retard
>>674802856
I remember the good old days chilling out and playing split screen on the N64.
>>674807126
It's technically an internal PSU.
so far no one has proved they're over 18, good job faggots
>>674807153
So I bought HL2 right when I was born?
OK GREAT BAIT
>>674807424
Yes u came out ur moms cunt and bought that thing
gotta be at least 21 to get this
can't really think of anything to timestamp
>>674807597
wewlad alcohol
that shit can be obtained at 14 with a fake id or someone older buys it for you
>>674807393
Must be a bunch of time traveling niggers in here then
>>674807597
KEK
>>674807754
>tissues in the background
>>674807754
How many tissues left?
>>674807801
same as everything timestamped ITT idiot
every kid can just take it from father's, older brother's room duh
>>674807597
>Barbecue Sauce
>>674807153
niggers posting HL2 need to step the fuck up.
>>674807801
BBQ sauce
>>674806843
Well, battery in my camera is dead.
>>674807597
No, you have to know polish people
How is showing your brothers vidya prove ur 18. The fact u had to make this thread shows your Underaged.
Sage in all directions
>>674808028
broooooooooo
my childhood is those boxes
I can still remember going out and getting this for my 8th birthday. This was my first Game Boy, I wish It's charger worked.
>>674802856
only way you are proving you are over 18 is if you have a porno mag from B.4C.
damn I aint touched one since the early 00's
>>674807882
>>674807935
I like how every kid points this out
I don't give a fuck, they stand there when people visit us, family, in-laws etc.
here is another old picture
I am not over 18, I am 18.
>>674808005
Used to have another HL1 CD but i am uncertain where that is right now
>>674808399
As if they didn't jack off less than half an hour ago
>>674808539
Too bad, you have to prove you are over 18 in this thread
>>674808383
chargers for everything are easiest to obtain
devices broke and people are left with chargers
>>674808585
More like 2, but ok
>>674806870
does knowing that some of the images on the wall is from rainbow island from the commodore 64 and walker from amiga 1200 prove that I am over 18. I had both of those games
>>674807754
Nice cumbowl /b/ro
>>674802856
I remember when Michael Jackson was black.
lol get on my level
posting a video gamed doesnt make you 18
I bought Beatles albums when they were new.
>>674808677
dubs has spoken
See for yourself.
Dunno how I'd prove it, any suggestions?
What now fags
>>674802856
>>674808327
Lots more where they came from, but big oldschool boxes so they are all broken down and in storage.
>>674806870
It's technically the Amiga version of Rainbow Islands but yeah I think that proves it.
>>674808399
I have tissues at my desk, but it's for a running nose only.
>>674809019
Review of theme hospital, oh my god
>>674808970
length of pee pee
>>674809034
Shiiiieeet my account is only 10 years
Still works lost all the games I had for it except some Pokemon game
>>674808812
posting picture found on the internet either
>>674809059
>>674808751
Sorry that was for you.
>>674809198
Faggot
>>674809177
Yeah, I bought it, iM1A2 Abrams, and I76 because of these reviews.
>>674808399
kek got the exact same chair
>>674806870
comfiest setup ive seen
>>674809007
>>674806870
Goddamn I miss my Amiga 2000.
>>674808399
wow you really love deus ex.
>>674802856
Fairly easy
>>674809007
Comin up in here lookin like Pinky and the Brain. Niggas be like "What we gun do today, Brain?" "Nigga, same we do eeryday. The fuck you think we gun do, nigga"
>>674809215
tits.
>>674806870
I like that superfrog
>>674806475
what the fuck is a OG? old gamers?
>>674806256
>>674809215
what the fuck are you wearing
>>674806870
Poor amiga cd32, all white is soo ugly!! are you from europe? so much amigas
>>674809254
well I proved my age status just by my gaming knowledge. zx spectrum was the first computer I played, amiga 1200 was the first computer I bough with my own money and walker was one of my favorite games on it. also loved hunter first sandbox game I played.
syndicate was the first game I ever bought with my own money
>>674809680
A jumper?
The Ps1 and snes games are under
>>674809671
You don't belong in this thread.
>>674809837
Are you from Germany or something? Who still wears shit like that?
>>674810003
You're a fucking muppet.
>>674809856
yehboiiii the old drawer filled with ps1 games
My first computer was a Commodore 64.
>>674809341
I don't anymore, it was killing my back
also got new PSU and better PC case
>>674810003
>What is fashion?
>>674802856
proof
>>674809671
This is prove you're over 18 not under, newfag
>>674809741
Yeah I don't like it. It was done by a previous owner.
>>674809757
Love all those games. Just bought my first brand new Amiga game in more than 20 years!
Pic taken yesterday.
>>674808399
couldnt you find any crapiest speakers or what?
>>674810096
Trim your fucking fingernails, take a shower and wash your face. Just looking at that pic I can tell you smell like cheese. Fuck's sake, anon.
before cd-roms:
>please insert disk 3 of 5 and press ENTER to continue
>>674802856
I completed Jazz Jackrabbit 2 on every difficulty
>>674809680
Drug rug/Baja hoodie and some basketball shorts
I pay a mortgage.
>>674808005
Are those pictures of you getting your dick sucked on your desktop
>>674810260
Not even her fagnugget but you're still a muppet.
>>674802856
can't cuz i'm 14 :-)
>>674810283
>playing final shitantasy
>>674810096
>>674807754
>if tony stark was a basement dweller
>>674810336
I wish, Man.
I voted for GHWB when I was 18.
>>674808383
>>674810374
you done made the greatest 4ch mistake of your entire life kiddo
>>674810486
>superstar saga
muh nigga
>>674810184
dunno, I wasn't looking while those still work for 15 years
use headphones most of the time anyway
>>674810260
Took a shower today and why tf would I smell like cheese
>>674810160
>my first brand new Amiga game
how, what, where, do you mean second hand or something.
I'm assuming you are a collector. I have owened nearly every console from spctrum onwords but i'm not a collector, I sell them or give them away when I am finished with them.
I do miss my amiga though, I saved up for ages for that and had loads of games.
one of those proof of hard work paying off as a youth.
>>674802856
I'm one of the kids in that article
>>674802856
i remember traci lord, and disaster challenger
>>674810387
>before cd-roms
>final fantasy
nigger i was referring to floppies, nice reading comprehension
>>674810816
ill flop your penis into your own asshole kiddo
>>674808191
Got some of my battery back.
Here's my old blood donor's card.
Man op really showed us...
>>674808928
isnt this illegal?
Easy
>>674804382
I rented an N64 back in the day, came with a cool assed carry case and a few games. Ended up keeping it because the details in my membership card were all made up
>>674810721
It was released last month. You can download it for free but I paid 10 quid for the hard copy. Came on a 880K floppy too!
I'm not a collector really. I just don't sell my stuff. The Amiga 4000 was only bought last year though. I have my other consoles in the same room in a display unit.
I do collect Atari Lynx games though.
>>674808770
>contains a cracker
>cumbowl
>pick one
>>674810452
thank you, I always thought of my goatee more like rapist - walther white bullshit
My shotty
>>674810930
what? posting social security number?
Rocko's Modern Life.
Here you go
>>674810854
as long as your mom is done with it you fucking man-licker
>>674810562
I love the game I beat it once evey other month
>>674811103
My $35K in camera gear (some of it)
This work?
>>674811231
Woah dont make me suck your dads dick so i can spit on you while you sleep kiddo
>>674811173
yes
>>674811289
go back to making peaceful quisine
>>674811289
I would like to get into photography too.
>>674811289
Got any pics of Jupiter or Saturn?
>>674811289
That's just a fucking huge waste of money and not proof.
>>674810858
the fuck is that piece of shit?
>>674811089
how and why are people making amiga games I did not know people were making anything from old stuff like that.
thats quite amazing actually, must be a niche type of thing for nostalgic reasons.
>>674811426
I sure do, but with telescopes, not lenses.
All my images are Google cached and can be reverse image searched, and I don't wanna be doxxed.
>enjoy a cringe shot instead
>>674811675
Ballin
>>674811486
That "huge waste of money" makes me 90K per year... and it's just my hobby / side job, as well.
BTW, lenses hold between 50 and 90% of their value for decades... so it's actually an investment, especially super telephotos.
Tfw if collapsed lungs happened one year early coulda been in a sick kids place :(
>>674811675
what is the photography for hobby or work?
>>674811877
what do you MEAN sick kids "place"
>>674811842
Yay me toooo
>>674811569
The Amiga still has a decent scene esp in Europe. Hardware is still being made (CPU cards etc).
My 1200 can play 192Khz MP3s and can use VGA res' on a VGA monitor without flickering or interlace. It's also got 12 gig storage in it.
>>674811675
Also, I am this fag:
>>674808028
>>674809019
Was sticking with the vidya theme, but then some faggot posted a shotgun.
>>674812058
You seem alright anon
>>674811995
gameboy crew
Gameboy advanced sp
This is like 14 years old
>>674811981
He means the kids ward, he'd be 18 here, had he been 17 he'd have been with them.
>>674811675
fuck is that 12" scope?
I have a shitty 6 inch celestron nexstar but I have a few images of Sat and Jup etc. Only Alt-Az though so no DSOs apart from Orion Neb.
Nice setup!
>>674811103
nice
I've made a decision to buy this classic today, they still come cheap
itt: faggots who think having access to old video game / console proves they're over 18
>>674811917
Hobby is wildlife, but I have been taking stock photos (ugh) for about 15 years.
At first, stock photos were just to fund my photography hobby, but the revenue quickly surpassed that around 2001.
Anyway, keep posting old games... I wanna see some more.
>>674812278
Nice spas.
>>674809680
Hippie clothes.
>>674812326
Yeah to be honest I don't really get it, you can buy it online or have it given to you as a gift.
>>674811981
Sick kids the hospital you fuck
>>674812242
It is 11", but I have a 14" Meade in storage.
I really should sell it... I never use it. 11 is plenty. Also, it is a fork mount, which is crap for astrophotography. That CGEM mount is much better.
Thanks, man... and 6" is fine. 8 is optimal IMO, if portability is essential.
Windows XP blew my mind
>>674802856
Wewlad
>>674812140
Thanks, I like to think so.
>easygoing is the only way
>>674812007
learn something new every day, i been googling i now. I never knew it had such a following.
I'm a gamer and have been since a little kid, I just move with the times and rarely play older games. it's quite surprising that the amiga has a following at all, I'm guessing it can't do anything a modern PC can't do.
>>674811877
How much do you weigh and how tall are you? My boyfriend's lung collapsed twice so I know that feel.
>>674812168
Camera still work
>>674802856
My first OS was DOS 5.0 and Windows 3.1
I remember this game 'mario' on the 'nintendo' game computer
>>674812716
Tall and skinny, i dont know specifics. I actually was misdiagnosed and ones been shotty for over a year, before the other one gave away and here i am :(
>tfw you cant even laugh cause it hurts too much
>>674802856
>implying the original release wasn't on 5 CD's
nice try, I do have 1 of the first copies at home
>>674812326
this
If I was at my parents house I could take a picture of their old tape recorder and pretend I'm over 50.
>>674812942
Wow anon. This makes me feel. I hope it gets better for you.
>>674812942
Wait so you've had both lungs go down?
>>674812846
Wrong! Anybody who really played that game would say, "Super Mario Bros." and "NES" or "Nintendo Entertainment System."
>>674809493
That was my shit. Had the expansion pack and everything man used a lot of my time on d2
![IMG_20160319_201956356[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LEznBFj.jpg "IMG_20160319_201956356[1].jpg")
Am I old yet?
>moar old PC games, pls
>>674812713
It'll never do what a PC can do but it's my fav machine. I've got both my 1200 and 4000 online too!
>pic related
>>674813209
Currently my left is 90% collapsed, left one is the one thats been shotty for a year and is only 20% collapsed, leaving me with around 40% lung capacity
The one that collapsed most was infront of my heart too, all the air had escaped and was compressing it, giving me an average resting beat of around 120bpm. It actually couldve stopped my heart from overworking at anypoint the doctors said
kek
>>674813237
You're talking out of your ass mate. Everyone just said "Mario" and "Nintendo" back in the late 80's.
>>674813636
Right has been shotty for a year**
>>674803485
But how exactly does this prove you're over 18? Me and my brother had this, I'm 22 but he's 17.
What's your point again?
>>674813720
this
>>674813720
Omg, dublado!
>>674813720
I always loved the smell of VHS!
>>674813583
sweet, Im sure you dont need anti virus no ones coding virus for amiga lol
I was just looking at some of the old games for amiga, was giving me a bit of feels from y childhood, games I forgot about.
was probably one of my pest coputers too.
I always feel we are spoilt for choice for games now because of over saturation. in those days games were really innovative. Not all good, just very creative.
>>674813942
With 4 years I coulndt read
>>674809495
I zozzled
>>674814329
Got another ones, they smell funny
>>674813373
Lets try that without showing the security feature with my full fucking name.
>>674806475
The wireless controllers sucked dick, and you'd know it if you had one.
>>674807393
Damn, you must be extremely new
>>674811289
http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/camera-lenses/af-s-nikkor-600mm-f4g-ed-vr.html
>holy shit
>>674814332
Yeah I tend to play old games more than modern these days. Just takes me right back to when I was 11. Amiga celebrated its 30th anniversery last year so I had the opportunity to meet some greats at an event in the UK. Esp RJ Mical (he also co-invented the Atari Lynx and 3DO). Also Allister Brimble who did loads of Team 17 game music like Superfrog and Alien Breed.
You can probably guess where I'm from too
Driver
I still play heroes of might and magic 3 and dungeon Keeper 2, does that count?
>>674815405
OMFG I LOVE HEROES OMM III
>>674806870
This is pretty impressive.
>>674808983
Wut? Wii, AA battery and crackers? How does any of that prove anyrhing
>>674807192
Matrix level was the shit
>>674815603
Hell yeah, that game is still cash. But the HD remake is a fucking cash grab, I was super disappointed. Thought it was going to be kinda like AOE 2 HD.
>>674802856
I have a boxed Ultima 8, boxed daggerfall...
No idea where they are.
>>674814937
Eastern Canada you frenchie fuck
I'm 25, started going to 4chan when I was 17.
Sad thing is I'm probably older than like 90% of the posters here now.
>>674816007
Hell the fact that you know of dagger fall makes you at least 16/17~
way over 18
>been banned 100's of time on BBS's before 4chan started
>diploma 1994
>AAS degree 1995
>1st cellphone was a camera-less flip-phone
>gray hairs in beard
>I am a wizard
>can't post a pic because can't find floppies for my Sony Mavica anymore
>>674815294
I love this game
>>674816171
I'm 30 so don't worry, you can't be as sad as I am.
>>674816196
I was 12 when it was released
>>674816031
Half right, I'm not a dirty frenchman though
>>674816674
I'm 36 in 11 days.
I don't even know when this game was originally released, but I've played it as a little kid
>>674802856
>>674802856
>>674816992
1997.
Looks like a pre-command and conquer/civilisation game.
>>674816992
So Basic Lee you were a little kid something between 1997 and 2016. What does that prove?
played this so hard i got blisters on my thumb
I had a max level assassin in Diablo 2, online. Played a necro offline but an assassin with a 3 socket maul was too easy to collect ears.
>>674806870
>Xbox 360 games
>>674817802
What? There was no "assassin" in Diablo 2.
>>674817855
I also have ZX Spectrum games from 1982!
Used to play this a lot when i was little.
>>674818007
Lord of destruction expansion. Added druid and assassin. Before it i was paladin online.
>>674802856
I remember when phones had cords, fax machines were still legitimately useful and you still weren't legally allowed to buy things on Sunday.
>>674818398
Well to be fair my last 3 jobs have all had fax machines.
>>674818198
Oh I see. We played Diablo 2 via LAN with kids in the block. There was AFAIK no expension pack at that time and internet was expensive as fuck. Used to play as barb or sorc. This one kid who played as pali was a faggot.
>>674818493
So does mine. I said LEGITIMATELY useful. In a world of common, reliable, cheap internet connections and email, the fax machine is utterly obsolete.
>>674818670
Paladin was too easy. I wasn't great at that kind of game yet so it was like training to me. Buffs all day.
Yer all babies
>>674818832
My last job was at a mortuary and crematorium. There was a lot of paperwork that needed to be seen by a lot of people so fax worked well.
>>674819050
fuck.
Wrong pic.
>>674805956
i don't think i've ever actually laughed while on /b/. best post ever, hands down.
Of course I'm over 18.
>>674810128
>you have to be over 18 to own a firearm
Where do you live? Some kinda cuck state?
>>674805956
This game still gets updates, dumbass
>>674819152
Email would work better. Everyone who needs to see it still sees it, but without wasting paper, ink, or the money used to actually buy a fucking fax machine in 2016.
>>674802856
90's kids only fucking new fags
I remember having to get off the computer to make phone calls...
>>674810128
Vape, rock star, shity Chinese RDS, yup this guy isn't even 18. Those are probably airsoft
>>674802856
>>674819791
That just means you live in hicksville
Am i Cool?
>>674811289
Dildos?
>>674819870
is that a dungeons and dragons game?
>>674819870
Westwood is the best wood. EA can burn.
>>674819913
No. Why do you ask?
>>674819896
Or AOL was all anyone had in 1997
>>674819913
Oooh, old-timey Runescape! The best that '07 could offer, genuinely.
>>674802856
>Goldeneye is over 18 years old
>Sim City is 27 years old
>Super Mario Bros. is over 30
>People posting are younger than both
Hold me.
>>674820031
it's like 10 years I didn't open that game, I forgot that shit !
>>674817296
>1997
>Pre-command and conquer/civilisation
wut
>>674817352
Born '93
>>674820601
I think he's just saying it looks like what came before
>>674808921
Is that the dude who made the DAM DAY video?
>>674820120
the AOL chats were fucking hilarious
>>674808928
Almost
>>674820723
pic or didn't happen
>>674803485
what if this is your brother's half-life? you aren't proving shit
I had a 56k modem in grade school. After high scool we upgraded to a dedicated service line (DSL)
I also used to play Oregon Trail off one of these...
