REKT THREAD
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REKT THREAD
>>674783695
kek
Cmon post som
>>674784296
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>674783695
>>674784773
moar
>>674783695
>tequila
>salt & lemon
faggot
>>674784773
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674785710
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>674785071
sauce?
>>674783695
http://imgur.com/X7Cpnen
>>674786908
you tried
>>674785437
Tequila suicide
>>674785148
wait what?
>>674786908
>>674785951
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
>>674785071
With sound? YT ?
>>674788012
cute :>
>>674785047
I was attacked as a kid by a german shephard. It gives me great joy to watch this over and over. that blood flow. awesome!
>>674789850
>>674789274
>Was attacked by a German Shepherd.
Okay you little Nigger.
Only Nig nogs get attacked by police dogs.
>>674790371
>>674789274
Kek. If it rhymes then its true kid.
>>674785071
Sauce please, I need to cash in on Leddit karma
>>674786114
>>674789013
Okay fags, I literally googled "skinheads and muslims beat up gays"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1ZuFvEtno
>>674785381
Ok Allah, I see what you did there
>>674791022
Nice browser history
>>674789274
>>674785047
heres the vid
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=483_1427898354&comments=1
>>674791139
Is that a compliment? Thanks anon
>>674783695
But for why?
>>674788764
>dat filename
kek
>>674785047
story? this looked like an accident
>>674791413
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=483_1427898354&comments=1
that was so good. Fuckn shitty fuckn breed of a dog. The scar on my back is still there 20 years later.
>>674791854
I got fooled
>>674783695
Fucking lost
>>674792054
You fucking deserved it and you know it.
>>674792351
Good way to get rid of your puppy litter
>>674792351
>>674787520
>>674785710
samefag
>>674784773
I agree with you
>>674785381
That last faggot that slid down like some kind of action hero and tried to retrieve the chair.
Also, story.
>>674792351
I want to see it get swallowed. Any more webms of sneks eating things?
>>674788764
Reminds me of the Hunger Games
>>674792351
thsts pretty gnarly
>>674792351
why waste perfectly good dog meat on a pet snake?
>>674791587
Anytime my friend. <3
>>674792700
underrated filename
>>674791854
samefag
>>674793084
Yeah you'll need it in the wasteland
>>674785381
This made me so happy
>>674793310
>>674788764
>red cross
lol
>>674785381
Good. the less muslims the better.
>>674785148
Kek
>>674785148
I don't understand
>>674793448
Aren't you supposed to punch them in the nose or bite them in the nose or something?
>>674784773
You must be new
>>674791854
fixt
>>674793448
Give this man an oscar.
>>674793840
"TAKE THIS BEAR!"
*throws a fucking stick and rock*
>>674793692
Yeah, but if bear is mauling you screaming mommy or god help will be only thing on your mind
>>674785381
did that man in the end slip on someones head?
>>674788942
ما هي اللعنة عليك فقط سخيف يقال عني، كنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في منطقة - تنظيم، وشاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية في البحرية، ولدي أكثر من ثلاثمائة وأكد يقتل. انا تدربت في الحرب المقدسة وأنا قناص في العليا قوات المسلحة المتمردة بأكملها. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف تمحو لعنة لك بدقة أمثال وهو أمر غير مسبوق على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة بلدي سخيفة. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم أنا على شبكة الاتصالات جواسيس سرية في جميع أنحاء الاتحاد الأوروبي وبروتوكول الإنترنت الخاص بك ويتبع الآن من قبل حتى الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة تستطيع، يرقة. العاصفة التي تدمر الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة تدعو حياتك. أنت سخيف الموتى، وطفل رضيع. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان، في أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا هو مجرد اليد العارية. أنا لم يتدرب فقط على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من السلطة المقدسة للدولة الإسلامية، وسيتم استخدامها إلى أقصى حد للقضاء على بائسة مؤخرتك من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليلا القرف. ما لم تتمكن من معرفة ما هي عقوبة مقدس لديك "الذكية" تعليق صغير على وشك اسقاط لك، ربما كنت قد عقدت لسانك ومثير للسخرية. ولكنك لا تستطيع، لم تقم بذلك، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، وكنت غدمن] احمق. فإن الغضب القرف جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. أنت كافر ميت سخيف.
>>674784773
this pasta is lame
>>674783695
Fuck off with your newfag boring threads Op
You need to learn how to hack more and lurk more and become a true old fag like me. Been on 4chan for a.year now
Dont just come on the chan like that and post like you know what your doing.
God I miss the old 4chan days
>>674784773
>pasta
fuck off
>>674788012
>
<3
fucking kek, more m8s
>>674794309
Don't lie, you haven't killed anyone.
>>674793448
BEARS R DANGEROUS
>>674788713
>file name
Kek
>>674793310
have this with sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfd8iZ0e4zM
>>674789274
Nigga being a nig nog gets checked by a dog. Nigga hates all dogs even good ones. Nigga gonna always be nigga.
You were the chosen one, Anakin!
>>674789274
even that dog knew you are a disgusting faggot
>>674794018
Det där är en kran.
>>674785381
>mattress in the pool
>>674794978
nah, dogs are just trashy animals for trashy people.
>>674795125
Yep.. that is a crane.
>>674784773
Triggered
>>674795424
wow dood. you're funny.
>>674793692
i think thats the sharks
>>674795424
>>674789274
calling bs. German shepherd attacked yet you still have hands/fingers to type.
Maybe he just barked at you a little... pussy
>>674795594
not the same guy.. implying dogs only attack hands and arms. you're an idiot. stfu and kys.
>>674795371
Then we know.
>>674783695
...w-what
>>674795545
sharks have noses?
>>674794018
*saved*
Always wondered how these were built
>>674784773
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be taught by the devil himself in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled picture tube and wires? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my hidden fleet o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>674792351
poor pupper
>>674783695
He... sniffed that salt?
god
>>674783695
+=====================DOX INFO=====================+
Name: Jeroen Lieverse
Year Of Birth: 1995
Country: Netherlands
City: Ijsselstein
Province: Utrecht
Address: Gruttoweide 6
Postal: 3403AG
mail: [email protected]
+==================ADDITIONAL INFO=================+
Usernames: Nightcodex
let's raid this pedophile on twitch
>>674795637
So that's what Predator has been up to
>>674793084
Fuck off chink
>>674794393
>oldfag
>1 year
Pick one.
>>674783695
Omg it's killing me, wtf is that called. I can't quite remember! It's a something shot I'm pretty sure
>>674783695
>Germany
REKT²
>>674795890
He had no idea what was going on... poor little thing :(
>>674791854
>>674795884
sheeiiiiiit
>>674794309
Sandnigger
>>674795884
cs_italy
>>674794309
dune coon
>>674795999
trips, check em
>>674793310
Any % to survive this?
>>674794966
I think you mean Owen Lars. Guy was an asshole anyway
>>674796508
impressive
>>674785381
looks like one of the rooms around the Hajj
pilgrimage is a bitch
>>674794960
kek
>>674788012
that road kill
did he dieded ?
>>674793986
>>674795999
done. can't understand shit what hes saying tho
>>674794958
Not allowed on /b/
>>674785047
Oooh no
>>674796526
About a 0% rip. Makes for a great rekt thread clip tho
>>674788713
Hey.
How'd you get those track marks on your face ?
>>674795101
holy shit, story?
>>674796899
awhhh nah
>>674795223
>>674795999
how do you know hes a pedo?
>>674795101
what month and day did this happen?
>>674796526
he survived, somehow
>>674796887
Nothing of note, he's speaking my language (Dutch)
>>674796210
blacklivematter
nigger throw a dog out of a building
>>674797089
anonymous did this
and i want a raid
>>674795424
without sound its really not that bad
>>674792700
Why was someone filming ?
Also, checked ...
>>674793310
He survived that, lol
>>674795834
yes https://blobsvc.wort.lu/picture/d98e20629bfddf7a34ee2926122b90ec/577/356/wortv3/a7740e077e286bbcba3b9510d93e7efd50b61c99
>>674796526
he did
>>674795822
did he die?
>>674793613
It's just a prank, bro.
>>674784773
>>674796253
>>674796385
to this day the baby clothes rolling out of the car give me great joy
>>674783695
Is that Jimmy Page?
I thought he'd be able to handle his liquor.
>>674792351
That is actually fucking awful
>>674792351
>He a good snek! He dindu nuffin!
>>674795999
I orderd some food for him
>>674795884
how/why the hell did that guy go under the table?
>>674792700
dat filename
>>674792351
Oh fuck I did not want that to happen
>>674796526
he actually survived
>>674796140
Kek lost
>>674793869
You must be newer, or I've been b8ed
>>674795218
old fag reporting in
>>674796144
is this what i think it is, like people welcoming sandnigger refugees into their country?
>>674783695
It's called tequila suicide.
>>674797416
>did he die
>>674789274
Fuck you Ryan
You deserved it
>>674793986
kek
>>674785148
kek
>>674797486
Should of had a V8!
>>674796136
Swedish tequila
>>674796144
I hate this fucking world.
>>674797352
well sheeit
>>674796454
>Hey Freddie, Mercury?
>>674793986
kek
>>674795342
wtf was the car filled with methane ?
>>674793448
There's something so terrifying about the way a bears entire body like, shakes or quivers when it's mauling something.
>>674796385
fun fact - no one died
>>674797575
On this day you have officially been awarded " inbred cunt of 2016"
>>674796075
Satire:
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
>>674796526
yeah, he survived. Fell in about 10 feet of snow, broke lots of bones, got to ride in an ambulance
>>674797900
I remember this, this was in mexico
>>674788012
Thats fucking disgusting
>>674797629
i would fuck her dead body
>>674797095
Where taco bell meat comes from kek...
>>674797680
No "WASTED" overlay?
>>674797129
9 november
>>674795594
everyone knows german shepherds only go for the ass. that's why only faggots own them
>>674792351
Saw the first second i was like nope.
>>674795052
>filename
>>674788764
explosion looks like a dick
>>674796144
Exterminate the untermensch and I don't mean the rapeugees
>>674798505
he should have worn a a mortal kombat scorpion mask
>>674794767
>wants to commit suicide
>jumps onto water
Gj there pally
>>674797993
lunatic ice pick ?
>>674795481
probably the best way to go. Fast, painless. It's nice really.
>>674795729
>>674796024
What was wrong with the water?
This is actually me. The white is my nose bone.
>>674798004
germany mate.. germany....
>>674783695
kamikaze shot
>>674797993
>the struggle
>>674798174
what? Was a legitimate question
>>674798995
im surprised that faggot actually got it in
guess blood is good lube
>>674796423
Nice kek
>>674795828
>oh man that was so close, what a luc-
>>674797993
sauce?
Best valentines card I got.
Only valentines card I ever got....
>>674792351
I thought there could be a small chance that they were just bros. Disappointed.
>>674792351
Find animal rekt hilarious. Even with children. Can't stand animal
>>674795481
fuck...
>>674795424
SCREAMER ALERT
>>674795424
Would be better if it had sound. This just gave me a headache.
>>674796508
black unicorn
>>674798743
shit i hoped the guy would fight him back and stab him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cyK66a6_tqU
>>674794822
Oh my god is he dead?
>>674792054
Little bitch still butthurt a dog owned him 20 years ago, fucking kek
>>674789274
>I wonder who could be behind this post
>>674799329
>>674797993
I don't think he quite knew what people meant when they said how good "eating ass" is.
>>674796144
>>674798004
Technically, if you let them in, this is the only way to stop them taking over.
If you treat them like shit, you will only get shit.
So its either this or no refuges at all.
