Waifu claiming thread. Version whatever
>the ride never ends
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Judy hops claimed!
Obligatory claim.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claim Marisa
>Best German Cv Claimed
>>674778689
Wait wut ?
Im not even ....
>>674779185
Ebola Chan will never die as long as people remember her.
Ebola Chan claimed
Shiki claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Ruri is 2nd
>>674778979
I'm just teasing
>wink
My job is usually pretty boring. Even when it's busy I feel like I've done an hour of work and it's been 10 minutes
Sanya Claimed
>>674779257
>Can't believe I took that b8
Hanako is, and will be, mine forever ya´ll niggas best deal yo
also where my katawabros at
claimed. this might be my last thread cos i really should sleep.
>>674779356
you posted that exact picture yesterday in the same thread. the joke is old and hasnt ever been funny.
>>674779610
So did he draw the circle before putting the chair there or?
Darjeeling claimed, you Anons listening to anything?
Currently listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIY36UbDbQQ
Ayy
What have I missed?
>claimed
claimed,
also I replied to ruby,miho, and someone who's name I don't know in the old thread
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Day 6 or 7, I've lost count. Maybe we should have a permanent promotion for ice cream?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away.
/waifu/ census:
How many languages can you speak to a point where you could hold a basic conversation?
still hanging around but now its time to go and grab some level ups
seeya later
I win, again.
Mobile is killing me. Also apparently it's Chinese food night now
Sup
>Rubyanon
>>674779681
Shut up it makes him feel unique, isn't it illegal to bully special snowflakes?
Fuck off you bigot
Nadek Snekgoku claimed.
>>674779824
Not much as far as I know.
Here to claim the glorious Goatfu, the greatest of the caring waifus.
>>674779761
Looks like it, yeah.
>>674779799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWHkYfYo7E4
>>674779799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaNgcLyNo4c
>>674779681
>Implying I care
For pats and bauxite.
>>674779152
shinatsuhiko claimed
>>674779849
ayy neo's here
whats up
as for languages, i can confidently converse in English, Japanese, Korean, German, and a little bit of spanish. Learning Mandarin now.
mashiro claimed
>>674780046
i swear. 3 times now. I really should go.
>>674779799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQ6E1v2Rq4
>>674779849
Can I have more malted french people?
>>674779849
I'll take small honky sea whales
>1 language
>i'm american
>>674780111
Don't forget to bring those trips with you.
>>674780044
Good taste, though I prefer Juri all yzqs are great.
cancer is already claimed i see
>>674779908
thats better than pizza night in my opinion
>>674779968
>>674779974
>>674780155
Nice choices
>>674780111
Nice trips, have a nice day or night.
>>674779849
Can only speak english.
>>674779849
Two scoops of strawberry!
I can barley speak one without fucking up halfway through
>English, Italian (Napolitano Dialect) and maybe some Spanish and French
>>674779799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF2UauLtZag
>>674779849
AWWWWW JISSSSS
Taking the best licorice ice cream you got
I guess Latvian (primary) English (2nd) Russian (3rd)
>>674779530
Hey Shiki !
>>674779849
Hymm lest think about that
English , German , Polish , Rus and some French i think xD
>>674779908
Again unhealthy food >?
So where's the guy getting ignored?
>>674779268
?
>>674779616
>I'm just teasing
S-stop then, y-you baka!
>Even when it's busy I feel like I've done an hour of work and it's been 10 minutes
It better pay well then, because if not, I feel sorry for you
>>674779666
Hi satanic Hana, Akira's here with us >>674779670
>>674779799
>Girls un Panzer Katyusha
Another favourite of mine, dammit Darj!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUrbCVxmoI
>>674779837
Don't use thumbnails
>>674779849
Lemon.
Spanish, English, French (and Catalan in case you count that joke as a language)
PS: I've finished RWBY and damn Neo, just damn
>>674779849
Well I can speak English I did learn German ages ago but I am very rusty.
>>674779799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wOeXhXDNcM
>>674780569
Forgot pic, FUCK!
>>674779849
I'll have another Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft.
Consistently? only in Spanish.
>If I tried to fluently hold a conversation in English I'd stutter like a retard.
>>674779854
See ya, anon.
>>674779849
Ye good old English and Polish.
>>674779670
>>674780569
holy shit didnt even notice hiya guys how are you
>>674779849
English. Never bothered to learn another language.
>>674780567
Probably off somewhere else begging for some more attention.
>>674779849
English and Dani´sh, can also do some stock phrases in french.
>>674780416
>>674780569
>>674780615
Nice choices Anons
>>674779849
English and Spanish
>>674779849
I will take two scoops of vanilla with chocolate dolphins thanks!
>can only speak 2 languages
>>674780569
>S-stop then
Never, you're too adorable hehe
>better pay well
Eh, minimum wage. It's only part time to earn a stable living
>>674780569
Just realized I never replied to earlier but I had no clue Vol. 4 is in July! I'm excited for when it comes out now!
>Too bad I'll be at boot camp
>It'll be a great return gift
>>674780493
I'll be fine. A cheat day is good every so often
>do cheat weeks count?
>>674780749
well i did technically post after you posted first so yeah. I'm doing pretty good but I'm a bit tired right now. how are you?
>>674781071
Aaaand forgot pic
>smooth move
>>674780046
>>674780111
God damn. So many languages and you pull trips? Are you sure you're not a robot?
>>674780177
Trip scoop of malted frenchies in a tub with little white flags on the side.
>>674780188
You just want a tub of white chocolate dolphins...?
>>674780384
Double scoop coming up.
Hey, at least you can speak some different languages. More than me.
>>674780416
Double scoop of licorice just for you, Syn.
I've been meaning to learn Russian so I can talk to my team mates on CSGO confidently.
>>674780493
God damn Graf, when did you learn those?
>>674780569
Lemon coming up.
I. Know. Neo is just a tiny ball of psychopathic, Mary Poppin', ass kicking fun!
>>674780633
Instruction are too complicated. Can you simplify them for us?
>>674781048
Two scoops coming up.
Which two languages are those?
((Will be tallying up the languages spoken.))
>>674781313
Im sure you already know all you need for cs:go
>>674781176
grand! multi tasking like a mofo but otherwise fine
man i havent been in a waifu thread for like a month feels way off like
>>674781313
English and French!
>>674781313
Thanks Neo
>>674781048
Hi Stocking
Why don't you post this shit in the anime section
This is why u don't have a girlfriend
So we have
English
13
Japanese
1
Korean
1
German
3
Spanish
5
French
4
Italian
1
Latvian
1
Russian
2
Polish
2
Danish
1
Sure are a talented bunch of people.
>>674781744
dont think they want us either tbh
>>674781519
Blyat and I can sing parts of Katyusha. Is that enough?
>>674781760
No Anon, there are a few reasons why I don't have a Girlfriend.
Imma' himestack fan.
>>674781313
I'm INTJ so I just have an easy time focusing on things I enjoy. Language learning is something I just dedicate a bit of time to each day. It's mostly because I've got some friends who are native to each language I speak and it just makes communicating easier on them.
>>674781744
iirc there's stricter rules on avatarfagging in /a/
>>674781760
What's your excuse?
>>674781584
Hi there Galko!
How are you doing?
>>674781313
Thanks Neo!
How've you been Neo?
>internet sucks here
Claimed
>>674782087
4 times. that's it im out. later all!
>>674781760
Im sure there is more than this
>>674781905
Add a little bit of Cyka and you are all set
>>674780749
Doing great, thanks for asking. How are you?
>>674781048
>Never, you're too adorable hehe
L-like I care! W-what you say w-won't af-fect me
>minimum wage. It's only part time to earn a stable living
Well, at least you have an income then, if it pays the bills it'll have to suffice
>>674781071
>I'll be at boot camp
>return gift
Few better return gifts than that!
>>674781313
>She's a petite qt3.14 girll who fights like an absolute badass
I expect more Neo next volume
>>674782256
Have a nice day/night Anon.
>>674781760
Because men are better? Oh yeah, that's why.
>>674782256
Night Anon.
clmd
>>674781826
+1 Portuguese (Brazil)
>>674782142
At work and pretty bored. You?
>>674782256
Bye
>>674781071
Ehh again ?
>U need start with gym !
>>674781313
Polish is primary for me , then im learn a lot of english and german in primary school. Know russia from guests <im renting rooms>
French just few sentences
>>674782256
Gute Nacht !
>>674782256
Night Akira!
>>674781826
Didn't expect less
>>674781313
>Instruction are too complicated. Can you simplify them for us?
I'll just have a chocolate simple.
>>674782256
Goodbye.
>>674782367
refer to >>674781535
but yes im fine like i said stressed out of my mind but fine
this thread
>>674782367
>>>674781048
>>Never, you're too adorable hehe
>L-like I care! W-what you say w-won't af-fect me
Moar stuttering ples
Shiro claimed.
>>674782451
I remember when I was shitposting this thread with vore I found on deviantart. Ah, these were the days.
>>674782714
Your waifu will always support you no matter what. Work's been a bitch lately? Or tons of university stuff?
>>674782367
It will be! There's few other things I'd be as happy for an watching RWBY when I get back
>though talking to you guys would be nice I guess, b-baka
>>674782861
So that was you
I will be right back, I just heard something from downstairs.
>>674782256
>>674782087
I thought it was 3 strikes and out.
Ah that's cool. I tried to learn German a few years back but I can only remember one phrase fluently, and I'll never need to use it.
Always a little jealous of people who know a few languages.
>>674782278
So I'm going with Cyka Blyat Rastsvetali?
>>674782367
Well, with Roman and Cinder [spoilers] dead [/spoilers] hopefully Neo will have a more important role in the show. But the wait is going to tear me apart, and she probably won't even turn up until halfway through volume 4.
>>674782575
Wish I had more European friends to help me with languages. I have one Polish friend and she teaches me Russian instead.
>>674782704
No, no. We never deny a customer, even the most ridiculous request. Tell me what I gotta do.
>>674782451
Hey hand-kun, how you doing today?
>>674783055
Good luck
>>674783071
More or less yea, thats about all you need
>But if you want to impress, add Kurwa
>>674782367
>L-like I care
You're so cute when you're shy<3
>>674782571
Sorry to hear!
I know the feel.
>>674782911
naw man waiting for company while trying to keep up with this thread AND trying to keep the loli thread alive, ant minute now my friends will burst through my door and wither see loli or you guys... and im hoping it will be you guys
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>>674783071
Doing fine, you?
>>674783348
Those are some skinny arms
>>674783391
Yep. I get off pretty soon so that's good. What's up with you?
Time for some chili.
>>674783055
Alright back, it was just my roomate, fucker dropped the Tea Jar.
>>674783222
Thanks.
>>674779849
Just German and English... had French for 5 years, but all I can say are "Bon jour", "Hon hon hon, le baguette et la fromage" and "merde, j'ai explosé la capote!".
Languages are hard.
>>674783022
Basically... I did not mean harm, was just doing it for the lols, but this one furries was all understanding and gave me actual advice on where to find more... fucking furries are weird.
I crave for Kebab.
>>674782933
We can watch it together dummy...
>Wink
>>674783071
I wonder how her voice sounds like... Or if she even has a voice. She has so much potential...
>>674783391
I won't look at you and your tricks won't affect me!
>
>>674783420
It's gonna be us
>>674783071
>Now u have two friends
>Also can help u with learning both languages
>>674783850
Kill him !
>>674783910
crossing my fingers
Tenryuu claimed
Welp, looks like i got banned again.
>>674783391
Totally agreed, Stocking.
>Emi una qt.
>>674783071
>Double Triple = 6 different flavor
>Bossy = Sprinkles on it
>Deluxe = Covered in chocolate.
>On a raft = flavored wafer for the cone
I would happily die for my Queen.
>>674783922
The Tea Jar didn't break, though I am unsure why he had it, he doesn't drink tea.
>>674784439
>>674783222
Trips check'd.
So if I say Kurwa Cyka Blyat Rastsvetali Katyusha Katyush I'll make friends with them, right?
>>674783646
Pretty good. Had a surge of inspiration on the train back from London today, started writing a short story on my phone and began drawing illustrations to go along with it.
>>674783875
I feel you. All I remember is "Das letze mal ging ich zu den artzen? Ich kann mich nicht erinern, weil ich habe angst fur waterraume und neddeln." And let's be honest, anybody who can speak German just recoiled in disgust at the spelling, grammar and sentence order. I think I said "That last time I went to the doctors? I can't remember because I have anxiety over waiting rooms and needles." But I could've said anything that's how bad I am.
>>674783910
Her voice could either make the character even better than she already is, which isn't possible, or completely ruin her for me and make me accept volume 1 2 and 3 as canon and 4 as a spinoff.
>>674783922
G-Graf... T-That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me on /b/...
>>674784258
I feel... Enlightened. We'll get on that right away.
>>674784343
jesus i nearly popped a button on my pants
>>674784343
Alright
>>674781535
>i havent been in a waifu thread for like a month
Seems a bit longer than that.
>>674784258
>>674784147
So what happened?
>>674784474
He's probably storing drugs there, no one ever checks the tea jar.
>>674784588
Wait.... you wanted to make friends? I have bad news for you.
>>674784588
Glad to hear it, don't really have the drive in myself to wright a story. Hope you're having fun.
>>674783910
>We can watch it together dummy...
Y-yeah... I w-wouldn't mind that at all.. Especially w-with you...
>Winks
>You have no clue how pumped I am for Vol.4
>>674784681
SHIT you are right checking some of my old stuff like screencaps and such i can see its not been since atleast january
>>674784896
I use it every day, so if he is indeed hiding something there I would know.
![character_header_lili[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yfc4DJI.jpg "character_header_lili[1].jpg"){kind=small}
Claimed fightan waifu
>>674779799
On loop. Staring at a very important .txt file. I'm not sure what to add but it is incomplete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYZ_Radglhw
>>674784684
Fuck off Mai, you're dead already.
>that isn't even Ruri by the way.
Hey guys is it just me or has the thread slowed down a bit?
>>674784896
Rule 13....just like always.
>>674781826
Add one Polish and one English nigga.
>>674784147
Why only you? You weren't the only OP around?
>Mods attacking our Führer
This demands war
>>674784258
>Timidez en aumento
>>674784588
Maybe "no voice" is the best option... But seriously, she's like the only unbeaten character. And that thing with the umbrella doesn't count
>>674784635
>nearly
Yeah, Hana, nearly...
>>674785046
Please, Ruby! Y-you'll make me blush...
>Yeah, after watching all three volumes in less than a week, I'm also really pumped. There are so many questions... But I'll wait until you're back to watch Vol.4
>>674785250
What is it? and why are you using .txt?
>>674785292
Looks like they really don't like you, rest of us are fine.
>>674784474
I would kill someone if he broke my coffeemaker !
>once i broke it
>shoud i kill my self ?
>>674784588
You welcome mój przyjacielu
>>674785480
wops
>>674785157
Fav female character from Tekken
>>674785379
sh-shut up >////<
(i hate actually emojis i swear)
>>674785250
Nice song
>>674785572
I know that I would kill if someone stole my tea.
>Darjeeling
My phone is at like 8% and I can't charge it so I have to go now
See you guys in like an hour
>>674785379
>>674785480
What are you expecting from the inofficial empress of /b/? Mods are just jealous of the influence i build up and that's now influencing this board more and more thanks to you guys.
>>674785755
>Crispy
Nice to see another NS fag here.
>>674785277
Yes. It's slowed down a lot.
>>674785379
I WAS FURIOUS WHEN I SAW THE UMBRELLA THING I ALMOST BROKE MY MONITOR AND WAS SO CLOSE TO NOT FINISHING THE EPISODE.
Glad I got that out of the way.
>>674784896
I-If I'm good enough maybe they'll invite me to join their Russian version of Skype call and bask in the glory of winning endless numbers of games?
>>674784900
It's a lot of commitment to get it done. Plus it was just a surge of inspiration, so I'm not sure how long it'll last. I'll try my best, though.
>>674785572
Friend...
((Out of curiosity, what happened to Snek and Eu? Haven't seen them around lately, or I'm just on at the wrong time.))
>>674785884
See you later then.
>>674784588
This was... disgusting.
I literally couldn't understand the second part without your translation. Are "waterraume" especially wet rooms? What is neddeln?
>"Das letzte mal, dass ich zum Arzt ging? Ich kann mich nicht errinnern, weil ich Angst vor Wartezimmern und Nadeln habe."
Seriously though, as much as this hurt my eyes and soul, it's still better than anything I could hope to write in a language that isn't English or German, so good job.
>>674784439
I too would be happy if you died for her.
>>674784147
Gehn dir irgendwann die Proxies aus?
>>674785379
Oh Emi you're so cute when you're flustered...
*smiles*
>Awww you don't have too. But I really do appreciate it a lot <3
I'll be back soo! Gonna play a card game for a bit. I'll be back soon! Make sure no one steals Ruby for me!
>Rubyanon
>>674785884
See you in next thread.
>>674785979
Yeah man, just do your best. I'm sure it'll turn out well.
>>674785899
oh man i was actually getting sweaty there for a while good to see you indeed
>>674785979
oh trust me you don't want to join it.... and i doubt that you will be winning much
>>674785899
All hail the Fuhrer
>>674786136
I knew I butchered it. Dear God I'm so sorry for making you witness that. I can understand more German than I can speak or write so that's a thing.
>>674786381
I'm still terrible at See Us GO. Still run around with a D.Eagle because that's all I can use. Maybe they'll take pity on me and teach me to git gud.
>>674786136
>Gehn dir irgendwann die Proxies aus?
Niemals! Als IT'ler findet man immer einen Weg.
>>674786496
Wise decision.
>>674785755
>(i hate actually emojis i swear)
I do too, but sometimes they are the best way to describe emotions, you know? ;)
>>674785899
Like the /waifu/ Reich or its Führer could be stopped...
>>674785884
cya Galko!
>>674785979
>Glad I got that out of the way.
Completely understandable
>Create tremendously good character
>Fights
>Can't be beaten
>Press the "protagonist's luck" button so something illogical happens and gets her out of the way
It was such bullshit...
>>674786138
Will do
>Both waiting for you and making sure nobody steals her
>>674785457
>What is it?
Musings. For someone.
Making sure that they're unsullied is the hard part. Not by anxiety, doubt, or fear; I must suppress my need to hide. Or take my chips and run.
>>674785899
Heil.
>>674786656
Well im not much better. I'm only rank 2.
>Mostly because i don't care much and i don't have time
>>674786937
God damit, whats with my pics
>>674785979
Probably Bad time cause snek was hymm 3-4 h ago
>>674785899
Mein Führer !
>fucking CAPTCHA with rivers
>Graf
>>674787046
oh sec
>>674786735
guilty pleasure of mine i admit
Who will start the next thread. Shall I?
