ASK THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!

Are you a magic conch shell?

Am i gey

>>674777582
Is anssi a furry?

>>674777839
fokken hell
not this again
IS ANSSI A FURRY ?!?!

Rolling again

Will i get laid Tomorrow

Am i gonna get laid before my birthday this year?

will i get promoted

Is my gf pregnant and will she be in the near future

>>674777582
Will i have trips?

Should i go outside?

Rolling that shit

>>674777582
Fap or sleep? Yes or no fap?

Well

Will I see somebody get molested at the bar tonight?

Am I about to get nudes?

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>>674778321
Reroll

rell

Will I suck a dick at the bar tonight?

Anal 2night?

>>674777713
kek

Is she going to be mine?

>>674777582
Will I ever have a girlfriend?

Will it be a feminine penis?

>>674777582
Will I die of cancer?

>>674777582
is this bread lies

>>674777582
Will donald trump be assassinated if president?

>>674777582
Will it hurt if I stick my dick in you?

>>674777582
Will I die of cancer??

>>674777582
Will Kathrina ever suck me off?

Is OP a faggot?

>>674778489
FUUUUUUUUUU!
ANAL 2NIGHT???

>>674778482
kek

>>674778659
Is OP a faggot?

Magic conch shell, will I fuck my gf's sister and get away with it?

Does she still love me?

will we get together?

Should I go make a brew?

Hi

hi mommy

Will i join ISIS

Dear Magic Conch Shell, will I have fun and fuck some bitches tonight if I decide to go out?

Is the OP a FAGOT

Roewreekljliiko

will she text me?

Am i Alpha?

should I just give up on her

>>674777582
shoud i go? the magic 8ball said that i should ask you.

>>674777582
will i ever get laid

i aprove my test?

Will trump be president?

>>674777582
Are they going to win?

>>674779303
aleluya

>>674777582
does anissa secretly love me?

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Can i have something to eat?

>>674779430
does she like me?

Will i get dubs?

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▲ ▲ gg

>>674777582
will my diarrhea stop within the hour?

>>674779523
but she does love me?

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Can I have something to eat?

Will i get laid this year

did she ignore me?

Am I going to get ducked up tonight

does she like like me?

>>674779660
yes or no?

WILL TRUMP BECOME PRESIDENT???

is she in love with me?

>>674777582
Accept?

Does she like me?

Will i find it?

>>674777582
Is OP truly a faggot? I mean, I've heard the stories but they can't all be true, can they?

Will I live a successful life?

Deus Vult?

does shrek love me?

Do I have a chance?

>>674779599
Will i get laid this year

Will antonia be my gf?

Did Bush do 911?

>>674777582
Have I passed the point of no return?

reroll

>>674777582
Will trump become a president

>>674777582
am i kill?

Does she like me?

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>>674777582
am i gay?

>>674777582
Will i die a virgin

Can I punch the table?

Will someone ever love me?

Should I ditch work tonight and go play Dark Souls instead?

Will I be able to kill a muslim in my lifetime?

Is my dad a massive faggot?

Will I get laid by her

>>674779373
Is that good for me?

>>674780363
will he kill himself?

>>674780147
Are you sure?

>>674777582
Will OP die from AIDS this year?

will I ever end up with her?

>>674780450
Fuck you?

will I get a std

Will I ask her next monday ?

should I make a move on her next time I see her?

>>674780685
should i try to?

is my child gonna be retarded

Will i be rich?

rol

is my child gonna be retarded?

is OP a faggot?

Am I going to fuck tomorrow?

IS MY CHILD GONNA BE RETARDED?!

Will i get laid tomorrow?

>>674780685
will she do it?

Should I

>>674781310
good enough for me

Is she gonna hit on me?

>>674781434
should i hit on her

im i going to fuck all the hot girls in the world POP HOLD IT DOWN!

>>674781502
will it turn out good?

can i trust you?

Does she want the dick?

>>674781599
CAN I FUCKING TRUST YOU

should i kill myself

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>>674781736

Should I go back to shootin dope

do i have cancer?

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Will my virginity be saved again?

>>674777582
Will trump win

should i an hero?

Are you a lap.

will we get together with her tommorrow?

reroll

>>674777582
Magil shell, can i defeat he rock gymnasium in POKIMON

Is the sky blue?

Will i get laid this year?

to fap or not to fap?

Will a magical pony have sex with me?

rerolls

does my crush like me ?

should i commite suicide?

Can I get a good job, and the jeep?

Will I get a new 4670k/4690k?

>>674777582
Nigger?

>>674782656
Shiiiiiieeeeet

>>674782552
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!!!

will i ever find friends?

Will WW3 start within this year?

>>674777582
Will Hillary Clintonbe forced to drop out of the race because of her email scandal, making Bernie Sanders, the Democratic presidential candidate. Effectively making him president?

Am I smarter then my dad?

Am I going to see her today?

Will I not be a virgin fag soon?

does she like me?¿

rollll

Is my oldest sis dumb?

Did they fall in love with the third?

Will i die a virgin ?

am i a fag

Let's test it. Am I male?

vaune2016?

>>674783004
Wtf, bullshit!

Is the next step today?

should i become a sissy cocksucker?

>>674783072
A plain and clear YES. Whoah, it works!

Am i an asshole?

>>674783072
Hoo lee fug!

Am I going to win the 800,000,000 Yen jackpot in the 2016 Japan Lottery?

should i take it up the ass?

We I'll I ever get Bae

Will my car become a complete money pit?

>>674777582
Will cute girls come up to me and flirt next time I am in public

Would 4chan make a better president this election?

Will I ever be as happy as I used to be..?

will i become a bodybuilder?

will i ever get laid?

Am I 18?

>>674783239

Alright, I'll ask again.

Am I going to win the 800,000,000 Yen jackpot in the 2016 Japan Lottery?

Does she like me?

>>674777582
Will I be able to control my pedophelic urges.
Pro tip: the answer is yes Idgaf about about a fucking conch

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If I ask hiM OUT WILL HE SAY YES?!

>>674777582
Okay, will I be successful in getting names and numbers from girls when I flirt with them in public

>>674783369
Reroll

>>674783378

That's all I need to know. :)

Thanks magic conch shell! :D

>>674777582
Does fuck em... is lindsay lohan still on heroin?

Does she like me?

will i be a cocksucker forever?

Does she like me back?

should i sell my asshole?

will i become a bodybuilder

>>674783490
Dis thing is broken yo...

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>>674777582
Can I have something to eat?

Will I get laid tonight?

ITS GOING TO HAPPEN...ISNT IT?

Should I blow my fucking brains out at work today?

Can I fuck a cute trap someday?

Am I 18?(3rd attempt)

Should I get back with my whore ex?

>>674777582
Is Dan Howell gay?

Can I bang today

Will they find the evidence?

>>674783780
Srsly wtf?

Will my business fail?

Will I ever accomplish my dream

>>674783793
Can I FUCK my whore ex at least?

>>674777582
Will I get the inter ship at the fair on wednesday?

Do I own a car?

Am i gonna get laid before my birthday this year?

>>674777582
Will I get a job after graduation?

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>>674783447
GOD FUCKINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOVREEEEEEEEE

>>674783964
Bullshit, I own a mk2 golf

will i make big moneys

>>674783949
Ask again... Can I at least fuck my whore ex?

Can I triforce?
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Will I ever go to New York City?

>>674777582
Magic Conch, Will I ever get married?

>>674783271
Should i trade it in for a new brz within this week?

Do I own a gtx970?

>>674777582
GF? PLS§

>>674784193
Oh thank god.

So, does she really like me? Like, relationship-wise?

Walk in the room?

>>674784272
Worked once out of three times.

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>>674777713

Do i get to fuck her in the butt this weekend?

i live alone my sink is full of dirty dishes for over a month. it's moldy and smells...... can i just throw them away and buy new ones? i can afford it. try to do better next time? or nah, get off my ass and wash them.

>>674784381
Get on the floor?

>>674777582
Do I get laid by the end of this year?

Sup brah, am i gay?

is fucking a trap gay?

Is my dick ~15cm long?

will i ever lose my virginity?

>>674777582
Are you a reliable source for life advice?

Will I do it today

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Am I getting insane?

>>674784513
sweet. will i have sex this weekend?

>>674784543
Another one is wrong. You are lying you fucking sea shell shit.

>>674784528
knew it

Ro

>>674784733
damn it. kissing?

>>674784666
666 Oh god..

did she really have feelings for me

will i ever have the balls to be honest?

>>674784826
dafuq do i get to do then? does she want to have my dick inside her?

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>>674784155

>>674784486
FUUUUCK!

>>674784945
fuck you magic conch

Should I fap

>>674777582
Will she agree?

Will we fuck?

Will i get killed in like 10 years

Should I become a lesbian?

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>>674777713

will i ever lose my virginity

did god die?

Should I wank?

will i ever find love?

>>674785056
Roll?

>>674777582
Is lizzie gon give me the succ

will i make it

Are jen and i okay?

>>674777582
will she fall in love with me?

>>674777582
stay at home?

Do I rub the dub?

>>674785320
Should i bring it up?

LET ME MASTURBATE!!!!

>>674777582
roller

rollllll

will i become a rich fag

>>674785405
Shoul i do it again?

>>674777582

Should I go eat at olive garden?

Will i ever lose my virginity?

>>674777582
will it ever happen?

Should i go further and logic it?

>>674777582
>>674785579

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rollerino

will amanda be posted

Will i get laid

Will I every stop masturbating?

Did I fuck up all chances with her?

Could i get off scot free, or even become fuckbuddies

>>674785709
Reroll

Can I at least MASTURBATE to his pics? Should I?

Will it be this year?

does she love me?

>>674785799
re

>>674785763
If dubs, i will attempt to fuck my mother tonight

>>674785895
Rolling for this sick fuck

>>674777582
Should i kill myself before i get old?

>>674777582
H = 0-2
S = 3-5
T = 5-7
G = 8-9

Pick magic conch!

es javi maricon?

>>674777582
am I gonna stop hating myself and my life?
Does life gets better?

WILL I GET TO TAKE LEXY'S VIRGINITY? CONCH SHELL