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How do I become more slav, /b/ ?

Also slavthread.
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>>674772758
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>>674772758
get an adidas track suit
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>>674772758
learn a slavic language
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>>674772758
Eat more borscht and buckwheat
Пока
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>>674773263
I mostly wear tracksuits already, though I should probably get an exclusively Adidas collection.

>>674773396
I'm slowly getting into Ukrainian, but it's not easy with that messed up alphabet.

>>674773885
I can already fold varenicky like a pro, but I certainly need to eat more of those.
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>>674772758
Have shitty taste all around and listen to oriental polka crap or something.
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>>674772758

Drink -- and then sell your children into slavery to some German or Swede.
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get some wall rugs
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Drive a wolkswagen
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get some chest rugs
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get some qt rugs
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get some tank rugs
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just generally more rugs really
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Do I also need ground rugs ?
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So... Slavs like rugs?
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>>674775495
>>674775558
>>674775977
I think you're confusing slavs with sandniggers.
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>>674775977
no, that guy is just autistic
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>>674776148
So you can't confuse slavic rugs with regular sandnigger carpets ?
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>>674776148
drive to russia an visit someone and you will see rugs on the walls
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>>674776500
>only russians are slavs
Dickhead
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>>674776649
this in most slavic countries no rugs are anywhere except floor. I dont understand where are those rug pictures from but hey Slovakia is far enough I guess
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>>674772758
Bosnia, slovenia, slovenia2? Even more unimportant countries? WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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>>674775558
>ground rugs
you mean a carpet right?
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>>674776892
My grandmother lived in russia and she had a rug on her wall
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Should I drink vodka every day? Beer is just a refreshing drink like water right?
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>>674772758
Learn how to remove Kebab properly
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>>674777189
At first, try tea
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>>674776993
What's slovenia2? You could add slovak, czech, macedonians, bulgarians as well...
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>>674777189
vodka means water in russian
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>>674778280
you know all of them were Part of the CCCR
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>>674777189
just don't try the homebrew ore you will be blind
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Lets say you have an important business meeting at 9 and want to do like the slavs. At what time do you show up ?
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>>674778293
it is not. Water is voda and vodka is not even a diminutive of that.
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>>674778634
9
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>>674778504
Either USSR or СССР (Said like SSSR but the same thing as USSR in Русская)
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>>674778634
You dont show up
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>>674779131
right the C is an S in the cyrilic alphabeth
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>>674772758
Na kurac vas nabijem sve...
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sorry for ruining your world but the truth is these rugs and slav track suit are only in russia, Polfag here and the first time i saw them were 4chan
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>>674772758
kurwa
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nejaky slovak? hmm...
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>>674779702
you are wrong, because these rugs are also popular in belarus and ukraina
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>>674779830
slovaks are not slav you hungarian-poland crossbreed
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thread needs more squatting
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r8 my gang
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>>674772758
Beat the head Slav in a squatting contest.
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>>674780461
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>>674778634
turn up on time but skulk around the front of the building sipping a can of beer. Then go home and an hero
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>>674775977
Russians do. Owning a carpet was kinda a prestige status (about a century ago) but if it was on floor it'd get dirty and stuff so Russians started to put persian carpets on their walls and found out it's a good heat insulation too.
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>>674776426
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>>674779674
this is the greatest picture ever.

na vrh brda vrba mrda
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Take a pic of them paul
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>>674775323
>>674774991
>>674774488


I like these a lot
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>>674780461
>Wears a lot of leather
!!!
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>>674780332
No more wall carpets
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>>674780216
fuck you dumbass
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>>674772758
no bulgaria ?!?
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>>674776993
Bosnia is half muslim shit fuck off Isis fag
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>>674781018
mee too so i opend a new folder for rugs
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>>674781429
too many gypsies to be a slav country
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>>674780332
why can't they just stand?
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>>674781570
samfag here forgett the screencap
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>>674781484
I am pretty sure Bosniakn are only muslim slavs
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>>674781892
yep...the bosniak nations is like the croatians and serbians who accepted islam and betrayed their own cultures....many of them still have croatian and serbian last names
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>>674781730
>banana folder
you monster
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Be drunk all the time and fight people for no reason
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>>674782133
yust a few rare ones for the lulz
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>>674772758
What country are you from? Are you actually a slav or do you have some sort of obsession with them like a weeb does with nips?
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>>674782110
Correct my friend
If it wasn't for the retarded ottomans we wouldn't have this problem.

Jebiga brate
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kokoti vyjebani
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>>674777756
Serbia stronk
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>>674781892
Yes. Traitor slavs as they are most commonly referred to.
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>>674779702
are we talking about same Poland here? cause i see shitloads of tracksuits around. there's also a reason we call them "dresy", ffs.
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Even the president is doing it.
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>>674772758
Get punched in the head enough times to make your IQ drop below 90. Lose at least one front tooth. Wear sandals. Attack women, children, and pets for no reason. Constantly boast about your superiority. Do everything that niggers do, but be white.
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>>674778616
You are talking about absynth
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this is now a Givi praise thread!
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>>674783329
homebrew wodka makes you blind too, when you don't doing it right
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>>674783251
We got a butthurt sandnigger here
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my slav squad in breach & clear
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>>674783251
kek damn what country are you from?
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>>674781730

>sonstige

germanfag detected
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>>674783689
Is there a Trancksuit Mod for this?
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>>674783934
THIS IS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA!
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Eat sunflower seeds and purchase a khrushchyovka apartment.
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Southern-European slav here, AMA.
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>>674784694
>Eastern-European
fixed
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>>674784881
much better
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Polfag here
Rugs on walls were popular in Poland in 80-90's.
And squating just feels good
REMOVE_KEBAB
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>>674773074
proigral
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>>674784694
what is the greatest Yugoslavian state
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Drink more milk. makes ur bone strong.
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>>674785266
I'm American and squat like that all the time. Had no idea until this thread right here that it was something Slavs do. Weird.
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>>674785266
Squatting isn't comfortable at all
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>>674785356
Probably Holland
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>>674785356
I've got no idea
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>>674785520
Whe you get used to it it's great but after 30 minutes ore so your legs get numb
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>>674785516
maybe you have some slav in you american komrade
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Drink Raika, hate niggers learn the fucking language. Also party lots haha pozdrav friend.
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squatting makes your calf muscles stronger
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>>674785490
>implying they drink milk
>implying they drink anything other than beer and vodka
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>>674780332
I see they are in the bathroom!
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>>674785356
Slovenia
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>>674782607
hahahahahahaha good shit
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>>674785918
you forgott Tea
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>>674785918
This

Why do slavs drink alcohol so much
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>>674785356
SRPSKI STRONK
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>>674786201
because they're alpha as fuck
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I'm from Bulgaria and we have 4 rules here
>go to gym only for upper body training
>be fat enough for a chub'n'tuck
>laws are optional
>bmw or Mercedes
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Damn, this so hilarious read this tread when you are slav
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>>674786502
BMW Whe you are Russian
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>>674786666
You are lucky today
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>>674777777
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>>674786546
Are you drunk now?
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>>674786968
Im high right now because im in US
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Dirty Slav Serbian peasents. in my old motherland we used to call them gastarbajter. Cheap peasants. Most villages in Yugoslavia (they are all the same garbage so I will refer to them as Yugoslavia) have no propers toilets or running hot water.
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>>674786867
No, because i was born in Russia
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>Slav derives from the Latin word for slave
>Slavs were untermensch
It's obvious that they are useless
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>>674787099
Do you drink alot in slav land?
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Convert to russian orthodox faggots
or Catholicism masterrace
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>>674787463
I drank it instead water, but i think you knew
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>>674787935
>tfw protestant slav
feels good
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>>674787111
>salty szwab detected
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>>674787456
Actually it means "the celebrated ones".
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>>674787935
anything but orthodox is heresy
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>>674787935
>catholic slav master race
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>>674788048
Drank what instead of water? Vodka?
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>>674778871
it was a joke you mongoloid
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thank me later
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>>674788552
>russian standard
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>>674788393
Of course, all slavs doing that
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>>674788393
When we dont drink vodka, we drink beer and when we dont drink beer we drink malt.

Im drinking malt right now.
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>>674788222
actually it's an designation for ethics from Easteurope, Middeleurope and southeurope
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>>674788698
Are they always drunk?
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Poland reporting in
Im preaty drunk now
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>>674788857
We have immunity for alcohol
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>>674788552
you forget that russian stadart is for export and in russia you have to pay horrible prices to buy this
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>>674789009
I heard Russians are crazy
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>>674774301
Swede here and what kind of slaves andhow much?
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>>674789275
You swedes need to remove kebab, then we talk.
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>>674774301
Germanfag here, I never had any offers for any children, because i would clearly rember a drunk easteeuropean guy with a trancksuit
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>>674789172
You can buy air ticket and try the Russian atmosphere, but if you aren't chotki or rovniy pasan then you will be fucked up
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>>674774301
In swedish slav mean slave, who knew?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>674789929
Even if you pasan you will be fucked up.
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>>674788933
zgłaszam się
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>>674790134
Swedish in our language means faggot, who knew?

You have not changed over the years I see.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07rHAl3DOW0

This song needs to bump 24/7
also you need to listen to Rodoljub Roki Vulovic , Lepi Mica , Miro Semberas etc.
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>>674790180
But if you are rovniy then you will not
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You need to understand this pic first
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>>674788102
all protestant slavs deserve sybir

same goes for jahovas witnesses n atheists

praise papa franciszek or die kurwo
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>>674788933
Winged hussars are a symbol of the bygone epoch when your country was glorious. It is now forever lost, part of a time that won't ever come back.

You know, I guess that's still better than nothing
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>>674780461
fuck off Sarah. i think
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>>674791094
Yeah just think about it when you are american, you would never had a culture
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>>674773074
topkek
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>>674790403
That music sucks
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Cant wait to see Vladimir Putin again. Europe will be saved from kebab like 500 years ago.

http://www.theborneopost.com/2016/03/15/slovenia-invites-putin-to-wwi-event-despite-eu-tensions/
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>>674789929
What does this mean?
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Fuck slavs!
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>>674791564
you suck you fucking ustasha
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ima ovdje i jugoslavena ili sam si bezveze obrijala kolena?
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>>674791750
Prokleti zahodnjak idi pušit kurac.
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>>674792039
Stay drunk and mad slav
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Why is Slovenia a separate country from Croatia?
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>>674791594
You are Rovniy if you wearing adidas track suit
Chotki same thing but only difference that you saying blad and syka through every 5 words
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>>674792238
Dečko upa govorit kao za računalom ako pride na cesto sam ena pičkica.
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>>674792392
It isn't
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>>674792514
U wot m8
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>>674792392
Different culture.

Croatia was independent way before Slovenia too. But we mostly hate eachother these days. Some croats are brate tho.
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>>674791750
Your mother get fucked by horse you cyka
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>>674792682
ti si mi pičkica.
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>>674792392
Are you kidding me?
Slovenia is more of an Austrian county while Croatia is mostly influenced by Germany, Italia and in some easter parts even Turkey (OE).

That's like mixing up Alaska with Russia.
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>>674792891
Slav detected
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>>674791750
Don't fuck with anybody here, just start drinking
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>>674793208
I thought it used to be part of Croatia before Yugoslavia but that's why I asked. Thanks.
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>>674792392
We have "Janko in Metka" they have "Ivica i Marica". Nuff said
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Why do so many slavs wear adidas track suits? Can any slav answer this for me. Its a typical stereotype.
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>>674793208
Alaska was Part of Russia, back when Catharina the Great ruled Russia
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>>674793680
Tracksuits are comfortable.

Also women here dont go for nice dressed up men but who can drink and fight the most.

Tracksuit is the best option.
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>>674793501
many parts wer, but Slovenia is now using it's EU influence to get parts of the Croatian teritory. Monte Negro got one Croatian city I think, so of course the Austrian cocksuckers hat to jup on the bandwagon.

So that's why they are ahting eachother. Pretty simple.
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Why do slavs look extreme

>inb4 they are extreme
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>>674793947
Yeah that makes sense, I'd be pissed off too.
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>>674793916
So Slavs really do fight a lot? That's not a false stereotype?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vteA3NL5CXM

Soviet Union superhero? Yes.
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>>674793680
It started to become a trend just a cupple of years ago.
I think it's because capitalism struck and people can now buy all the shit that westerners can buy. We have all the stores now and those things are cheap.
Also, girls asses look amazing in them. (I'm from Croatia tho)
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>>674793681
so you get why I used this example
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POLLACK HERE
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>>674793947
That is our land you dirty Hrvat. Now that you lost it you go crying to daddy Amerika. Which island did you give them this time?

Trst je naš!

We will take it back too.
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Live in a Western country, drink all the alcohol humanly possible and complain about how your western country is too boring/expensive and how your home country/country of your parents is much better, when really you know that you could never live there because theres no work and you realise that the only reason why people drink/go out all the time in your Slavic country is because they have no jobs.
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>>674794208
>girls asses look amazing in them
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>>674794480
>drink all the alcohol humanly possible

LOL
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>>674793947
I read "Croatia Blocking Serbia's EU Accession Negotiations" in some news today. At least don't be hypocrite if you're going to be an asshole.
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>>674793916
This is true
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>>674794152
If you go to a festival or a gathering or something and you look at someone the wrong way he will come and fight you.

Some slavs are pussies tho, when you beat them they tell you they will bring their whole family to fight next time.

700 years of this and you understand why we hate and fight eachother all the time.
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>>674794312
Oh stop embarrassing yourself, you know we are all in the same shit and no big country is ever going to listen to us, not even in war times, remember the UN?

We didn't give them anything, yet.

But we ''gave'' all out oil to Hungary. And people considered us to be the most resonable country in Yuga, fucking kek.

Go take it, like I care. I'm going to Germany soon with all the sandniggers.
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>>674772758
kill an austrian duke
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>>674794843
/thread
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>>674794158
I see 2 srps, here is the hammer?
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>>674794778
Why so tense?
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>>674794843
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>>674794669
What? What kind of news are you reading westerner cuck?

Us blocking Serbians? The more yugoslavs get in the EU the better because of trade, you moron.

I might as well be an asshole to a retard.

In other news: Putin to putt all the gays in camps and Poland is getting occupied again. We don't have proff, we're just reporting.
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Im slav and I admit I wear adidas tracksuits, I drink alot at get togethers oh Ive also fought with my father twice !
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>>674795289
Alpha detected
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>>674776148
In Soviet Union carpets were really exclusive and only rich people could buy them to show others how rich they are.
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>>674795289
/thread
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anyone got the slav "this party sucks" pic? that shit is gold
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>>674794668
Is it not true?
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>>674785356
coastal croatia
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>>674794821
You know I would like to see us getting along. I dont like to always fight with Hrvats. But something always needs to happen. Good work in stopping kebab together brate. Yugo road is safe again.

Dont give them Hvar please, I have spent many childhoods there.
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>>674795505
šuti galebe
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>>674794584
eh?
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>>674795803
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>>674794988
There is always that guy there looking for trouble and if 2 guys start it out the whole village joins in.

A force like that cannot be stopped with words.
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>>674788933
there are so many inefficiencies in that photo, all that unnecessary weight and drag
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>>674795609
Yes we fight, so what? At least we still have balls and testosterone, who else got that in Europe or the western world? And we all love eachother, like brothers, politics devides us but culture and tradition is always going to bring us together.

Liberal leftists are figthing for Croatian to take in mor immigrants, so I'm not sure about the kebab.

Oh no way, Hvar is a cash mashine.
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>>674795389
Kek
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>>674795949
it's become so common to see this, it's like clouds to me.
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>>674785911
rakia?
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>>674796373
That's right i fight once with a russian guy, after some beating we drank some beer and wodka and were like the best buddys
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>>674789275
remove kebab or remove yoursefl
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>>674796373
Leftists doing that to you too?

Here leftists want to suck all the immigrant dick they can but we strongly protest against it as much as we can.

We also brought traktors and drive them around Ljubljana haha.

You know I love you brate but these politicians want us to hate eachother. If Tito was still alive Yugo would be strong again.
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A bit off topic, but how can it be that slavic women are generally gorgeous, yet slavic men look like ass?
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>>674785356
Slobodna Država Rijeka
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>>674797078
Because men work hard and women are there to look good for us and give us motivation to work harder and fight more.
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>>674779830
neskoro ale predsa
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>>674797057
Oh yes, we must build camps for them and treat them well, but those smart african fuckers don't even want to stay in Croatia, like they know that we don't have jobs or welfhare ( we do, but only for gypsys or the almost homeless poor).

Jesus, I thought you didn't get any migrants trough, we got some busses. We don't get them for our kids or seniors but we get them for sadniggers, we so tolerant.

Sure we would, we could use a new carismatic leader.
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>>674797078

I heard that in Russia there are 10 million more women than men.
That means to get a man you have to be very attractive or you will stay single for the rest of your life. I think that's why Russian women care so much about their appearance
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>>674797078
Because most of our women don't need to or don't want to work. They have the freedom and privilege to stay at home, to love the house and the kids while the husband is out and works hard. Not office work, but real physical labour.
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>>674797153
samo riječke pičke
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>>674798493
...and the men look like that probably because of their unhealthy life styles (drinking, smoking, fighting ect). And they don't have to look attractive to get chicks. Russian women either want men with money or men who are strong and tough
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>>674798295
We have too many immigrants already but they say were too poor too. But Austria doesnt let anyone in, just keeps giving us more stupid immigrants while they keep the educated ones.

Luckily we all keep a close eye on them so nothing bad has happened (yet).

They would rather give immigrants homes and leave our homeless under the bridge, we are close to snapping. Soon we will go into parliament and just throw all of them leftists out.
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>>674786502
im laughing so hard im bulgarian but grew up in america & still follow these rules. its like i just subconsciously knew how to be bg
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>>674798710
Kek.
You're basically half a step away from being a fucking muslim
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>>674787456
slav or slov is slavic for someone who can write and you german fags were obviously subhuman scum
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>>674781730
>lips
What the fuck? Dump!
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>>674799785
Why do we have to fight. We can Atleast agree we're better than niggers hajis and sand niggers
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Why does everyone exclude Czechs from slavs? Do you even consider them slavs
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>>674784694
Has your wife recently bought a horse?
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>>674800082
You have to understand that a lot of germans live there. But its not about the country, its about the people that matters.
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I really wish that Serbia and Croatia would fight along side and kill all those dirty muslim Slavs
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>>674800065
true, I agree with that
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>>674799476
that's only what a liberal leftist westerner would say.

We have capable women who work, the stupid, lazy or just unmotivated for work stay at home or do some easy jobs like working in a store or cleaning.

On the other hand, in the progressive, modern world all women have to work, even the ones who woul rather not. That's just awesome, because you got alot of workers who hate their jobs and lives but go to work anyway, you know, to spend a day on facebook or reddit.

Here a woman just has to work if she wants to or if the family is really poor and I think that's noble of her, but the children suffer under it.
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>>674800452
What is the root of Croatia and Serbia's bad blood? Does it go all the way back to Austrian/Ottoman times or is there something more recent?
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>>674800435
Maybe and maybe not. What's on the list is what matters. A lot of people here in CR are fucking retarded so yes, we are slavs.
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>>674800790
more like the catholics and orthodox hatred, back in the pretty days when we were all pagans serbians and croatians liked each other
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>>674800790
every war there was between serbians and croatians was more like churches driven behind some really good propaganda
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>>674800048
I feel ashamed of it i downloaded it
for one specific Thread and i never deleted it
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>>674800435
But what about the real Czech people?
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>>674799282
I thought so, but here the media is only reporing on how mean you are for not letting more migrants in. They are basically portraying you as Donald Trump. I think that no country in Europe, not even the rich Švabs is having enought money for all of them in our countrys, and to think that there are more to come...

Yeah, you have to look out, there could lways be rapist under them.

Yeah right, here people are just sheep, no protest has ever chainged anything. I hope you have better luck with that.
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>>674800790
Im from Slovenia, Croatias neighbour country.

Back when there was still a Yugoslavia, Serbians were very centralistic and feared us breaking apart. Slovenia was the first to break apart, but we were lucky and handled things as diplomatically as we could, so we only had a ten day war.

But fellow croats werent as lucky and they had to fight Serbia for many years to get independent. A lot of actual bloodshed happened.
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>>674801290
yeah exactly, I consider myself a slav
this fkin thread just doesn't know what they're talking about
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>>674781680
Look, here you see them, the average slav drunkards ..
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>>674801442
not only that, ww2 croats killed lots of serbians too....the problem is that politicians don't want us to look in a brighter future as allies because they profit from the situation like it is now....terrible every ex yugoslavian country is just shit
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>>674801290
They are slav brothers.

We just really hate Germans and Austrians and Turks and pretty much everyone else.

But slavs hate eachother like siblings hate eachother, deep down we have the same blood.
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>>674782110
>accepted islam
they drink alcohol and like to shoplift
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>>674800790

Serbs are fucking dicks, that's the problem.

They have this idea of Greater Serbia which is basically Serbia plus land that never belonged to them. A lot of that is Croatian land and they'd like to claim it as their own.

Then there's that whole thing they do with claiming others' achievements. Like, if there was a popular English poet and he spent a few months in Serbia during his youth they'll draw some crazy connection between him and Serbia and claim him as a Serb and add all of his achievements to Serbia's achievements. They're really weird.

Problem with Yugoslavia was that Serbs were trying to centralize it around Belgrade. Croatia and Slovenia had amazing industry but all the profits were being funneled into Belgrade.
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>>674801651
Isn't it that the Czech have trouble with other Easteuropean countrys, specially russia from the so called ''good old soviet day'' and the Germans for WW2
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>>674801901
you got it right mister, SLAVA RODU MY FELLOW SLAV BROTHER
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>>674801901
Are we actually the most western slavs there are?
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>>674802085
there is that funny idea of Great Croatia, Great Albania, Great Monternegro...pls every country has such fucking idiots who claim everything is theirs....don't be a dipshit
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>>674800790
it all comes from radical ideas of a great serbia. For that to becoame reality you have to invade Croatia and B&H, and that would lead to a war.

Most of our diferences come from our cultures, the religion is different, the sides in WW2 were different and out whoe history is different.

Yugoslavia got things so wrong, Croats and Serbs mixed their language together and tryed to find roots of their culture.

But thats just politics, would people say. Serbs and Croats were always friends and relatives. Eveyone has a relative there or visits Zagreb or Sarajevo at least once in their life to party and eat bureks.

I only see bad blood in football maches.
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>>674801407
We barely have any money to give our workers and now they expect us to help 3000 immigrants like we are rich or something.

We would let in more but the thing is that Austria keeps giving us their own immigrants so we cant handle more.

Right now Planica is still going on but next week we are back in protest action.

Our politicians, that faggot Miro Cerar is sucking Merkels dick like a vacuum.
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SRBJA JE KOSOVO

SRBJA CAN DIE IN HELL, BURN WITH THE REST OF SOVIET UNION
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>>674802548

There is no such thing as Greater Croatia. Croats live by "Tuđe nećemo, svoje nedamo" which literally means "we don't want others', we won't give up ours". It can be applied to anything, language, culture, land etc.
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>>674802673
Not only Serbias Radical idiot don't forget NDH and Croatias nazi past
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Allah!!!! Serbia is KOSOVO's. GO ALBANIA!!!!!!!
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>>674802548
Croats just want their historic territory + all of
Bosnia
Serbs want the entire world
Idk what Albanians want
Montenegro just want to relax by the sea and gamble
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>>674803046
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Greater-Croatia-sr.svg you sure m8 ? kek
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Do we consider Macedonians as slavs or are they a sub-slav group
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FUCK THE POLICE. GO AlBANIA. RED AND BLACK. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. NARUTOOOOOO!
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>>674803143
oh look an offended fag who thinks that wars are only one sided
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>>674802418
Czechs?

I dont know honestly, I dont hear a lot about your living standards from down here in Slovenia. But knowing us, as we like to suckle up on the west they just use us to get more money. So being more west might not be the best.
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>>674803350
>naruto
>albania
>fuck the police

CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER
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>>674802807
God how I hate that woman. But don't worry, Germany will change within the next two years. Merkel's lost mostly any of her supporters, she's only backed by the media and the corruption is showing so much that even CDU/CSU sheep voters finally start to see it. She will go down and her ideas with her.
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>>674803058

The difference is that Croatian nazis only care about shit within Croatia. They mostly want to drive jews, gypsies, serbs etc out of Croatia. They don't give a fuck about shit happening in Serbia.

Radical Serbs on the other hand want to stir shit up and invade Croatia, kill Croats etc.
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>>674803229
As a dude who was actually born and lived many years in montenegro in the Boka Kotorska region,i tell you the croats hate our guts.they want to see the region fall under their country.

Generally serbia is butthurt over croatia just how croatia is butt hurt over our region down here,everyone is crying over their defeat and loss of region when it happened thats the truth. of course the orthodox/Catholic divide is also a major player but butthurt is number one.
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>>674803335
Id say they are more greek than slav.
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>>674803229
where did you get that pic? The ''I want croats to be nazis'' store?

Yeah we had some fashists, but then we became commies. Deal with it.
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>>674785356
Croat pride bitches!!!
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>>674803460
man, actually according to my ex-teacher we have pretty much the same life quality, you might even be a bit better yo. You know, the Alpes and shit
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>>674803229
kek, this is writen in serbian, are you shiting me m8?
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>>674803662
I heard about this too, her popularity died,

But we have to act sooner than 2 years.
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>>674803747
Amen I was trying to say that accept it or not fellow Croatian brothers we are so fucking same I am not a communist or something but I would like to move past all that butthurt crap
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>>674803662
Yea the new leaders would wear brown uniforms and the whole shit starts again and the people don't see it fucking idiots
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>>674803747
nope, some Croats maybe hate your, or your friends guts but that only how you see it.
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>>674803747

Croats don't give a fuck about Boka. They have plenty of coastline.
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Most Slavs are a worthless mass of shit drained in vodka. That is why we germans tried to extinguish them. Hitler simply failed at this. We shouldn't have wasted all our ressources in killing the jews. The world would be a better place.
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