How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row?
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How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
You're the one killing yourself
>>674770787
hey fatty boom boom
>>674770860
/thread.
>>674770787
Oh the hilarity! Seriously m8, this is not something you should be proud of.
Two before I feel sick. :(
>>674770787
'MURICA
>>674770787
>this is a sport in America
>>674770860
>>674770787
i ate 60 once. but then i was kill
>>674770787
I mean nobody wants to admit that they sat down and ate 17 smLl cheeseburgers in a row...
>>674770787
Most I've done is 7 but feel confident I could double that easy if I sacked off the fries .
Not even fat also .
Eat hard or go home
I ate 5 once, felt like a real piece of shit after.
>>674771547
>america is the only country with mcdonalds
what buttfucking country do you live in where you don't even have a fucking macdo?
>>674770787
That's more than 5,000 calories. I hope you're Michael Phelps.
>>674771892
can you read?
>>674771111
Checked
>>674771974
good one, you gargantuan faggot, enjoy your shit poor country that doesn't even have sweet sweet mickie dees
I can eat like half before it feels like it gets stuck in my throat then I can hardly breathe. The max I've had is 2
5
>>674770787
I could go 20. And I'm not even overweight lol
How do you eat the shit, the patty doesn't even taste like real meat, nor does the cheese. The bun and sauce are alright I guess.
Can't remember the last time I even thought about mcdonalds
>>674772841
Look at this edgy cunt. You can't deny it tastes great. Nothing tastes better than McDonalds - it's designed that way. That's what is disgusting about it.
>>674770860
niqqa just qot roaster
MUH NIQQUAH
>SEGA
>>674773229
It doesn't. It's dry as heck. This is common for all beef fast food.
>>674773437
>heck
you can curse here anon we won't tell.
>>674773229
i agree with this anon, if you say you don't like it you're just trying to be contrary.
Only faggots try to be contrary.
>>674770787
disgusting food is disgusting
>>674773596
I don't like repeating phrases, even if it was in another thread.
Only 6. they start to taste weird after the third one.
>>674771810
Good reference bro
>>674770787
Ill eat 17 when I have to kill myself faggot
I'm not even a nigguh but KFC is better.
>>674772203
>Amerifuck detected
>>674772203
Not samefag, but can you read?
>>674771961
listen to reason OP
I seriously haven't eaten fast-food in years, partially because I live in the middle of nowhere, and because most fast-food either tastes like shit or makes me feel like shit afterwards.
Just stop being lazy bastards and make your own goddamn meals.
>>674770787
ummm.... one. somehow this is a bad thing?
>>674770787
I ate 3 once and I felt like I was going to explode. I am an Amerifat but jesus how some people can eat at such a high quantity baffles me.
>>674773976
OP didn't ask shit about living in the US, what are you even asking? The first post I made in this shithole thread was talking about how MCD is in way more parts of the world than just the US, the anon i replied to was implying only the US eats MCD.
Can -you- read?
>>674770860
BTFO.
>>674773229
If you can overcome the satisfaction you get for the first 5 seconds when you start eating their food, it really doesn't.
Or if you ever had real food but then thats a moot point because you'd never have gone there in the first place.
>>674773869
KFC became pleb tier when they switched from lard to oil, same with McD's fries when they switched from tallow to oil.
>>674774593
>I'm the only one who eats -real- food
you just proved the anon you replied to right though, you're literally being the edgy faggot he said you were by saying this
>>674774308
Mcdonalds in other parts of the world is better than US though. Korean mcdonalds actually has okay food, different menu stuff, and they'll fuckin deliver it to you on a scooter.
I can only imagine that euro mcdonalds and canada mcdonalds are of similar qualities.
>>674774782
Well, it still tastes better than whatever MD churns out and doesn't feel like you ate a brick afterwards.
>>674770787
>Eat 10 or die!
Seems redundant?
>>674774993
That still doesn't make you less of a faggot for asking if I can read. You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about either this shit is all speculation and "imagination"
were i like thee, i'd throw away myself
>>674770787
None, cause I'm a vegetarian. And no, I wouldn't eat a shitty veggie burger instead.
>>674774816
Nah bro I'm a completely different edgy faggot. I just got here. In any case, I got a grill from this old dude down the street that didn't use his anymore, so if I'm hungry for a hamburger I can buy a thing of 4 burgers and some nice buns at the grocery store for under $10. Not faster than I could go to mcdonalds. But cheaper and much better tasting.
>>674770787
Each one of those burgers has over 400 calories you disgusting fat piece of shit
>>674775381
>vegetarian
You can't do anything anyway because you're gay.
>>674775472
Don't grills require fuel to cook food? Are you sure you calculated all the costs?
>>674775515
you're an idiot pulling numbers out of your ass
its 300 you colossal asspirate
>>674774993
Yeah. The McDonald's in Latvia are really good most of the time.
It's just the US ones that suck.
>>674775561
My butt plug knows the way.
>>674775821
390, you fucking idiot.
>>674772892
Last night I silently pounded your sister?
I don't get it.
>>674775981
http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.burgerssandwiches.3.cheeseburger.html
l2read
>>674770787
One time i accidentally the whole cheeseburger
>>674775853
you've never been to the US and you'll never afford the trip and you know it, try not to be such a faggot anon holy shit
>>674776045
Nigger, I was reading the McDouble. My mistake, faggot.
I managed to eat 14 double bacon cheese burgers one night when I was extremely drunk.
I'm 125lbs at 5'10.
Well.. I'm probably about 120lbs now since I haven't eaten or slept since Thursday.
>>674776195
its alright you beefwitted gutterslut, I still love you
>>674770787
I can make 15 cheeseburgers in 100 seconds. Can you eat faster than I make the cheeseburgers?
>>674770787
Why would anyone want more than 1, maybe 2?
>>674776289
Thanks, you cuck, I appreciate you accepting my apology
>>674770787
>eating same food
Don't you like variety?
>>674776562
I never take shit ass-eating transvestites tell me personally so it was easy to forgive.
>>674776771
So you learned nothing from your Mother?
>>674776114
I'm posting from the US right now, bud.
Like 6
>>674770787
I've had 4 double cheeseburgers.
How fat are you? My BMI is 36 If you don't have at least 30 in BMI, kill yourself
>>674770787
None, they're too disgusting to eat. Also for the record I'm American.
>>674777588
36? Disgusting.
>>674776206
Also, Canadian if that matters.
3 after that get that shit outta my face
Ur a fucking pig op
>>674777795
Yeah that's way too low.
>>674770787
Maaaaan, you're just fucked up with your fucking cheeseburgers, please, kill yourself, you're fucking american faggoot. Fuck you. And sorry me bro, i'm drunk, really sorry me.
>>674777863
How much longer will your country last?
>>674777588
27 here and I could stand to lose a little weight. 6'1" and 197 lbs. Like 185cm and 89.5kg for the Eurofags.
>>674778064
No idea. I don't really follow politics.
This Trump stuff is fun though. I like him.
>>674778064
Until the end of days.
About 10 years maybe less?
>>674778333
The whore of Babylon and the false prophet are about about to take control and will soon introduce us to the Dragon or Anti-Christ.
>>674778333
Aren't you the anon whos tryinf to kill himself
>>674778333
Tripzzzzz
>>674778733
god isn't real nerd
>>674778799
No, that isn't me. Unless you mean indirectly by doing a ton of meth and drinking myself into an early grave.
>>674778733
Oh.
>>674778902
Tell him that when you finally meet him.
i can't even kill myself right, i am a failure
>>674776030
last night i fucked your sister
i dont get it
>>674779888
At least you got trips.
>>674778733
ANTICRHIIST
SUPERSTARRR
>>674770860
Sick burn
>>674775258
The anon you originally replied to was merely joking that eating large quantities of hamburgers was an American sport.
I've managed to have a shit, shave and a shower and return to this thread to find that you've worked yourself up into such a tizzy it's actually very amusing.
Can you read?
>>674770787
Maybe 5 before I start to feel really bad about myself.
>>674770787
>being proud of this
>>674779104
Even if a god is real, only a faggot would worship someone who says it's okay to sell your daughter as a sex slave and beat your wife.
Not sure why you religicucks love sucking off multi-thousand year old middle eastern men. Those people were fucking retarded and you treat them like the ultimate smartest humans ever to exist.
>>674782706
God did not say that.
Men who lie did.
Much of what God said was corrupted and perverted.
I am not suggesting you go to church or listen to men in funny hats. Men interested in profits rather than prophets. Simply listen to your heart.
Love God.
Treat all men as brothers.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Struggle to discover the real truth and to overcome the foolishness often taught by other men who simply want you to pay them tithes.
I am not religious I am faithful.
I may teach the law.
I struggle to follow the law.
I do not enforce it on you.
I simply suggest you seek out the truth until you find it.
It can be found in the Bible but not every word of the Bible is Gods.
Seek to learn by what Christ taught and ignore the words of fools like Paul and Levi.
>>674772892
You bond burgered my sister?
>>674770787
i tried, but i couldnt eat enough cheeseburgers to die
>>674772892
>Last night i james bond cheeseburger your sister.
Hurrr durr i'm only pretending to be retarded.
>>674772892
007 cheeseburger
>>674783687
That's a more rational view that your average christian has, but you are still assuming that Jesus was divine and not just some random Jew making shit up, which is a trillion times more likely.
>>674770860
REKT
>>674770787
Probably 8.
>>674785428
I assume nothing of the sort.
Christ never claimed to be divine.
He never asked us to worship him but instead the "Father in Heaven". I certainly consider his teachings to be valid. But I do not worship him.
BTW He was not simply Jewish which is only one of the tribes of Israel. He was half Jewish and Half of the line of Levi. Both the Kings line of David and the Priests line. Better description would be Hebrew.
>>674770787
I would attempt with burgers i made myself but not with mcfaggots. soon.
Lol at this thread and people arguing about everything.
Don't touch McDonalds but I have no problems arguing about religion on a Saturday with strangers on the internet in a cheeseburger thread.
>>674786579
So very "Random" innit?
>>674772892
That's Pierce Brosnan, who was the sixth bond. The burger there was number 9 on the McDonald's menu in the 60's. The image means "last night I 69'd your sister." Whoever couldn't get this is retarded
>>674770787
2
I'm 19 and zits are a problem and I don't need more of them
