Daily Reminder: If you're age 30 or older, you're
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Daily Reminder:
If you're age 30 or older, you're a loser. GTFO /b/ and go read a newspaper.
Seriously, what the fuck are all you old, irrelevant, wrinkly, ugly fucks doing on my /b/?
>>674760648
kys
>sage in all fields
kek no fuck you
>implying 30 is middle aged
>>674761091
>>674761102
>butt hurt oldfarts detected
Get your old irrelevant asses off /b/ you fucking losers.
>>674761223
>implying I fell for your bait you degenerate
As an old fag, I can attest that we all tried this "adulting" thing at one point...the end result was spawn like you OP. Which is why we miserably crawled back here to roost.
>>674761361
>implying you're not old
Go play some bingo
sage
>sage
You kids get off my lawn
>>674760648
>30 or older
>Leave
Youre the reason /b/ sucks you underage, teeny-weenies
Go back to Facespace and Tumbler where you belong
>>674761102
Spotted old fag
>>674761403
Another butt hurt senior. How does it feel to be irrelevant, out of date, and obsolete?
You're EXPIRED, old man. What are you doing on /b/? Fucking pedo.
>>674761403
You just won /b/
>>674761481
You mad, old man?
>>674761574
Oh, here's an old loser. Go mow a lawn or something.
>>674761577
it's funny because I'm in my 20s and I still think op is faggot
>>674760648
>OLDFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>674761590
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>674761624
Dick rider more, homo.
>>674760648
I'm 31.
I bang chicks ten years younger than me.
So fuck you, I ain't going anywhere.
>>674761403
Old fag, in both senses here as well.
We'll do what we want on this board. You new tags never do shit, you never deliver.
You've convinced yourself that a dude with tits is hot. That just makes you gay. GAY.
I'll give credit for creepshots, but that's it.
>>674760648
We tried to get rid of you when you were cancer and failed, now you've grown up and trying to kick us out. Fuck you cancer we're full grown tumor we aint going nowhere. 37 btw
>>674761838
>I bang chicks ten years younger than me.
So does 18 yo OP...
>>674761838
/thread
>>674760648
Nice bait kiddo.
>>674760648
>telling the founders to gtfo.
We made this place.And all you didn was post trap threads all day ever day every hour every minute
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 8
>>674762751
You lying faggot. OP sucks cocks, not tits.
>>674760648
>doing on my /b/?
Teenage fuckwit
Thinks he owns /b/
at least you're not using text-speak and emojiis, unlike many semi-literate children who post here.
And you would never believe my age if I told you, so I won't waste both of our time
OP is pushing 30 and feels bad about it
>>674760648
>Some 15 year found le meme club and made it his sanctuary
/thread
>>674763360
stay mad, wrinkly balls
>>674763590
Try not to project yourself.
>>674763709
OP is projecting himself
>>674763288
Well, OK I was stretching the truth. 18 yo OP bang and blows boys ten years younger than him.
>>674763637
>some irrelevant, wrinkled balls, beyond 30 nobody got mad.
Stop hanging out at the college campus, old man. You're cringe.
>>674760648
get off my lawn underage faggot
>>674760648
>read a newspaper
>calling other people irrelevant
There's a grandfather clause on 4chan. If you've been here for more than 6 years everyone but you is a newfag.
>>674760648
I'm actually over 40
>>674764067
>>674764070
>>674764116
All these butt hurt old ass losers. KEK. You're all just mad because you are EXPIRED!
Fucking man-childs...
>>674764155
That's sad. Kill yourself, pedo.
>>674760648
49 yr old here.
I come to enage in /pol/itical discourse and to look at 17 year old pussy - if you don't want us here, stop posting that poon...
>>674763709
struck a nerve, there..
it's okay, bro. being 30 ain't too bad.
>>674764247
>man-childs
>mfw I'm a young 19 year old
>mfw I find out older people browse 4chan
Who here older than 49?
>>674760648
I have nowhere else to go...
>>674764374
>to look at 17 year old pussy
That's okay, you will eventually end up behind bars and on the sex offender registry. I'll let the strong arm of the law take care of you, old fart.
As it always happens, you'll tire of CP. You'll desire the real thing, and when you try, yes, you'll be in prison getting ass fucked by other male inmates.
no matter what you post, OP is gonna reply "kek oldfuck detected".
playing chess with a pigeon.
>>674763709
>stay mad, wrinkly balls
My god - I thought Wilde was dead. But by the quality of your riposte I now see I was mistaken
And because you won't have a clue about the reference, let me help you
>http://www.cmgww.com/historic/wilde/
>>674764615
Yeah, it's sad /b/ro.
- OP
>>674764615
>uwf you too browse /b/ when 40y/o
>>674764247
>Fucking man-childs...
You don't even know what that means - it's actually an insult aimed at the young
plus it's man-children in the plural
>>674764932
aw don't say that shit man
>>674765080
>it's actually an insult aimed at the young
>>674765151
I say it cause it's true
>mfw I'm actually 40 and browse /b/
>>674760648
You forgot rich
>>674764721
*register.
A registry is a place.
I despair of the education the young get these days. No wonder there are so many NEETs
>>674765080
>it's actually an insult aimed at the young
>2016
>being this stupid
Old fag here. Rolling for tits. Dubs get.
>>674760648
found the newfag thats mad about being an underage b& virgin
>>674760648
Lol i'm 22 and i though i was too old for /b/
>>674760648
>>674765308
Can't tell if stupid or b8
>>674760648
people have saved their bodies to become wizards and then you fucktard tell em to get off?
>>674765346
I know. It's hilarious. The idiot that posted it didn't realise it means a child in a man's body, meaning someone who had never managed to actually leave childhood
>>674765447
Nah, there's actually old ass losers on /b/. Fucking pedos. If you pay attention and browse long enough, you'll discover a lot of anons declaring their age is 30 or above. Fucking losers and pedos man.
>>674765475
Could always be both.
Reminder that if you're under 30 you should have a girlfriend/wife and friends to hang out with instead of shitpost on an anime board
>>674764669
Trince prembles
>>674760648
we BUILT "your" /b/, fucker.
>>674765663
>>674760648
Inb4 u are like 16 like half of b... I'm 21 and I'd rather fuck with oldfags any day than young boys like yourself who make /b/ feel pg-13 at best
Reported for underage faggot
>>674761403
aaand /thread.
>>674764615
Come here you little shit, ill get a switch and turn your hide raw you fucking scamp
>>674763243
shut the fuck up
>>674765475
Well I have two university degrees and a MENSA measured IQ of 157; you you work it out
>>674761447
>brit fag detected
>>674765801
no you didn't
W.T. SNACKS BUILT YOU /b/ DUURRRRRRRR
>>674764615
you realize the people that made this site greate are in their mid twenties now faggot?
>>674765879
You know it's spam, right?
>wasting a perfectly good reaction gif on spam; plus solving the captcha to do so
>>674765822
You're cool. I can smell the BORING INTROVERT from here.
LOL. You can't hang out at college parties, go to clubs, etc, because you're a socially inept beta. You therefore hang out with old farts.
KEK
You're a fucking disgrace.
36 here, now I have time to be on /b/ posting instead of lurking when I was in my 20's.
In my 20's I was too busy living to be a fucking idiot on the internet. Good for you. My memories are raving, fucking, dancing, drugs, international travel etc etc. Yours will be trolling the internet.
Who's the loser now?
>>674764721
I fucked a 27 year old last week - have you ever got your balls' wet anon?
Bit embarrassing bcuz she was so damned tight I didn't last long - had to break out the blue pill to service her properly.
>>674766075
*great
grate is what the posts of tweenies do
>>674760648
lol we were here before you....we will be here after you
>>674765915
>a MENSA measured IQ of 157
Three points behind Einstein. Any recent successful inventions? I didn't think so.
Go tip your fedora and boast about Chinese replica MENSA certification elsewhere. No one is buying it.
>>674766224
> being a retard in real life is better than pretending to be a retard on the internet
OK USA
>>674766224
This.
>>674766267
Boasting about an unwanted 27 yo land whale isn't plausible, anon.
Get #REKT
>>674766141
I was in a thread before where some faggots drank the kool aid and were discussing how much of a whore she is so I think it's appropriate to point the bait out.
>>674766075
>in their mid twenties
mid thirties more likely..
>>674761713
Im only 20, faggot
Get back to class you fuck
I bet you wear fingerless gloves
![1399689609301[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nXAvEat.jpg "1399689609301[1].jpg")
>>674764732
>playing chess with a pigeon.
I missed your post; I'm sorry.
That really is /thread, as SDJ can attest
>>674766627
nothing was said about her being a whale. are you so butthurt because you cant get pussy? or is it that you dont like pussy? older guys arent faggots like you.
>>674766627
LOL..!
What's mom making you for dinner tonite anon, maccy cheese?
shut the fuck up you worthless know-nothing millenial faggot
go cry about boomers or something you cuck
>>674760648
Haha those where the people that made /b/ the over hyped amazing carnie ride it used to be, the whole thing that brought the little dream killers here in the first place. How does it feel to cling to things that used to be awesome, that were only enjoyed to the fullest by previous generations? To be nothing more than undereducated and over confident hipsters with a sense of humor than makes the severally autistic cringe? I truly pity the younger generations, and the shit they have been forced to grow up in.
Lol fuck it who am I kidding. It's entertaining seeing the future of man. Easy to see how well extinct ourselves huh
>>674766773
I'd say active anons during the golden age
must be pushing 30 now
>>674766934
Now come on, be serious. To be a cuck you have to have a woman to be cucked by. This is OP we're talking about
>>674764732
/thread
>>674760648
having come here from SA and NG, participated in countless raids, created and spread countless memes, and helped make /b/ what it is infamous for today; at 33 and still farting around on this shadow of the former /b/ when im bored in my free time, I say this with conviction: GTFO newfag.
>>674766863
Backpage prostitutes don't count, m8. It conveys you're a loser that has to pay, not an alpha that can sway.
>>674766883
-3/10
Mom jokes, by default, makes a you cringe worthy beta.
>>674766883
chicken fucking tendies
I saved up 30 gdp over the last weeks
>>674767090
Didn't read HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>674767090
They call them "GENERATION OUTRAGE"...they lurk in their parent's basement and jack off to the internet all day - oh, and bitch about us having 'all the jobs'.
>>674762492
What this guy said
>>674767214
>newfag
Only newfags say "newfag," you newfag.
>>674763000
meanwhile some 30 minutes later.......
trips (self) acknowledged.
>>674767280
*gbp
I doubt you've saved 30 times the Gross Domestic Product of even a poor nation in a week
The ignorance is strong in this one
>>674767108
well, moot was 15 when he launched the site in '03. That makes him 28 now, and most of the guys who jumped the bandwagon back then, were late teen to early 20's -so yes, there we have it.
I'm 40... and I started browsing sometime in early '06, so I'm not even orignalfag.
>>674767362
Ha ha! Read this and it was gay as fuck!
>>674760648
yr trying too hard faggot
>>674767500
>Only newfags say "newfag," you newfag.
Best cognitive dissonance ITT
>>674767269
Oh no...he made fun of my mommy?!
HTFU millenial faggot - life is hard, you are woefully under prepared.
>>674767626
you fucking newfag normies ruin everything
gbp = good boy points
>>674767643
>I'm 40... and I started browsing sometime in early '06,
>and I started browsing sometime in early '06
LIES
LIES
LIES
You're trying too hard to fit in, old man. Leave /b/. Go pop a few vitamins and take a nap. You're alzheimer's is getting to you, grandpa.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674766720
A valid point, except you didn't actually point out that it was bait, like I did
You just told the bait to shut up, making it look as though you thought it was real
>>674760648
I'm 48, and you little shit-for-brains teenyboppers are the reason this place has gone to shit. This was the place which gave birth to Anonymous -- an organization which gives the world's intelligence agencies the vapours -- and produced virtually every viral meme for a generation. Then you little fucks came and turned this place into a text version of Habbo Hotel.
>>674767643
>this guy
>>674760648
hello Mook. Didn't realize that you were posting today.
>>674768151
>I'm 48
Stopped reading right there.
KILL YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING LOSER
>>674760648
>>674760648
>>674760648
>>674760648
>>674760648
underage b&
>>674764732
>Playing chess with a pigeon
Kek 29 here I'm not going anywhere fuck op he's like
>look at me I'm a young homosexual and never get old
>>674768290
old fart b&
stay mad with your old ass.
>>674768289
I'm 49
>>674768367
I'm even older
I'm also out of this shit thread
>>674768146
didn't expect such a reasonable response
>>674768461
Over & out senpai.
>>674760648
Youre right. Your generation is fucking hopeless with shit tier music and style. We should at least let you have /b/. What you deserve. You may now continue to end the world. Bye forever!
>>674768142
you believe me when I say I'm 40, but not when I say I've been here for more than 10 years.
pigeon detected
>>674768348
>12 yo shitposts
>cries about oldfags
underage b&
>>674768151
You forgot to mention how fat these little shits are and how medicated their mommies make them. Also, their total lack of creativity and tons and tons of cringe worthy threads all add to the "fun".
I go to the gym and i see these basement dwellers once in awhile and I always wonder why an 18 year old is going bald and has tits and presses less than girls their age
>>674768142
>You're alzheimer's is getting to you
>You're alzheimer's
>You're
>>674760648
>your /b/
>>674766224
This really
Too much partying and working in my 20s to be on this shit website. But now that having kids keeps me tethered to my house, /b/ helps with the boredom.
>>674768609
Yeah the music is the problem. I would say high cholesterol, diabetes and balding at 18 is the bigger problem.
>>674763243
So gutted I missed this.
>>674768223
no u
>>674768289
I'm 52 faggot get mad
I've been here since 2004.
You fucking kids need to get off of my lawn.
>>674768773
>points on one spelling error
>LEL I'M SMARTER THAN YOU
YO OLD DUDES...GTFO OUT..WE BE PICKING UP CHICKS HERE
>>674768981
someone older than me - is there anyone in their 60's here?
Oldfags.
>>674768981
>btw, you're not an oldfag for posting that pic.
Go educate yourself some more on knowyourmeme.com, newfag.
>>674769105
>points on one spelling error
>points on
>>674769217
Not "oldfag"
You're an OLD FART. GET IT RIGHT
Whos the loser? The older adults that hang out with the young adults? Or the young adults that hang out in the place with all the old farts?
>>674769217
GTFO OLD ASSHOLE..YOU AIN'T COOL LIKE US ANYMORE..
>>674769309
You did up again, anon. Your so smart.
>>674769252
holy shit this guy is in the know...
>>674769321
I WOULD SAY ALL ARE LOSERS.EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE IS A LOSER SON.
>>674769372
>Your so smart
>Your
trying too hard
Around 30 is the only time you ARE relevant you stupid little shit. Nobody takes you seriously at 20. You've seen nothing, you've experienced nothing, you've done nothing, you are nobody. You're freshly out of your parents' house, if even that. What could you possibly know at 20-something?
To quote Louis CK, "She’s 5, 5 years old, you know what that means? Nothing that she says, matters. She’s never said something actually important in her entire life. I literally could have missed every word this fucking kid has ever said, and nothing would be different!"
That's how we feel about you.
>>674769469
/b/ was never good
>>674765628
OR MAYBE YOU ARE JUST A LONELY, MALADJUSTED FAGGOT WHO HAS T HANG AROUND OLD GUYS AND PEDOS.
>>674769590
4CHAN WAS NEVER GOOD.
>>674768666
checked
>>674769573
/thread
>>674760648
This shits stupid at least we have originality the shit I see now a days is recycled bullshit I'm glad I got to experience nes super nes awesome cartoons movies and music that were fucking awesome while you Little kiddies have to sit through shitty music rehashed movies and this sjw bull
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>>674760648
>my /b/
is it a weird way to start a cringe thread?
>>674769609
>>674769664
>being this mad
>because old
Don't get so mad you cause yourself to stroke out, grandpa.
Now, calm down and go jack it to some CP you got off /b/, pedo, because we know you can't get it up to some real pussy, limp dick.
>>674769995
BUT WE ARE ALL WHITE MALES...
LOL. HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT GIRLS YOUR AGE PRESS MORE THAN YOU FATSO?
Let me clarify this.
Regardless of your age, if you visit 4chan.org/b you are a fucking loser
Old people deep inside knows its true and new generations you will find it out eventually.
>>674769858
>This shits stupid at least we have originality
Stopped reading right there...
Technology has rapidly advanced in the last decade – more so than it did when you were in your prime, old fart.
Go soak your false teeth. I think the gingivitis has you thinking crazy, old man.
>>674760648
>>674760648
OP is obvious 40 year old newfag.
>>674769573
>citizen Kane clapping
>>674765915
MENSA doesn't "measure" your IQ. If you're interested in joining, they give you a local contact to an administrator of a test like the WAIS. Idiot.
>>674760648
As soon as you get the b&underaged gone.
Sagegoesinallfields
>>674770432
I'm 23 imbecile don't jump into conclusions also at least I'm not a denial little fucker
36yo here. been on 4chan since 06
So oldfags are just easier to trigger I see.
>>674770432
>see post
>didn't read lol
>reply with "kek oldfuck is old lololololol"
>mom I won at the internet again
>>674760648
daily reminder that if you are below the age of 30 you were UNDERAGE when 4chan was founded and therefore a confirmed NEWFAGGOT.
Lurk moar lil'cuck
>>674760648
>>674761713
why the fuck would i mow my lawn when it's still snowing what kind of logic is that
>>674770842
>don't jump into conclusions
see
>>674764732
>>674760648
I was 40 when I got here, and that was 10 years ago.
>>674771156
Damn I'm 26, I hope I'm still here when I'm 50. God speed anon.
Op why to you feel that looking at pictures of traps and boipucci threads require an age limit? Congrats your generations version of /b/ is better than ever.
Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. .. http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/ubuw4Usy/file.html .. Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 4
Op doesnt realize that 4chan is older than him
>>674761223
Underage b&.
>>674772290
Just a bunch of stupid tweeners thinking they no how to troll like an oldfag. Its sad really. Poor kid prob has a micro penis.
>>674761590
>Not understanding the nature of time and aging
Were you born this stupid, or did your mother let you fall off of the coin operated washing machine she set you down on?
>>674772624
Ya because not having any fucking social skills is cool these days.
>>674761518
kek
/b/ today is full of southern swingers with their retarded moral panics (Ballerina attempts to spread Sharia by dancing in human!) and perverse pastimes (Wanking to their mothers/sister's panties). DIAF LOSERS
>>674760648
lol your /b/ you are just a lame ass redditfag that is on here and dont pretend like you arent its pretty obvious to tell
>>674760648
Your /b/?
Fuck you newfag.
>>674769573
This guy is correct.
