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My bald rat just die, trips decide what i do.
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microwave for 1 minute
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burn it
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>>674749263
We say VIKING FUNERAL !
Do it !
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>>674749263
angus inserte
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Microwave two minutes
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cum on it
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hammer time
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>>674749263
this is the 4th time I have seen this pic, why do people even try this bullshit fake fuckery>?
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>chop into little pieces
>feed to other rat
>???
>profit!
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>>674749263
Leave it there and the other one will eventually feast. That's what happened with my rats
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consume it
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Put it into microwave until you hear.it scream
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>>674749634
Your a monster!!!
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go into the street and drop it in a beggars cup, film the process and reaction

if too pussy, take it into a store and try buy something with the corpse, film and post
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>>674749447
this
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>>674749263
weekend at bernies it
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full on viking funeral, have some other rats fight to the death
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Goodbye rato
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>>674749263
make a rat sandwich and eat it!
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>>674749447
Yes its what his baldness deserves
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>>674749263
Didn't your bald rat just did earlier on today too?
Can anybody explain what people get out of copypasta?
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>>674749263
No timestamp. Have you ever even been here before?
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Dig a grave for it
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Make it a raft, light it on fire, cast away to the nordic gods. You know what to do OP.
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>>674749263
Send him to space
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>>674749263
The one on the left is like, "Dude, get me the fuck out. There's a DEAD GUY in here."
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give him a funeral with candles and flowers
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Sleep tight Rato
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>>674749983
This
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>>674749263

Chop Chop
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Fire
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>>674750095
Kek
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>>674750060
Rolling for this. The gods await his arrival.
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>>674749263
Cook it and eat it.
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Put it up your ass
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>>674750489
roll
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Go die
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>>674749263
Dude this was already posted
Fuck off with your shitty bait.
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>>674749447
roll
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>>674750489
re-roll
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Put it up your butt
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Butcher it, remove all it's guts, roast it the remaining meat, feed it to the healthy rat.
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Norse funeral
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blender time
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in your ass!
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Someone know how to do taxidermia?
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Experiment
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>>674749263
Suck it's limp necrotic dick.
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>>674749447

this..
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>>674750937
Yes do it!
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>>674749263
Didn't your rat die yesterday? Are you a chef at Wendy's?
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send it to heaven (space program)
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lick it, then viking funeral.
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Make a milkshake out of him.
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>>674749263
AHAHAHAH the black n white ones like HALP meeeeee then you go take both them freeze them and throw them through the chruch windows
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>>674752211
>2211
pls for dub dubs
would you kindly sir
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Satanic ritual, but it needs your blood.
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how is that not obvious?
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cum on it, lick it and feed it to the other rat
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>>674749263
Put it in your pooper. that is always the answer.
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>>674749700
its dead tho
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>>674749263
Leave it, the other will start eating it soon
Circle of life m8
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1) microwave for 1 minute
2) fuck in the butt
3) then eat
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new keychain!
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>>674749263
cum on it
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sex it up
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>>674749263
why is it bald?


>>674749634
i had this happen before when i had rats and mice in the same cage , rats will eat the mice
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Satanic ritual
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Mods stop being faggots. Give us rat in the pooper
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Cum on it and eat it
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Puppet show!
Kids must watch.
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Put in a blender with a cup of warm water. Blend and drink it.
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Cum on it and in ass
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Cum in it
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Hammer time
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Cum on it and eat the fucker
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>>674749398
on 1000 watt
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Shove it up your ass and eat it
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Perform a magic show, cut it in half.
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>no timestamp
>multiple gets, no delivery
>people still rolling

I swear to fucking god man you newfags
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Post it through your neighbours door with cum on it?
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>>674749447
This tbh
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>>674749263
eat it
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>>674749263
I guess you should eat it
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>>674750060
Roll
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Put it in the damn microwave and cook it there for 1 minute.
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Cut it to pieces
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>>674749263
Rip bald rat.
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>>674749447
its the way he wouldve wanted to go
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>>674749263
Viking burial
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>>674749447
Rolling rolling rolling
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Film it while you're eating it, post results here
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>>674749263
For real that Viking funeral
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>>674749447
Roll
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>>674753505
Re roll
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>>674749263
Looks like rigor mortis
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>>674753554
One off nigga
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Vacuum seal it in 1 bag then put that in a bag full of rice. Afterwards vacuum seal it in another bag then dig a 6ft hole and bury it.
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>>674749263
Dispose of under the driver's seat of a friend you only kind of like
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>>674753697
Roll
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>>674753776
Fuck
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>>674749263
Put it in a condom and mail it to PETA
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>>674749263
Microwave it for 3 minutes
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It is clear.
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>>674753863
This
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>>674749263
jesus christ that rat looks like it belonged in a nursing home with a walker.

find a box and give that old bastard a burial. wrap the box is christmas paper before you do in case any kids are watching. if they dig it up thinking it's a christmas present, all they'll find is a dead rat and a new dick sleeve.
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>674749263
Put in blender with milk. Then drink it
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>>674753863
Rollin for this
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>>674754107
rolling
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>>674754017
do it
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>>674754017
re-roll
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>>674754107
Sick fuck

Rolling for this
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Is it summer already?
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>>674749263
Lick it and upload the video
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>>674753863
First, put in ass.
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>>674754017
show me trips bitch
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>>674753863
Roll
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>>674749263
Eat it!
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Buy a suit for it and yourself. Make a small, wooden coffin for it. Then give it a proper burial.

You fuck.
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>>674754352
roll
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>>674754017
wrapping paper. wrapping paper you nigger.

samefagging because i know i can.
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>>674751277
winrar
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>>674754326
This is a lot of what old school /b/ was. The only difference is OPs used to deliver and this OP surely will not.

Also Viking funeral
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bite off its penis
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Smoke it
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>>674749263
Cum on it then cook it in the oven
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>>674749447
Roll for this
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>>674749263
cut off its tail, tie it around your cock. pic, time stamp
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alright i changed my mind.


use it as a dick sleeve. shove you erect penis into the dead rat, and take a picture.
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>>674754557
Rolling for this.
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Cum on it and take a pic of your tongue next to the cummed on body
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>>674754557
Do it faggot
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Give it a proper funeral
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>>674752377
reroll
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>>674749263
Reposter from yesterday. Faggot.
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>>674754515
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take a video of you beheading it with an isis flag in the background and send it to their recruiting office
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>>674754657
This!
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>>674750489
roll for this
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>>674753863
THIS
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>>674749447
Rolling for this
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>>674754657
This OP!
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eat it
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>>674754609
Rolling for this. You sick bastard. Deliver!
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>>674754708
rolling
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>>674754657
DO IT FAGGOT!
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reroll for dick sleeve. instructions above >>674754609
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Do nothing. Let other rat eat it
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>>674749447
Roll
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>>674754657
rollinggg
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>>674754708
Yes! This!
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dick sleeve squad assemble
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>>674749263
Sleep tight ratto
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VIKING FUNERAL
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re-roll dick sleeve
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Microwave for 1 minute at the highest watt possible
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>>674749447

Best idea I've ever heard from /b/
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>>674754964
>>674754852
>>674754789
>>674754609
rolling
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>>674755044
this haha
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>>674750060
Roll
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>>674755027
>>674755039
compromise, dick sleeve the rat and set it on fire while his dick is inside.
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>>674755044
>>674755118
roll
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Remove guts. Use rat as dick sleeve
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>>674749447
roll
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>>674749447

This, you should this
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DICK SLEEVE PARTY 2016
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Roll for viking
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>>674750489
this op
you better deliver faggot
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>>674749447
Roll part deux
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>>674749447
Roll fo dis
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Take that shit to a taxidermist and get it stuffed so you can love it forever and ever
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>>674749447
Rollerino
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>>674755220
FUCK

ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKER IT'S DICK SLEEVE TIME.
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>>674755190
Rolling for this!
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waste
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>>674755044

this
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>>674749447

Rolling for this
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EITHER FUCK IT OR STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
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put it in your neighbors mailbox
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Take picture with rato in mouth.
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>>674755241
Rolo
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>>674755331
>>674755332
noooooo
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Sharpie in pooper
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Deepfry and proceed to consume.
It will give you its courage from beyond the grave.
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>>674755330
>>674755331
>>674755332
Dat combo
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Throw it away

Trips get
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Fuck rato with sharpie in the poopers
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It's a dick sleeve kind of day gentlemen.

Use that dead rat as a dick sleeve and make america great again.
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>>674755292
Roll
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>>674755377
The classics are always the best.

Rolling for this.
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Viking funeral
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>>674755374
Rall
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>>674749447

Roallin
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Wear it like a trump toupe
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>>674749263
take it out of the cage before the other rat eats it, dipshit

rat owner noob
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>>674750489
Roll
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>>674755511
quints
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Viking funeral!
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>>674754657
ok...
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Proper burial.
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bury it to the backyard
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>>674755409
that was definitely beautiful.

but dick sleeve that rat.
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>>674755544
Found the newfag
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Put it in pooper
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>>674755587
No, Viking funeral
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Write "rato" on it's back with sharpie, then place sharpie in rato's pooper
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>>674755544
are you retarded, or just a complete newfag?
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>>674755607
I DEMAND DICK SLEEVE
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>>674755389
roll.
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get a sharpie and make its dreans come true (hair)
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Stick sharpie up rats popper as far as possible. Stick rat head first up your pooper.
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>>674755044
Rolll
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>>674755666
WINRAR
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Burn it to ashes then snort the remains.
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>>674755666
WINRAR
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>>674755666
Winrar
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>>674749263
eat it raw
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>>674755666
aaaaand we have a winner
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>>674755666
winar
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DICK SLEEVE.

IMMERSE YOUR COCK IN THAT DEAD RAT.
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>>674755666
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>>674755666
Aww man i really wanted a viking funeral
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>>674755666
WINRAR
OP better deliver
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>>674755666
WINRAR!
Satanic trips
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>>674755666
SATANIC TRIPS
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>>674749447
rolling
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>>674755666
Aw fuck winner?
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>>674755666
FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKER WELL DONE.

DICK SLEEVE WILL RISE AGAIN!
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Will op deliver?
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>>674755476
Roll checkem
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>>674755666
>666

Nice
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>>674755777

wat
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>>674755783
Thats boring. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME
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>>674755557
2 off from quints
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>>674755777
WINRAR ON THE WINRAR
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>>674755891
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>>674755666
as if hundreds of live cried out and suddenly orgasmed.

this thread is actually a metaphorical dick sleeve.
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>>674755777
>>674755666
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>>674749447
get
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>>674755777
lol lucky 7's confirming satans existence
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>>674749447
This
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ITT trips everywhere
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Trips says dismember then pics then cook and eat with pics
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>>674755936
Ye we know fucktard
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>>674755666
>>674755777
op
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you know what, it's not to late. i'm still gonna try for a little dick sleeve.
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>>674754515
You fuckin newfag
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Now we wait.
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>>674755666

Devils trips...
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I have a feeling that op will not deliver
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>>674756206
What? OP always delivars
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>>674756250
fuck off m8
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>>674756147
and continue to ask and petition to dick sleeve.

it's no longer a request, it's a human necessity. like cold french fries, we know they're bad, but we still have to try one before throwing them out.

dick sleeve: it's a duality thing
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Op deliver u fuckboi
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Late but, sharpie in rat pooper. Rat in OP's pooper. Pooper inception
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>>674755691
He's retarded don't worry
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>>674756287
This op eats more cock than the next
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>>674756498
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Op get the fucking car ready cause you gotta make a delivery!
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And now we wait for op to surely delivar
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>>674756093
Man 6 away from dubs
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>>674755777
Holy meming shit. Double trip.
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>>674749447
We will get this
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It doesn't take this long faggot
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>>674756927

Ooh so close /b/ro

Check em
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SPACE PROGRAM
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OP will surely deliver
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snowman
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OP FFS
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>>674757012

Retard
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torch him
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Fuck you op for making us wait you sack of shit
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>>674755666
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Cough
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Threads dead baby, threads dead
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Viking Funeral!
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>>674749447
This fag
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Bitch has cheated on me after few months of relationship. Guess it's time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 9
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Abandoning thread, op is full of shit and just attention whoring
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>>674749263
trips get

>put in blender
>blend
>drink

Post pic's
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>>674758135
fuck off
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>>674749447
rolling
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>>674758135

Holy fuck that vid is sick Maine! She's one mucky bitch 10/10 would deffo ass rape
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>>674758322
You're only kidding yourself. Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening guys. Time to go to another thread.
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Viking's Funeral.
Send the little dude to sovengarde
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>>674758135

Fuck that bitch, anon. Thanks for the upload
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>>674758135

Wow!!!
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New random bread

>>674758537
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>>674758135

Get it while it's still hot guise
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Send it to Valhalla.
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>>674749447
Roll
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>>674755666
satan
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>>674755666
Op does liver
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OP wont deliver
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Rare Pepe
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>>674749760
roll
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OP has a hungry ass for cock
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Op died. The end
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