Civ Thread
RULES:
>First Dubs After Update Post Decide What Happens
>Trips Beat Dubs etc.
>Realism is not necassary
>"Instant Death"-Post Will Be Ignored
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>Population: 3
>Location: Field with Grass and a couple of Trees
>Food: 15 apples (-3 per update)
>Goal: Survival
>Happiness: Neutral
>Religion: None
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Don't let this one 404 /b/
Build a farm
One guy murders another
They find a chest with food
Love happens
Roll for love
The sun explodes
Religion of love created
cmon guys no 404 pls
Sea level rises dramatically, 1 person drowns and is eaten by a giant squid.
>>674747998
fuck so close!
>>674747998
mfw one of
one of those people is a nihilist, he kills the oter two in his sleep and thus remaining the only men alive
Circle of rape!
Rerolol for squid
it starts raining cats
A giant Jaden Smith head will be the sun.
>>674747998
OP i can come up with cool shit but i aint gonna reroll 50 fucking times to get dubs, so either pick what you like or wait for thread to die because of no dubs.
>>674748271
Roll for this.
>>674748266
check 'em
>>674748266
Checked
the nigger gets killed
>>674748271
Reroll
>>674748271
Rerollings
New religion devoted to blobo as main god and the banana as a minor god. They combined once before according to legend and their goal is to recreate it.
no 404 pls
>>674748271
Please dubs
>>674748565
Rolling for this
>>674748565
The combined form
one of them become batman
>>674748565
Reroll
>>674748271
Roll
>>674747105
Mass suicide. Everyone dies
The holy rain of cats starts
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>Population: 3 + alot of cats
>Location: Field with Grass and a couple of Trees
>Food: 12 apples (-3 per update)
>Goal: Survival
>Happiness: Happy beacause cats
>Religion: None
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>>674748941
chop down 1 tree to make fire
plant seeds
>>674747105
enslave women and use them to reproduce
aputate legs and arms when hungry
>>674749019
rolling for this
>>674749019
roll
>>674749019
rollin rollin rollin
>>674749038
roll
New Religion: Scientology
>>674749019
rolls
>>674749179
Reroll
>>674748941
cats can now impregnate everybody
rape season is 12monts/year
cats become dominant species
>>674748941
Smash all apples with cats.
cut off a few cat heads and stick them on pikes also we randomly find pikes in the ground
>>674749222
kek
Religion Christianity
>>674749019
roll but fire explodes
>>674749179
Roll for this
kill the nigger that way they have food for another week
>>674749274
Roll
Bob Ross becomes our religion
settle down in a forest and make a couple of shacks to live in
Bitch has cheated on me after few months of relationship. Guess it's time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass) She is also legal I promise. http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/O4qVcs25/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 13
The people interbreed with the cats having litters of 6-9 human cat baby's for each cat. Population increased to 250
Slaughter some cats to get catflesh as food
>>674749470
rollerino for this
>>674748565
Rollin fo dis
>>674749546
Reroll because
>>674749555
Said some cats, not all
>>674749555
Tripurr get
we start to eat our cat brothers for food also cannibalism is new religion
>>674749274
Rolling
Tame wild goats
Rape happens. in 3 updates cat-human hybrids will be born
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>Population: 3 pregnant hoomans + lots of cats
>Location: Field with Grass and a couple of Trees
>Food: 9 apples (-3 per update)
>Goal: Survival
>Happiness: Shocked
>Religion: None
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>>674748941
Introduce Muslims
Niggers invade the city killing half the population and eating all the cats, survivors are raped and all are impregnated with triplets, all will be born in one month and will instantly grow into bloodthirsty negro adults who want blood for their new tribe
>>674749333
>>674749701
It's scientology you heathen!
forgot pic
>>674749818
Update religion!
>>674749222
Winrar
>>674749834
rerolling
New Religion: Hitlerism
>>674749834
rolling for this
>>674749941
Rolll
find abandoned camp and take shelter in it
>>674749818
The humans started to praise the cats and make a gaint vagina sculpture
2 niggers are seen approaching from the west with spears
The apples become self aware and develop language
We summon a god to warp us to the future age, removing needs for food, happiness, and then religion is deemed un-needed by the majority of the population (also giving us all the tech we need, basically winning the game instantly)
>>674749834
this
>>674750022
Dubs dubs winrar
Allah is the new god
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>Population: 3 pregnant hoomans + lots of cats
>Location: Field with Grass and a couple of Trees
>Food: 6 apples (-3 per update)
>Goal: Survival
>Happiness: Shocked
>Religion: Islam
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>>674750111
welp gg
WE BEGIN TO PRAISE OUR GOD TONY THE TIGER FOR GIVING US THESE CATS
>>674750111
Fuckk off
sotty forgot pic again
a volcano made out of penises appears and splurge on everyone
This thread sucks balls
>>674750111
this sucks ass
>>674750111
Welp, looks like this thread is ogre, once the OP notices the post.
>>674750171
The cats are starting to build a space program
OP is a faggot
>>674749834
Moar of this
>>674750111
Less of this
Do the roar
>>674750183
Roll
>>674749834
Roll for this
donald trump gives a small loan of a million dollars to make the land wealthy and a mansion to be created
>>674750111
OP update
>>674749834
Rolllll
>>674750111
rerolling 2nd time
>>674750171
Start a pig farm for food.
>>674750441
This
>>674750411
Check em
>>674750314
MUDA MUDA MUDAREROLLO
>>674750466
REKT
So many dubs
Huge cock comes from space penetrating Allah and killing him. They now worship this enormous white cock
>>674750111
OP forgot about these trips I guess
>>674750466
>>674750111
OP, fucking deliver, my rolls are divine & holy
>>674750600
Check em
>>674749834
they see me rolling
ayy lmao tribe invades
>>674750772
they hatin', patrolling, tryna catch me riding singles
>>674748565
Roll for religion
quads and we get nuked back to the stone age
>>674749834
roll
>>674750893
thats right, faggot. Im takin you to flavor town.
>>674750289
read the rules
>>674750961
Reroll
>>674751045
Yeah trips beats dubs faggot
>>674751084
One more time!
>>674750111
I think OP is busy making this in paint.
>>674751150
>"Instant Death"-Post Will Be Ignored
i.e. "ending the game: the post" will be ignored.
any day
>>674751199
Double dubs. Op must obey now!
>>674750600
Let's see it
>>674751350
I didnt say it ended the game, it just gets close
>>674750411
checked
>>674751470
>>674751350
Yeah fags, to end the game you need utter omnipotence. That ain't utter omnipotence (yet)
>>674751466
Chizzzecked
>>674751470
see
>>674750111
>We summon a god to warp us to the future age, removing needs for food, happiness, and then religion is deemed un-needed by the majority of the population (also giving us all the tech we need, basically winning the game instantly)
>WINNING THE GAME INSTANTLY
>>674751199
Winrar!
>>674751741
ayo fuck yew man
>>674753455
Winrar!
>>674750111
win
gg
>>674753778
it took you all that time to draw this
nigga the fuck
