any good tinder openers?
Im too autistic to think of one
pic unrelated
Damn girl what's seven inches long rock hard and full of semen?
The sock under my bed :(
seriously has worked a ton of times, just make a corny fucking joke and start the small talk after she laughs it's fucking easy
Are we in a grocery store? Cuz you're totally checking me out.
>>674719285
You can be the babe to my Mohammed Al Hababeh
>>674719423
kek. sadly wont work in my native language
>>674719415
thanks Ill try to think of something. Just cant come up with anything nonretarded right now.
>>674719285
allahu akbar sweetie
>>674720254
>allahu akbar sweetie
no
>you must be a jet fuel cuz you just melted my steel beam
would you rather have 4 legs or 4 arms?
>>674719912
don't worry, 99% of girls using tinder are retarded anyway
https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
>>674722098
that what im hoping for
>>674722145
>https://www.change.org/p/hbo-replace-john-oliver-with-a-woman
not signing this. the already have unfunny cunt as host
>>674719415
Degenerate af.
Laughs, slag confirmed.
>>674719285
Fuck one, marry one, kill one..
Me, Hitler and me again? Go!
>>674722460
Win
>>674722460
Purely judging by the state of the average 4channer, kill you, marry hitler cause he's already been dead ages, the priest will just tell me "go
Home you're drunk" then fuck your corpse for the keks
>>674722460
id pick hitler twice
try this senpai
>>674722989
Cringed hard
>>674722989
brain refuses to process
>>674722989
/b/ women interaction IRL in a nutshell.
>>674723094
>>674723295
>>674723329
this is now a cringe bread
Alright I'm about to post some images and you gotta follow them op,it'll work like maybe 15%of the time,but that's all you need
>aye bby u wan sum fuk
Works every time
>>674723416
thanks based anon
>>674723416
Tell them to pick a card
>>674723499
*after they have picked a card*
Are you sure you want that card
>>674723499
shouldnt i switch my profile picture for david copperfield before this step?
>>674722054
u dont get laid
>>674723567
*aftet they have confirmed*
Alright then
>>674723656
You've activated my trap card
>>674722989
This gives me anxiety.
>>674723704
thats it?
>>674723704
*now you're drowning in titties and you should post results on 4chan*
Ask them if they wanna trade nudes because that will make the girls horny.
>>674722989
You should be ashamed of yourself
>>674723812
might try while drunk
>>674723876
ok i wont forget the incluve the part about it making tham horny
Hey cutie, let's not turn this rape into a murder
>>674723812
After that you'll leave every women lookin like this, you're welcome man
>>674723921
>implying its my personal conversation and not just 8months year old repost from cringe channel
>>674723974
hello Jimmy Carr I didnt know you lurk here
>>674724025
>>674723939
You haven't mastered the technique yet,you can't do it while drunk,you'd fuck it up,and what if it does work,alcohol and your autism don't mix you wouldn't know how to follow up
Just find sloots and ask if they are looking for a sexdate
>>674724240
got ya. dont want to end up like pic related
>>674724411
on average I get as many matchis as i speak dutch.
no fucking idea whats written in it
>>674724467
Tbh the main goal is to get them to laugh,that way they will think that you're enjoyable enough to keep on chatting with cause they want you to be an entertaining individual cause lets face it they're not,and also women are people to,you gotta have the mentality that you don't need them but they need you
>>674725983
im trying. i just suck at opening conversation with people i dont know. its just the first fucking step thats so hard for me.
>>674726326
This is actually really reletable, I have a real hard time opening up conversations with new people in general
>>674726488
Im usually alright after that point. I lead pretty normal social life, but getting to know new people is fucking hard when im sober (well unless its colleage or class mate)
Best Tinder opener is the fourteen words.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children".
>>674726744
what if you matched with asian?
>>674726723
Yeah exactly the same here, have lots of good friends and no issue getting to know people or having conversations.
Then when it's someone you don't know the opening line just fucks you.
>>674723723
>not calling it the tiddly scares
>>674727138
worst part is i get tons of laugh when around people, but when i try to write to someone new i cant think about anything non autistic or lame.
>>674728577
checked
bread is kill
>>674728577
>>674729133
last check
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>>674729933
double dubs
noice
>>674722368
Is this whole petition bait? Cause this is some next level cringe
>>674730990
I cant tell anymore m8.
poe law is off the charts
