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what kind of girlfriend do you want
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One exactly like this
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>>674696834
Doesn't matter as long as she has a dick
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>>674697424
But isn't fucking your mom illegal?
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>>674697574
It's not technically MY mom so it's fair game.
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Someone who enjoys my company and isn't crazy or annoying. My standards are pretty low. Hating facebook and never texting/not owning a smart phone is a plus.
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Qt, loving, that will like me the way I am, wouldn't cheat and would take care of me like mother.
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what 'kind' of girlfriend? fuck, man... I would be happy with *a* girlfriend. She doesn't even have to be a girl.
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>>674697875
Was your mom hot? Legit question. I'm curious about the "fuckable mom" thing.
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>>674696834
I would want one, not very dominant, but kind of. And that she would like the stuff i do.
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>>674697740
Even if she was genetically very similar I still would anyway as long as she was a cutie.
Like a Rei version of my mother.
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>>674696834
I'm going in raw
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>>674696834
Any girly and shy
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>>674697424
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>>674699162
I could fap to that
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>>674698301
The thing is that I never had someone to take care of me. Father left when I was 2 (not a nigger), mom was working all day, aunt was beating me up all day. Kids were bullying me in school. I really need someone to take care about me(not in a financial aspect, but in a psychological).
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>>674698688
Scarlet pimpernel
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A boyfriend with a feminine penis would be nice.
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>>674696834
my sister
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>I want a girl with a fire in her eyes, with a smile that would make you freeze
>with a tongue that could twist the truth out of lies, and bring an army to its knees
>I want a girl who brings the action, who makes the world spin out of control
> I want a girl who elicits a startled reaction from whomever may glimpse her soul
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>>674699316
I'm sorry to hear about that. I hope you can find a girlfriend like that someday.
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Ahem.
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one who has a life and isn't a slut like my ex
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none
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>>674696834
A Godly woman who loves me second only to God
Aesthetically if it matters, without tattoo or piercing and is white and a virgin
But if the former is accomplished then nothing really matters
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>>674700403
ikr the berst wemon are white
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>>674701046
No, the best HUMANS are National Socialist.
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>>674701007
>No piercings and no tattoos
I wish this were more common. Fucking everyone looks like a circus freak, plastering bullshit all over their skin and poking holes in their body. You know what that says to me? It says "I think I'm ugly and want to make my body uglier because of deep-seated insecurities", not whatever the fuck artistic expression they're trying to make.

Fuck piercings and tattoos. They are the fastest ways to make an otherwise hot girl unfuckable.
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>>674701366
including something on the order of a dainty little butterfly on her ankle?
double earlobe piercings?
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>>674699162
sauce that shit
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>>674701729
Any tattoo is degenerate. One piercing of the ear should be enough to present a gem, not a bunch of rings like some African native.
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>>674701046
right that sounds good
can we give them a snappy name
maybe natzis?
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>>674701729
All are disgusting, you should only leave metal inside you if you're dead
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>>674699879
youre a faggot
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>>674696834

12. Big tits. Big cock. Mind and libido of a 30 year old woman.
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>>674696834
Preferrably one with no or only small Penis.
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>>674696834
Chihiro without a dick.
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If it's wrong to love little girls then I don't wanna be right.
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one that enjoys loli and stuff like it
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>>674704054
Nigger
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