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Stop jacking off for a second and tell me what your goals are. I want to move into a better house, save money, and completely learn Spanish. GO.
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To keep jacking off.
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learn arabic and hebrew, fuck a jewish lady while yelling SHALOM, and be successful in life
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>>674687203
Get married to my boyfriend and have a family. The normal domestic side of /b/
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I want to get dubs, then jack off
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to somehow not become a complete failure I suppose
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Become a tranny
Make WoW great again
Get dubs
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to be able to handle all these dubs
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To atleast be a little successful as a musician
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Finish my BSN and then get into a psychiatric nurse practitioner program

Buy a nice but modest home and a fully loaded ecoboost F150.

Yeah I know. My sights aren't set that high. But they're achievable. Unlike most teens/early 20's here that all think they're gonna be millionaires.
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to get exaulted with AV to get the frostwolf mount
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>>674688386
>has shitty dreams
>tries to justify them by insulting others
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>>674687203
>Learn German
>Date QT
>Play vidya with QT
>Become an 5-0
>Play vidya with QT
>Marry QT
>Convince QT to become mom-mode
>Become dad-mode
>Helpings people as officer
>Good child(ren)
>Mission accomplish
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>>674688649
Where was the insult friend? Just stating the truth. I too was in my teens and thought I'd be a millionaire... we all do.
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goals are for people with some measure of control over their lives.
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>>674689038
>Further updoots as events warrant

>>674688574
Follow your dremz
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stop jacking off so much (the impossible dream)
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To not be a giant faggot. To have a girl i like give a shit about me.
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>>674687203
pa k quieres saber eso jajaja saludos
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Get my tattoo's done, die at work, go to valhalla
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Nunca sabrán como hablar bien el español, jalense el ganso solamente seres ínfimos y letárgicos

Saludos anon
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>>674689427
pinche puto a la verga, no mames.
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>>674687203
learn how to skate (closetfag here)

get my lifts to an acceptable level

finish uni, get a high paying job

read the bible

die in a field somewhere
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>>674689924
¿quienes nunca sabrán como hablar bien español?¿los gringos putos?
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Get a new grill and dubs
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>>674689822
are you a meth man?
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>>674690538
nah, im a bouncer man
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>>674689427
Porque trabajo con latinos y los gringos no pueden intender español jajaja. En serio hay muchos latinos en el USA. Quiero poder de hablar con ellos.
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Learn French,learn to play a not shitty instrument,and earn a master's degree in psychology
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3tTm0odTIc
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Finish up my degree in Computer Science
Move back to the East coast
Land a job in the intel field

Thank you, for asking OP :3
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>>674690911
Pinches latinos, deberían de matar a todos los que andan en estados unidos..
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>>674689427
love this meme.
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>>674687203
I want to do a halfway decent job raising my as yet unborn child.
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Why the fuck do you need to learn spanish?
So you can relate and to waitors and law mowers more?
Such a shit language for a trash culture.
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>>674688176
Out of curiosity, how do you define success at that?
Making a living off it for a while?
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Wake up and make it to bed that night KISS
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To be at least semi famous band
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Git Dubs
Have hot Waifu
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Have money for start dealing drugs
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>>674687203
Get fit. Have a good relationship. Be successful with my would be job. Be successful with my band. Stop being a huge douche
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>>674691750
Also to fuck Emma Watson
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>>674691553
Agreed. Disgusting to listen to to boot.
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>>674691861
>unattainable goals
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>>674691941
I can haz to try tho
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>>674687203
>I want to visit all 50 states in America.
>I would like to visit a list of countries around the world.
>I want to win worlds Muay Thai a 3rd time at 185lbs to be the only person to win 1st place three times at different weight classes.
>I want to own a nice house in the country.
>I want to be financially stable enough to hunt elk every year in the Rockies by the time I'm 28. (I'm 24)
>I want to be successful in the apprenticeship program I was just accepted to. (I start may 2nd and it's a 4 year program.)
>I want to fulfill my best friends dream of going to the Congo and building a well for a tribe in the jungle to have clean water. (We did the buddy system and enlisted together in 2010 with ranger contracts. he was killed in Iraq on our second combat deployment in 2013. We had plans to start a business when we got out. He wanted to bring aid to people in third world countries after seeing how people lived in Iraq and Afghanistan. He wanted to go to the Congo first. He was my best friend that I knew from the grade school. I talked him into enlisting with me because I didn't want to do it on my own And now he is gone. I got out in 2015 and am finally setting goals to get my life in order. I miss him. Every Friday I go to his grave and sit for an hour. Sometimes longer. Fuck man. I can't stop crying. I miss him. I'll see him again though. Rangers don't die. They just go to hell and regroup. I miss you Tim. I'll see you soon. And until then I'll make you proud.
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>>674687203
>move out of parents house
>find gf and eventually marry her
>buy a decent sized house
>have 1 or 2 kids
>live vicariously through potential sons raising them to become smart, strong, and socially adept
>raise daughters to hopefully not become total whores
>become an alcoholic
>kill myself when kids eventually grow up and become more successful than me
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>>674691888
Trips confirm.
Spanish is shit language.
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>>674687203
To finally let go of the past and be the person I'm supposed to be.
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>>674692166
Gay/10
+1 tho, my name's Tim
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>>674692842
Learn German instead.
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I want a better paying job, for my tomato crop to come in deliciously, and to jack off even more.
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I want to sail across the stars on a great steel canoe
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I want to graduate from college, start working in the park ranger service and marry my girlfriend
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>>674693533
Like ra.
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Panamera by the time I'm 28
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To marry Paige Lacy and fuck her into oblivion.
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I want to live on a refurbished fishing boat of 100 feet in length or more
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>>674687203
Learn criminology.
Make american society better through it.
Marry my girl.
More kinky sex with my girl.
Learn and be certified to drive almost every vehicle.
Cook great foods.
Visit great places.
Big house in the country or in the forests with hills and waterfalls.

I need money for all that shit. :/
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become security architect. finish masters. work on PHD. become professor at 50. live in maine. live happy life with my wife. have family. die peacefully.
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>>674687203
i just want to go back to school
my parents fucked me by not doing their taxes for eight years so i'm having trouble getting financial aid but i should be back by this fall
fingers crossed
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>>674687529
Tits or gtfo. Or faggot.
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