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Is this the greatest achievement of humankind?
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>>674683159
The internets.
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>>674683159
yep

/4chan
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>>674683159
Yes it is a pizza is something everyone can eat
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I have eaten some form of pizza every day for the past decade or so.
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>>674685078
How fat are you?
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Am a fanatical of american grease disc
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No TACOS is
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>learning how to start fires
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>>674685339
Pretty fucking chunky. I look like a greasy giant pile of mashed cheesy potatoes
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Post cp fags
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>>674685431

Fuck that. Licorice all sorts.
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No, that's instant noodles.
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>>674683159
Mmmm chesse pizza with extra cheese
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>>674685339
I find this insulting. Just because someone eats pizza everyday doesn't mean they're fat because of it. Some of us have medical conditions and can't help it
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>>674685431
Please tell me you're talking about real Mexican tacos...
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>>674685743
nice bait
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Joe Pie Baby
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>>674685526
kek

>>674685339
Actually pretty average. Then again I am decently active.
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>>674685743
Hahahaha fat boy
Hahahaha
Kek lol trololol
Haha pizza face
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>>674685743
kek
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>>674685782
Nope. Those fake ones everyone's talking about
>get a loaf of this asshole
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>>674685782
>implying
op posted photos of shitty western pizza, and you expect another anon (presumably american) to be talking about real food??
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>>674685782
Yes faggot real Mexican tacos delicious
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>>674686075
>>674686075
>>674686075
>loaf

Somebody shoop a loaf of anal snippers plz
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>>674686318
>post a taco bell taco
Funny thing is that this poster doesnt know he posted bait
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>>674685876
>>674685891
really... have we stooped so low as to make fun of people who can't help it? yes, i eat a pizza, full bacon & egg breakfast, and supper everyday, but i have to because my thyroid. i have to eat extra to survive. it's not even that much though probably less than the recomened 2000 calories, and yet i still gain weight. not my fault.
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>>674685505
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>>674686585
Why the fuck is it taco Bell? I don't go to burger trumpet, or fry tambourine.
Wtf Americans
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>>674686766
Bait
This is bait
Bait
This bait
Bait
>this
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>>674686585
reading this thread. i highly. hogh. high ho hi ho. highly doubt that
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>>674685854
that looks fucking nasty
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All of humankind ??
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>>674686915
nigga dont be shit talking the fry tambourines
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>>674686915
>doesnt nose a million dollar company
Dumb duu dumb dumb duummb
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>>674686766
Spoken like a true fatass. How much ketchup and mayo ya using boss? Maybe a shaker or two of low sodium salt? Enjoy your diabetes ya goofy fat fuck

>bacon, eggs, and pizza erry day
>boohoo its not my fault I'm a fatty
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>>674687239

Im the best pizza cook in Middlesex county Ma.
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>>674685339
>im fat because of my genetics. It has nothing to do with the 10000+ calories I consume every hour
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>>674687485

That's the Fat Mortadella on the left
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>>674687597

Forgot pic
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>>674687315
>nose
>knows

And you, sir, are a moron. A fucking moron.
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>>674687006
this bread is fly paper. ever watch tjem get stuck?
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Joey Pie Babyyyyyy
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>>674687305
Piss off with ya granny slammin dick ya hooser
Gravey-n-Frys all day cunts!
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>>674687714
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>>674687485
you bostonites need to import some greeks or something
that doesn't look too good
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>>674683159
Perhaps but there is always room for improvement.
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>>674687420
fuck you. you don't know what i'm going trough. and for your information i use a light ranch dressing and only 2 sprites. not what you expected, huh fat-shamer?
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>>674688699
Wahahahahahaha
Lolololololol
Pepperoni nipples
Zozzle my nozzle
Wolololl.
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>>674688699
Obvious bait is obvious
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>>674683159
yes
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>>674689036
ok.. seriously, in what world is she considered obese!?!?! i'm 385 and i'm a little big but not obese. she is average
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>>674687661
LOOK HOW FUCKING FLONG THOSE FINGERS ARE
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No, 4chan is.

But it comes close second.
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>>674689326
Shut up landwhale, obese is a number too, there are categories. Shes clearly obese making you a lardass.
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>>674686075
>get a loaf of this asshole

I fucking lost, holy shit
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>>674687661
Do you play the piano? You could pick your teeth whilst scratching your ass mate.
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>>674687255
How does someone get that big?
It's more of a rhetorical question...with the 2 liter servings of soda, giant fucking pizza, and that look of joy as she opens the bottle of ranch and not a leafy green in sight....but fuck....how do you get that big? Doesn't your heart just give up after so long? How do they use the toilet? How do they go through doorways? If they fall, can they get up? Or does it take a crane?
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>>674683159
Define "human".
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>>674690564
Heh, at what point did they think "hey, I'm putting on a little extra weight here".
It's not by accident. It must take a lot of willpower and dedication to constantly shovel 10k calories down your throat every day. Even if it's all junk food it's still a shit ton to cram in.
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>>674683159
Yup
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>>674690564
leptin. makes fatties think being on the brink of death is normal, so their uncontrolled greed builds an exponential appetite until they do in fact die of cardiac arrest.
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>>674683159
I'd say so
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>>674691508
thanks for the knowledge anon
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>>674685505
>this guys gets it
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>>674687661
You know what they say about big hands anon
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