I will start. Are you real, Jesus?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I will start.
Are you real, Jesus?
is there a life after death
The reason I am lonely is because my attitude?
does hell exist
Where da lube?
jesus you are handsome... never thought this would work.. are we all going to heaven?
Fap tonight?
ok forgot to ask does heaven exist then?
>>674682113
come on, don't be a dick, Jesus
will i have a nice after life
Should i quit smokeing?
Hopes with B?
Am I a faggot?
will i find a nice gf one day?
L V?
>>674681701
Fuck off, Jesus, you lied to me last time.
>>674681701
Holy Memes the answers are legit.
Will Donald Trump be President?
>>674682370
do it klol
S?
So...will it?
>>674682477
dubs confirmed for never
so hillary will be president?
Are you cross with us?
>>674681701
So Trump is going to be our GOD EMPEROR?
>>674681701
Will I ever be happy or successful?
Will I get trips jesus
since you are obviously the real jesus
tell me should i accept to work at this job or turn off the offer?
>>674681701
>>674682477
>>674682606
really legit answers
>>674681701
will i ever get laid
>>674681701
Ron Paul?
am i gonna get that nut tomorrow?
>>674681701
Should i end it
will i make it pass 30?
>>674682606
Looks like Hillary it is!
So...will it be soon?
should i become christian
an i cock
>>674681701
So, the Establishment will make Hillary Clinton President, and Ron Paul will start his own army to...?
Jesus, are u a faggot?
>>674681701
will I an hero tommorow
Can you give a straight up answer? I want it so bad.
>>674681701
Will Hillary Pass an AWB?
so i should remain atheist,
if no i will understand that i need to be open minded.
Does she like me?
is the world going to end tomorrow
Can i have it tonight? You know how much i'll appreciate it.
Is op a faggot
>>674681701
does anissa like me
can you just confirm me one last time.
Will i go to heaven when I die?
Am I white?
>>674681701
will i get the job at wallmart?
>>674683249
So is that a no?
You know i'm not bullshitting you, i need it to be truly happy..
Does my life have purpose
>>674683405
you told me i would go to heaven
then you tell me never
are you trolling us Jesus?
>>674681701
Will I ever recover
>>674683348
b-but i like her
>>674681701
Is Mohammad Legit?
Columbine
Jesus, can i have a bigger penis?
>>674683512
so im going to hell?
Alright, am I Irish then?
>>674683533
That answer seems sadly familiar
>>674683512
He said he's never going to confirm it for you.
Is marijuana sinful?
>>674683611
i need confirmation im really going to hell?
>>674681701
will the sheriff's department hire me?
>>674683348
can i get her?
>>674683533
Can I get a straight answer
Should i talk to her?
Just fucking tell me what my nationality is, Jesus fucking Christ.
Will anyone ever love me romantically?
>>674683721
Ha!
>>674683721
I see what you did there answer the first question
Will my ex be my girlfriend again?
Will I ever be happy again ?
Should I an hero
>>674683749
JUST FUCKING TELL ME IF I AM IRISH OR NOT
Shit i forgot you told me hell doesnt exist so i guess im not going.
So will i fuck a girl at my new job?
Wannd do some butt stuff with me?
>>674681701
Is this actually a trick by SHAYTAN to prevent, Donald Trump from inshallah becoming President of the United States?
>>674683888
Trips with a fine answer too
>>674681701
Will I get into the undergrad program my lord?
Jesus will my relationship last forever?
will i have sex with jessica alba
>>674681701
should I go to sleep?
>>674681701
Will I ascend to Godhood, and usurp your throne?
>>674684040
Will I be successful in getting into the program I want?
>>674681701
Will I ever succeed?
am i a loser
>>674683888
Trips saying you deserve better. JESUS LEGIT TELLING YOU NO!
Will I find a job in 6 months?
>>674684140
THE UNDERGRAD MOTHERFUCKER. WILL I MAKE IT
Am i gay for experimenting with trans hookers?
will i fuck a girl over the course of the next year
should I just end it
>>674681701
Will I find a job after I graduate?
>>674684316
who?
>>674684356
thanks jesus
>>674681701
Will i be the best musician that has ever lived?
>>674681701
Was the moon-landing faked?
>>674684397
damn you are rude jesus, who am i going to fuck over the next year?
>>674684365
No job, and you say Trump is never president... is there hope for me?
will I get dubs in this thread?
Does i have a chance with her?
Will i get laid today?
Is she coming back to me?
>>674684565
brutal
Are you my bitch?
>>674681701
Will I find love?
>>674684595
also brutal
>>674684495
dont take this image under consideration i made it in 0.2 seconds and posted it.. there is hope for everyone, right jesus?
you see.
She's the one?
IS FARTING A SIN?!?!?
>>674684582
Tommorow?
This is legit.
Should I stop wasting my life away?
>>674684682
LMAO
so jesus should i fap
Should I summon satan.
Am I god?
>>674684772
This week?
>>674684999
Holy shit yes.
>>674684999
fuc king checked
>>674684555
do I really have to check my own fucking trips
>>674681701
will i get the night stocker job at walmart soon?
Will I ever get laid?
>>674682477
>>674682768
Trump BTFO
>>674685145
>>674684999
fucking see greatness assholes.
>>674685205
OH FUCK!
>>674681701
will i get a job soon?
Is being cis white straight male scum bad?
Are you lying to all these fags?
>>674681701
did you make me gay?
>>674685145
Trips aren't dubs, nigger.
Is op a faggot, Jesus?
>>674681701
Are you real?
Okay. Is tumblr cancer?
Should I ask her out?
>>674685303
Cmon Jesus, tell them
>>674685461
But will she say yes?
>>674681701
Give me super powers?
>>674684555
>>674683888
>>674684999
You guys need to check em for fuck sake.
>>674685527
Whatever, fuck you Jesus
are you actually dead
>>674685527
rekt
>>674685527
Lol
>>674681701
Am i saved?
>>674685579
9. Fuck up :'(
Will i lose my viginity?
if you are me and me are you, im right?
>>674681701
Will we ever be the way we were before?
Will the rapture happen?
Should I summon satan to this thread?
Am I going to hell?
shut i return with my ex?
AM I A SWEET SUGAR DADDY
We good, yeah?
>>674685776
Ok jesus if you insist.
>>674681701
is being a pedophile a sin?
>>674681701
will all my desires be fullfilled should i learn h
Do you watch everything?
Should I dump my gf?
>>674685763
cmon jesus
Will we end up together forever?
Am I the greatest thing to ever exist?
>>674685860
WE CHILL, RIGHT???
Do I have a alcoholism problem?
>>674681701
Do femanons find me attractive
Is fucking my dog a sin?
Dear Jesus, will I ever finish making my video game?
>>674686043
Roll.
Can Ted stop Trump
Will we be together for 20 years?
There is someone for me?
>>674681701
sex
>>674686098
Roll
>>674686086
FUCK YOU GUYS I'M THE GREATEST EVER.
>>674686081
will it make any money?
>>674681701
will i live passed 100 years old?
>>674681701
money
Should everyone stop posting in this thread?
Should I fuck her?
my girlfriend is cheating me?
>>674681701
Am i ready for her?
>>674686072
Do femanons find me uggo
Is Shane a narc?
>>674681701
will it happend soon
Is God dead
>>674681701
Will i ever be ready for her?
>>674681701
does god hate fags?
>>674681701
does she want the D
>>674681701
I guess that means il never be with her?
>>674681701
Will me and Angela bang
>>674686195
welp it looks like jesus wants nunchuck samurai to be free to play
Is moot dead?
Should I kill myself?
>>674681701
Should i just move on to someone else then
420?
will I get back together with her?
>>674686475
ouch. are you sure about that?
>>674681701
Will she ever like me back?
>>674686440
is she?
Is she in love with me?
>>674681701
will it settle this month?
>>674686470
It's pretty straight forward, Jesus
>>674681701
>>674686450
Should I end it all?
>>674686545
Well, I Just want to fuck anyway
>>674681701
Will I live on earth for past a 100 years old?
>>674686417
Gonna need an answer Christ
Will my gf let me cum in other girls and then she will lick them clean?
>>674681701
Well thanks jesus, if i shouldnt leave; il never get her love and il never be ready to recieve her wtf do i do then? I guess work on myself? Will i ever find someone like her?
Am I worthy of saving?
am i gonna be her first?
will i remain virgin forever?
does 43589 + 98678 equal 24?
>>674686831
will i become wizard too?
>>674686765
Dont work on myself, wont ever find a girl like her, got it... I guess keep following through because circumstances change?
>>674686417
>>674686757
The actual fuck
will my friend put tabasco on his nipple?
>>674686889
Jesus are you trying to say you hate me?
>>674686760
Dammit Jesus, will my gf be my cumslave forever?
are you real?
>>674681701
will i be in control of my after life?
>>674681701
Can you please stop bothering me while i masturbate?
>>674686897
Will this be a 7?
Will i have a gf?
>>674686964
Alright then so i cant move on from her or get with her i guess i hit on those around her and keep her on a bookshelf?
>>674686439
Dear Satan, since jesus is being kinda a dick is there any way you can help me out on this one I really need monies and party liquor.
have you been lying this entire time?
>>674687049
so no?
Am I a nigger Jesus?
Will I love again?
>>674681701
Should I be with anna
>>674681701
Is God really communicating through this board?
>>674687180
Can love bloom, even on a battlefield?
Jesus, wearing diapers for fun is normal, right?
Will I get a gf soon ?
>>674687211
Dubs of truth and hory shet!!
>>674687138
Thank you jesus, will you give me luck around this confusing dame regardless?
shit on my dick jesus
will I get the job at Walmart?
......
Is 4chan the beat place on the interwebs?
am i god?
.............................
>>674681701
roll
>>674687087
Once more ?
Is this girl on bumble gonna message me?
will I get any job?
>>674687211
Will my ex return to me?
>>674681701
Will I be the very best?
>>674687397
alright fine, jesus jesus il just keep her as an acquaintance and let her decide until then il take your advice and be chad
>>674687510
Are you a faggot
>>674687211
>>674686072
lmao
can i give you a blowie in heaven?
Is it C?
>>674681701
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me
Would I have a qt gf?
>>674681701
will i do it this vacations?
>>674687605
Do i just keep her out of my life then?
Is everyone on 4chan going to hell?
>>674682345
Kek
>>674681701
Is my grandma doing well in heaven?
>>674687691
Will i ever meet the one if she isnt the one?
>>674687211
Shit just got spiritual
Should we worship satan?
Are niggers humans?
will i get a girlfriend in the next 365 days
>>674687732
well crap
can the advice given by the pope about faith and morals ever be incorrect?
>>674687690
will do I accomplish my vacation plans?
>>674687763
Is it her in the future or anyone i know currently?
Will this world move away from its increasing madness that is censorship and restriction of personal freedoms?
Should i just an hero jesus?
>>674681701
will i go to jail if i lynch the niggers at my school?
will i date a qt 3.14 in the year
>>674681701
Jesus.....
Am I the next messiah?
>>674687888
Jesus has spoken. In trips.
Am i over reacting?
do you hate yourself
>>674681701
>>674687681
Rad
Will we humans find salvation by declaring that OP is an actual fag?
Are you happy with Christianity today?
>>674681701
Jesus should this thread be archived?
It seems all the answers here are pretty accurate.
>>674681701
Should we be against Muslims?
>>674688246
It really is jesus
>>674688246
Well Deus Vult it is! Will there ever be another crusade?
was Fallout 4 a good game?
Will the crusades ever return
Should we abandon thread?
>>674681701
Umm... I... Like... Have nothing to say.
>>674688101
Also confirmed rad?!? Thanks jesus!
Hello jesus
>>674688370
just fucking tell me
Will I ever find the love of my life?
>>674681701
Am I setting enough aside for teith
>>674688088
You realize im not talking about the first girl right?
>>674688382
I think he means there will be another, but not more than that.
>>674681701
did Adolf Hitler go to heaven
>>674688445
don't you fucking give me that sass you fucking penis slicer, just give me an answer
>>674688425
Jesus hates confirmation!?!>>674688429
>>674687211
>>674681701
is this fat-ass raccoon gonna come back to hang out with me?
Will the world ever be great again?
>>674688565
so he did not?
>>674688481
Alright jesus i trust your judgement il wait and try to improve myself until i trully believe i deserve better as much as you do, unless this is one of those weird divine intervention things.
>>674681701
Will trump make America great again?
Will I become the new god?
Did you really choose me for her Jesus?
As the thread comes to an end... Did you accurately answer every question?
Will i get a bj from a hot girl?
>>674688802
It really is God.
Will I get that job?
sorry jesus
>>674688815
Did you just lie to him to make him feel better?
Please Jesus. Am I really your choice for her?
>>674681701
is she the one?
IS ILIZA GOING TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL TV SHOW?
should I kill/rape my black friend?
Am I going to be with her in the next life?
>>674681701
Will I ever not be a fat fuck?
Will I date aricE this semester?
Jesus, can I have trips
Just this once
should I do it today?
should I go downstairs and get something to eat?
>>674681701
will i ever find her again
Did you really choose me for her as she says?
>>674689120
don't give me this shit jesus, just answer the question
Is polygamy wrong?
am I gay
is whitney gonna do that doctor good?
ChshdbdjcbdjsjskssvdvdvsjdbdsvwbdixsvscdhsSisvwHxJGFJVssjwvsbs?
Is murder a sin?
Are there any deities at play in this thread?
Am I gay?
>>674689244
Am I a homo
>>674689125
will i forget about her then
has tupac been answering these questions all along?
Is the Bible accurate about your life and teachings?
>>674689291
Is that deity the Abrahamic God as written in the Old and New Testaments?
>>674681701
Is the Death Star really invincible?
Will I date aricE this semester? Truthfully plaz
Will i have sex with my classmate?
>>674689424
Is dis jesus speakin thru da interwebz?
Will this be the last post ?
>>674688815
i think jesus is being a smart ass
Do you forgive us?
>>674689524
I GOTTA GET A YES OR NO ON THE JESUS THING PAL
TELL ME AM I A GAY
