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Alright /b, I need some money to buy a greyhound ticket to visit my dad. What is some stupid shit I can do & post with time stamps to raise the funds?
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>>674681130
Sharpie in pooper
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>>674681445
bump for that
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OK I will deliver
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Sharpie pooper
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>>674681130
Just got off the phone with your dad. He said he changed his mind about you visiting, that you're a disappointment, and to never contact him again.
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>>674681130
How much is the ticket?

Also, I will send $25 via PayPal for each photo (timestamped) of you with a cucumber/banana in your mouth (up to 3 photos because I only have $78.91 on my PayPal).

Post photos (with timestamp) and email you use for PayPal
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>>674681130
If your dad was worth visiting he would come to you
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>>674681989
no you can forget it, my dad changed my mind so i'm not going to visit.
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Getting ready hold on
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>>674682170
You could've had some money. I've spent over 2 grand on faggots of 4Chan
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>>674681989
>>$25 for a banana in the mouth
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>>674682307
sorry pervert, i didn't choose my father.
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>>674682384
My fetishes is for people in desperation for cash. Getting them to do trivial things gets me off
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>>674681989
i dont have any cucumbers/banana laying around, and im to broke to go buy. anything else you want me to do like fab to traps maybe along those lines
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>>674681989
Shit anon, I'll do it for 75 bucks
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uploading
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>>674682671
who ever does it just post pic and email and i'll send you $25 for each pic, 1st 3 Gets paid :)
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>>674681585

Were you always this retarded, or did you suffer some head trauma later on in life?
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>>674682610
>not already doing that free of charge
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What's your paypal and IP address
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>>674681989
may work for you but for a lower price
http://imgur.com/a/kkKDb
[email protected]

contact me if you want
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banana 1
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btw my paypal is [email protected]
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sharpie
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>>674682922
[email protected]
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OP here with banana 2, my paypal is [email protected]
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>>674683496
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OP here

you guys just got trolled. $25 for a pic are you guys that stupid to post a pic with ur e-mails let me find your facebooks these pics are going on your FB.
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>>674683800
Haha good
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>>674683705
lets talk about that tattoo wtf
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>>674683059
Your dad just called me back, he said you can come visit him now, and that he has some bananas for you.
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>>674683800
Any excuse to put a banana in my mouth I say.
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>>674683496
aids skrillex, you animal!
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>>674683705
>>674683697
>>674683496
>>674683493
>>674683260
Oh my god.
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>>674683921
Heroin buddy, heroin.
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>>674683697
Did that banana give you herpes?!
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>>674683800
dont be a Cyber Bullie
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>>674683496
Maybe I should speak with your friends and family
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>>674683800
But your pa paw is so excited to see you. He bought bananas!
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>>674684624
go back to /pol/ faggot
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>>674684490
lik dis nigga gib a shit wats on his fb lol he is a heroine
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>>674684624
AIDS SKRILLEX
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>>674684624
Well, I made it on 4 chan.. finally.
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>>674682399
LOL somebody is butt blasted about having a shitty father.

sorry.

my parents raised me to be a normal healthy adult male who is sucessful with a child and a house on the way who would gladly stick a marker in my ass for 10 bucks
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>>674684624
haha i havent seen a DOX in years, i've been here since 2004 LOL


nigga u dumb... and gay looking lol
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>>674684624


Dis gun be gud
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