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What are you drinking tonight, /b/?

Captain Morgan's master race checking in
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My faggit ass old roommate drank nothing but the Captains White Rum. Fuck him and fuck you anon I hope your him
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>>674681407
Good for you, champ.

Now, to post something actually relevant.

Pic related.
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4 loko scrubrace reporting in
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Absinthe on an empty stomach
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Already a bit lit on a couple of things tonight fellow anons. Part 1/2, local cider.
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>>674681014
Molson Canadian for me
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>>674682008
2/2, cheap tequila shots
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>>674682142
pic related
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good old 12 pack of bud light nigger
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>>674681014
I drank for St. Paddy's day yesterday, had some Guinness Blonde and pic related
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>>674682191
How much for a bottle?
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Bruh
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covering all 3 east asian countries minus vietnam
>vietnam
>east asian
pick one
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>>674682008
>local
>Austin

You a local yourself, or just a faggot hipster?
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>>674681407
OP here. I'm probably not him. Considering I've never had a faggot roommate such as yourself.
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A good friend just got back from the army for 10 days
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PUSSY SHIT
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>>674682385
There's more than 3 east Asian countries fag
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>>674682374
Captain Pepper. Nice.
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>>674681014

I have 0 issues plus I'm not an edgy faggot so I'm drinking coke zero.
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>>674682721
are you seriously gonna consider mongolia as part of east asia?

Also taiwan belongs to china.
钓鱼岛是中国的!
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>>674681014
I drank so much of that last night I can't drink anymore
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I'm just a simple country boy; I stick with the basics. Goes great with ice.
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Because I ran out soda and tea and have been too lazy to buy more.
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>>674682385
you stupid nigger how you can enjoy nigori and highland park at the same damn time is fucking nigger maximus of u
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>>674681014
Posted this the other day, today I'm killing off the bottle. The pride of Norway, Norwegian Scotch.
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Taking it esy
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>>674682385
SEAs arent real asians
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>>674683020
>implying drinking booze makes you an edgy faggot
Maybe if you had a couple shots of vodka in your system, you wouldn't be so rude?
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>>674683373
>drinking shit tier sour mash when there are so many good cheap bourbons out there
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>>674683020
>coke zero
>literally tastes like alka-seltzer
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>>674683691
Kid probably isn't old enough to drink, so comes into a thread with drunks and attempts to condescend them.

Basically bait.
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>>674683143
Citing Wikipedia? There's so many their countries.
Brunei, Malaysia, Indonesia, Philippines, Singapore
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oh thank god, i was about to ctrl f and check for a /hooch/ thread.

cap morgan is for f.u.c.k.i.n.g. losers. 1 barrel rum straight sipping, chased with coconut water(fuck hangovers). also smoking dank and vaping 24mg. whoa meng.
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>>674684004
east asia is not southeast asia dude
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>>674681612
>whiskey

just take a balls deep cock up your ass.
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drinking bud tonight
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>>674683470

>mmm yes *tip fedora* let me enjoy this SNIFTER of superior Speyside scotch! Gently smoky but SURPRISINGLY sweet!

>also niggers cant afford this shit
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>>674683808
jack is fucking great goyim
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>>674684004
>>674684236
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>>674684245

Ok.
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>>674683834

>literally

Yeah, that's why it's so popular, because of that refreshing alka-seltzer taste everyone craves...
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>>674681014
first time drinking vodka

its not that bad
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>>674681014
Pabst blue ribbon mother fucker
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>>674683859

nah, it's mostly the stupid "look at me, I'm drinking" cringe going on.
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>>674684413
no it's popular because most people are brand whores.

also

>imply coke zero is all that popular
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>>674684426
Svedka is better for the money

Stoli or Ketel One if you want really good vodka
Grey Goose is overmarketed overhyped swill
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Beams 8 Star. 3.50 a pint. Cheapest whiskey I can find. Tastes like gasoline, gets the job done. I think its giving me an ulcer.
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>>674682385
>Nigori

My nigga!
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>>674684499
>that is worse than all the degenerate stoner threads

Kill you are goddamn self.
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Water.
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>>674684452
>peppered
>not sweet and hot

youredoingitwrong.jpeg
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>>674684499
Double dubs checked. Have a drink on me, anon.
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>>674681640
4 loko is for scriff noobs. Quit trying to pretend and go full nigger and take a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 to the face fucking faggot
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>>674684549

>coke zero not popular
>available world wide for more than 11 years
>multiple flavors available
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>>674684452
i'm white trash and i'm in trouble
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>>674684774
i see that ac/dc reference. nice.
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>>674684660
>not going to the ancient capital of Nara to sample superior nihonese sake AT the brewery.

god damn 马鹿外人 commit sudoku right now
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>>674684805
oh fuck man for reals, if you want a hangover from 35,000 levels of hell, drink 4 loko.

never again.
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>>674684452
finally a true american
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>>674683020
0 issues except being wound up so tight light couldn't escape from your ass.
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Some local bullshit with my step mother in law
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>>674684809
RC Cola is sold world wide too. Doesnt make it popular (though it does taste better than any coke)
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Blue Curacao, Peach schnapps, vodka and lemonade. Sex in the water. Fuck the haters, this shit is a nice casual drink.
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>>674685123
RC is the best goddamn cola in the world.

This is objective.
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>>674685146
>spending 2 hours mixing a drink

id rather just take a sip/chug and chase with water and save the time and my dignity.

fucking faggot.
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>>674685033
Hell yeah brother
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Local IPA from Griffin Claw. None of that pussy ass Budweiser shit
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>>674684916
Nigga, I'm going on vacation in less than a week, I ain't time fo dat!
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>>674685146
>>674685398

>theshrektening
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>>674684085
Is vaping something that people now do in the same way as recreational drugs/alcohol?
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>>674684809
Coke Zero, the carbonated equivalent of vaping.
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>>674685482
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>>674684245
It's scotch not Irish.
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>>674685502
Vaping is fucking gay as fuck.
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wish i had some more of these. Fucking miss them
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>>674685146
I'd replace the schnapps with coconut rum, use a bit homemade sweet and sour instead of lemonade, and add some Sprite/7-up for fizz

>>674685398
>not appreciating the fine art of mixology
>not realizing that bitches love fruity, fizzy, delicious cocktails
>not wanting to get tons of pussy
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>>674684085
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>>674685146
Damn dude. That looks delicious.
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>>674685502
sober i cant take 24mg, i normally vape 6 oral fixation thing, drunk i can take huge hits of it and yeah you feel it. i guess the ancient mayans did the equivalent of 3-4 packs of cigs in enema form and got fucked up and cut the hearts out of people.

its real dog.
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>>674685596
lol max kek.
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>>674685610
I use a vape but only because I've been smoking for 33 years and need to cut down.
But if I'm going to all the trouble of getting fucked up on a session I'm sure as shit not going to deprive myself of a decent smoke.
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>>674685398
I'd rather enjoy any drink I like rather than drink a straight whiskey to try to prove how tough I am. When I'm home alone I don't need to pretend to be a man so that I can impress smegma lickers like you on an image board with anonymous people. If you're ashamed of your manhood when drinking something good like this, then who's there real faggot?
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my name is Adrian Stjern, and im from norway. today i lost my virginity to my best friend Ellef Berge Ellefsen.
this will be the only time ill say this.
we are 2 guys and we are not gay, but we decided to try it out. this thread better die off really quick now lol
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>>674686192
It's so damn good man.
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>>674685792
I'll screencap this and definitely try it. And yeah that other dude is a pussy bitch
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>>674686597
if i want something tasty ill get a good steak of some jolly ranchers.

when im getting drunk thats the only thing i care about, is getting drunk. id rather work on getting drunk than making a tasty beverage.

to each their own i guess is the appropriate response.
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>>674685146
not casual at all imo pretty trashy

like some shitty thing from tipsy bartender
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>>674686199
Ah OK, never used more than 6mg myself. Even as a heavy smoker anything more and I get terrible indigestion and headaches.
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>>674681014
>>674681612
Simple drinks for simple nights
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>>674686901
True. I recently turned 21 so along with beer and whiskey I'm trying different cocktails so I know which ones to make for friends and girls. Plus I'm just drinking 2 of these and playing xbox so I'm not planning on getting drunk. If I was then I'd be drink straight.
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What's a good rum for mixing with cola? Captain Morgan and Sailor Jerry is alright, but I'm looking to expand a bit
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>>674686973
this guy get its.
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>>674681014
Spiced rum and coke lel
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Please help me spread this picture.
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>>674687290
Dude, nice.
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>>674686824
Yeah, there's lots of ways you can do a drink like that. Pinneapple juice is a good addition as well, especially if you add coconut rum.

You could also do a blended version, crush some ice and blend that shit into a delicious slushy.

You could also go tiki with it and use a couple types of rum with blue Curaçao, sweet and sour, some pineapple juice, whatever.

Homemade sweet and sour mix is super easy to make and makes any sweet, citrusy drink better, basically. Add 1 cup of lemon juice, 1 cup of water, 1 cup of lime juice, and 1 cup of sugar into a pot. Simmer and stir until the sugar dissolves, then pour into a container for storage.

It's actually super easy to make very impressive drinks. Bitches will love you for it.
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>>674687452
Self immolate.
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>>674686937
Yeah I found it online. It would look better in a high ball glass on a beach but all I have a plastic cups and I'm in Nebraska so hey I can dream. I probably will only make it for friends anyway. Like I said above, I just turned 21 so I'm trying new things.
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>>674682296
Ginger whisky is good stuff.
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cheers you fucking reprobates
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having me some Heineken
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>>674687731
This shit is never in my liquor stores and it pisses me off
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this with some kiddie crack
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>>674687507
Yeah that's why I'm making these drinks so I can taste which ones are good. Thanks for the tips!
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Guinness, Crown Royal, and Hell Cat Maggie. Not mixed, mind you.
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>>674687919
You must be 18 to browse here
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Kentucky Bourbon master race reporting in.
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>>674685033
this was my last night, though
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>>674687507
Okay well you are pretty much describing a Blue Hawaii

My recipe is

1oz Lemon or Lime Juice (I use whatever is on hand dose not affect it too much imo)
3oz pineapple juice
1.5oz (white) rum
.5oz blue curacao

shake, ect
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>>674688067
Thats a nice drink man
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>>674687480
Just a touch of water and it's perfect. It's a shame the bottle is about finished.
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>>674687850
bowmore is my second favorite and half the cost
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>>674688067
You are a god amongst men.
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>>674688021
Check out diffordsguide.com

Very comprehensive site for bartending and mixology from one of the best mixologists in the world. Shows you how to make proper, balanced cocktails rather than just frat boy party drinks.
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was tequilaing a few hours ago. today was pretty good
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>>674688368
You can get a few bottles a year here in Lexington without paying the crazy $$$. Sure you COULD pay 1000 for a bottle but when it's made just down the road why bother?
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>>674688578
Fun fact: there are more barrels of bourbon in ky warehouses than there are people in the entire state
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>>674688742
that's fucked
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>>674688318
Yeah.

Personally, I like to do Blue Hawaiis frozen, and I like to use coconut cream instead of coconut rum. Homemade sweet and sour is better than lemon or lime juice, IMO, but Imdo like my drinks on the sweet side.
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>>674681014
Absolutely disgusting
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>>674688063
I'm 19 but look pretty young
Greetings from Switzerland
I'm drunk. I'm the only one left at the party. It's 7a.m. bla bla bla
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>>674681014
shit son I literally just got back from the bottle o with a bottle of morgans. God tier drink.
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I've been drinking on the rail road, all the live long daaaaayyyy
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>>674688794
I grew up in woodford county. Woodford reserve distillery is down the road.
They've got some asshole trying to sell his shit from Lexington but it's garbage. Avoid Town Branch Bourbon like the plague
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>>674689003
>7am

Nice try, it is 1:20 am.
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>>674684426
so versatile with mixing. even vodka lime and soda is a good drink.
>>674684645
this guy knows. there are so many good cheap vodkas. Never go Grey Goose unless you want to look like a desperate fag trying to impress people.
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>>674689003
Drinking age is 18 in most of Europe right?

It's 21 in the states which is retarded. I hope to visit Switzerland one day, seems like a cool country
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>>674688853
You may be right about sweet and sour mix. But I have little use for it.
Blue Hawaii's are the only drink I make that call for it, so I just don't bother
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>>674682296
nice.

I went to a bar the other weekend and asked if they still had Canadian Club and dry on tap. They didn't, so what the bartender did was make me double shot CC 12yo in a pint glass and filled with with some kind of alcoholic ginger beer they had on tap. $12 AUD for each drink, the guy was a madman. That is INSANELY cheap for Australian standards, I didnt even know the guy. 1 shot of CC 12yo should cost ~$10 or more.

Needless to say, I had a great night.
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>>674689202
Yup. For mixing, you can use whatever vodka you want. Literally doesn't matter. I like Ketel One or Tito's for drinking straight.

I do have a bottle of Grey Goose in my bar, but it's pretty much just there for looks. Don't think I've even opened it.
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I also work part time as a bourbon salesman. Around holiday time and derby time I'll build up a small reserve of a dozen bottles of pappy. Out of towners and Saudis will pay though the nose because they "heard its ritzy" it's not uncommon to be like "look Abdul, I know you're a millionaire but you can't just get this anywhere. $3000 should cover it"
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>>674688514
I'll definitely check it out. Thanks anon
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>>674689282
>old enough to die for your country
>not old enough to have a beer before you do it
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>>674689183
It is 7:22 in Switzerland
>>674689282
Yes and beer/cider is 16
It's maybe not the most "exciting" country to visit except you are into skying or moutains or maybe panoramas but It's defentiely a god tier country to be born in for later succes
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>>674689507
If you're actually in the military the drinking age is 18, but only for on-base bars
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>>674689282
Does it matter? Its not like a drinking age ever stopped anybody...
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Knowing about whiskey or bourbon is manly.

Knowing a bunch about wine makes you look like a fag and knowing a lot about vodka makes you look like a club douche
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>>674688067
>45%
Damn, son
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>>674689459
Its fine to have since im sure someone will come over, see it and be impressed and want some, its a good entertainer because it does have that hype. Outside of that, eh.
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>>674687731
Islay Scotches are the best
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151, wen really hard tonightw
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>>674684645
Polak here, all wodka is shit.
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>>674689685
They make 64%.
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>>674681014
Drinking pic related on my birthday, alone. Kill me now please
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>>674689297
Yeah, if you're only using it for one thing, there's not much point. Just stick with lime juice. Making sweet and sour is a bit of work, because you have to squeeze all those lemons and limes, and a batch only stays good for a few weeks.

I use it in a ton of things, though. Can do a Blue Hawaii, Long Island Iced Tea, I've got a version of an amaretto sour that I do, basically amaretto, sweet and sour, cherry bitters, and a splash of 7-up. It's fucking delicious.
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>>674689673
There's nothing wrong with being knowledgeable about alcohol in general, your statement is stupid
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Sweet, sweet Bulliet
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>>674689801
Glenlivet 12 and laphroig 10 year are boss
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>>674689282
Also Switzerland legally sells Absinthe which can give you some pretty good visuals
might find a bottle somewhere...
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>>674689673

>Knowing a bunch about wine makes you look like a fag

If you're too insecure in your sexuality to enjoy a nice glass of wine you seriously have a problem.
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>>674689845
After moving out of my parents house I've spent all my birthdays alone

Welcome to being an adult
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>>674689726
Well, I have a ridiculous bar in my apartment. I collect stuff too, kind of a hobby. Whenever I go on vacation, I buy a bottle or two of something local. Probably have 300 bottles at least at this point.
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>>674690011
Sound off, wine fag.
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http://www.rainymood.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KRIMASing

Lets get classy, gentlemen. Play them at the same time and talk about how Felix at the office fucked up the big account but it's ok because you're nailing his mistress
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>>674689974
Lol what?

Absinthe does not give you hallucinations. It's a "different kind of drunk" and thats about it
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>>674689951
I have a bottle of Laphroiag 10 yr and Laphroiag quarter cask. I prefer Ardbeg but Laphroiag is great as well.

Haven't tried the Glenlivet 12.
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Take your pick.
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>>674689845
>>674690042
do a flip
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>>674689823
Shots right? Had one of the best parties in my life with this shit
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>>674689974
Absinthe does not make you halicunate. I have several bottle of absinthe from France, Czech Republic, the Netherlands, and a few other places in my bar right now. There's not enough thujone to get you high, you'd have to drink a whole bottle or more, and shit's usually in the 75-90% range. You'd probably die.

It's just strong fucking alcohol.
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>>674690138
American absinthe is shit. The wormwood is selected without the fungal aspects that make the green fairy show up. It's a waste of time. You have to get it from Europe otherwise you're drinking that nasty shit for nothing.
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>>674689912
my girlfriend was just drinking a Manhattan made from Bulliet Rye earlier. It's good and spicy.
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>>674689845
Happy birthday, cheers!
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>>674690233
can I do A FUCKIN' BARREL ROLL
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>>674690138
Well obviously not "hallucinations" but I experienced some visuals similar to the ones you get on truffles
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>>674690512
Buffalo Trace is great, but what the hell is with that full glass
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>>674690444
Send me a bottle son.
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>>674690512
There's a decent one. Frankfort is about 40 mins from here
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>>674690233
Being alone =/= feeling lonely
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>>674690635
It's just a random pic from google, couldnt make a photo as I'm taking a shit right now
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>>674690512
Bourbon guy here. This is the one everyone is trying to get. It's called the "Willet pot still" bottle. Hard to get outside ky and it's not just a pretty bottle.
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>>674681014
in what world are you living in where captain morgan is considered masterrace?
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>>674690376
Well if you are making it properly it would not taste nasty
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>>674690935
My guess is continental united states
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>>674690376
See
>>674690343

It's at most a placebo. The "absinthe makes you hallucinate" thing is a total myth, one that absinthe makers encourage, because it's pretty much the only reason people buy absinthe.
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>>674690211
Fucking private stock 10/10
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>>674689845
Cheers m8 happy birthday
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>>674690935
forgot pic
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10/10
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coors,blue moon, fireball, you know stuff
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>>674690133

If you think you have to drink certain drinks to be manly, youre not much of a man. Only teenagers think this way. Grow up.
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>>674690932
Not to get as a europefag I see :/ will write it down and try it if I ever go to the US
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>>674689845
happy birthday fella.
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>>674690639
That's what I got left..
My dad buys it quite often but I guess It's only possible in Switzerland
It's really good and I agree with all the people that say that the "hallucinations" are not real and that the visuals are placebo but I mean I really experienced extraordinary visuals with this alcohol so I guess It must have something, may It be the placebo

anyways, please motivate me to get even more drunk by myself
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>>674690935
OP here. Calgary Alberta. That was just bait. Captain is just the cheaper shit on the shelves. I'm drunk af RIGGHHT now.
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Tullamore dew. Proper whisky
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>>674681014
michy lobe here. I'm "trying to lose weight."
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>>674690989
the best part is thats where i live. and i still know better
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>>674681014
kraken is king

http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omegkle
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>>674683808
>good whiskey
>cheap

pick one
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I'm Muslim so milk
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>>674691451
You ain't losing weight drinking beer, sorry bro.

Or really any alcohol, it's the definition of empty calories
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>>674691530
imo price/quality is often more relative to the hangover you get the next than than the taste
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>>674691530
Take your elitist bullshit elsewhere
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>>674691032
Always man.

Different liquids for different issues.
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>>674689845
Bud, you haven't even drained a fraction of the bottle. Just enjoy your life please? Take a few more sips.
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>>674691450
Irish-amerifag detected
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>>674691638
yeah u rite, but I set aside some calories to drink some beers with buds tonight. It's not even half bad if you don't drink much.
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>>674691385
ahhhhh i dont know the prices in canada. im on a mix of jameeson and bombay so im pretty drunk. but i do say captain morgan gets the job done
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>>674689845
Drinking by myself too mate
Please feel better by making fun of me
I need to get the place cleaned before my parents get back from their weekend trip !
Had a party this night but because I'm a failure I kept on drinking the whole night and now It is the morning
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>>674691730
see
>>674691649
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>>674691742
Word bro. My buddy and I killed 6 bottles of that one summer.
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Best beer of the world
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Gin fag reporting
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>>674692178
>>674689845
to drinking alone. and happy birthday man
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Outta town drinking in the hotel room.
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>>674692178
youll be right cunt. just do things in life that make you happy (apart from drinking all the time ofc)
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>>674692226
kek
how do you feel getting advice from a 19yo retard
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Norwegian beer
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Ausfag here, only beer in the house..
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>>674692363
Is "blond" the same as a lager? A beer snob friend of mine tries to slap me with his dick when I drink beers you can see through. I like them because their refreshing.
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Enjoying a drink and a pipe, quiet jazz on the radio; the best part of the day.
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I'm a cheap fuck looking for a way to deal with the realities of life
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>>674690042
this makes me feel better
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>>674692902

Add lemonade/Orange juice and it's bareable
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>>674692780
Here you go /b/ro
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>>674692560
vindicated
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>>674692902
Drinking won't help you
Regardless of your morals or whatever, try out psychedelics and party on them for a while. These actually had a "therapeutical" effect on my as well as a recreative effect.
Alcohol only made everything worse

anyways, I'm that fag>>674691373 so maybe just don't listen to me
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>>674693080
thanks fam
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>>674693078
never thought of lemonade
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>>674692719
youre drinking Ass. fucking meme beer confirmed.
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>>674692902
People with problem, go to a psycho. It's not that bad.
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>>674692902
when I worked in a bottle shop the abbos would always say 'yeah gizz us one of dem frutiya lexias'

was the shop meme
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>>674693176
Yeah shitty advice
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>>674693176
Acid ruined my life. My life has taken a complete U turn the last time I took acid. It fucked my entire life up.
I wouldn't be here drinking to deal with bullshit if it wasn't for acid, and it's too much for me to explain why.
But I don't discourage anybody from taking it, it's a fucking awesome drug, it just didn't work out in the end for me.
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vb
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>>674693498
You live in Perth I'm guessing?
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>>674692780
No a blonde is an ale, not a lager. Its more flavour overall, more fruityness, less crisp. Blondes can be clear too.

Your friend is a cunt. Slap him the next time he hints of any beer-snobbery. There's nothing wrong with enjoying a cheap lager.
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>>674693667
how long ago did you take acid that it's still affecting your life today?
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>>674692412
Sup gin /b/ro
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>>674693498
>ate] [Auto] 4 new posts

We had the same problem in Cranbourne but with government housing filth
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>>674693901
About 8 months ago. It's not just acid, but the events that happened because of it.
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>>674693667
>>674693583
Right I can understand this. You could see from my pictures thant I'm a young fag with probably less experience than you but for me, taking small doses of lsd or 2cb for a while instead of alcohol helped me out a lot.
you can always argue that i don't know "real problems" yet but anyways I had some issues and all I can say is that ethanol and maybe benzodiazepines were the worst substances for me
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>>674693823
>Slap him the next time he hints of any beer-snobbery

I do and we laugh. you should see what this faggot goes through to make a morning cup of coffee.
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>>674694156
Does he consecutively suck a couple cocks and hold the loads in his mouth for creamer?
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>>674694385
>>674694156
edgy niggers
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there's everything wrong with enjoying cheap lagers
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>>674694732
Found the beer snob
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>>674681014
a 2 dollar bottle of brandy i got at cvs, it was on sale
>pic unrelated?
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Bottle of carmenere. It's not bad. Cheap. I prefer other wines, but this is free.
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>>674694082
this sounds like a story that might need its own thread

>>674694385
you should see his fucking kitchen. I stayed with him and his gf at newyears, so the morning after we wake up and he asks if I want coffee. I say sure. His first move was boiling water in this fucking tea kettle, and setting up what I can only describe as a fucking chemistry set. He's got his little fucking funnel dripping into this (literally) graduated cylinder, after which he filters with some french-cucked vacuum mesh bull shit and pours the remainder into a cup. 10-15 minutes pass and he serves it to me, and was like "I think I fucked it up, I can redo it if you don't like it."

pic related it's my friend while making his cuckfee

>tfw wake up to Folgers like a filthy pleb
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>>674694732
Beer is just beer
nothing to do with cheapness
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>>674692146
The bottle cost me 25 bucks.
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>>674681014
I recommend bleach.
[spoiler]Nah, I'm just enjoying an Angry Orchard hard cider. It's good and was on sale.[/spoiler]
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>>674694732
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>>674695300
>makes coffee with a chemistry set
fucking kek
also nice dubs m8
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The only good Tequila I used to drink
Gift from a Mexican friend
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>>674687731
same here. Tried it with just a splash of water, changed the whole thing.
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Crown Royal
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captain morgan here as well
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>>674690211
i choose suicide
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>>674695862
nice dorm room, do you pull mad traps?
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>>674693817
Adelaide.

>>674694054
The area the shop was in was completely government housing. They would come in each week around centerlink pay time and take turns in spending it on alcohol. Was fucking sad some of the things Ive seen there.

Whats worse is they were genuinely nice people when sober (in the early morning) but drunk they were a completely different animal

oh well.
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>>674696253
you are the fucking trap I pull
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Vodka svedk
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>>674696616
>>674696616
your body looks exactly like mine, except I have retarded nipples -_- not even gyno, my nipples are literally inverted.

Ill never show /fit/ since they will rip on me for it
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>>674696616
run up when you've got more hair on your chest than my fat white ass, faggot.
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>>674697214
I post on fit sometimes as my body is pretty alright
Anyways, getting fit is the road to insecurities about details like your nipples I guess
>>674697219
Indeed
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my tears
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This shit.

It's not good. But it's alcohol.
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