ASK SATAN ANYTHING
(please for your own sake be nice with satan when you ask questions)
1. ok
2. yes
3. see 5
4. ask something else
5. im not answering this
6. probably
7. never
8. oh my god
9. lol ok
0. not answering sorry
does she love me
should i buy the new graphic card
Is OP truely a faggot
>>674680200
Я блядь помею успех в этом бизнесе?
Im satan not you
>>674680200
does she like me?
Are they just using me?
>>674680200
Am i attractive satan
>>674681368
fuck you, Satan.
>>674681465
Can you answer my question
>>674680200
you're not the only god hates satan
Are you real?
Θ?
>>674681609
So yes or no
is my relationship goal ever going to work out, lord of darkness and all that is unholy?
>>674680200
Hey you faggot
4chan has really gone down hill lately, don't you agree?
>>674680200
Will I fuck her
>>674680200
rollin
>>674681950
God dammit, figures...
>Mfw only faggot christian fucks think satan looks like this
>Mfw my face is my dick
>enjoy faggots
Does she think about me too?
Will we get back together
Can you ass rape me?
Aye my nigga. Will I find another job this weekend? Here is tits to spice things up
>>674680200
Ill stomp satan in the face and take a shit on his throne.
That being said nice dubs satan.
>>674680200
Is she cheating on me, dark lord?
>>674680200
Can you post a selfie?
Will Kala say yes when I ask her to be my girlfriend tomorrow
>>674682776
I hope this is wrong
>>674680200
will it all go the way i want it to?
>>674680200
Do you love me?
Will my post have dubs?
Will I ever find love?
>>674683055
Will my post have trips?
Is OP a fag?
>>674680200
Are you a may may ?
do you vape?
Will I see her again?
>>674683394
Will I get dubs then?
>>674680200
dear satan, if i asked her out, or asked for her phone number/stopped being a beta cuck would she say yeah or somethin? thanks cuz
Should I put the car in the garage?
>>674683460
Trips then fuck you satan give me an answer.
why does my dad hate me?
>>674683564
Is op a fag.
Can i go to bed
>>674680200
Will I love, again?
>>674680200
Will the Donald be president?
>>674683663
FUCKING HELL. Will I ever get an answer out of you nigger?
>>674683845
Fair enough.
Should I keep making music?
>>674684000
Checked.
>>674684000
Ok satan I get it. I'll stop now.
>>674683952
Niceee
>>674683952
shit no
>>674684076
Satan, is this guy a faggot?
Should i keep studying this?
>>674680200
Will she ever love me again?
>>674680200
i'm going to meet a girl that loves me?
>>674684137
Rekt
Should he and I get married this year?
Will I ever have a stable life?
Will i be the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth
>>674684250
Ugh.. Why not?!
Am I going to Hell
>>674684281
Is ok a yes kind of?
>>674680200
Is she gonna try and get with me at work on Sunday?
>>674680200
will i get a girl from my job soon?
Am I god?
I'll Fuck OP's mom ?
>>674684359
Sweet thx Satan
>>674684349
>ok
>lol ok
FUCK YOU SATAN WILL I BE THE GOAT OR WHAT BITCH
Will I ever met her again?
And btw should I an hero???
>>674680200
Will I ever find love?
>>674684456
Please?
do all niggers steal?
>>674684451
>ok
>lol ok
>ok
Seriously fuck you satan
Those 6s
You're not satan are you...
>>674680200
does she love me back
Should I make some little fap before sleep.
>>674680200
will i lose my virginity before this year ends
>>674684640
>>674684575
cum on m8
will i ever be tall enough to score easy poon
Should i ty to profit her?
Are me and celeste gonna ever have a relationship again satan?
>>674684750
Pls anwser satan
>>674684471
Is that a yes?
>>674684798
Dont omg me you stupid bitch yes or no
is she going to be mine?
Should I be a priest?
Should I give up on Kyle?
>>674680200
Will you fuck off and die in and in a rare double whammy decision, I can't wait to be successful in VR.
>>674684847
Fuck u satan i always knew you were a nigger
>>674684847
Rip
Why do you pushed people for doing bad things? Doesn't it make you a good guy?
Does she love him
>>674680200
Will I be the Man who Sold the World?
Does she love me
>>674685099
Srs.
>>674685169
Dude.
>>674685203
Fuck you
Will I ever get an Astro Morpher?
is it gonna work out?
>>674685534
ok... am i doing anything wrong that can be changed within reason?
>>674685659
nah this is fucked lol
>>674680200
should i try to boink her
>>674680200
will it happend soon?
Will I finish my project?
Will god ever forgive the human race for failing to eliminate the jews?
>>674680200
Do femanons find me attractive satan
Am I good at Counter Strike: Global Offensive?
>>674680200
Oh dark master! Will I finally finish my writing assignment that was due a week ago?
>>674686524
Will I be able to complete my assignment?
>>674686677
But.. my lord I got the dubs.... D:
Dear Satan,
Are le happy merchants truly your subjects? Sincerely, Anon
>>674680200
Satan, are you the biggest cuck of them all?
>>674686820
Why have you forsaken me, your majesty? D;
does he want me back
Can I have dubs?
>>674680200
should i build a meth lab ?
>>674680200
kill louis please?
Is Jesus real?
>>674687022
Thank you dark lord I will be willing servant and complete my assignment!! Hail satan! Hail satan!
How do you feel about weed?
Sixteen steps
a night commence
in shadow of
a littering dog?
Can you stump the trump?
Is OP a huge faggot?
>>674688195
Is OP a fucking retarded faggot who made a fucking retarded thread?
>>674688248
Is he?
>>674688294
rerolll 2 get
>>674688195
>>674688248
>>674688294
>>674688342
Satan, will WW3 come in my lifetime?
Will I be successful?
>>674683582
>why does my dad hate me?
>yes
kek.
Now that we've established OP's orientation, is he seeing anyone?
Is hell a warm and cosy place?
Is liking traps gay?
Am I gay?
>>674689228
Traps is gay af it seems
Will there be plague which wipes out radical muslims in the not too distant future?
will I ever have lots of money?
satan, my lord. please let me get laid this weekend
When I sold my soul for her love, did I get it back when she stopped loving me or is there not a return policy on souls.
>>674680200
Hello Satan. I was wondering if her and I will start dating soon.
>>674689623
How about you answer
If i go to hell, can i be your sex slave?
any incoming poon this week?
>>674689720
ANSWER ME NIGGER REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Wanna buy a soul?
>>674689811
That doesn't make sense. Yes or no
>>674680200
Hey Satan what's your favorite drink?
>>674689811
Satan fuckin withcha real good
Does Brinton sucks cock
>>674689883
Mother bitch, what did I tell you?
will I achieve my dream
>>674689983
HAHAHAHA!! keep trying bruv
(810) 293-2810
>>674689983
GODDAMMIT MOTHER FUCK I WILL STICK GOAT UP YOUR ASS UNTIL IT EAT POO POO THEN FUCK YOUR CHICKEN MOTHER WHORE YES OR NO!!!!!!!!!
>>674690179
AAAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Should I break up with my girl?
>>674690305
I swear, if you don't give me a yes or no I will assrape your face
>>674680200
do you enjoy masquerading as myself?
>>674690439
Really nigger?
>>674680200
Should I wait for her?
>>674690503
This has to be a fucking joke
>>674690439
Satan do you hate this guy?
>>674680200
does everything in this world suck?
Will I fail this semester?
>>674690529
Will her bf dump her because she keeps seeing me behind him?
does he like me?
>>674690611
-____________- yes or no........
>>674690761
Does he know yet?
does her brother like me
>>674680200
When this is all and over with, or maybe even if you'd be gracious enough to assist haste the process in general, what do?
>>674690633
fucking satan gimme a straight answer
>>674690439
Fucken topkek
>>674690854
the actual fuck... LAST TIME DOES EVERYTHING SUCK OR NOT
>>674690824
I see, suspicions only, right?
>>674690792
THANK YOU! Wasn't that hard was it? Though I suspect you're telling me this to get me to shut up.
>>674690949
Will she fuck me?
Am I meant to be a nigger?
Is she cheating on me?
>>674691039
Bump
Will I die one day?
>>674691033
Will she have sex with me?
>>674690992
-_______________________________________-
Fuck you satan.
Will I live forever?
>>674680200
Am I a real nigga scientist
>>674680200
why is my dick so small??
>>674691147
Ok I'll move on, thanks Satan
>>674680200
is everyone on /b/ potential powerful wizard?
>>674680200
Will Granddad ever sext me?
>>674680200
kill luke please?
>>674680200
Will I make it through med school
>>674690844
Grammar check.
>>674691294
Should I move to Japan?
>>674680200
Can i get huge gains
Fuck you 4ch
dose my ex still love me?
>>674691528
Well? I mean for a year
Will I ever find love?
>>674691692
Satan is the best!!!
>>674680200
should I follow her?
Am I going to hell? (You're lying if you say no)
Should I kill myself?
>>674680200
Was shaving my head a bad idea?
Should I call it off?
Will I ever find the love of my life?
>>674680200
Will I be successful and keep going down this decent path?
can it happen?
>>674680200
poser
>>674691990
cunt
>>674691997
rejected
>>674680200
Though I give 5 years tops to both, which will come first, my death or the the Great Financial Meltdown that will precipitate the ruin of Western Humanist civilization?
Should I ask her out even if I'm zoned
I got two questions
1 how do i summon you?
2 why do you heil Hitler?
>>674692133
I was going to interpret a yes as yes to the first option, but it looks like I'll have to live in suspense.
Should I go to school tommrow fam
Why you dont give me somw pussy datan?
Should i ask her out..?
should i fuck a nasty hooker?
will i ever get a succubus?
>>674689228
Sauce
>>674680200
Did i ever call you god?
>>674680200
Are you actually Satan?
>>674680200
Will my b come live with us for awhile?
>>674693891
Thx satan
>>674680200
can we defeat God?
>>674680200
Did getting gang fucked by succubi give me powers in some way?
>>674694873
Aw man c'mon
Can you answer me please?
>>674695006
Nice, thanks for answering satan
will i ever find love?
have i made the right choice out of the two, to stay who i am with?
Will i surprise my sister in law bating?
>>674695694
Will I see her bating?
Does she love me?
>>674696052
thxsatans
is it going to work with this one
Will i get with A
Will I get laid
Am i the real satan
>>674680200
will donald trump die in the next 2 months if he wins
will i get the new comp by summer
Will I have sexual intercourse with a female?
Does you're mom know your gay?
>>674680200
these quads prove I am the real Satan faggots
>>674689228
>>674680200
Jesus said i would lose my virginity next week. Is that true?
>>674697447
Are you sure?
Should I wear a buttplug tommarow, Satan?
>>674697496
Does that mean Jesus knows more than you?
>>674680200
should i do anal right now?
wanna fuck?
I will lose my virginity this year?
>>674697625
this is why you're gonna get raped faggot Satan
>>674697591
So, Jesus is right about that i will lose my v-card next week?
Finally
>>674680200
do you like linkin park?
>https://youtu.be/Fu5xBgsSJCY
>>674680200
Will Donald Trump be assassinated
>>674697713
Are you afraid of being wrong?
>>674697837
Kill me
to fap or not to fap
>>674697646
Yes!
>>674697866
You said "Never", but did you really meant it?
>>674680200
Does jessica want to fuck?
u jewish?
>>674680200
is she pregnant?
>>674680200
can i fap to this tonight?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/omegkle
Is Donald Trump Adolf Hitler in disguise
>>674698083
reroll
>>674698092
yaaay
>>674698152
omg really?
Does my girlfriend like to tongue my ass more than she says she does
>>674698197
jeeez thanks
>>674680200
Will I ever find a friend
>>674680200
MI LIBRO, LUNA DE PLUTON, ESTA SIENDO UN EXITO DE VENTAS EN TODOS LOS PAISES DE HABLA HISPANA, LEELO, SE, QUE TE VA A ENCANTAR
am i truely evil?
Will she cheat on me?
will it still all end badly?
will you come back?
>>674680200
Should I stick it out or move on?
>>674681695
Rekt by satan himself, good job anon.
>>674680200
i wanna die ... now
CAPTCHA: 111
>>674680200
will this year my virginity curse be broken after 29 years
>>674680200
i wanna be a cop
>>674681141
no, you can't annex crimea
>>674682789
STANDING BY
does she like me?
will I ever get an Asian gf?
is reincarnation real?
>>674700920
Yes or no faggot
>>674700990
answer bitch
>>674701022
Thank you, now was that so hard?
Gonna fap o gonna scrub?
>>674680200
should i worship you
Do I have a chance? I understand the vagueness of this question, and am assuming you know what I'm talking about.
>>674680200
will you go nandos wiv me tonight satan?
Is Satan a little nigger boy?
Am I going to hell?
>>674680200
I am the Beast that has yet to rise from the metaphorical sea
Would Hilary kick your ass?
Will OP ever deliver?
>>674680200
Do Jews exist?
Should I take the one with the nice ass and ditch the fat crackhead
Are her feelings gone
omfg Satan are u really gonna make me figure this out for myself
I'll ask something else then.
>Is she still worth my time???
