If you're not eating a plant-based diet, you're slowly
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If you're not eating a plant-based diet, you're slowly killing yourself.
Why are you so afraid of going vegan?
Because OP told me to and he's a faggot. Never listen to OP.
Because we don't wanna look like a bunch of attention seekers like vegans.
Just eat some delicious meet you stuck up little pussy
>>674677813
Animals eat the plants and I eat the animals. Basicly its a plantbased diet.
Have fun dying of bloat.
I've been incorporating this diet (as best I can) and I've lost 70 lbs. in seven months and I feel a lot better.
400 calories of monotonous fucking vegetables. YUM
>plant-based diet
>eating animal products
>mutually exclusive
Proof that vegans are stupid.
>>674677813
>vegan being annoying as hell telling other what they should do (typical)
Fuck off, vegtard
>>674677813
Because I like the taste of beef, pork, chicken and fish and shouldn't be judged for it.
>>674677813
>Implying you have to be vegan to eat vegetables.
Vegan is just a stuck up way of saying fussy eater.
>>674677813
>why are you so afraid of being a huge dick slurping faggot?
>>674677813
vegitables without butter oil or cheese taste like shit. I cant do it.
>>674678152
>How to grow a vagina
>in your brain
>and slowly let it consume you
>the official revised 2016 chart
>>674678237
plant-based diet means the majority of your calories are from plants.
vegan means all your calories are from plants.
>>674677813
Because I only cared about the people in my life, they are gone. I want to die fast.
im not going vegan because i dont like dick in my ass
>>674677813
We are all daying, there is no point to make it last a couple of years if you can't enjoy the good taste of all food, name it vegetables or meat, or even junk food.
I'll just enjoy my slow death till the end. You can go enjoy your strugle to make it last just a little longer
>>674677813
>Why are you so afraid of going [faggot]?
>>674678023
>tfw faganon
>tfw every time someone knows my sexuality on this site ignores me until i deliver boypussy
>tfw im never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite sexuality.
>tfw i never did anything to you
>tfw i have to hide my sexuality at any cost if i want to interact with you
4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".
>and4 "boypussy or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your sexuality, dont say it"
Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:
1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do gay things or i acted like a fag)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.
You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
You better watch that Vitamin B12 deficiency, bud.
You might as well just supplement a bit of meat or eggs into your diet as opposed to having to rely on supplements. It is tastier and, as long as you aren't a fat American fuck, you should be okay.
>>674678152
I don't need to lose weight.
I eat meat because im not a fagget.
>>674677813
because I fucking love eating the dead, charred flesh of freshly slaughtered innocents. I literally find no greater joy in life than a properly prepared steak. If all animals besides humans fucked off from this earth I would attempt cannibalism before resorting to a vegetarian diet.
>>674677813
I am for being vegan but i cant statisfy muh hunger
>>674678934
nigger your an attention whore. its shit like this that make people hate faggots.
>>674677813
Since you know, as this picture shows - we eat entire drumsticks and veggies whole.
As someone that was vegan from birth to age 16, I can tell you from personal experience, don't fucking make your kids go vegan. I have some back problems still to this day because I didn't get some essential proteins in meat
>>674677813
Because its horribly inefficient.
>>674677813
Because I understand the evolution has worked for millions of years to perfect me as an omnivore, not a herbivore.
Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats.
>>674677813
Enjoy your small frail grey skinned children.
>>674679384
raising beef livestock is the most inefficient thing imaginable.
>>674677813
I will never understand the whole: you're killing yourself by doing this
The reason for living is not to simply live as long as possible.
>>674678647
Why chose that life? You dont need anyone to be strong, just do your best in life and it willpay off
I like meat
>>674677813
If you are living you are slowly dying. who the fuck cares were going to die anyway
Because I don't feel the need to tell people that I'm better than them for their dietary choices
>>674677813
All of us are slowly dying anyway. no one lives forever. might as well eat what you want and etc, actually 'live" life.
>>674678166
Idk man
Garlic Parmesan Broccoli is pretty fucking good.
>>674677813
because i used to fuck a vegan.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
>>674678934
>everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked
Nah, just /b/. /b/ Is filled with underage and normalfags who're trying to express their angst. I guess /v/ too and to a lesser extent /a/, you'll learn what's what when you're not a newfag.
>>674679723
It's to live as well as you can while you are alive. If you have a healthy body you can use the time you have a lot better.
>>674678934
shut up and spread your boipussy for me
and don't pretend you don't want this
you love the humiliation
now ass up, face down
and spread wide
>>674679265
>>674678934
this anon is right, why tell everyone your sexuality if it's not what we're talking about?
>>674677813
Because I dislike the taste of vegetables and fruits, and would rather lose 10 years of life eating things that taste good instead of living longer while eating atrociously disgusting rabbit feed.
>>674679723
/thread
>>674679873
no Parmesan, boyo. Vegans don't eat cheese.
Unless you are talking about that shitty cheese-flavored stuff, and then, what would be the point? Just eat the cheese.
>>674679353
Do some research before making stupid claims
>>674679999
you too quads >>674679983
assume position
>>674680076
meh
Tastes good with garlic yo
/shrug
>>674679721
Keep clear cutting land and destroying countless habitats to grow your inefficient Organic veggies.
>>674678934
>>674679971
This
>>674679873
true. i like meat tho
>>674677813
That is the worst info graphic I've ever seen for one. Second, "chicken" and "vegetables" is horrible labeling because it depends on how you cook it/what vegi it is. You can be healthy and eat meat I don't see why fucking vegans dont get that.
>>674677813
about 50% of your diet should be greens and veggies, (in my opinion).
Meat is essential and it is impossible to get a balanced diet of all minerals/nutrients/etc. on a strictly vegan diet; you can come some what close but to do that you would be clinically obese.
>>674680165
why would i? this is not what this thread is about, my boypussy wont be posted here
Yeah and an indoor cat lives longer than an outdoor cat.
>>674677813
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
>>674678934
Kys faggot
>>674678152
If I lost 70 lbs I'd look bullemic you fat fuck
>>674680227
Not a vegan here, but you do that anyway to feed the damn livestock.
>>674677813
now I'm hungry for some chicken
>>674677813
My sister is raising her kids as vegans. My 8-year-old daughter is bigger than her 10-year-old daughter. People (strangers) think her kid is five or six, and she can't do shit--weak as a fucking mouse. The family's sick all the fucking time 'cause they don't get enough nutrition--and she's doing the meals "right" as far as vegan standards, a wide variety of beans n shit to get all the amino acids, etc.
>>674677813
Because vegetables without meat is gross af
>Smoke a 20 pack a day
>Snort cocaine on a weekly basis
>Drink a 10 pack of beer on a nightly basis
>Live exclusively off frozen food and takeaway pizza
Totally concerned enough about my health to completely change my diet..
>>674677813
You die matter what you idiot
>>674679971
Except it results in spending more time than otherwise trying to live better.
It doesn't result in getting more done in your life. Its just a WAY of living.
And, pardon the nihilism, theres plenty of other things in life that'll kill you faster regardless.
Theres nothing wrong with living this way, but living life is completely subjective, there is no "right way" for a human to live, fuck all else.
>>674677813
I'm not afraid of going vegan, I'm just the apex predator. My food eats your food. That's the end of the conversation
I like some vegetables but even if my stomach is on the verge of bursting from eating them, I still don't feel full
>>674680671
weigh 154 pounds and I'm 5'10 btw before someone calls me a fat fuck, not fat, just a faggot
>>674679721
yes, and that is why beef has always been a weekly thing until recently.
However; chicken, lamb, and other protein is highly efficient and just as or more so nutritious than quinoa or any other bullshit you put out there. Not to mention that you are literally starving native people to supply you quinoa, cashews, yarba root, etc...
Yes!! Thank you OP!! This is what we need!!!
It's true, humans are NOT omnivores/carnivores. We evolved from plant eating mammals. we are HERBIVORES!
By going plant-based (not saying vegan, because it umbrellas a bunch of other topics like environmental issues, animal cruelty, global impact), you actually bring out your TRUE body type! This is a fact.
And all humans are meant to be lean. All that "everyone's body is different" is all bullshit lol
Plant based or vegan lifestyle will solve all the fucking problems on this planet. You just have to fucking trust me, anon, and just research. Please.
>>674677813
Plants aren't food, they're what food eats.
>>674677813
I don't eat much meat because I don't really like the taste or texture much. Soy is much more delicious. I eat mostly plants, cheese is the only animal product (other than trace amounts in processed food, but I've been cutting that back too) I eat on a regular basis. Vegetables are top tier food items, I don't know why people don't like them. I could go on a diet of solely carrots, sweet potato, and tofu and die happy.
>>674677813
>you're slowly killing yourself.
implying all vegans will die after 110 yo
and carnivores will die b4 60 yo
Hey what is this tooth for?
>>674677813
I am not afraid I actually want to eat non GMO food but the price for ORGANIC tomatoes is 1.79 for lb and regular tomatoes 0.79$ lb . I can't afford it . America has been set up by the big corporations to sell a fat burger for 0.99$ with 500 calories while a healthy salad is 7$ with 80 calories .
CAPTCHA WAS MOCKING ME
>>674679723
Who the hell are you kidding? Lots of people are out there, doing what they can to live long and healthy lives.
Select all salads
Yes!! Thank you OP!! This is what we need!!!
It's true, humans are NOT omnivores/carnivores. We evolved from plant eating mammals. we are HERBIVORES!
By going plant-based (not saying vegan, because it umbrellas a bunch of other topics like environmental issues, animal cruelty, global impact), you actually bring out your TRUE body type! This is a fact.
And all humans are meant to be lean. All that "everyone's body is different" is all bullshit lol
Plant based or vegan lifestyle will solve all the fucking problems on this planet. You just have to fucking trust me, anon, and just research. Please
>>674677813
>if your'e eating a plant-based diet you're slowly killing yourself too
I'd rather die happy and live a full life than pretend I'm a cow and eat shit
>>674677813
what do you suggest we do with all these herbivores we breed for consumption?
set them free so they can wander into traffic and devour all the plants we ALL live on?
did you even think this shit through?
>>674678934
You are literally everything we hate here fuck off to r9k wanker.
>>674679002
Takes 10 eggs or 12 oz of top sirloin to get daily req B12. I'd rather just supplement. https://ods.od.nih.gov/factsheets/VitaminB12-HealthProfessional/
>>674680227
Im not vegan either, but this is false. Also meat industry is way worse for clima
>>674680464
because you love posting it
context doesn't matter
>>674681155
You realise it's difficult for herbivores to eat foods like tree nuts and seeds without having a sort of sharp tooth to break it? Our canines are not as sharp as tigers or lions! There is a reason!
>>674681245
You do realize that advanced brains require large amounts of calories. Add on top of that actually doing the work to construct the machines that we designed and it's quite clear that human intelligence evolved only because we ate meat. This isn't really in doubt to be honest.
>>674678934
someone cap this for a cringe thread
>>674677813
Chicken is more efficient than quinoa and just as efficient as broccoli. Look into it, free range chicken farming actually has a positive effect on the environment. You literally take the worst example to advocate veganism. It is the same as me using the import of quinoa and the horrible effects of starvation that it has on indigenous peoples to make an argument that a vegan diet is bad.
>stop lying cunt.
>>674681669
>responding to obvious bait
>>674677813
You know how you tell someone is a Vegan??
You don't, just wait a fuking minute and they'll tell you!!!
>>674678152
no pork or poultry?
>>674681401
nah i'll save it for BST instead hehee
>>674678934
>posts an off topic fucking bible about his sexuality and how /b/ treats him bad
>totally not an attention whore
vegetarian is healthy but vegan is unhealthy
>>674677813
You don't know shit about nutrition. You should not be giving advic. It could lead to people hurting themselves.
>>674681434
Do you seriously eat nuts and seeds using your canine teeth? That's like stabbing peas with a fork.
At least I get why you're retarded now.
>>674677813
>>674677813
Bc chicken, seafood, lamb, eggs, milk, and yogurt are sex.
Also, that picture is Helen Keller. Oil isn't made from animals, you represented chicken with FRIED chicken, and most of the calories from Teriyaki / Hainan / plain chicken are from protein. If protein's what you're scared of, then you, sir, are a vagina.
>>674677813
I just don't think I could tell my parents I was a gay.
>>674677813
I eat a mix of meat and greens. I'm at a healthy weight.
Moderation is key
>>674677813
Well, u don't have the need to prove that I'm a special snowflake, I genuinely enjoy eating meats of all kinds, and I'd switch to eating other people before I stopped eating bacon cheese burgers
>>674678152
I'm proud of you for recognizing you have a problem and doing something about it.
Keep it up /b/ro
>>674677813
>you're slowly killing yourself
implying vegans live forever
>>674680558
Livestock eat plants that have a very large usable product to space needed ratio. most fruit/veggies require much more space to grow. On top of the fact organic produce yields 65-80% to that of nonorganic
>>674681669
You replied to my comment.
Who said you can't pack in calories using plant-based? Our body thrives on carbohydrates. Complex carbs (polysaccharides) like starches (ex potatos, wheat, breads, pastas) is how you get that high caloric intake, AND its healthy and digestible!
It's really not that hard to understand?? lol
>>674681173
rice, potatoes, bananas, pasta?
CHEAP AS FUCK
>>674681388
good for the climate and inefficient are two different things
>>674678574
And you can't wear leather or use any animal based products. Plus the products can't be tested on animals. The by products can't harm natural areas.
I bet most "vegans"drive cars, have leather shoes or belts, leather in the vehicle, use unethical products and means. It's too much fucking work a. And b. It's not the healthiest way c. It's not feasible for most people under upper middle class first world life.
>>674677813
because I eat what I want and I love the taste of meat and I don't need to lose weight, so...
>>674677813
>be vegetarian
>always starving if I dont eat a shitload of bread
fuck me
>>674677813
afraid of not enough protein or pesticides still on plants
I feel bad for people that dont get to have a nice burger or some really good ribs once in a while. fuck you took away one of the finest things in life thb.
>>674679721
That's so not true herding animals are so efficient at feeding tons of people.
>>674681434
Herbivores can't even digest meat properly, so we can for a reason.
>>674677813
Probably a bait, but I'll still answer. And the answer is simple: humans are omnivores.
You can eat what you want, hell you can eat manure if that's what you want, but you can't change what you are. Your body needs meat.
>eating a plant-based diet
Why the fuck should I be on diet? I'm not fat.
>>674682007
i mean, it's a vegan thread
doesn't get any gayer than this
but if you still don't think this is a good place to post your boipussy ok...
>>674677813
But op, I'm not a faggot
Lol thank fuck someone said it.
Med student here.
EVERY FUCKING CELL IN OUR BODY NEEDS GLUCOSE TO FUNCTION.
Has anybody in here even bothered to take highschool level biology? You do not need a biology major to tell you that Glucose is oxidised in our cells and converted into something called ATP, adenosine triphosphate, which is the energy currency in our bodies.
ATP IS REQUIRED EVERY FUCKING SECOND IN OUR BODIES, ESPECIALLY BY ENZYMES TO CATALYSE (OR SPEED UP) REACTIONS.
The simple act of respiration even requires ATP!
I can not stress this enough that you can only attain glucose from plant based sources.
I understand that cows and other animals eat plants, but WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FILTERING THESE NUTRIENTS THROUGH ANOTHER ORGANISM'S DIGESTIVE TRACT??
Why not just go to the source directly?? Lol
It really is simple, /b/
>>674682449
High carb diets are actually nor all that good for you. Carbs cause insulin spikes which cause inflammation, have been linked to feeding cancer cells, obesity, food cravings, etc.....
>>674677813
You miss it, don't you?
you cant tell me this doesnt make your mouth water.
>>674677813
I always have a salad with my dinner and a salad with my breakfast and that seems well balanced too me.
>>674678152
Don't forget the bottom part that's all cock. You missed that.
>>674683268
You obviously don't know about the positive effects of ketogenic diets.
>>674677813
Is this supposed to be funny?
>>674677813
Im a vegetarian, but fuck vegans that criticize people for eating meat. Same as religious assholes or feminist.
Do you need to eat meat, No.
If you don't want to give it up meat thats fine do what you enjoy. Just realize that large consumption of red/processed meat is unhealthy. Things in moderation is all.
Side note. I don't eat tofu, and yes I get plenty of protein, B vitamins, and iron.
>>674683268
Meat and veggies is the best option, the only difference in the proteins between meat and veggies is just the order the amino acids are put together anyway
>>674683326
Same anon here.
High calorie is perfectly fine, IF you take in the right kinds of foods. So: low in oils, no animal protein/ fat / products, and low in chemicals.
The raw-er the food, the fucking better
>>674677813
"A-Anon! H-how was your lov- I mean day?"
Because as far as I know I have the same chance dying tomorrow as I do 70 years from now and I'm not gonna waste my time looking like a fucking faggot
>>674683457
lol wtf? Just looked it up.
a diet that is LOW IN CARBS?
are you fucking kidding me?
Bitch, bye.
>>674683359
honestly, what I've been training myself to do when it comes to missing BBQ is to study my favorite sauce recipes and try them out over different meat substitutes.
many meat substitutes do have strange textures but I personally enjoy savory sauces that much that i can't give them up even as I gradually leave all meats behind.
It's so great I never have to worry about my metabolism, weight or health.
>>674681434
But I use literally every other tooth but canines for nuts and seeds. Your teeth are designed for vegetables, fruits, nuts, and meat. Hell, your body literally can't digest and absorb plant cells, yet it handles mammal, fish, and even bug cells easily.
>>674683268
>Everybody that isn't a vegan eats nothing but meat.
I don't believe you when you say you're a med student, you're too retarded to get through high school.
>>674683221
just go on my blog for my boipussy if you wanna go for a little wank
>>674677813
If you are eating a plant based diet, you are also slowly killing yourself.
>>674683757
see my response here...
>>674683821
Honestly, I miss the savoryness of specific sauces more than the actual meats
>>674683819
It forces the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates.
>>674683867
>>674677813
"Did you... did you ask anybody to the dance yet, Anon?"
>>674679818
this
>>674683821
>Meat Substitute
RAW PLANT BASED DIET WITH TONS OF CHLOROPHYLL AND SPIRULINA AND CHLORELLA
>>674684091
>>674683922
I never said that's ALL they eat, but meat seems to be a very common food that is actually tasty and satisfies you. It's more popular, duh
>>674684196
>>674683268
"I'm a med student, so everything I say is right even though i'm only taking co-ed in 12th grade! Meat is bad guys." Shut. the. fuck. up.
>>674677813
Because fuck you
>>674683861
one day we all pay the price of living. disease death. some sooner and some later.
>>674684303
>>674684084
lol no it doesnt.
It strictly depends on the metabolism of the individual, and their body's tolerance to certain chemicals entering the body.
Just another fad diet.
>>674684375
>>674684453
>>674683892
Funny.
YOU may not use those teeth, but your animal ancestors did. It's called evolution and some can argue that your canines are a vestigial feature, like your tail bones or your appendix, left behind from billions of years of evolution
>>674684370
Exactly which is why you should smoke your cigs/weed eat whatever the fuck you want and snort lots of cocaine. Don't forget to drink heavily.
>>674683642
I'm gonna disagree. High carb diets are also linked to diabetes, can cause you to have a high and the crash soon aftet. Which is probably why some people feel tired all day. Also, high carb low fat diets have been linked to vitamin deficiencies.
Youre most likely a young kid trying to figure the world out. You see this vegan diet as a way to be kind and eat which seems like a great idea only the theory doesnt hold water
>>674678934
Shut up, I will rape you in your boypussy.
>>674684002
Can't replicate pussy juice
>>674684382
Those are things to consider when choosing a diet at all. You must be a female, you feel entitled.
>>674684562
aaand that's it
Hope OP realizes how much of a faggot he is
>>674683268
yep. for those that dont believe this, avoid carbs for a few days and see how you feel.
you wont be able to do shit!
high fucking carb every single meal for the win.
keep the fat low keep the protein low
Lol. OP definitely got this picture from one of those Netflix "documentaries" that is really a 90 minute juicing infomercial.
if you are a vegan you should consider suicide
>>674684905
not quite... i got the OP image from Dr. Fuhrman, who has the nutritarian philosophy illustrated here
>>674678152
>>674677813
No I'm not, vegetarianism is a meme based off real problems (poorly raised animals/antibiotics/ GMO feed animals). It is not solved however by eliminating an entire group of food.
Vegans are idiots, because animals are cheap and tasty
>>674684610
You're going to feel tired at first. Body is not used to the amount of glucose entering the blood, because you've been deprived.
But after less than 7 days of going high carb, low fat, you WILL see changes. I can fucking promise you that,
As for the vitamin thing, uhh no. False.
Every single nutrient that your body can need, is found in nature (plant-based, not animals).
Evolution wins again.
The only one that isn't is cholesterol, but good news because our bodies make cholesterol! We never have to worry about bringing that inside our bodies from an outside source because that would be considered BAD cholesterol which causes heart problems, etc
>>674683932
i've checked it before
you have a nice body but i'm not really into dicks
>the only way i'd get a kick out of it would be a nice boipussy spread/stretch pic taken for me
>yeah that would be nice...ain't happening tho
>>674684862
That's because your body is switching over to a state of ketosis. Drink plenty of water and some electrolytes. If you wait it out for a few more days you'll feel fantastic.
>>674679818
/thread
>>674680506
This is true
>>674683268
>med student here
>doesn't know that people how eat meat don't exclusively eat meat
heem yourself
>>674684862
You have to put your body into a state of ketosis which is were your body excretes fat as ketones. If you're not in this state you'll have insulin spikes and crash. You'll also have the cravings associated with high carbohydrate diets. You can't be half way in and half way out. You have to go all the way for a couple weeks to get into ketosis.
>>674677813
Veggies and meat are good for you. It's the processed shit carbs that are questionable.
Just eat more veggies and proteins, less pasta/ramen/bread/crap that you see daily
>>674681035
No thanks. We already have religions.
Because vegans are dumb enough to think people suffer from eating meat
>>674685327
>Evolution wins again.
This should be new meme.
>I can fucking promise you that
You can (and should) fucking kill yourself.
>>674685474
and why the fuck would you want to be in ketosis?
look at all the leanest cultures, all lean, all high carb. civilization was built on a starch based diet.
>>674685330
no i dont really do requests sorry
>>674678152
Good job man. Ignore all the faggots in here. Always good to try and live a healthier life style.
>>674677813
meanwhile there hydrazine in white button mushroom.
so fucking poisonous
>>674678934
Assume the position
>>674678152
Since when is ''fruitS'' a word?
>>674683330
my brain say yes,
but my body is like, fuck more fat.
>>674677813
>OP's stomach
>A stomach filled with semen.jpg
>>674685939
Because it's awesome.
No being hangry. No getting tired after a meal. No running out of energy during a workout.
>>674679093
Kek
I can tell you've been taking your daily edgelord suppliment
>>674678354
vegetarian here. I completely agree with you.
All things in moderation. Its the people that eat excessive amounts of meat three times a day.
Thats fine if they want to, its just really unhealthy and the meat industry is not a sustainable source of food.
Most people in the US eat too much meat.
>>674681155
>Hey what is this tooth for?
We also have tail bones and body hair
>>674685939
id rather just smash in food all day and be lean and satiated. instead of being constipated and smelling like a dead cow with bad breath.
>>674677813
I'm not afraid, I just like meat, faggot. I just decided I'm getting steak and eggs brunch tomorrow. Congratulations, you just motivated me to kill an animal.
>2016
>still eating food
>I haven't eaten a plant or animal in like 2 years.
Plebs.
>>674686040
your loss
i won't touch my peepee thinking about you then
>>674679873
Parmesen isn't even vegetarian. They use goat rennet to make it. Its made with the enzymes found in goat stomachs
>>674677813
Because I still like the taste of meat. I eat more vegetables, fruit, and tofu than I do meats, but a meat-treat (usually in the form of some kind of fried rice or other Asian dish) is fine now and then.
>>674678268
not all vegans are like this. The cool ones you'll never know about because they don't bring up their eating habits.
Its the same as religious or feminist that spew off their stupid shit.
Only way ill talk about it is if someone wants to ask me questions about my diet. Otherwise Im not going to pester people about it.
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>>674677813
nigga you think i WANT to live past 30?
>>674677813
because there's this thing as positive ecology where you try to extend your stomach acids too far too fast and you lose all your biotics trying to digest too many things for too little benefit
I burn around 4,000 calories a day. So I can eat whatever the fuck I want.
Maybe if you did anything during the day you wouldn't have to cram cauliflower up your ass to stay slightly overweight.
>>674687030
Where do you think the ingredients for soylent come from, you faggot?
>>674678485
The more you eat the better they taste. Also seasoned right they can taste good.
Kinda like coffee, might taste like shit at first but drink it enough or add something too it and its great.
>>674686992
vegetable matter makes your shit smell the worst poop smeller.
>>674687467
What? I thought it was made from alien semen.
>>674677813
Because I'm afraid if I go vegan I'll turn into a twat like the other vegans. Kind of the same reason I don't smoke, I don't want to get cancer.
Breathing oxygen is slowly killing yourself. Oxygen is a free radical and will slowly damage the inside of your lungs. Not to mention all the pollution.
Why aren't you breathing helium?
Coz I need more than 400 calories
Seafood is the healthiest animal meat you could eat.
>>674679002
Supplements if fine. The cost of supplements is far cheaper then quality meat.
Also most people take vitamins anyways to get the nutrients they need since the average person dose not consume enough vegetables. So whats the difference?
>>674679091
Plenty of faggots enjoy meat.
So not really convinced you don't like dick in your mouth as well as a hotdog.
>>674678934
Please anon go back to 9gag or reddit
>>674677813
Not sustainable. Only idiots think the whole world could go vegan and survive.
You know all that ranch land? The land that vegans think would be better used as farm land?
You can't grow shit on it. It's nearly impossible to till, not the right soil composition, or one of a thousand other good reasons to not try and cultivate crops on a massive scale on. They put animals on that land because it is too shitty to grow on. Animals are expensive and the amount of money you get for them is a lot less than the yearly profits on large-scale farming operations. If they could grow on that land, they would. They don't because it's impossible.
Second, I'm willing to bet you're one of those anti-GMO motherfuckers. But guess what, friend. Those GMOs are the only reason there are enough vegetables for you to sustain a healthy diet. Farmland is decreasing as cities increase in size and the only thing keeping yields high enough to feed you is the genetically modified shit you are eating.
Basically, the whole vegan thing is either for people with serious health issues or, more likely, cunts who think that what they're doing is actually helping the planet because they're too goddamn retarded to understand the issue beyond "oh wow meat comes from aminals"
>>674687430
You can eat whatever you want without gaining weight, but continuing to eat things that are high in sodium or certain oils can be bad for your heart. I mean obviously it's good that you don't risk gaining weight, but there are other negative health effects associated with eating unhealthy foods. That said, I don't encourage you to go vegan/vegetarian. Going vegan you risk being a twat, and good luck getting enough protein to maintain your 4000 calorie/day burn.
>>674687491
I eat vegetables with every meal. they have never just magically started to taste any better. Although I really do enjoy brussel sprouts and I hated them when I was younger. but I still have to put the perfect ratio of butter to red wine viniger on them to enjoy them. steamed veggies are just so fucking boring.
>>674684673
What is the source of this most epic video in the world?
>>674687111
oh noes... how will i be able to sleep tonight?
>>674677813
Simple math, faggot. I like a convenient three meals a day on a 2000 cal. diet. 400*3=1200. I'd have to fill my entire stomach five times a day if I wanted to be vegan. Vegans are shit, pasty scumtards.
>>674680853
Apex predator in a modern society...
What a faggot.
OP-
Who the fuck in their right mind (well, obviously not yourself) would believe a lifetime of eating vegetables is a life worth living? I can understand being Vegetarian, but fuckin Vegan? You guys are missing out BIG time.
>>674688102
Only one with a nick of sense in this thread.
I applaud you sir.
>>674688475
damn maya i dunno
i guess you'll have to deal with it bruh
>>674678934
shut up and post moar /g/fur
>>674679769
Why would anyone ever do what the image says? Like why would anyone ever even joke about shit like this.
The idea of injesting 3x more meat is so dumb.
I'm not a vegan, I eat meat, dairy and eggs. But i do it in moderation. Eating so much all the time is literally not at all benificial, for anyone.
Maybe because I'm an athlete I understand how to listen to my body. I know exactly what my body tells me. and its telling protein isn't a fucking fuel source.
Seriously the idea that one can go without carbs for any prolonged period of time is stupid, unhealthy, self damaging retard-fucking-Dation.
Can anyone name any fuckinh paleo/ Atkins price of fuckinh shit that can preformed to a god tier carved up athlete?
HELL FUCK NO
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CARBLESS PUSSY ON THIS EARTH THAT CAN OUTPREFORM SOMEONE ACTUALLY EATS RIGHT
WHY DO PEOPLE SUFFER BY NOT FOLLOWING THIER BIOLOGY AND EATING ALL NATURES GOOD ASS SUGAR.
WAKE UP PEOPLE CARBS ARE GODS GIFT TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE EAT YOUR FUCKING CARBS
>>674677813
Eeeeewwww. Aubergine!
>>674677813
Humans evolved to eat meat for a reason so I'll just go ahead and listen to instinct.
>>674689510
speaking of sleeping i'm gonna go now, gnight
How do I stop eating fast food? I'm addicted to it
>>674690078
Not sure tbh fam. Never had that problem.
Be ause of people just like you OP who cant shut up about the fact they are vegan
>>674677813
>IMPLYING THE SIZE OF THE FOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE SAME CALORIES MAKES IT ANY LESS USEFUL
LMOA @ UR LIFE BAIT MAN
>>674689860
Holy shit you autistic sperg, go and let your right hand commune with your dick more or something, Christ.
>>674677813
I am 6'1" and 145 lbs. I am already very active. A vegan diet will kill me.
>>674678934
tl;dr nigger.
>>674691115
Hey yo ninja!!
>>674687607
meat and dairy give you cancer.
>>674691216
The sun gives you cancer the air gives you cancer waking up gives you cancer sleeping on a matress gives you cancer what doesnt fucking give you cancer?
>>674677813
because I, as a human, am omnivorous.
>>674677813
and yet not even half of the minimum necessary macros
>>674677813
400 calories of tic-tac
>>674687467
People.
>>674677813
Takes 10x the land to feed a vegetarian then a carnivor human. Ancient humans had a diet of 80% meat. Get good faggot.
>>674691857
Ancient humans were enslaved by a race kown as the goa'uld and where taken all over the universe through devices known at stargates
>>674679999
Quads of truth
>>674692224
duhhh who don't know that.
>>674692224
>>674685327
>Every single nutrient that your body can need, is found in nature (plant-based, not animals).
There are no plants that contain amino acids. Those are found strictly in proteins. Without those your body is incapable of actually processing the foods you eat or using the vitamins you gain from plants,
Or did you think those supplements you take have nothing to do with your health?
>>674677813
>implying im not trying to kill myself
fuck off you hippie faggot
>>674677963
Underrated post.
>>674693468
beans and nuts..
im not even a veggie fag and I knew this
ITT: Bunch of faggot vegans acting superior to everyone again.
And a bunch of faggots who love stuffing their faces within or meat saying that their lifetime is good.
I like a good steak but come on guys
reminder vegans don't do it because it's healthy (it's not, it fucks you up), they just like to tell other people what to do
>>674678934
Jesus christ. The newest copy pasta fresh off the press. Better save it.
>>674677813
I've got a penis.
well well well... it seems we need to bring OP out of the shadows
>>674684570
Your gray matter can also be added to this list. Because you clearly arent using it correctly.
>>674678152
Where the bread at tho
>>674691693
Soylent is people
>SOYLENT IS PEOPLE!!!!!
>>674681035
Humans true body-type is skelton tightly wrapped by skin with the internal organs attempting to free themselves and get themselves a large Arby's sandwich?
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There is not a single logical reason not to go vegan.
Challenge me
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I would prefer to have a vegan diet, I get why being vegan makes sense, but meat is too damn good
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>>674695536
I caught /b/ slipping.
>>674689860
I do keto. You're a little bitch. Get mad son
>>674695707
and thats why your such a retard, deprived of glucose the fucking primary energy source of all of your cells.
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>>674677813
If you're baiting a troll-based image board, you should slowly kill yourself.
Why are you so afraid of going away?
>>674677813
Dude your vegan logic is so basic and full of holes, prove to me that we aren't adapted to eat meat. Real science, jesus you fucking cucks
>>674695697
>I get why being vegan makes sense
it doesn't tho
>>674694794
Gluten bro
Bread is bad for you, apparently.
>>674678934
Than Go to tumbler, why hang around the guys you don't like. There's a place for everyone and you just made it clear that this is not yours.
>>674696125
not eating animal products is much more efficient, a lot of farmland is used just to make food for cows and such
>>674677813
>Why are you so afraid of going vegan?
why are you afraid of eating hen periods?
Because the Law of Mike is Eternal:
>The cuter or more noble the animal, the better it tastes.
>>674695984
what is your reason not to go vegan.
Agriculture is the NUMBER ONE cause of pollution. So you are destroying the planet.
Also eating animal products increases your chances of getting cancer, cardiovascular disease, diabetes dementia and many more diseases.
It is incredibly immoral and cruel to slaughter 100's of billions of animals.
Your not a caveman anymore, you don't need to eat meat to survive, it is bad for your health the animals and the planet.
Going vegan would stop climate change and cure world hunger.
What is your reasoning for not being vegan? Hurr durr I am hooman smartest species on the planet, i will destroy my self and the planet hurr durr because it taste good.
I'll die. literally. Fuck you for trying to guilt people into being vegan.
>>674678152
Disregard faggots
Acquire health
/fit/izen here. Whenever I go on a cut, I eat tons of vegetables. They're cheap as fuck (buy in season), good for you, and you're never left feeling hungry. I still eat meat and have protein shakes of course. But seriously, veggies are the shit.
Made a dank ass spaghetti squash and ground turkey casserole the other day. Stuffed my face, couldn't eat another bite, not even 600 calorie meal.
I've been seriously contemplating switching to a plant-based diet for some time now- can anyone recommend me some books to read to better educate myself on it?
>>674691216
lol no it doesn't
yes fuck the people who are trying to save your health and the planet.
What if I don't eat?
>>674677813
I thought it was a a joke when vegans and veg heads told me meat is an addiction, its so true. I can not go a day without meat. No matter how hard I try. Animal flesh is just too damn nice
>>674677813
does the dirt add to the calories?
>>674677813
everyone is slowly dying
why are you proud of being corny. no pun intended. its good to be health-aware (because its gotten out of hand in the world - everything is poisoned for profit) but you're acting like an unoriginal douche
also, most vegetables are full of cancer-causing nitrates now, unless you're rich enough to afford organic food. i try to eat healthy so dont bitch at me. also, deny it all you want... there is no good source of protein. soy[beans] have a chemical in them that mock estrogen. they're the highest common source for vegan protein. yet, no matter what, you still have to tolerate an incredible amount of fiber, which requires a powerful GI tract, which some people dont have due to genetic medical issues. ive tried being vegan and vegetarian. its unpleasant and the balance is never right
>>674696376
what that basically boils down to is:
>we shouldn't eat meat because other people breed too much
and that's stupid.
besides, it fails to address any of the other stuff like how being vegan fucks up your body
>>674696723
Are you stupid, have you even done any research? Search up Heme Iron and L-Carnitine in meat. The fucking president of the american college of cardiology is a vegan and recommends a vegan diet!
>>674693468
>There are no plants that contain amino acids.
youre joking right?
i eat meat all day every day but you can't be this stupid
>hemp seeds contain literally every amino acid known to us
>>674683268
Yep if you eat enough glucose your body will produce it's own proteins! We also get a full spectrum of nutrients from plant based sources, just like all plants get nitrogen from the atmosphere and KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING LYING PEICE OF SHIT/NOT A MED STUDENT FOR MUCH LONGER
>>674696899
Dubs
>>674696947
>we shouldn't eat meat because other people breed too much
that doesn't make sense
>>674696945
hmm care to address which fucking problems veganism cause rather than making bullshit claims?
>>674696480
>what is your reason not to go vegan.
i'm not homo
>Agriculture is the NUMBER ONE cause of pollution. So you are destroying the planet.
growing plants for food is also agriculture
>Also eating animal products increases your chances of getting cancer, cardiovascular disease, diabetes dementia and many more diseases.
nah
>It is incredibly immoral and cruel to slaughter 100's of billions of animals.
then go protest at lions and cheetahs. they're pure carnivores.
>Your not a caveman anymore, you don't need to eat meat to survive, it is bad for your health the animals and the planet.
crap
>Going vegan would stop climate change and cure world hunger.
bullshit. that's why indians starve to death by the shitload
go squeeze your pimples elsewhere.
Because I don't give a fuck and it doesn't taste good. If I was born as a cow and I was slaughtered, that would be too bad. Life's not fair. All I can hope for is that we go back to the ancient times where we just used photosynthesis for energy. Until then, I'm gonna eat my steaks.
>>674683268
Dude glucose can be broken down from many varieties of sugar, many of which can be found in meat. I think you are still working on High school biology and need to study harder.
Veganism only really works if you do nothing with yourself or your life, because you simply cant get enough energy to do anything productive without overeating. You would find yourself overtaxing your body, and unable to grow substantial muscle mass.
I work very hard every day to look as decent as i do, and you faggots sit around all day cryin about some fuckin chickens and cows only lookin as good as you do because even though many of you are overeating, you cant tell or care because plant matter simply cant provide the protein or fats required to build mass.
Why are you afraid of working.
