Hey faggots, how do you keep yourself from an hero when you have no gf?
>>674677221
how bout'cha whack that 5 inch stick in your pants
>>674677221
I show off my body on the internet and revel in the compliments.
>>674677221
I dress as a girl and fap, at least I can simulate female presence like this.
sometimes I pull on some stockings and panties and pretend to be a girl. When I get tired of the show I reveal the D and have my kek. Trick is to single out the straights.
>>674677221
collect a shit ton of embarassing stuff like buttplugs, analbeads, etc.
you wont kill yourself cause youll worry about people judging you after you die
works for me anyway...
>>674677221
Went to see an escort once, I dropped spaghetti everywhere in the hotel room.
>>674679211
Through circumstances I have yet to fully understand myself, I have come into possession of several baddragon dildos and have no idea what to do with them. This is the reason I could never kill myself, because I don't want my family finding them.
>>674677676
This, get attractive OP everything else will follow.
I don't have the balls to do anything to myself so I just try not to think about it. Every time I walk in front of a car I internally wish they would speed up.
Look for things to distract me until I find another.
Hookers
>>674677221
Compulsive masturbation.
>>674677221
Don't count on anyone to make me happy I the first place. The only face i love seeing is...
>pic related
>>674677676
>Trap
Work out you lazy piece of shit, get you ass of the computer and go outside and talk to strangers so you can get used to talking to girls while you build muscle.
Fucking study or work, talk to girls out of your league, who probable is not that difficult to find.
Take one girl out, try not to fucking screw it up.
Congrats faggot, now you got a gf, then have sex.
>>674681248
You know it.
>>674681291
Working out is for lames that are insecure. I don't do it but bet i get laid more than you.
>>674681390
>throwing up emoji
I better myself until I'm interesting enough for girl to pay attention to when I talk to them. Turns out it doesn't even take that much effort.
I've dating the one. Its wonderful.
>>674681577
It's just a way for girls to be able to tell that you're not an absolute slug, but there's other ways to do that
Hide the pain behind ironic memes and shitposting
>>674681577
Any excersice is the best antidepressant, no need to lift weights like a fag, run, ride a fucking bike.
Gets your self steem up and helps you get girls.
Got a gf so prob yeah, good luck faggot.
>>674681692
>types out something they could post a fucking picture of
we have image uploads for a reason, dont be a lazy cuck. get out of here with that shit
>>674682247
Lol
Cause I'm getting my life on track and women will come naturally once I do
>>674677221
Just do it.
no gf
dont give a fuck and live with your extra money
>get no fucks though
>>674682410
This!
>>674677221
I got a fucking bf. Now I enjoy having someone who is like me and like minded who likes sex. Thats how I dont off myself without a gf.
