>your age >your job >your salary >your experience
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>your age
>your job
>your salary
>your experience
>>674656592
>your moot
19
none
none
none
none
>19
>gormet chef
>50,000 roughly
>3 years apprentice chef
>>674656592
>18
>High school
>Allowance, doing good
>Been doing this shit since 5
>>674656592
>22
>studend (social working)
>18,50$/hr (parttime job leading a youth club)
>9 years educating children
>6 years planing and doing holidays for teenagers around 12
>2 years teaching other fags about the shit i know
>3 years of university
>2 years on a suicide hotline
>half a year with traumatised children
>1 year leading a youth club
>>674657324
>10 years of molesting children
26
IT Consultant
36k
1 year in tech supprt
8 months as an IT Consultant
No college.
22
Computational Biologist
60 something thousand
4 years university at a good school
>>674656592
yo wtf is that the same exact Chinese guy I've been seeing this week? WTF
>>674657702
That's ZUN.
24
HR at a fancy grocery store
Just over $40k a year
Retail management, bologna saleman
34
Electrical engineering
120k
8 years in mining
>>674657838
>>674656902
Literally me
>>674658064
An electrical engineering with a purely mining engineering background..?
26
Crude oil production
180,000
Network administrator, line cook, Low voltage technician
3 years experience at current job
>>674656592
>29
> moderator for /sp/
>leaching off of my parents
>just kill me fam
>>674656592
>27
>undergraduate literature student
>mummy and daddy are wealthy
>have worked 12+ food service jobs where the only thing I learned was to hate Mexicans.
I know I'm pathetic, that's why I'm on /b/
18
ha
haha
hahhahahahaha
you guys thinking 28 turning 29 year is too late to go back to school? i already have a stupid ass degree BS in Bio. Didn't want to become a doctor, just did lame ass jobs after school and traveled. fluent in spanish, chinese,french and of course english. I want to go to school for comp sci
>>674656592
>24
>carpenter
>45k
>7 years
>>674656592
>22
>unemployed
>$1250/month
>being bi[polar, unable to fucntion properly in society. In other words, good at blaming society for my problems
>your age
30
>your job
mason
>your salary
60-70k
>your experience
12 years
>>674658536
Nope.
Comp sci is the shit.
>>674656592
>19
> Technology consultant
> not enough
> been with the firm 2 years, done some pretty cool shit with pretty big clients. Only sticking around because they're paying for my degree and any certifications I want
Be 28
Maintenance worker
53,000yr
10 years of construction at a college!
>>674658536
you weren't able to do anything with a BS in Biology? do you live in Portgual or something?
>>674656592
thanks for the wake up call OP, no one successful browses 4chan
>23
>HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning)
>14$ but in 3 years will be 22+
Have to start low and climb that totem pole
>The above and electrical, gas lines, copper, brazing, sautering, some plumbing.
>>674656592
>22
>Engagement Manager
>88k/yr
>none
>27
>Welder
>25.53/hr, roughly 50-60k a year
>1 year technical school
>1 year at another welding shop
>>674656592
21
personal care worker at nursing home
16.30/hour Canadian
2 years of nursing school, 2 more to go
>>674658536
Is biology really that hard to get a job in? I mean, you don't have to be a doctor if you have a BS in Bio.
>your age
27
>your job
Grave digger
>your salary
$44k
>your experience
3 years
>>674656592
>23
>run the front end of a grocery store
>11.70/hr ~15,000 a year (part time)
>I've done grocery work for about 4 or 5 years now. I've kinda settled into it, at least until I get my degree
>>674658372
Want to know why you're paid so much? Because you're literally cutting 20 years off your life from chemical exposure. Enjoy dying before retirement from organ failure
>19
>part timer at public works department
>10.20$
>being the city's fucking maid
>>674656592
32
JewTuber/Welfare
Less than $20,000
Computer stuff
Car i drive.
Maintenance worker
>>674659048
kek. waste of money
>>674658679
i fucking hate biology i really fucking hate it. there are jobs but career potential is not all there.
>>674658811
no i just hate it lol
back when i was a youngling my parents always wanted me to be a doctor no matter what. it was a degree i got just cause i was told. obviously im asian lol.
22
Quality Mananger
58k/years
2 years
>>674656592
>25
>DevOps Engineer
>100k
>2 years at this job, programming professionally for 4, worked with computers since 16
>28
>Help desk manager/project manager
>$45k
>3 years
>>674659168
Not even the guy who posted that, but those are dope cars. The Rolls Royce sound system is great, super comfortable, quality interior. Driving it is kind of unexciting and its a huge car but the V8 has the handling/feel of a bentley
>>674656592
>24
>Law student
> -$50,000/yr
>Legal internships
>>674656592
>24
>SONAR Operator
>67,453
>5 Years Navy
>>674658980
With the volume of rules around chemicals. I feel safe. One by me because at 55 I'mma sell everything. Party hard and blow my brains out. Not gonna wait till I'm 65 + to retire. As the age required for retirement is increasing here in canada
>>674656592
>20
>IT (still studying but doing a part time job working as an it for a small company)
>1000$ a month (it is in an intern program and i'm still living with my parents for now so it's fine af for now)
>2 years in game dev and 5 in IT (started in a high school program that would let you choose your future job n stuff so you'd focus studying shit related to it, such as programming logic, web design, web writting and this type of shit)
>36
>Software Tech
>89k
>4 years testing>2 years college>10 years tech
39
Port of long beach harbor pilot
$490,000/yr
Worked on tugs for quite awhile
>>674659500
What's your stack?
>>674656592
>18
>helping dad
>a tiny room next to the toilet
>unpleasant
>23
>Concrete Engineer (Offshore)
>90k
>1st class mechanical engineering degree
>>674656592
>24
>game cs team lead
>65k/yr
>4 years retail and 4 years qa, 3 years normal cs
>21
>desk clerk at hotel in French Quarter
>10/hr
> uh... uh... I'm not local and so therefore employable...?
Get right on the banks of the Mississippi every night.
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr
37
>21
>Student/Research Assistant
>~100usd/month (Not American but still not enough)
>Clown, retail, surveyer, webcam model
>>674658868
you know whole foods starts their lowest employees at $11 right?
a manager makes more than double than what you're making
>>674656592
>30
>Nurse
>1500 U$S
>I see dead people
>27, 28 in May
>Unemployed
>$0
>Never had a job, too aspie to talk to people
>>674659793
Mostly Ubuntu, Python, and Nginx. We've started moving some the more performance critical code to Go, but it is still a minority of our codebase.
>>674659955
how do food?
>>674656592
23
Sysadmin for airtraffic control facility
115,000
2 year traineship as electronics tech then 4 and a bit years in the organisation.
>>674656592
>25
>pest control
>980/week
>2 years
can't complain
>>674659940
There aren't any in my area and besides, I like my GMOs
>>674660118
Living with parents who are too nice to kick me out even though I probably deserve it.
>>674660216
whole foods sells gmos
>>674659955
thats fuckin sad. get off your lazy ass and do something with your life before you become homeless
>18
>Network engineer
>32k yearly
>2 years of I.T. training, 9 months help desk/tech support
>33
>Consulting
>145K
>11 Years Experience
>>674660258
nah you good, they good, we all good
>>674660303
I'm just stereotyping, but like I said, none around me.
>>674660046
That sounds pretty sweet, I'm stuck with generic corporate JEE/IBM/Oracle components most of the time.
What kind of industry are you in? Bit curious because I'm slowly but surely absorbing a lot of work that's similar to devops into my current role.
38
NEET
0
20
>>674660329
Not an issue of laziness, but an issue of literally being unable to speak to anyone not in my immediate family.
Doesn't help that I'm white, male, and fugly as hell either, even if I was a conversational master they'd be inclined to hire the 18 year old black girl over me.
Am I too late for the hedge fund managers and engineering PhDs?
>>674660387
What area do you consult in?
>30
>Professional Dragon Slayer
>30,000 Gold/Dragon slayed
>1,573,410 EXP
>>674660600
boo hoo.
keep playing the victim while the rest of us keep living
>>674660692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGhPmby0rY
>>674660754
Ok.
>33
>Chief Laboratory Scientist
>$82k
>12 years
>22
>am lieutenant colonel
>depends on which villages are "visited"
>9 years as fight man
>>674656592
>25
>retired
>3k a month
>too much
>>674656592
>37
>mechanic
>36 an hour commission around 75k a year
>degree in automotive technology from a toyota t-ten school
>master ASE certified
>been a tech 18 years
>>674660831
You have just summarised my working life in a single video. This is fucking great.
>>674660692
SAP Software
>28
>Firefighter/Paramedic
>80k USD
>Started volunteer firefighting I'm 2008, started Paramedic work in 2009, full time paid since 2010.
If you make 50k a year, do you really get about 4200 per month? Or how much are the taxes?
>>674656592
29
0
0
0
>>674661709
I've worked on SAP implementations, they're fucking gruelling. ERP implementation is basically my idea of hell. But there is just so much money being thrown around over basically nothing.
>>674661918
>Nobody said they make 50k
>Reply not linked to previous comment
Who are you talking to bro
50 was just an example. I mean most of Americans talk that earning 40-50k per year is not much. However, when you divide it by 12, it is a lot, over 4000 per month. Is it before taxes then? Or are people really used to high salaries?
34...old fag
65k ish
Retail store manager
College dropout
10+ years management exp
>>674663428
also depends on where you live. making 100k in san francisco is shit. after taxes you get 5500/month on that salary. not to mention 1bed/1bath studio averages around ~3500 a month
19
CAD Drafter
40,000USD
3 years.
>>674662586
It does suck but the money is good
>>674658779
This is my exact plan I'm hoping to achieve.
>46
>Farmer of 1500 acre
>$425k
>but about 3.4 million in debt
>>674664450
A bit of advice for your customers. Stop creating modules with PDF outputs in 2 stacked rows per primary dataset. View your output as the user would.
>>674664450
I get paid the same regardless of the client, only plus to ERP work for me is much more lenient expenses policies.
I'm not sure what direction to push things next though, if I lean more toward the business end of things that typically surrounds ERP work then it'll be better for career longevity, but it's so fucking dull.
>>674665602
>ERP
>what the user wants
If you want a user friendly ERP go to one of the niche startup ERP firms. You go to SAP or Oracle because it's tried and tested, and you have the money to spend on 3 year implementations that run over budget and over time.
>>674656592
>20
>security guard
>10.50/hr
>1 year fast food
>1 year manufacturing
>6 months security
>>674665800
Continuous improvement and product development with a focus on user ease of use. You think its tough as a consultant, try to retrain 900 users in a manufacturing environment.
>20
>Paramedic
>59 000$ - 67 000$/yr depending on OT hours
>2 years
>>674665996
Epicor CMS (ivp) power user here. I don't have enough appendages to count how many times I have been fucked by vendors rocking SAP MRP.
>>674660896
What exactly do you do? Genuinely curious.
22
insurance broker
£74k p/y
went straight from uni
27
IT manager
$75,000
Three years, no degree
>>674666290
Problem is in most circumstances the usability will be an afterthought when you're struggling to get the solution out the door in time with the minimum required functionality, and once that's done, any and all resources will be needed elsewhere, meaning there's no one left but green new support teams, with far too much on their plate for any kind of continuous improvement.
Not an ideal situation, but unfortunately how things usually end up.
And I usually try to keep as far away from users as possible, I generally leave that the BAs.
21
$21/hour
21 years life experience
>>674656592
>28
>going to college on the gi bill for computer science
>55k before leaving the military, about half that now sponging off government benefits.
>have a top secret clearance / did security for air force one
>got bored being a cop / faggot and decided to do something different
>>674666563
SAP can provide addition appendage plugins for you to count with. Of course they only work if the rest of your counting appendages are from SAP, and cost 500k each.
>>674656592
>28
>Unemployed
>0
>4 years experience, Network Security Degree + MSCSE, SSCP, etc.
feelsgood
>>674666785
Agreed all around. I wish I would've I known those few small tweaks that would've saved weeks in rework. Bucketing forecasts, firm periods, edi -ship to link accuracy. Monster ghost demand is hard to deal with.
my age= 29
my job= full time pimp of the ladies
my salary= whatever the government pays these days
my experience= god
>>674665258
how are you in so much debt?
>>674667250
Hindsight is great isn't it? The joy of being a consultant, at least in my specialism, is that once I've delivered, it's no longer my problem. I do tend to feel morally obliged to not give clients absolute shit though, because I've had to deal with absolute shit from people.
What we need are product sets that don't need the endless tweaking and can work together, in a vendor agnostic way. Not that that will ever happen. Spent 3 weeks just trying to get a client to okay a tool because it was open source and they didn't like that.
20
Direct Service Professional
15k
6 months
>>674656592
35
Control Systems Engineer
100k USD/YR, give or take
Eight years
>>674656592
>25
>Software Dev
>79k
>Not a lot. B.S. in Comp Sci, a few internships
>>674666928
I wish we would've implemented SAP rather than CMS. I hear the product master, BOMs, and routings are a bitch in SAP though. One of my mills uses a lot of those plugins for their global supply chain planning. It seems as though it complicates the process in their business.
>>674656592
27
actor
2500/wk
regular stage, tv, film credits for 6 years
>inb4 celebfag
Is it worth going for IT (I mean a REAL CS degree, not this wishwash program) to University or most likely not?
>>674667844
Everything in SAP is a bitch. However their components do plug together very smoothly, which is really nice, if you have a full SAP environment. The problem is that a full SAP environment will cost you X million.
The best way to improve any business' processes will be a tailored solution, but people are lazy and want a brand names ERP instead. Which is funny because in the long run it will be less appropriate, less efficient, and more time consuming and expensive to implement.
But who am I to tell a client they're a fucking idiot for choosing the product which will probably earn us higher fees.
>>674667657
I'm with you. I've tried to push sealed up 3rd party software up the chain, but they won't even let you talk about it around the Iseries. Some of our divisions use SAP, but most use epicor. I think the issue is that most companies try to take a one size fits all ERP, and customize it. That's where everything breaks in my experience.
>>674667844
SAP is completely fucked. Dont buy the hype.
>>674656592
>23
>funeral director
>$40,000/year
>3 years
Reading some of this makes me somewhat depressed. 24 years old, living in germany and still studying CS while other people in the same age make some decent money. O geez.
>>674668510
The problem is as much the project management as it is the project. To implement, say, SAP Finance, the Finance department will want to own the project. Because they think it's a finance project. But they won't know the first thing about implementing a solution, be it a finance system or not.
If authority figures in organisations were so far up their own ass that they couldn't recognise they aren't the experts on everything, and then left it to those who are, these projects would run a lot more smoothly. Instead we get people vetoing the most appropriate tool for a job because someone once read in the news that a hacker used an open source tool, or something equally ridiculous.
If you go through the proper lifecycle of how IT enabled business change SHOULD happen, you'll run into a fraction of the problems.
34
mechanic/business owner
salary varies
started off as an apprentice mechanic at 17, opened own shop with a friend at 30. its now more leaning towards a performance shop, we're heavily into drag racing.
>>674668535
It's not bought from hype, it's bought because procurement teams and CIOs are so risk averse they won't even consider another solution.
>>674656592
>29
>Attorney for NASA
>78k
>Associates in mathematics, Master of Laws degree, paralegal for 3 years.
>>674667623
Ground cost about $7,500 an acre (average) a combine is around $435k (have 2 of them) tractors are around 300k each. Tractor and trailers are around 250k each attachments can range from 30k to 75k each
I have farmed corn and soybeans for twenty years here in the mid-west
I love doing it. Just can't wait to be debt free
>>674669306
and CEO/CFO with Sox rules
>>674656592
>your age
32
>your job
Customer Service and Tech Support
>your salary
$35k
>your experience
working at my current job for 3 years now, before that... retail hell, and IT volunteer work (and Microsoft MVP award for "proof")
>>674669502
You're debt-free when you're about 55 at best until you get black numbers. Are you fine with that?
>>674669163
How it should happen will eventually have to happened, at least in my industry. Increasing customer demand paired with an increasingly lean business model due to space will eventually require a huge jump in software function and infrastructure to avoid catastrophic losses. Space is a huge issue in a manufacturing environment. Everything just in time on 20 week firm supply chains is damn near impossible.
>27
>no job
>massive debt
>4 years experience in this
I'm an American socialist
>>674669511
And anyone else who needs to be so compliant they'll gladly throw all other concerns out the window, yes.
I'm currently implementing a finance ERP for an insurer, and it's common knowledge that the only reason the client chose the platform is because of this.
Guess who gets to play with a cloud service that barely even works because of that.
>>674669810
Plan on being debt-free before then
Hope the prices go up like they were 4 years ago. Then corn was around 7.35 a bushel get about 230 bushels an acre
>>674669874
The technology is there, the methodology is there, the practitioners with the skills are there, businesses just don't want to use them because they think that their way is the right way.
Manufacturing is making progress from what I've seen though, they're moving toward more agile delivery and working methods, which is the beginning of process maturity.
>25
>Analyst ( Bullshit It work )
>47K
>fucking none, got lucked into this job. Didnt even graduate High school. Just knew someone who worked there.
>27
>YouTuber
>a shit ton more than i deserve
>4 years
>>674670483
I'll drink to that. Good luck with your future implementations. I hope that you do well with whichever path that you choose.
>>674659317
22 and quality mgr. .. dafuq
>>674670961
And to you as well. Realistically, I'm planning on squeezing a few more years out of the firm for the brand name and whatever qualifications I can wrangle, then freelancing.
Good luck making the world (of manufacturing) a more efficient place.
>>674656592
34, security, 43,000, experience with what?
>your name
>your age
>your social security number
>>674671290
Who here is in to lean. 5s. And that bs.
>>674667814
Do you like what you do? EE major here graduating this summer and trying to figure out wtf I want to do with my life.
>>674671401
>Johnathan Morris
>28
>XXX-XX-XXX
>>674671487
Did Six Sigma Yellow Belt, don't really remember anything at all from it.
29
Electronics Tech for Smith's
70k~
10 years Army 25U
19
Chippy/ Owner
120k
4 year apprentice
>>674656592
>23
>Musician
>around 30K
>6 years
>>674671729
It's actually some corporate bull that they paste to the foreheads of people with loud voices. Fags. All of them. They contribute nothing.
420
professional vaper
infinity
i have tipped my fedora a total of 1049382349 times
>>674672124
To be fair I can corporate bullshit better than most, but it was pretty fucking abstract. But it was free and I have CPD quotas to meet. Was a couple of years ago now I did it, only took an afternoon.
>>674663428
If you always work 7 days a week and have never taken a day off for 12 months. First time doing math? You can't just divide by 12.
>>674670907
Somebody is bitter that youtubers make more money than he does.
>>674659792
Is this bait?
This is an insane amount of money.
>>674672546
Ah. Well I have a "boss" who was "trained" in that. He makes 10.times me bullshitting .
>25
>liquor store manager
>15/hr
>le college dropout
>>674672986
All the money is in bullshitting. People who don't know what they're talking about don't like having competent people around to make them look bad.
I have no respect for people without the skills and/or knowledge to back up their talk and status
>>674660600
That's probably the first time I've heard using the term white male as a disadvantage.
It statistically isn't.
>25
>inside sales guy
>i donno, 14/hr full time abd lots of over time, only been at it since mid October.
>bachelors of science, too much time in retail, can do attitude.
I'm basically mr me seeks, usually doing mudane easy tasks but sometimes asked to divide by zero and spend a few hours toiling over literally nothing.
>>674656592
19
journeyman electrician
85k with bonuses a year
2 year tech school
>>674656592
>22
>$0, summer money helped me so far. About to graduate and applying for jobs
>custodian, assembly line bullshit, sales analyst, HVAC technician assistant
>also physics major
>>674673594
Location?
>>674656592
it should be your salary divided by the cost of living in your area. Making 60k in LA is barely anything, but would have a lot of purchasing power in Louisiana.
>>674673429
I have to bring my Indian coworker with me if I want to get any actual useful information from the imported "talent".
Outsourced functions in organisations are racist as shit sometimes.
32
Instructor at power plant
100k including bonus
Military, plant technician, tech degree
>>674673645
Where'd you get your undergraduate?
20
Software Engineering Intern (starting in May)
$29.5/hr
Junior in college going for BS in CS, minor in Math
>>674658861
Have u ever dug a grave that was already full? And wt items do you guys most take after the funeral is done and the fam has left?
>>674674401
from New England Area. at UNH
>>674673978
WV, work with family owned company
>>674656592
>30
>70k
>Fleet matience
>10 yrs construction/2yrs commercial and residential electrician/5yrs working on cars from my garage/3mths fleet matience
24
stay at home
no salary but i do stock trading online.
4 years of trading exp
I graduated in biotech/genetic engineering. but i really dont like working in lab, always fuck thing up so my scientist career end before it even begin
>>674674799
The Job market hard for a physics major? I'm a freshmen at UNC
>>674674034
Isn't it easy to find excuses for not sorting your shit out?
>gif related
>it's you
>>674656592
23
Student / Former IT Tech
No Salary, but scrape by ~800 a month.
3 years IT support before I went to University.
>>674675324
Its not that its hard. Being a freshman you have a better opportunity than I do now. Get into research, get experience. I have everything down except experience because I fucking hated all the research projects available. They were all boring and sucked. Otherwise, the job field is not bad and with a BS in physics, I'm looking at around $55,000
25
Government Utility Worker
$80,000 a year
5 years
I miss smoking weed :(
>>674675670
Sounds good, It's hard to find research jobs here in the south, but I'm considering trying to find an internship and housing for the summers up in DC
29
Sysadmin/whatever needs done monkey
65000
Education of all things. Fell into a tech gig a decade ago at a school and doubled my income with half the work.
>>674658237
My dad is a retired electrical engineer who worked in the mining industry all his life
30
Historian/Researcher
£64k
Bibliographer, Archivist, Files and Records Clerk
>23
>Portfolio Manager
>135,000 + bonus
>Formal: ~1 year, though always been involved in independent trading and account management for 3-4 years.
>>674670337
How can I be a farmer? I have about $100k to start with
>>674676452
that is not a bad idea. DC should offer a lot. Also take on research at UNC to see what specialization you want to get into. For instance, I am most interested in optics but no fucking research available to me. What are you trying to do for a career?
>22
>Bizdev & Strategic Partnerships
>100k
>4 years of this, no degree
>23
>Graduate Student - computational biology
>$15/hour
>Been in the field for about 3 years. Majored in CS in undergrad
>>674656592
>18
>none
>none
>helped my dad clean some shitty office for a year
35
scrapper/thief
anywhere from $17 to over $1000 a day
4 years of college
> be me
> be 45
> be security architect for major carrier
> be taking home US$120k a year
> mfw 20 years have ticked by
> yfw you see my 28yo gf
>>674656592
> 8
> Synthetic material developer
> 800k + dental even though I still have my babyteeth
> 17 years
... All of you liars. Fuck off
39
Software
SemiRetired - cubic meters of money
Considerable
>>674675359
They're not my shit. They're people I have to extract information from once in a while. Incidentally, that is easier whilst someone of a certain ethnic group is present.
A lot more sensible that kicking up a fuss over pretty much nothing. Looks like someone has never had to navigate a situation diplomatically.
all these people with all this money shitposting late on a friday night.
money truly does not buy happiness.
>>674678264
well no shit, working six days a week leaves little time for anything if you have a family.
>>674678478
Feelin' good to have a 8hrs x 5 days workweek in germany. I was once in London - some are working even 7 days there. Crazy if you ask me.
>>674678745
It is but terms and conditions are what make your job. See my other post. I had to work seven days before, me and one other guy keeping a fleet of 35 semis on the road. Drivers are fucktards. what line of work are you in?
>>674675226
>>674678478
I'm 29 and never had a job in my life.
I literally cannot comprehend how anyone can commute for 1 hour a day work 8 sleep 8. shower/shit/cook/clean 3 hours
1+3+8+8 = 20 hours
that leave you with 4 hours to breath. Those 4 just disappear if you have a family or ANYTHING ELSE TO DO THAT DAY. LIKE A MILLION THINGS.
nah man.... i can't deal with it. I am just gonna ride this shit out as long as I can and end it alone in my room and in peace.
>>674679465
I'm a night owl that became accustomed to five to six hours of sleep during my party days.
>can not comprehend working
It's easy, i like having a large say in finances and style of my life. If i want burritos for dinner i want god dam mexican baby wraps! Killing yourself will open up space for others no quarrel with that. Been nice knowing you bro.
21
Working at Intel
75,000
BS in computer science
>>674656592
>27
>Development Tech
>$43K yr
>+2yrs in automotive coatings
>Fluent SP & EN
>Material science & engineer
>Biotech
>>674680341
What a community-centric view of suicide
Remember when weev cut off Sherrods left breast and fed it to ODB?
22
Line cook
$11/hr
AAS in Culinary & 3 years experience
I think about suicide for hours every night
>>674681523
Why do you think a/b suicide?
>>674681523
eyo. do you work for a reputable kitchen fampai?
22
Line cook
12/hr
gettin EMS degree at the moment
32
corporal 1st GRP 1NZSAS
65k NZ Base + 20 odd k depending on deployment.
None, went to Army out of school
>22
>Dock worker
>11.89/hr
>3 years unloading loading trucks, 1 year customer service, 1 year janitorial services, 6 months
Meh making it work tell I find something better
>>674681523
I've worked in around a dozen kitchens in the past 4 years because I can't stand working somewhere that I'm unhappy. Have you maybe considered that maybe you should apply at a different restaurant, or do you just hate cooking? You're young, you can still go back to school. I didnt get my degree till I was like 25
>>674682068
6 months trash collector didn't like that job
>>674682368
goverment or private?
>>674656592
>your age
27
>your job
Funeral director/embalmer
>your salary
about 50k
>your experience
working at my grandfather funeral home my whole life I guess but as a licensed funeral director 6 years
>>674682527
Government
24
Solar installer
35,000
7 months but experience in electrical in oil fields and low voltage (2 years low voltage) (1 year high voltage)
>>674656592
>26
>Good Boy
>10GBP every weekday
>Always a good boy
>>674682663
>garuntteeddddddd off days/sick days/ vacations/ medical/ +overtime/raises
It smells terrible but you hopped off of a gravy train, what line are you going for now?
>>674656592
>23
>phone sex operator, drug runner
>25k + 25-40k respectively
>A.A.S. in Graphic design + ~1 year working in a design office I loved (but with an asshole boss that made me say fuck it all.)
shit did NOT work out as expected.
>>674656592
>20
>Walgreens Photo Specialist
>$9.00/hr
>None
>>674683090
Looking to get into working with my dad Union Pacific job. Starting pay 25/hr.
>>674656592
22
non-profit consulting
almost 32 million in the last 4 months
an applicable degree with credentials and proof of results.
>24
>software developer
>70k
>2 years
>>674683277
Do you fags think I'm lying?
>24
>labourer\machine operator
>900-1200 p/w
Before that I was working in kitchens, left due to shit money, I want to land a good operators job.
>>674683864
I do.
Paypal me 5k I need to pay for my kids dental work (don't face tank a park swing)
>>674679465
Dat outlook on life tho
Find a career you like and you'll never work a day in your life. I've been working as a funeral director for 6 years and thoroughly enjoy my work. I get vacation days and make enough money to do most of the things I want minus a few luxuries. If you kill yourself in the province of British Columbia gimme a call fam.
>>674684034
Didn't post paypal.
>>674684225
[email protected]
is this real life, or just a fantasea
>>674684034
>3d printers
>youtube videos
>jew tube books
be your kids own dentist.
>>674684388
I'm not sending random money, you could be anyone who saw that post now you idiot.
>>674684503
Yup called it.
>>674656592
21
Botanist
48k USD
Bachelors
>>674684503
Why the fuck would we care how much you make unless you're willing to send us money
>29
>advertising (kill yrself)
>100k
>5 years
>>674684446
LOL wife would be super pissed if they had 3d printed teeth
>>674684676
Exactly why my company is closing in on 32 mil...
>30
>plant worker
>$27/ hour
>7 years
>>674684714
because OP asked... I'm more than willing to brag about it.
>>674684195
>never work a day in your life
But he's/she's already doing it, £'m tired of that expression since the main part is left out "very few people find that." Since work is work and being able to blur it to the point where the monoimus is enjoyable daily is rarely done. Let the man do what he loves and pass on.
>>674684760
3d print braces, 3d print dentures, 3d print tools, and models. your wife will think you're a renisance man.
>24
>Assistant Manager at a fucking Pizza Hut
>$13/hr
>5 years, no other jobs.
>>674684922
These dubs are taking questions... Millionaire here AMA.
>>674684734
Whats a major demographic you target most and why is it children?
>your age
24
>your job
sober living house manager
>your salary
free rent including my own room, utilities, cable, internet, heater, a/c, bed and dressers included, fully functioning kitchen with stove, oven, microwave, fridge/freezer, washer, dryer, toilet paper each week, laundry detergent
>your qualifications
i was a professional heroin addict for 6 years
>>674686247
This is actually a pretty sweet gig
>green text time, tell us anon.
20
"senior games adviser" at eb games
10.59/hr (just got a 14 cent raise!)
2 yrs in retail
>>674663586
1420?
>>674685259
>21
>Assistant GM of a fucking Domino's
>$16.35 an hour
>4 years with my franchise
>going to school to be a middle school science teacher
>still not even stoked about my career choice
>>674686423
>be me age 13
>depressedfag
>have over 500 prescription opiate pills from hip surgeries from age 12-13 including vicodin, norco, morphine, darvocet, and tramadol
>find out these things make you feel good
>assume that because prescribed by a doctor it's not as bad as illegal street drugs
>3 months and ~500 pills later using ~5 a day erry day i run out
>find out i REALLY like getting high
>take up friends offer on smoking weed
>love weed too, it's a street drug nothing bad happened, they lied to me about all other street drugs
>month after trying weed find mdma connect and use mdma for a year
>drugs expensive, need money, start by selling weed
>always wanted to try lsd and shrooms finally find acid connect, drop the mdma cuz brain damage
>shrooms, acid once a week for a few years
>find ketamine, pcp, and dmt love them too
>as i continue to try and experiment with more drugs i continue to add to my arsenal of drugs for sale
>become known as the kid who literally has EVERYTHING, hooks it up, and has the cheapest prices
>am buying research chems off the internet in ridiculously large amounts at like a 7000% profit (buying for pennies a dose, reselling for $7-$8/dose)
cont....
>your age
30
>your job
own roofing company
>your salary
1.1m
>your experience
20
>>674687580
cont...
>last year of high school, nothing bad happening other than all my anxiety, stress, and depression going away
>still getting good grades, everything is seemingly going well on the outside, accepted to CSULB
>last semester of high school try stimulants; specifically adderall, focalin, ritalin and meth
>like stims a lot because they make me an improved version of myself with tons of confidence, talking a lot, brain working 1000x faster, becoming a robot of perfection great for school
>get into college, move out of parents house into the dorms
>first year and a half goes by and i've got a 3.6 GPA
>doing a shit ton of stims, weed, psys, and now added xanax cuz feelsrelaxedman
>now it's been a while of selling drugs and i've really established myself and a strong group of clientele that are loyal
>i'm making an average of $300-$500 a day but don't want to get too big and become suspcious or get caught
>walk around everywhere with 15-25 different drugs in my "backpack of wonders at a time"
>winter break of my second year of college working on my finance degree
>get offered heroin by one of my friends
>instantly fall in love; instantly KNOW i'm so fucked
cont...
>>674688292
continue
>>674688292
cont...
>after first time trying heroin i am a bit scared by how fucking good it is
>tell myself i will make it a once a month thing like i did with mdma; i've been able to stay to a strict schedule of every other drug (by this time i was doing a different drug each day of the week to justify no problem and never getting addicted to any one drug)
>it's finals in two weeks right before winter break when i took that heroin
>tell myself to get through finals cuz i really need to focus and study my ass off 10 hours/day every day for the next two weeks while high on meth (like i often did)
>the whole two weeks constantly have that heroin experience on my mind, obsessing, can't get it out of my head; it's too late
>finals over, kicked ass again, winter break
>go HARD as fuck with the heroin every day for that month telling myself when school starts up again i will just stop and do it every once in a while
>nope.jpg
>i can't fucking stop
>first time i come to terms that maybe i have a problem with heroin, but not with any other drugs (kek little did i know i was a full blown drug addict in heavy denial)
>i was convinced that because i was in college, getting amazing grades, and no one knew about my little secret i had beaten thsi thing this was it this is how i was going to live the rest of my life
>next semester starts and all the heroin use is fucking me up hard
>oh btw before i started using heroin i had an experience with smoking crack and fapping for 12 hours straight that might have ended in a heart attack (didnt even get to cum)
>at the end of the experience my heart rate was like 180 bpm and for 6 months after if i smoked even a hit of weed, walked any faster than an old man, did anything to excite myself, drink a sip of caffine i had INTENSE heart pain
>this led to me using xanax daily to self medicate and relax and slow down my heart rate to make the pain go away
>so now i'm hooked on heroin and xanax daily and using meth to study for school
>>674656592
>25
>welder
>60K
>bout 2 yrs
>>674689182
decrease the dosage, walk your body off of it, start exercising. Go to /fit/ instead of /b/. LURK, and participate in progress threads. If you aren't lying about your grades, you logic to fix yourself.
>thanks for sharing.
>>674689182
cont...
>honestly that's just one of the more noticable events that had a huge impact on me but literally every day was something crazy some crazy adventure some crazy experience out of control out of my mind gnarly story in itself that i don't have time to explain it all
>so like i was saying, the heroin worked so fucking in combination with the xanax that i literally did not give a fuck about anything or anyone
>i had no emotions, i wouldn't have even shed a tear or felt any pain if my parents died it was so fucked up
>so obviously, i didn't give a fuck about going to school i didn't care about studying those things i used to care so much about, strive to be the best all went away
>i started spending more time getting high and selling drugs
>getting high and making money to get more high became my full time job
>i finally tell my parents that i need to drop out this semester, i don't tell them why but i drop out on my own in secret to not fuck up my GPA on medical leave (you don't have to elaborate)
>i come back to my parents house within 2 months of living there they find out i'm using heroin
>dad tells me i can either accept help going to rehab or i have to leave home
>i tell them fuck you guys and dip out, i'm making $300-$500 a day i've got on hand ~$5,000 in cash at any given time and another $10-$15k in drugs in my backpack
brb taking a piss
>>674656592
>25
>Geologist (tech)
>60k
>2 years
>20
>Retail
>16k/year
>10 months
>>674689615
i am giving you a run down of my past. not my present. i have over a year sober now but i'll get to that. it's like you're not even trying to read bro. someone requested a greentext
>>674689782
cont....
>got a
>>674669468
Who sues NASA?
>>674669502
You should do an AMA sometime
Would be interesting
>25
>Flooring Salesman
>10/hr
>3 days.
>20
>I play/buy/sell Yugioh
>sub 40k
>1 year at CC dropped out because it was boring
>>674689782
fuck accidently posted without writing more story
>ok so this is great, i'm on my own, living in motels, bringing in a different drug whore every night feedign her meth and fucking her brains out
>find a new heroin connect that introduces me to the needle
>it all goes down hill
>now that i've tried IV heroin i want to IV everything
>well only other thing i take included in my cocktail that can be IVd is meth
>so now i'm taking 10-15 mg xanax a day, 2-4mg klonopin, 30mg roxicotin (idk why), 30mg methadone (again idk why), about 3.5-5 grams of weed, 50mg of dmt every morning out of the pook to start my day, 0.1g of meth IV each day just to keep me awake/alive from all the depressants, 1-2g of IV heroin
>i've all of a sudden dropped down to 92 lbs (5'6" feet here), eating about 200-300 calories a day, all my money is gone, i haven't showered in months, wearing the same ripped pajamas, jesus sandals, and originally grey jacket that has now turned brown from sleeping on the ground, smelling like straight shit
>i'm still selling drugs but i start getting super paranoid about every single person from the meth and xanax that i stop trusting everyone and feel safer breaking into houses, cars, and selling stolen shit on amazon (you get cash the day they buy it at the tmie before even shipping so i could withdraw from my bank immediately kek)
>i'm so dopesick that i wake up around 4-5 a.m. every morning having a fucking panic attack because the xanax wore off freaking the fuck out
>taking some, doing another shot of heroin waiting for it to kick in to calm down and go back to bed
>wake up so dope sick that i barely have the energy to lift myself off the ground and my body is so weak and frail i can barely put a tooter to my mouth and some heroin on foil to smoke because there's no fucking way i could shoot up at that malnourished point
>i have completely given up on life
Moving company, driver.
17$/hr plus tips. I make about 1000 per cheque. More in the summer.
Been doing it for 3 years and I'm almost 20. Highschool graduate. Things could be worse. Money is tight but life is easy enough
>>674690074
Cont the >story
Please
>>674687769
can't really see you holding onto that chunk of change as a whole, the overhead is not as impressive. Good job anon. Better than I at the same age.
>>674690893
cont...
>over a year with no contact with my family
>dropped out of college long ago
>roaming outside at night stopping in secluded places to do heroin and meth
>wait til 6 a.m. to go into starbucks or jack in the box to go inside to sleep there and charge my phone in the charger. they never bothered me
>i'm so fucking miserable i've completely given up on life and am DEFEATED
>i expect to die within the next year from a heroin overdose, hoping that the next shot i do will kill me but too much of a pussy to purposely do too much
fast forward 4 years; this time including over a year of jail (where iwas still getting high), periods of 1 week to 2 months sober constantly relapsing for another 3-4 months before attempting again
>finally a little over a year ago i made it
>i'm 100% off all drugs and alcohol
>i've got a job as a sober living manager where i get to help people that have lived the same lives as me, had the same issues
>i get to teach them how i overcame my problems
>teach them how to take care of themselves, how to build self esteem, how to apply for jobs, build a resume, where to apply, how to cook, how to use the washer and dryer, how to shop for groceries, get them food stamps, show these people the love that was given to me when i first got sober
>when i stopped using drugs all the problems i had were still there from when i was 13
>i was simply using a bandage (the drugs) to cover up some serious issues
>this past year was the time to really put the work in on myself and improve who i am
>i've gained tremendous self confidence, my mental state and intelligence has returned, my health has come back, i naturally feel great all the time, i no longer have social anxiety, i'm well liked by many, have a ton of real friends now and girls mirin' and have a girlfriend
>my first 6 months sober i worked my ass off 60 hours/week and saved up every fucking penny of it living like a nigger
>>674691793
Strong work anon
Beat the fucking dragon
Good on ya
>>674691793
cont...
>in that six months i saved up about $11,000 after taking out cigarette money and rent money
>i then left this job to become a house manager which ended up with free living along with my food stamps of $200/month paying for all my groceries, my only expenses being $20-$25/week on cigarettes
>i applied and got accepted back to CSULB
>i started out slow; i had finished all my undergraduate courses and GE courses required for my BS in Finance
>only class left was financial accounting
>currently taking financial accounting and business law and kicking absolute ass
>i'm number one in my accounting course with a 99% currently (getting only 1 question wrong on tests and midterms)
>have a 93% in my business law class; boring as fuck and i hate the teacher it's a struggle to study for something i have absolutely no interest in
>and on my days of no school i work a part time job in mornings as a residential and commercial window washer for $12/hr under the table
>in 4 months i'll be finally moving out of sober living on my own to live closer to college and move forward with my life
>never felt this great, never been this healthy, this happy, in this good shape, this sharp, had this strong a relationship with my parents, felt this full of energy and gratitude for the life i live
the end i guess... very condensed life story.
>30
>industrial engineer
>$75,000
>8 years
>>674691793
with one year under your belt, what makes you think you're healthy? I personally am a drunkard, i kept my distance and still do from the more addictive drugs. The only reason i have this in a relative sense under control is because i never went completely face down into the dirt. I kept my rules of drinking the same since day one. Never let it interfer with times that i'm expected to function other than that in my free time i get sloppy drunk even though my body can not handle it. I give myself in the time period of 8-14 hours. which dictates the drinking.
26
Ag equipment sales
15/hour + commission (about 50k last year)
3 yrs
College dropout
>>674657552
all for the low low price of becoming a catholic priest
>>674661709
I hate SAP
>>674656592
>28
>Airline Pilot
>83k plus benefits
>been with the company about 6 years
>>674656592
>a number
>yes
>yes
>yes
>>674692762
the reason i think i am healthy or the reason i am healthy?
that would simply be the lifestyle i live. which is heavily based off my eating habits and exercise.
i eat zero fast food. i drink no soda. no energy drinks. quit cigarettes. i'll drink a cup of coffee in the mornign just black with no sugar or creamer. i drink about a gallon of water a day. i eat a shit ton of vegetables for the protein in vegetables. i don't eat meat anymore. protein in meat has been scientifically proven to cause cancer in humans. whereas protein in veges does not. this also includes any dairy products like milk (BAD), cheese (BAD), and eggs (BAD). i eat about 1500 calories a day consisiting of a 10 oz. glass of almond milk mixed with SOY protein daily for lunch. a snack of mixed nuts (usually almonds) and sometimes add dried cranberries. for dinner i make vegetarian meals usually indian dishes that my mom made me growing up. i eat lentils, black beans, avacados, sweet onions, green/red bell peppers, black olives, salad, garlic, ginger, garbonzo beans, spinach, potatoes, and various other vegetables.
i do cardio as well. i jog about a mile a day. ride the bike 20 miles every few days.
i have the most natural energy i've ever had. i am slim, fit, never feel tired. my brain is sharp and on point it's running at 1000 mph and able to comprehend everything that's running through it. my synapses make connects so fast. i'm quick with responses and witty comebacks. i just all around FEEL healthy. when you eat shti food, you feel like shit. and vice versa.
is this a good enough reason to "think" i am healthy?
>26
>Coke dealer, also sell m and or e, and weed on the reg, can get everything from oxy to shrooms to LSD though. Might pimp a hoe if she's crashing at my place.
>35k I think, at least 20k from blow alone.
>Selling weed since I was 14.
>also a full-time student studying human rights
26
Entering data
25k
Raised by computers.
22
I lower rates per me for people
Commission currently $25
None
25
Engi
30k
5years m8
Shitjob m8 considr an hero alltiem.
>>674693881
i've dropped meat and dairy too to one meal a day(work days, off days no comsumption of the shit tier foods), drinks is coffee (black), water, and alcohol. My excersise is work where i do weight lifting and critical thinking as well. I just don't believe heorin users honestly. That junk gnaws at people. From the friends and aquantimces that passed from it, £'m not sure if anyone is better afterwards. Thoufh good job on keeping at bay. Sounds lile your regiment might hold.
>>674656592
>33
>researching adjunct
>71000 $
> fucked around 30 gals
>>674686247
self will running hot with that ego and validation seeking, jk anon lol i live in a sober home, got 12 months clean from h...moving out soon...get this my house manager charges 20$ fines everytime u dont wake up at 9 am or miss a chore, lame as fuck
23
Marketing Employee
27,000
1 year
>22
>Supervisor at Starbucks
>Fuck, like $12.50/h or something
>Making coffee? I'm almost done getting a bachelor's (health & physical education)
>>674657593
Do you do research ?
>>674656592
>47
>certified goodboy
>50 GBP a day not including bonuses from mommy and tendies with honey mustard sauce
>43 years of being the best boy
>31
>cellular technician and sales
>27k
>6 years cell tech, 5 years cell sales, 8 years management, 8 years jeweler, 11 years carpenter/roofer, 5 years electrical/plumbing/gas lines, 4 years forklift operator (certified), 2 years high climber, 3 years tree faller, 4 years sawyer.
>AS in IT, BA in Business and Human Resource Management.
28
Truck Driver (O/O)
120,000 - 180,000 depends on how much I wanna drive.
5 years. No college
>>674696791
and you shouldn't believe ACTIVE heroin users, or any active drug users in general, ESPECIALLY hard drug users.
but i'm not an active heroin user. i'm a former heroin user. with over a year without any prescription drugs, no over the counter drugs, no weed, no alcohol, no street drugs.
>>674656592
3,298
Corrupter demon
3 souls a year
1,200 years as imp, 1088 years as incubus, 1,010 years at current job.
>>674697889
I'm 25 and fucked twice as many girls with basically no income
>>674656592
Ancient fag
49
Retired, formerly tech (fiber optics) sales in the Valley
Anywhere between $150 and $225K, depended on year / quota; plus options
EE in school, shit job, better to work on golf course doing sales.
Actually sales, though you can make bank, is not an ideal job - too easy to measure performance. Recommend marketing perhaps. You want to be near where lots of money changes hands.
>>674699302
current and past tense are interchangable. Juding from my last post i think i'm drunk. My view is that the claim of being clean is much like the peopel with cancer or that had cancer "i've been cancer free x amount of time." or " i've been with cancer x amount of time." It's interchangeable and reffered to as it might happen again. Honestly I don't know. A few months ago one of the people i went to highschool with and got clean was found chopped up in a suitcase with their druggie roommate.who knows exactly how it happened but my view is that once accepting is always accepting. Not sure if that's coherent.
>>674658759
Keep at it. go commercial/industrial, move up to 40-65$/hr
I started when I was your age and after 10yrs I really can't see myself doing anything else
>>674699821
>Ancient fag
>49
>>674699344
Is older, dubs don't lie. He is 3,298 years old... makes you look like a zygote.
54
CNC Mill Machinist
87k last year with OT
30 +
23
Navy
$62k
6 years
>>674690412
Mormons and Scientologists
>>674692628
I'm currently majoring in IE with a focus on Systems engineering, how's the job market looking?
>>674700041
youre absolutely right in the sense that i may relapse and go back to using heroin. that applies to any sober alcoholic or addict. the obsession to use has been lifted; however, the temptation to use will be there for the rest of my life.
would i call that interchangeable? definitely poor use of words. i understand what you're trying to say, but that word portrays a different meaning then your thought process and could confuse others who are 'normies.'
and just like you, i don't know. i would like to say i will stay sober the rest of my life but who knows. i don't worry about that. i just worry about staying sober today. and tomorrow just for that day. and honestly it's fucking easy. i don't understand how it was so hard for me to even stay sober an hour before and now i don't even think about it.
and to see if you're an alcoholic. try going a year without drinking? if you struggle and can't do it you're what is called a functioning alcoholic. that justifies his drinking with a seemingly normal outside life where you're able to work, go to school function but you still rely on alcohol every day. but no one can tell you you're an alcoholic. that is a conclusion you would come to on your own.
the person i was in the past is a completely different person from who i am today. you wouldn't even recognize me. not even comparable except for at a DNA level.
