What kind of girlfriend do you want
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What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>674649476
one like this would be good i guess.
>>674649811
one more Zojja. she's lovely.
One with a feminine penis
A real one
>>674649985
Kys tbh fam.
Wait... Is this a waifu claim thread?
>>674650135
wow, thats rape.
>>674649811
>>674649873
Looks like there is a rat problem in this thread... I thought I was safe here on /b/ from the fucking Guild Wars 2 General rat posters...
>>674649476
a dead one
>>674650777
Trips checked
The kind my wife doesn't find out about :O
>>674649476
One whose parents aren't pushing her to get married
One that isn't a fucking bitch
This one
>>674651853
This tbh
>>674649476
One that will make me forget my wife.
>>674650135
>all i want is a dom nympho
>>674649811
>>674649873
welp
more gw2 r34?
>>674649476
Nice kind that won't cheat on me or be a modern feminist. Extremely unlikely these days.
>>674652036
>Take a look at that snout!
I just want to feel loved
>>674649985
There is no such thing , women don't have dicks , and you are gay and should kill yourself.
>>674649476
Too lazy to make my own thread, so I'll just use this one. I just had sex for the first time, with my girlfriend. That's some weird shit, I tell you. It feels weird. No condom thanks to a nuvaring. So, I guess I'm hoping for a girlfriend who will babort if worst comes to worst.
>>674652089
DON'T ENCOURAGE IT! NO MORE RATS
>>674650135
>"I want a real girl friend!"
>posts some fake ass bullshit
>>674652465
cis shitlord detected
>>674652465
YOU'RE TWIGGEWING MIIIII
>>674652966
I just chose an image from my porn folder, get over it faggot
Someone more mature than me who knows the ropes, is great in bed, is attractive, and actually cares about me, not just my stuff.
>>674653427
Those hips must be shooped but damn
one that will dominate and abuse me
>>674652998
This is why the world and /b/ is becoming Whittier. People like you. I at least hope this was sarcasm.
>>674653612
>bit racist
>sociopath
>gaming
>nerd shit (no anime retard)
>fitness lifestyle (kinda)
>driving against the law
in general only number 2 would be perfect, just a nice sociopath girl
>>674654098
It's pretty obvious b8
A funny, short girl that enjoys being dominated sexually.
>>674649476
one with a feminine penis
>>674654098
>>674654423
I'm actually kind of worried people weren't sure I was joking
>>674649476
A real one, next question.
>>674654599
There are people who get triggered on here about that, I'm not surprised he fell for it
The one I have
>>674654423
>>674654098
>triggered
>>674654888
Nice lucky trips
>>674649985
Homosexual detected
>>674650135
ive had this type of girlfriend and its not as good as it sounds. at first its great that she wants to fuck all the time and is fine with whatever but when it gets to the point of her restraining you because she is frustrated from something like not getting something she wanted from a tf2 crate and then sitting on your face till she cums then pisses it gets less fun. this being a common occurrence for all little things
>>674655163
>Liking traps doesn't make me gay!
>>674655258
Well, I'm hard now.
>>674650271
>>674652465
>>674655163
>triggered
One that wouldn't slut herself out for the slightest bit of attention. Or any for that matter. One I could rightfully call my own.
>>674655485
>Triggered
>>674655416
i would post pictures but she hates me taking dirty photos of her so she deletes them whenever she can.
>>674650384
I think it's safe to assume that the man enjoys it given that it's a sexual fantasy depicted in a cartoon
>>674649476
A dead one.
>>674649476
One who will let me do anything I want to her
>>674655892
Tell me a story then, and post a picture that looks like her.
>>674652465
suicide is gayer than living a homosexual life, especially in the situation you describe
>>674655764
>triggered from triggering
>>674656337
>Triggered from triggering triggering
>>674650455
what's wrong with them? don't you fucking love their brilliant minds?
and dick personalities in general.
>>674656444
Nice quads
>>674652089
>>674652697
OOPS
>>674656504
> counting to four
>>674654281
this is a really good list. driving against the law is a really good point. I'm screencapping to remember
>>674649476
Smart (can make an exception as long as shes a good person)
Beautiful
Sexy
Thoughtful and makes me happy
Compassionate and caring
>>674656481
I'd be fine with the asura if there wasn't an over abundance of them.
>>674655258
I don't see the problem with this
Minus the pissing
>>674656582
Fuck... I just saw my mistake
And what is this captcha?
>>674656582
>triggered
>>674652346
I love you anon ;(
>>674656696
never enough of them.
the part where i was standing in towns and listening to their conversations was the one i had the most fun doing in the whole game, so far.
>>674656906
>American flag
>>674654234
total shoopjob.
Is it bad that I don't really know what I want in a woman?
Like honestly all I can think of is just not being a cunt.
I don't think I've ever really been more interested in a woman more than physically, either. Kinda makes me feel like a douche.
>>674649476
A 2D one.
>>674655942
if it was the other way around it would not be "safe to assume".
i'd be more than fine doing this in a relationship, though. also nerdy gfs are probably /that/ awesome.
>>674657040
I can't stand them... Not to say how annoying their voices are. They aren't as cancerous as the Charr though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbj6KLZr4s
The one haunting my dreams, if she existed.
>>674657506
triggered
>Tall, skinny, pale and gothy, with short hair.
>Or looks like Kat Dennings. Either works.
>Between 24 and 27.
>Dorky, but not annoying.
>Weird.
>Loner.
>Revolutionary socialist, but not a Tumblr faggot.
>Interested in technology.
>>674657616
If only.
>>674658000
Also check my trips
>>674658000
Trips check'd
>>674658067
Already did
>>674657386
heh, good. more rats for me I guess.
only inquest sorta pisses me off, but only in a way i want to fuck the evil out of Teyo.
i think my sapiophilia may play a role in this too.
>>674656118
on ipad at airport so dont really wanna browse porn to find pics but she looks sorta like malena morgan but with a more childlike face and bigger boobs
when she went away for business and ended up getting a promotion i wanted to reward her so i got her highschool dxd bluray and remastered school days as presents and made her dinner. when she got home after eating and seeing the gifts she literally ripped my clothes off and fucked me from one end of the house to the other. after doing it 8 times i couldnt get it up anymore so we called it "quits" and got a shower then headed to bed. once there she snuggled and whispered she wanted to thank me for supporting her then handcuffed me to the bed and proceeded to give me a rimjob. she then stuck a small vibrator up my but and set it to random power before riding me for 2 more shots inside her before passing out.
>>674656824
well i ended up marrying her so i didnt have to big of an issue with it
>>674657479
Wow, that was boring.
>>674658183
The inquest is probably not going to have a role in the dlc to come, so they won't be a problem
>>674655760
this.
An emotionless robot with benevolent aims
>>674658505
Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
It might be exhausting, but it's worth it for that kind of fun.
>>674649476
real
>>674659585
I'd fucking murder my family for a girl like that, fucking hell.
One who's hand I can hold and put my arm around. I like the little things.
>Tall, slim body, blonde, blue eyes
>Scandinavian origins
>Has a great voice
>Won't choose some other dude over me.
>>674659585
You lucky bastard.
I think I'm gonna hit the gym tomorrow, lose my fat ass and hopefully meet a girl like this.
It'll be hell and heaven all in one tight little package.
This kind
this kind
>>674660458
>hell and heaven all in one tight little package
saved this phrase in my tumblr drafts. How would you like it quoted? I'll default to "-anon"
>>674649985
Nice meme
I'm good with the one laying against me playing her 3DS.
>>674660462
just making sure. the one on the left, or the one on the right?
>>674661180
Pale and petite.
>>674660992
quote me as "some asshole on 4chan"
>>674660458
you dont have to be super fit, im average as average can be. make a girl laugh and it opens the door then from there its just a matter of her liking you and you liking her.
my relationship advice would be when you see what someone is really like believe it and dont try to explain it. so if the girl shows you she is really a bitch or a slut or whatever dont think she will change or that its only sometimes shes like that and vice versa for gay/fem anons. once someone shows you who they are believe it then decide if you can accept it
also that phrase"hell and heaven all in one tight little package" sums it up perfectly
>>674661309
I agree about not having to be super fit, I'm not going for an Adonis physique.
But if the sheer volume of my fat is literally tearing my skin apart, it's time for a change.
>>674662068
then that is a good change. even if you stay chubby just stay healthy
>>674662068
agreed. And you can do it if you have a reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
>at least one head smaller then me
>has at least a slight intrest in /out/-door stuff
>slim
>no makeup
>is a nympho
>likes horror movies and sad books
>braids her hair
>enjoys art
>won't cheat on me
>>674662391
I can't think of a better reason than having lots of mind-blowing sex whenever possible with someone I love.
One that is a yandere wouldn't hurt.