45 decided what I yell at the ham beast sitting across me in mcdonands
>>674645212
"hey ham beast!"
nigger
Cmon faggots
>>674645212
Hey, I think you're really cute. Would you like to get a drink some time?
HEY FAGGOT OVER THERE IN THE PURPLE SHIRT! YA U, COME OVER HERE AND LET ME GRAB DAT ASS
Fuck you b
"I'm surprised the Japanese whale fishers haven't killed you for your oil yet."
Hey handsome ham. Can i invite you a Soda or something
Tell her you'd like to respectfully put it in her stomach flaps.
>>674645212
Make America great again!
>>674645212
ᵇᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵉᶠᵘᶫ, ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
>>674645212
1 2 3 4
Whos having a heart attack on the floor?
Do you 4chan?
May I see your McAsshole? I'll buy you some fries in return.
>>674645212
I like cock
>>674645212
Yo xer do you tumblr?
You look lovely today
>>674646542
So close man
>>674645212
You cheated, you lied, you said that you loved me.
>>674646542
Reroll
>>674645212
I have aids
eat fat sauce piggy!
>>674645518
Rolling
>>674645212
Im a faggot
Ask her to tits or gtfo mcds.
You ever have a guy lick your asshole in a fast food parking lot?
Tell her "SHUT UP!"
Record results
I think i love you
I know she should be working harder not to be a fatass but this isn't a very nice thing to do
take out her titties and hold up a timestamp so we know this is real
>>674646792
Reroll
HEY YOU, MY STOMACH HURTS CAN YOU BUY ME MY DAILY ALLOWANCE OF TENDIES THAT MY MOMMY USUALLY GIVES ME
Can I lick your under blob sweat?
Pint and say "PORK IS HARAM" then throw backpack at her and run.
I would eat you out but im a muslim and cant eat pork.
YOU ARE JIHADIST SCUM INFIDELF
I LIKE YOUR PURPLE SHIRT, MY DICKS PURPLE TOO, WANNA SUCK IT!? *EVIL GRIN*
>>674646621
rolling for this
"Hey, yo fat girl! Are you ticklish?
Yeah I'm talking to you. Look at me, I'm skinny."
im calling the cops on your fatass
holy shit you're fat
Fuck niggers. I want to gas the dirty jews
I wanna fill you with my nut you sexy bitch
Would you satisfy my MILF fantasy tonight
>>674647145
WINRAR
>>674647127
Roll
>>674647145
WINRAR
>>674647145
kek
>>674647145
Post video OP
>>674647145
Post pic of her face afterwards
>>674647145
OP PLZ DELIVER!
>>674647444
Nice trips bruh
>>674647145
>im calling the cops on your fatass
Do it OP. Accuse her of watching porn on her phone. Remind her there's kids here
Kickeeyuna mo Wooky doo tee puna puna!
>>674647502
Thanks, bruh.
>>674645212
Hey you in the purple shirt im a faggot
OP? Where you at?
Tell her ur calling the cop on her fat ass. Then apologize afterwards, tell her u mistook her for someone else
Im a faggot. Now at walgreens
Hurry up, op
>>674648376
pussy op
>>674648376
Wait why?
>>674648376
Make up for it by buying the biggest gatorade you can find and a tampon
>>674645212
HEY BITCH!
i like to dress up as CP
Not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
niggers tongue my anus
>>674648939
Nigga why?
>not OP
>>674649237
Because I got baited while trying to balance Runescape Netflix and /b/