Why gay
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Why gay
my wallpaper
Because cock is the fucking best
>>674644086
nice
>>674644086
exquisite
You ask why gay? I ask why not!
Cocks for all!
because dik 2 good
>>674643505
You will have to prove that to me.
Huh?
>>674644013
For shits and giggles
the boy behind me has begun to cry
>>674644086
Your avatar is asgore? If not I think I added the wrong person.
>>674644045
Both still sound like options.
>>674644137
What do you do?
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>>674644194
smooches you both
>>674644200
i'd start off with your tummy and man, you'd just be done from there
>>674644350
it is Redeemed Asriel
nvm he shut up
so i can tongue your taint
>>674644404
smooches your neck
He wanted to see some pro dota and you denied him of his viewing entertainment.
Way to go Avery.
>>674644404
As much as I would agree, I think the neck is a better place to start.
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>>674643782
ah, yeah I know how that feels
>>674644350
you may have added Squash
>>674644344
Punch him in the shoulder really hard!
*touches dom's tail lewdly*
>>674644374
But I don't have money. And I don't want to shoplift.
badj~
>>674644493
rerr
>>674644546
that is too direct. you must trust me.
>>674644013
Because it's sooooooooooooooo good. Thank you for asking
>>674644685
<3
*touching intensifies*
>>674644685
And tummy touching is not?
>>674644757
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>>674644676
Well then you just don't get soda!
i am now regretting the pizza
>>674644824
hugs you closely
why would that be something to regret
>>674644928
k brb
>>674644881
You should never regret pizza!
>>674644704
How many of these have you made?
>>674645045
alrighty
seeya
>>674644374
Horrible factory work.
>>674644404
I dont know what that is supposed to look like.
How many of you fuck boys are full on fur suit furries? Or are some of you just here for the porn?
>>674645173
>Horrible factory work.
Oof, that sucks dude. I'm sorry. My ex did factory work, it was miserable.
>>674645284
here for the porn and art
i'd never fursuit
it sounded really good at the time but as soon as I started in on the third piece i lost all taste for it
cheese doesn't bode well for me when it starts getting rubbery
>>674645284
I'm here for the contact.
>>674645284
Somewhere in between. Not a fur suiter, can't get into it personally, but if I had my choice I'd like to meet a nice guy who's also a furry.
>>674645284
Fursuits are gay and expensive. Just the porn
gotta eat it real fast while it's hot
i try to eat around half of it before it starts getting gross
and then save the rest to microwave later
>>674644848
I guess I'll have to make some tea then
>>674645692
i'm saving it for lunch tomorrow
and I still have beers so not all is lost
>>674644571
I fapped earlier. I really dont do it near my computer to keep it clean.
Why would they have the same name?
>>674645971
that's all you need in life really
>>674645366
>>674645449
>>674645510
>>674645535
fair enough, now would you call your selves furries? and have fursonas or whatever, or again, just in it for the porn and or sexual roleplay?
>>674646508
i'm a furry and i have a fursona.
i wouldn't mind roleplay but i quite frankly suck at it
>>674646508
it's all about the shitposting
>>674646259
i also have some bourbon left if the need arises
>>674646508
Role playing with furries sucks. It's just the porn, and yes, I call myself a furry. It's still not something I share with others voluntarily.
>>674646508
Wouldn't call myself a furry.
I like the porn, don't like the roleplay, the fursuits, or the "I believe I'm a dog" mentality.
>>674646155
Oh, hell if I know then. I just know that Squash posted Asgore a lot so I made the connection
>>674646745
solid backup plan
four beers should be fairly effective for my relaxation
>>674646508
I'm just here for the cute catgirls like freklz
>>674646508
Yes I would. No I don't.
I mean, sort of. I don't have a fursona that's separate from myself. I just *am* my fursona, if that makes any sense?
For some people it's a character, for me it's just a bit of fun and I have enough fun with it just being me.
>>674644086
someone repainted the boxes
I will get a picture eventually
>>674645284
Here for porn also
depends on your weight and tolerance i guess but i will agree that sounds like a good dose
>>674647547
this is correct
>>674645334
Yeah, it basically consists of stand around go crazy.
i really don't enjoy being fully drunk just like a few to unwind on the weekends.i hardly ever finish a six pack in one sitting
i am
not like that
>>674647463
more cat keyhole pls
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>>674646745
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>>674647663
Hmm, neat~ so fair mix and mash of porn dwellers and fursona level furries.
So, how are all you fuckboys this fine Friday evening?
>>674647773
Are you the real freklz? Where's your trip?
>>674646508
>>674646885
i love to roleplay it made me get into furry pron. I love playing as a meek little human boy that submits to a strong anthro
pic related
my kik is quakelighting if anyone is interested....
>>674648246
A little drunk, playing League mostly.
>>674648301
In Katia's basement.
>>674648014
Yikes. Yeah my ex literally stood there for 8 hours and watched beer bottles float by.
That sucks dude, seriously. Hope you can find something better~
>>674648246
>So, how are all you fuckboys this fine Friday evening?
Can't complain, I accidentally overcooked my steak by about 10 degrees, but otherwise I have a ton of alcohol and I'm doing well.
>>674648220
ᴾᵉʳᵛᵉʳᵗ
>>674648347
The fuck you pinging me for there
>>674648301
i am not the real freklz
>>674648246
I'm doing swell, and yourself?
well i mean i'll go all out every now and then but i just usually prefer a comfy buzz
>>674648220
ok
>>674648431
Who knows, probably not.
>>674648388
That hardly answers my question.
>>674648573
I figured.
well, time for league again.
if "every now and again" means about twice a week then that describes me fully
>>674648738
i knew I'd get found out, he is much too smart and clever to impersonate well
>>674648246
I'm a little late to the party, but I'd still like to answer your question: I would consider myself a furry however I'm not really involved in the community other than being a retard here, if you can even consider this den of weirdos to be part of the community. I used to be sorta open to the idea of suiting back when I was in high school but have since lost all interest in the idea. Basically, came for the porn, stayed for the friends.
>>674648459
I'll be your pervert~
>>674648639
t-thanks
>>674648727
I'd encourage you to look for another job, but I'd wager money it won't work because of any number of arbitrary reasons.
So again, I hope for the best for you <3
>>674648382
Fun
>>674648431
What are you drinking?
>>674648630
It's alright, in the weird mix of, tired, thirty, hungry. horny, and sober. drinking a little, not so much, since I got work early tomorrow morning
>>674649020
I think that's just you.
>>674649206
I have more
>>674649020
Feels like you're joking, but ok.
>>674649462
Mhm, it is. Someone asked that I fist their anus in game.
>>674648727
Always so pessimistic
>>674649462
Well, that doesn't sound great. What brings you to ask gfur about stuff?
>>674649462
>What are you drinking?
Bought a few goodies, tried them all so far. A bottle of Apothic Red wine (pretty good!), some kind of flavored sake and an assorted pack of different beers. I think the one I tried was Left Hand "Milk Stout", was pretty good at the start but I HATED the taste as I drank through more and more of it.
>>674649724
Good god the cuddle pics. Right in the feels :<
i suppose i am just an alcoholic then
>>674649717
i never joke
>>674649206
How many internet friends have you made here?
>>674649717
That's kinda hot
>>674649724
boredom and porn mostly, stupid libido never lets up
>>674649786
Ah, been there before, I stick to liquors typically
>>674649925
No cuddle for me. Bad feels... bad feels.
>>674650182
That's as good a reason as any, I guess.
i just can't drink that much it starts messing with my stomach a bit if I do
i must be made of nofun
>>674650182
>Ah, been there before, I stick to liquors typically
I tend to be the same way, but I'm trying to "broaden my horizons". As it turns out, the sake stuff is tasty but not really spectacular in one way or another, the wine is alright, was nice with the steak, and I still can't stand beer in any way shape or form. A hard cider is the closest I can get :\
>>674650394
>No cuddle for me. Bad feels... bad feels.
I'd cuddle you! Hell, at this point, I'd cuddle anything with a pulse.
>>674650416
Does it make you have the Taco Bell shits? Because I had the same problem. Turns out I was dehydrated. Something about alcohol makes you have to poop real bad if you're already not hydrating well enough.
>>674649972
murder me
i have a stomach of iron
i think I've only thrown up from drinking twice, mainly because of large quantities of mixed drinks that were stronger than they tasted
my head, on the other hand...
>>674650676
kills u
and a liver of cirrhosis
>>674650622
well sometimes, but moreso it just makes me really uncomfortable back there after I use the toilet. I think it's moreso if I drink really dark beer.
I've only thrown up once on my 21st
>>674650394
Yeah, sometimes though I wish my libido could be a bit lower though.
>>674650622
sake really differs, sometimes you can get some that are super sweet like plum, other times its cheap sake that is the equivalent to bud light, as for beers, not into much other than ciders, and sometimes guiness
I'll deal with that when it becomes a problem
>>674650182
Well as with any medium of meeting people, there's been a lot that have come and gone, but the ones that I'm still pretty good friends with, I can count about...9, yeha 9.
>>674650622
I think I qualify, woo
>>674651139
Not sure how you could fix that
at least the liver can kind of grow back
>>674650782
should I email my philosophy teacher
>>674651044
I luckily still haven't thrown up ever. But yeah, try keeping yourself hydrated!
>>674651139
>sake really differs, sometimes you can get some that are super sweet like plum
Got any suggestions on super sweet ones? I love sweet things~
>>674651234
>I think I qualify, woo
Well then get over here cutie buns!
>>674646508
Don't have a fursona, and don't consider myself a furry. The porn is hot though, and most of what I keep saved is fetishes that are rare to find/not done well with human actors.
I'll just get it transplanted or something, whatever
>>674651333
what about
>>674651212
That's actually kinda cool
>>674651234
Yeah, I guess its a good problem to have, I guess it leads me to have some bragging rights that i jacked off a ridiculous number of times in one day
>>674651435
buddy thats what they all say at first
>>674651381
i like to drink a bit of water after each beer usually, especially if i plan on drinking a lot
>>674651443
only nerds need livers
>>674651443
telling him that allowing family and friends of murder victiims to influence a sentencing trial turns punishment into vengeance and is unjust
>>674651742
>like to drink a bit of water after each beer usually, especially if i plan on drinking a lot
Sounds like a good plan!
>only nerds need livers
Livers are for quitters!
>>674651858
I like the way you think!
>>674651516
True, very true. But even if I sink into the infernal depths of furry hell, I'm at least civilized enough to never, ever let anyone else know.
>>674651742
yeah, and I'm not sone kind of WEIRDO like a NERD
>>674651858
i agree
you should
>>674651381
If only real life were this warm and soft
>>674651513
Is that even something to brag about? kek
>>674651998
That's a very lonely road.
It's much nicer to have other autists on the road of furdom with you. You might even find the desire to get your own porn drawn.
>>674651998
Secrecy is a big part of my furry-dom. My partner is the only one who would know. I mean, I'm down for having furry friends, but they're friends I'd meet as furries, not the other way around.
>>674652173
>If only real life were this warm and soft
Don't ruin the illusion ;_;
>>674652084
well I already expressed that in class but I didn't really do any of the reading so I didn't have an argument constructed yet and I took all this time building a nice one and I feel like I should at least send it to him
>>674652364
i am sure he would appreciate it
>>674651381
plum sake, almost always super sweet. no really specific brands, but if there are labels for the wine, read em, sometimes they offer insight.
>>674651435
lol I know that feel
>>674652173
maybe on an anonymous message board, or some dumb people that think of nothing but sex and sex jokes. At anyrate, lost count at around fap #41 and i still kept going. that was one hell of a lonely thanksgiving
>>674652422
>plum sake, almost always super sweet. no really specific brands, but if there are labels for the wine, read em, sometimes they offer insight.
I'll look out for it! I have a bottle of plum wine that I adore.
Hmm I need to increase my catgirl reserves
>>674652251
>>674652287
Now, my boyfriend is kinda in the same spot as me, so it's not as lonely as if we were just by ourselves. But we're still keeping things very low-key, and rarely ever talk furshit.
It's possible to date someone non-furry too, ya know
>>674652854
That's probably for the best to try and avoid the typical "omg r u a dog fuckr?" conversations.
My mom knows what furries are though. That was a weird conversation. I had to play kinda dumb. Either she has no idea I am one or she knows and she's just being coy for politeness' sake.
That sounds gay and dumb.
>>674652422
Fuck, that's quite the number.
>>674652287
Oops. I meant to say: Darn, this is so warm and comfy.
>>674652420
yeah but I'm sure he would also appreciate me doing the reading and homework more
>>674653136
My aunt and uncle know about furries and scalies, and brought it up at a family dinner once. Wasn't into the porn back then so it was just weird that I knew what it was. Kept my powerlevel hidden though.
>>674653073
I don't have an issue dating non-furries, as long as they're cool with it (I'm not gonna hide a big chunk of my sexuality from my significant other). But it'd be nice to have someone to share it with.
>>674653333
>Oops. I meant to say: Darn, this is so warm and comfy.
Dammit it's something!
okay bye
>>674652847
this is a true statement
>>674653073
yeah but what if they make fun of me for it
no don't go
>>674653432
>>674653519
You could always kill them if they react badly
>>674652520
glad to help a fellow drunk
>>674653333
yup, that was one hell of a weekend. Helped that it was the first time I had a place to myself in nearly 2 years. That military barracks life sucks.
>>674653519
Who would make fun of you? You're too adorable!
>>674653762
Murder is always an answer.
>>674653827
>glad to help a fellow drunk
<3
>>674653827
I genuinely know the feels. Nothing longer than 6 weeks in barracks, though... Might I add that doing the beds is like torture to me.
>>674653432
I try~
>>674653380
tee
gee
eye
fuck
>>674654006
they'll call me weird
>>674654345
>>674654006
<3
>>674654166
the barracks i went to since there was an overflow, had actual beds and they where fucking incredible. That said, racks in the ship suck ass and break your back
>>674654741
We're all weird! Weird is beautiful! Be proud of your weirdness!!!
I like your weirdness.
>>674653762
>>674654861
>tfw a chubby bear or bull will never top you
