Tell me something stupid about yourself. >I´m afraid of
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Tell me something stupid about yourself.
>I´m afraid of holding babies, because I always think I might accidentally drop them
>>674626340
I like replying to retards on /b/
>>674626340
I always wake up at 6:3 0am even when i dont need to
>>674626340
i know that feel. but it's gone, you just have start holding them!
>>674626540
That´s not really something stupid
>I browse this website
>>674626340
'Accidentally'
I like pic related. Post similar.
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>>674627144
>>674627309
they look off somehow
>>674626340
is'nt that pic from a history book
>>674626340
I used to have a really good job and I saved up about $100,000 in the bank. My boss moved to another city, so I got a new boss. She was an absolute cunt. So I quit. I enjoyed not going to work, so I didn't get another job. I then spent the next few years doing nothing but smoking weed and drinking liquor and now I'm broke.
I like say 'Azz'
>>674626340
you are dafinately not alone anon, i didnt want to hold my cousin if i wasnt sitting down.
>>674627510
Yes, it's John Torrington
>I´m afraid of holding babies, because I always think I might accidentally rape them
fixed it for you
>>674627510
no clue, maybe?
>>674627613
Sounds good, as long as the money is sufficient.
>>674627783
good to hear
>>674626340
Everytime I got a chance with a boy/girl
I keep telling to myself im too ugly to get a bf/gf and I stop talking to the person
>>674626340
friends dont know i browse /b/
>>674626340
I haven't had anyone that I'd consider a friend in 10 years.
>>674626340
middle school girls have the best pussy
>>674626340
I have to take off my shirt when I go for a dump.
>>674627457
They're living in the olden days and they're fucked off with all the oldie time bullshit
>>674627457
they're dead
I actually enjoy doing this
>>674629122
>>674626340
I like snot
>>674626340
Sauce on pic
>>674626340
I refuse to eat almost all vegetables and fruit aside from oranges, bananas, carrots, apples, potatoes and mandarins.
>>674627941
>as the money is sufficient.
guess you missed the part about being broke.
>>674629542
Here you go, child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Torrington
>>674626340
>I´m afraid of holding babies, because I always think I might accidentally drop them.
Kind of the same here, but the fear of them throwing/spitting up, shitting or pissing while I'm holding them, takes precedence.
Well you're not gonna believe this but...
>This one time me and my (now ex) girlfriend decided to do some LSD
>We did 3 tabs each
>Girlfriend said she was horny, we start cuddling and making out and stuff
>She asks me to eat her out, I gladly start doing it
>Panties come off, I get my face in the vag
>"Hey that smells weird..."
>Feel something on my face
>Wipe it off - HAND COVERED IN BLOOD
>Start freaking the fuck out because high on LSD and got blood on my hands
>Trip fucking ruined. Cannot do cunnilingus because of irrational fear and disgust of periods.
>>674629122
>tumblr
>triggered
>>674626704
Work a trade? Same fuckin thing here. 630 and no alarm feels like sleeping in
>>674628331
>friends
>browsing /b/
choose one
>>674631780
What's wrong with tumblr you fucking priviledged cis-scum.
Do you not know that 90% of porn to 4chan comes from tumblr?
Fucking edgy sperg faggot.
>>674626340
>I use an eyebrow pencil to fill in the thin parts of my beard.
>>674632299
check'em shitlord
>>674632299
i'm a black women dog you can't do anything about it
>check your privileged
>quail eggs freak me out
>I like to sing songs and replace some lyrics with the words "baby shih tzu"
>I can't sleep unless I have the covers tucked under my feet
>When I'm in public, I think about doing something ridiculous and find myself laughing about it. Like sometimes I'll imagine myself screaming at the top of my lungs in a dead silent waiting room or something.
>I never eat the black bit at the bottom of a banana
>>674631657
stay strong man
I have globophobia
On my days off I basically drink/lay in bed all day because I am exhausted and depressed. I wish I had the energy to truly enjoy life, but I just want to be left alone.
>>674626340
I ate can food that had high amounts of lead in it and then died exploring the arctic.
>>674633388
Hello friend. I'm the same way. Wish I knew how to fix it.
>>674631945
not the one you answering to, but I lost most of my friends because of 4chan :-)
>>674629122
would fap
>>674626340
I am afraid of holding babies because it is a well known fact they are the source of cancer.
I feel guilt for the smallest mistakes. Constantly.
I also once stabbed a dog that was trying to bite me.
I have a small prickle pear cactus in the cup holder of my truck.
>>674634920
That face triggered me into reminding me of my rapist.
Thanks a lot.
Day ruined.
>>674634920
dude i am the fucking same. I hit a dog with a hammer. I hate fucking dogs!
I take estrogen and straight men fuck me
>>674626340
me too anon, me too.
>>674634920
All the fucking time.
>>674626340
lol but that's how you break them in.
>>674626340
> I might accidentally drop them
replace drop with rape
>>674635412
I told you I loved you. High maintenance cunt
>>674626340
every time I take a shit, instead of wiping my ass I jump in the shower and wash my ass.
I have not used toilet paper in over 10 years.
Also I go to the bathhouse to have gay sex and there has been a lot of guys who rim my asshole and I have been told on multiple occasions that I have the cleanest ass they have ever seen.
>>674636989
You should just get a bidet or something.
Also, what do you do if you need to take a shit in a public bathroom and the shower isn't an option?
>>674626340
I dont talk much in public or act out much cause Im self conscious of what people would think of me, but because of that, people think Im weird
>>674626704
my brother does that, and then complains about needing to do stuff because hes too tired. and if you tell him that its stupid that he wakes up early for no reason, he freaks out.
I hate both of you
>When ever I get in a fight I yell really loudly in hopes they just go away
>>674635687
I actually love dogs. However I had to protect myself.
>>674637613
I try to hold my shit as long as possible so I don't have to use a public washroom but obviously I would have to wipe my ass in an emergency situation.
The only time I used public washrooms on a regular basis though is when I'm looking to suck a dick
>>674635687
then stop fucking them.
ba dum tss
>>674637613
I quickly wash my ass in the sink before anyone catches me, or if it's full I'll use water from the toilet.
>>674635412
How about round 2 babeh
>>674633388
>>674633723
find a hobby that involves some sort of excersise
>>674636989
that doesnt really clean it, unless you get all up in there.
sometimes when Im about to take a shower, and realize I have to poop, I wont wipe and just use the shower, but then afterwards theres still some wet poop in my bum that I have to wipe out
my favorite ISP blocked 4chan,
so i browse 9gag instead
right now i'm using shitty ISP
I like little girls but I don't like children
>>674633388
this is me.
except switch 'lay in bed' with 'watch tv, and 'drink' with smoke pot
im afraid of my own dreams on a traumatic scale
>>674626340
I'm into extremely fucked up shit like vore and I've never told anybody because I fucking hate myself for it
>>674638698
what ISP blocked 4chan? and why cant you use a proxy?
>>674635145
... you sick fuck
>>674638488
Thats the last thing people want to do when they're feeling shit.
>>674639915
I know, but it does help. Start small, like walks around a park or something
>>674627655
Itafag detected
>>674639915
working out makes you feel better.
taking a walk every day helps with anxiety a lot
>>674626340
I got used to sleep on the floor.
every fucking night.
I like my carpet and not gonna touch my bed.
>>674626340
I doodoo poopoo
>apparently a trap
>somehow don't hate myself
>>674626704
if im not up by 5 i feel like half the day is gone
>>674626340
I was scared shit less about holding my kid until she was old enough to hold her own head up!
>>674626340
I've masturbated to Anne frank
>>674632697
>I never eat the black bit at the bottom of a banana
wait.. isn't this like obligatory
When im alone i always pretend that im in an action movie, everything i do is as if a bomb is about to go off.
>>674636989
I do the free stuff online deal, this results in a lot of paper. The rest is easy to figure out.
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>>674634920
>ifunny watermark
>>674626340
i always wake up 10 minutes before my alarm goes off. doesnt matter if it's 5am, 6am or some other time. my inner alarm works perfect, dont know why
also i hate babies
>>674638488
Yeah, I wish I could, but when you are exhausted and depressed it feels impossible to exercise, or even move sometimes. I also have zero interest or passion on just about everything, so even a hobby would be hard to find.
