Hey /b/ I need to come up with $55 USD fast, any ideas? I don't have anything to sell or I would.
>>674626016
Suck cock
>>674626016
Sell your self you filthy whore
>>674626016
2 obvious options
>Sell something
>Lube your ass up op and prepare
>>674626016
Ask your mum
>>674626016
shoplift and resell
5164 8883 0689 4311 06/23 796 a gift for you
>>674626505
i demand confirmation
>>674626016
Why?
>>674626859
Honestly, guy I know has some pills I want. Don't wanna kill him or anything cause he's a steady supplier, so that's not an option.
>>674626016
Borrow from family member or close friend
Take out a loan
>>674627975
the fact that killing him even crossed your mind means you have a severe problem and should off yourself instead of forcing others to bear witness to your failures
Advertise on craigslist that youll let people suck ur dick.
>>674626717
>5164 8883 0689 4311
fake
join cartel
ask for advance payment
>>674626016
fuck it, just got a huge bonus today. it's only $55. you got a paypal anon? time to make OP's day.
>>674627975
Then figure out a way to steal them, you tremendous fuck up.
>>674626016
might have to break some laws. steal and sell a camera. maybe sell some sperm or plasma. look for cash jobs on kijiji. whore out that virgin ass hole. Thats about it
>>674628776
yeah feed his pill addiction. I didnt realize your mother raised an enabler. I bet you support bernie too faggot. Does your whore mother know she raised a little faggot who gives money to junkies?
>>674628939
what if it's just bait to get OP to reveal personal information?
DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT NIGGER
>>674626016
Job
HET THE CREAM
MONEY DOLLA BILLZ SON
>>674628776
yea here u go dude [email protected]
Thanks anon
>>674627975
Rob him, as your habit develops you'll steal or rob people anyway, might as well do it while you're sober and be gangster about it instead of a pussy who need to get high first.
>>674628776
I hope you're joking about giving money to a fucking junkie.
>>674628939
lol, i do support bernie.
>>674626016
suck some dicks
>>674629398
wait! how do i know you're OP and not some other anon just posting his account to intercept a good will gesture?
>>674629398
Are you a Male 33-34 years old?
>>674629398
>peralta
Spic confirmed. Don't give this shit money.
>>674629398
I should fucking dox your Mexican ass
>>674629766
No broke college student tbh
>>674629706
Idk dude do whatever
>>674629798
haha, I'm spic too... so still gonna give it to him so long as i know it's OP.
>>674630015
I am OP and that is not my paypal!
OP HERE I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAEP MY FACE
>>674629798
>>674629918
>doxing me a broke ass spic Wew ladz
Siphon gas
???
Profit?
>>674630121
trippin on the tripcodez
>>674630015
I'm op and that's my paypal help a amigo out my nig
>>674626016
scratch lottery ticket it cant fail!
>>674626016
suck 11 cocks at $5/cock
>>674629398
Fucking go make a burrito or taco or something for someone, you fucking Beaner
Donate plasma
What the fuck do you mean you have nothing to sell?
How are you on 4chan right now
>>674627975
if it wasnt for that pitiful reason i mightve given you something
>>674630709
or 10 cocks at $5.50
or 5 cocks at 2 bjs for $11
>>674626016
Post your bank details and I will transfer you the monies
>>674630634
someone knows the latino kryptonite
>>674630614
i was just about to. but fuck that shit, never call my your nig. sorry carnal
>>674630794
NO u
>>674626016
suck 1100 dicks for a nickel a piece
>>674629549
fag kike/10
>>674629398
Wait, you're mexican?! money is always available. just head to home depot, wait for profits!
>>674627975
Ask at the local church.
>>674631867
mexican kike? are you even paying attention. get your head out of the bible you fucktard.
>>674626016
You could probably stand on a busy sidewalk and get $55 by just bumming but scrap metal is always an option.
Copper is paying out pretty well still, as well as Aluminum depending on how much you get.
It's not necessarily quick but if you're in a bind OP that's what I used to do.
>go to busy street
>pretend to be homeless
>make 55 in one day
>suck some dick for free because you're a faggot
>???