Heres a poem i wrote about chicken tendies >All I want are

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Heres a poem i wrote about chicken tendies

>All I want are chicken tenders
>Fresh from the hands of the tendie vendors
>Chunks of chicken I will toss
>Into spicy mustard sauce
>Mommy, I am hungry - famished
>Those nuggies on my plate have vanished
>I suggest you get me more
>Now, not later, fucking whore!
>I scream and shout and wet my diapies
>My bum needs soothing wipey wipeys.
>Do you want me to get a rash?
>Only you would be so brash
>This is why my daddy's gone
>I'm ashamed to call you mom.
>Mommy cries, and fills my plate
>Tries to douse my flaming hate
>Tendies are the only thing
>That seem to ease the gripping pain
>The pain within my hungry tummy
>Feed your baby, feed me mummy!
>Those sweet tendies in my tum
>Mask my stinging rashy bum
>Mommy sits and has a drink
>The only time that she can think
>Is when her baby has his treat
>Of chocolate milk and chicken meat
>Mommy knows what she must do
>While her baby has no clue
>Pulls the trigger, flash of light
>Now it's over, all is right
>Silence graces mommy's ears
>Smiles through the streaming tears
>No more tendies, poop or pee
>The pain is over, mommy's free