N-no homo...
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
N-no homo...
i-it's not like I enjoy stuff like this or anything
>>674614390
I enjoy it, nohomo tho.
>>674614205
We still doing sfur or hfur too?
Suddenly, boobs
Only homo.
>>674614576
well the thread says no homo so i guess it means its s/fur
>>674614576
Who cares
>>674614576
I think we can manage both
>>674614700
Stop oppressing me
>>674614711
normally I just do the gfur thing, but I'm kinda enjoying this joint venture with you straighter folks
Posting what little straight stuff I have to balance out the gay a bit.
>>674614700
N-no...
>>674614924
Stop being attracted to inferior beings.
>>674615000
You know you like it.
>>674615053
Yukky
Switching to gay now that all the straightfags have arrived
>>674615187
C'mon, just get those pants off...
post coitus
>>674614576
be careful, of the police might arrest you for posting the wrong fetish
Might as well throw in a herm for good measure.
>>674615295
Its cold, I need my pants.
>>674615618
You can't be cold with all this red hot lovin.
Gif time!
>>674615618
why would you go outside to post things?
Ew, this fur thread is full of furfags
this might take a bit...
>>674615758
I dont know what love feels like
>>674616123
It's pretty great, you should try it.
>>674616004
What? Where?
>>674616123
>I dont know what love feels like
It's pretty okay
sadly I only have 4 gifs...
>>674615933
My house is COLD
>>674616123
i walked in the hall today, completely empty, a girl walked towards me and smiled at me so i winked at her and she winked back,
it was intense
i barely know who she is
>>674616240
Ehhhhh, I dont think I have the capability for it.
>>674616266
OKAY then
>>674616537
Gee, arent you a stud.
>>674616537
She's probably a Russian spy, and she thought you were a fellow spy and was trying to communicate through a language system of complex eyelid movements.
You should learn Russian. You could invade her bunker for the motherland, if you know what I mean.
>>674616399
turn on the heat, you cheap fuck
if you can't be loved, at least be comfortably lonely
>>674616660
Not with that attitude. You need to put more faith in yourself.
>>674616821
ikr
>>674616834
i speak russian fluently
>>674616537
>she wants to fuck
>>674616537
did you ask for her consent first?
you can't just go around winking at people, dude
>>674617026
fuck man, but the smile she was giving was so intense
>>674616835
The heat isnt working, but I do have coffee.
>>674617024
Then you're probably the Russian spy.
Ask her if she'll dress up as Natalia Poklonskaya for you. Then you can invade and annex her lower Ukraine
>>674617199
aha! it was actually you that was harassed first
you should incite a twitter mob against her
alternatively, strike up a conversation and exchange contact info at the earliest convenience
>>674616961
I prefer to be realistic.
>>674617485
>Suggesting he tolerate smile rape
You monster
>>674617545
Putting yourself down won't help.
>>674617242
iktf, wrecked my central heating once during a coldwave. was so relieved when the repairman showed up the next day
get a space heater in there or something, being cold is one of the most miserable feelings
HOW COULD PPMD LOSE, NOW ITS JUST THE BATTLE OF 4 GODS
FUCK?
FUCK.
>>674617800
i am a bit of a troglodyte; I believe men cannot be smile-raped
because women don't understand humor or something, the joke still needs work
Nibi is probably going to die alone, but not because he is ugly or his personality is shit.
He's going to die alone because he has this thing about wanting his partner being a virgin. But because of his reluctance to actually make a move, time is passing too fast and the chance of finding a virgin at his age will slowly become less and less likely.
>>674617866
I dont mind.
>>674617896
I like the cold, kind of.
>>674618335
>Eat this plate of corn speckled diarrhea or eat nothing at all.
>>674618335
no, it'll be because he will freeze to death, mark my words
>>674618283
>because women don't understand humor or something, the joke still needs work
Yeah, punchlines are a bitch - you'll get there, we believe in you!
>>674618335
Never understood this - in my very limited experience, virgins are horribly overrated.
>>674618638
Or go out and get something else to eat... but if you wait too long all the stores will be closed
>>674618756
Im tired, I think ill just, "not".
>>674618638
You realise even if you find a virgin she'll have probably sucked a few dicks in her day. Try not to think about dicks when you're kissing your next gf.
>>674619141
Then ill just be with no one then.
>>674614205
This is why he was cut.
>>674619263
Why is it that big of a deal? I honestly don't understand. Is it some sort of religious thing?
>>674619141
>>674618756
>>674618335
what's with all this shaming for him desiring a virgin?
it's not that weird, only out of sync with our nihilistic promiscuous culture
>>674619326
Yeah, he was too gay.
>>674619421
Im not religious.
>>674619517
>what's with all this shaming for him desiring a virgin?
I have no problem with it; the issue is that he doesn't actually go out and talk to any girls or anything.
It's like wanting a good job, but also not wanting to actually go out and search for it. That way is the path to NEETdom
>>674619517
I'm certainly not attempting to shame anyone, but it's a fact of life that as you age, there are less and less virgins around you. After a while it's going to be him and the crazy cat ladies.
>>674616087
>>674614390
Anyone got artist name?
Welp, just found an s/fur/ thread, so later homobros - have a nice thread!
>>674619875
>>674620022
that's true, but Imma blame that on society as well
because we lack things like arranged marriages and close knit communities, the socially outgoing are massively privileged when it comes to finding love
you don't know because you lack the lived experience and all that jazz
>>674615881
Yus! Praise triple Jesus.
>>674620864
That is a weak argument
>>674620534
mikcrown
most of the pics even have the signature
>>674620864
All I can say is that I'm pretty far from being outgoing and I've still managed to have a few gfs.
>>674620977
check your social-normative privilege, chad
>>674621280
I just checked it
It is great
I revel in my superiority
>>674617750
>That's my fetish.jpg
Pick one, furfags
>Male, Herm or Female?
>>674614205
Boys
>>674621853
male
>>674621522
it really is
>>674620864
Blaming things on society is a pointless venture. It leads to zero resolutions and zero solutions. It's the "wizard did it" of social problems.
>>674621853
far right, I'm not a fag. And no I'm not actually in this thread I was just scrolling.
lotta boobs and shit here
too many boobs and shit
im all right with boobs, vaginas pretty repellent though
>>674621853
Herm. It's the best of both worlds.
Wanna get a dicking? No problem.
Wanna dick a slick wet hole? Also no problem.
>>674622300
you are blinded by ideology
society is what the people that make up the society want it to be. our society has chosen radical individualism, but it's still just a choice. it will probably evolve into something else at some point
mostly the smell
Pecs>boobs
What do vaginas even smell like?
>>674622490
>>674622585
evening folks
>>674623012
Like wet dick
it can vary from person to person
but i find the most common one is bad fish
>>674622936
Both are good. Though some guys have shitty chests and some girls have flappity, deformed boobs.
>>674622880
Yes but it's evolution is a thoughtless progression, requiring *everybody's* input. When your opinion count for .0000001 percent of the counsel, is there any point worrying?>>674622880
>>674623012
mold
>>674622936
>not both
>>674623012
Bags of sand
>>674623012
either really bad or really normal
>>674623131
>>674623175
>>674623328
ew
>>674623418
yeah
>>674623350
What do bags of sand smell like?
>>674623362
I thought you were geh.
>>674623493
Does that mean you smell nice?
>>674623648
i try my best to
and normally i do
>>674623244
>is there any point worrying
not really. little point to much of anything
it feels satisfying to look at something and see that's it's just historical contingency
but that's just me
>>674623574
Mostly like >>674623175, but the degree of badness varies wildly. First woman I went down on, damn she was a bit nasty. Turns out having your period sort of helps clean that out, and she was a serious athlete with almost no body fat, so she wasn't having her period at all. That was a traumatic intro to lady bits.
>>674623418
you need it to make heirs, it's a hassle
>>674624204
It was probably because she wasnt a virgin.
>>674624296
indeed
Where do all the casual roleplay furries hang these days?
>>674624569
Actually, we were both virgins. Terrible sex.
don't die :( :( (
>>674625223
>>674623950
>>674623950
Look here 2pid
