How to kill myself and make it look like an accident
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How to kill myself and make it look like an accident
>>674605978
leave a note saying 'it was an accident'
there's various way's to do this,
ex. suicide by cop's or walk in front of a car, making it look like jay-walking
>>674606207
That doesn't works if you are white you fag.
>>674605978
dont kill yourself. i love you.
>>674606318
It does if you do it in a school.
Build a rube Goldberg machine to commit suicide.
>>674605978
>get a gun
>strap a fuckton of helium balloons to the gun
>kill yourself
>gun will fly away
>profit?
>>674607148
this actually seem's a pretty good idea. do it op.
Sean don't do it
Shoot tow bullets in your head.
>>674606117
TOPKEK
Better yet,kill yourself but make it like a murder
You will not give a single fuck about it when you're dead.
>>674605978
>pic related, leave up on screen when you do it.
>>674606117
Do this
>>674605978
When you kill yourself, it doesn't matter how it looks anyways.
>>674609906
true
>>674605978
Destroy everything in your house,get somebody fingerprints on your gun and shoot in your head. You make it look like a failed robbery.
>>674609741
"Oh he was trying to make crystals."
Sir he shot himself in the face.
>>674609741
That's actually a good idea.
>>674608771
Kek
Tie a rope, better yet razor wire, around your neck, and the other end around a tree, and then get it your car and floor it.
When you hit 88mph you'll fucking lose your shit.
>>674610153
>>674610153
>>674605978
Hang yourself, but make sure you're 99% naked, have a gag in your mouth, a cucumber in your ass, oh and make sure to use a belt.
Autoerotic asphyxiation accidents happen all the time.
>>674605978
buy a handgun, leave rags around and oil, make it seem like you were trying to clean it and you accidentally shot yourself.
>>674609906
it obviously matters to those left behind
parents would obviously rather their son be accidentally killed than that he commits suicide
i don't have a clue though, killing yourself properly is pretty hard in the first place
you cant you are still learning
>>674605978
Just piss off a sandnigger. They'll kill you for pretty much anything.
>>674605978
Buy a Do Not Resuscitate bracelet.
Buy a one way ticket to Chicago, wait until 2am and then go to the south side until you see black folks standing in front of liquor stores.
Walk up to them. Everyone of them will be watching you. Say, hey you guys arent strapped are you? Someone will brag and brandish it. Walk up to him and say, I don't want no trouble.
Go for the gun. You'll get shot and will soon be dead. All the eye witnesses will report what you said. It'll be a little weird but clearly not a suicide
>>674611778
also this
>>674606333
Trips have spoken
>>674605978
You'll probably fuck it up so bad that your best attempt will still look like a failure and a accident
>>674611778
....well damn.
tie many helium filled baloons to a gun and shoot yourself in the head lol
but don't do it tho suicide is bad :<
>>674611778
>>674613018
Idk how to flip that shit so it reads properly
>>674605978
Here OP, have this household chemistry chart for educational purposes. Remember that the red can possibly be fatal to humans, make sure NOT to mix those ones, that could cause some sort of serious accident!
if you try to make it look like an accident that means you care too much and wouldn't be able to do it anyway
>>674613018
>>674613103
It says do not resuscitate
>>674613184
Yes anon it does
>>674605978
new idea: get some potent heroin, shoot up some, take like 4 - 6 mg of xanax/valium, drink 5 or 6 beers and a couple shots of whiskey before bed, should stop breathing in sleep and not wake up
Thanks everyone, farewell
>>674613338
This idea is best idea
>coupled with my sweet tattoo just in case
Currently writing my death poem. By tomorrow at this time I won't be here. Goodbye you cruel world
>>674613408
goodbye man
>>674605978
You will need:
>Helium
>a handgun
>a large balloon
>a length of string
Here's what you do:
>take everything outside, with no large trees nearby
>fill the balloon with helium
>tie it to the gun
>shoot yourself
>???
>profit
>>674614097
OP said an accident. That would look like homicide
>>674605978
Go into a bad neighborhood that is located near a destination point so that it would look like you took a shortcut to be able to make you "appointment" whatever if it may be public transportation pickup or some bs "meeting/session" of any kind.
Walk into the wrong people and start shit to piss them off
