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Tell me why you hate britain /b/
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>>674591046
muslims
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>>674591046
They ruined Europe and the Europeans in WW2 and continue to spread liberal bullshit
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>>674591360
nuffin wrong wiv librull guv
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You overtaxed the American colonies without any parliamentary representation. So look were we're at now.
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>>674591046
Success breeds jealousy.
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They have a lizard for president.
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>>674591487
>Nothing wrong with no protection from mass immigration and genocide
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>>674591046
I'm British, our people are really horrible people. If you don't fit into our social norms then you're fucked.
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9,591,672,000,000$ of national debt

Almost as bad as America with more than four times less the GDP
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>>674592017
Same here, I fully agree.

Also as a vegetarian, i disapprove of our PM molesting pig carcasses.
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>>674591046
As a Britfag, I'm pissed we stopped the Nazi's... Europe could have been a white utopia!

All up to Farage now!
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>>674592311
it's not your place to disapprove of commander dave.
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>>674592423
kek
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>>674592423
>Whishes he was ruled by germans
>supports Farage

what
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>>674592423
Can't barrage the farage
I actually love nige, he was such a good guy.
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>>674592699
Have you not seen what liberal bullshit is coming out Brussels?
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>>674592861
no i have not.

What liberal bullshit is coming out of Brussels? Please enlighten me
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>>674592861
but if you want to be ruled by a foreign power why wuld u want to support the guy whose all about uk independence?
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>>674592803
was?
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>>674592803
he's a jewish puppet
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>>674591532
maybe the brits should have left the colonies to fight the french on their own then in the seven years war. Also, what over taxation? after much criticism the stamp act was repealed less than a year after it was introduced in 1766
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>>674593794
Intolerable acts nigga, do you know them? And quartering of soldiers
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Cant we all agree that brits still paying taxes to the royal family is fucked?
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>>674591046
I don't, I might even go to study instrument repair and violin making there.
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>>674593015
>>674593034
The Nazi's had some good plans.
For starters, Hitler would have lived in the UK, (Blenheim palace) and planned to make the Pavilion in Brighton, his HQ. Lots of money would have been invested and as I said before it would be a white utopia. (yes I'm blonde and have blue eyes).

The European union is not comparable, they force you to give up most budget and dictate how you can use it, as a UK resident you receive back about 2/3rds of which you can't control where it's spent (as it comes back in grants).

Have any of you Britfags been to a European island recently and seen how much has been spent on them in the last 10 years?
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>>674594126
That is pretty shit, yes.
Better than giving it all to some nigger that spends trillions on un-winnable wars though.
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>>674591046
because of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTRrZcEsjFU
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>>674591046
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>>674594572
>has to make a comparison to feel better
Its alright, im sure they benefit you enough to keep paying them.
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>>674592699
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>>674592423
>can't barrage the farage
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>>674594126
Exactly. And the joke is, all the polls show that the majority of the country are fucking happy about it. (im a brit btw)
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>>674594351
you're still a cuck
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>>674591046
>Tell me why you hate Londonistan
Do I have to?
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>>674595098
I find that really weird man, do people really like doing it?
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>>674595536
This im kinda upset , i would almost go outside .
Find a darkie and beat the shit out of him.
Almost
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>>674595477
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>>674591793
> You had a Retard and Negro for President.
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>>674594825
>>674595536
>tfw my town resembles this along with the addition of Eastern Europeans drinking on the streets
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>>674595098
You know the monarchy brings in more money per year in tourism alone than is spent on them?
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>>674596029
Does it?
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>>674595816
farage would hate a cuck like you
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>>674591793
Britain doesn't have a president faggot
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>>674595874
And they are all here to stay , and breed 8,3 children
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>>674596258
The president is a faggot, all britbongs are
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>>674596106
The monarchy last year cost taxpayers £35.7million, 56p per person.

Brand Finance estimated that the Royal Family's net contribution to the UK economy is around £1.155 billion (2015)

By any chance are you the same type of person who posts about cannabis being the cure for cancer on Facebook?
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>>674592423
Can't barrage the farage
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>>674592013
This

Scottish fag here and the amount of creepy race love bastards here is a disgrace.They deserve everything the muslim want to do to them
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>>674596745
you got something against weed you little queer?
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>>674592423
>C O N T R O L L E D - O P P O S I T I O N
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>P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHjijZvSQyY

Wake up Britannia..
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>>674596745
Does that include upkeep and other services the royals use?
>trying to justify 56p lost
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>>674597092
They're doing it to u too m8. Ur referendum lost and now we're in this together.
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They just never shut the fuck up about guns.

Sandy Hook and the other school shootings showed that Americans like guns, and will keep them no matter what happens. Even if angel-faced kids are being stacked in piles outside of schools, we STILL won't give up guns. In fact, we won't even slightly change laws associated with guns.

Yet every fucking day here, some Britstain faggot just has to make another thread about "stop protecting yourselves and let the police handle things"

>lol implying you'll ever do X with your guns, drones etc lol
Armed whites suffer the lowest victimization rates here. I just don't want to be mugged by Tyrone. I live in a very nice area, almost zero crime. I still carry anyway because sometimes bad shit happens. Even if it's once in a hundred years, I won't be in that mugging statistic.
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>>674597456
That's a whole fucking mars bar.
That's it behead the little prince and princess
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>>674597732
Yes! Now youre getting it!
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>>674597539
I know plenty plenty of Scottish pro immigrant Yes voters, I voted Yes too but I really hope their shit gets fucked up by muslims and niggers.
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>>674596745
You shouldn't have to pay for anybody else, not the royal family, not those communist hospitals you have, nobody.
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>>674597630
It's cos in the UK the police try too hard sometimes. Basically Brit bongs don't need guns to protect themselves but amerifags do
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>>674597456
Found this, Apparently the queen pays income and capital gains from 2003 so even some of the money she gets goes back in to the UK.
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when was the last time you won a war against white people?
without the US saving your bacon
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>>674598120
Wow I bet you're great at charity events
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>>674598282
Argentina
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>>674598265
Right on
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>>674598282
1982

When was the last time the US won a war against white people without other countries doing most of the work?
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I come from the New World, but I'm going to school here.

Oxford is really beautiful. London is quite nice. They have good museums and art galleries. Game meat is pretty readily available. Pretty bike friendly.

Things I don't like:
Everything is damn tiny. I get that it's a small country, but still.
Roads are all shit.
Have a two taps, one for cold and one for hot. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Pound coins are nice, but I hate that the bills are different sizes.
They should use km, not miles.
They call the floor above the ground floor the "first floor". It's not first if there is a floor before it.
Fruit is really expensive.
Weather is shit.
Too many smokers.
None of the houses are properly weather sealed, and their all heated by heating up a metal sheet in the corner of the room.
"Chavs" Seriously. Who the fuck thinks that looks good?

I'm sure there are more, but that's what I can think of now.
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>>674598446
>white
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>>674598633
Unfortunately they are technically white
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>>674596688
Says you, faggot
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Britain is awesome.

Amerifags jealous they have no real sports.
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>>674598609
For thelast four points there 90% of britbongs would agree with you
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>>674598121
>It's cos in the UK the police try too hard sometimes.

You sure about that m8?
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>>674598585
if you set your kitchen on fire like a nigger, the firemen don't show up like
>wew lad it's a good thing you did most of the work
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They're the most inbred nation in Europe.
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>>674598609
>Have a two taps, one for cold and one for hot. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

The cold one mean you can drink from it without getting worms or various wog diseases.

You should try it some time
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>>674591046
I hate Britain because they're pussies. They've got a whole culture evolved around drinking tea, and I'm not just talking about old people. They're too fucking stupid to make coffee, and they sure as fuck can't cook. Britain and all of its inhabitants is a fucking joke. They also have horrible teeth and ugly women.
>inb4 fatty americunt
>b mad /b/, I ain't even america
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>>674598379
Charity = communism
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>>674599686
The fuck kinda third world country is this place?
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>>674591487

>>674599999
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>>674599604
Have you ever been to Eastern Europe
If I were to nut in a tissue there'd be more genetic diversity on that tissue than the old eastern bloc countries combined
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>>674600030
They also almost always can't even cut a steak properly because any and all sharp objects are banned there, yet they rant and rave about Americans and assault weapons, kek. Imagine living in a country where your steak is cut with safety scissors?
>no thx mang
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because it sucks
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>>674600030
but I have amazing teeth :/
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>>674600474
gr8 b8 m8
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>>674600038
Good old USA mixing up socialism and communism since whenever the fuck that Jew wrote about it
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>>674600324
As a Britfag I feel like we're somewhere between Poland and Sweden on ethnic diversity... I'd like to head more in the direction of Poland.
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>>674600675
No, I can guarantee that you absolutely do not, mate.
>>674600708
Blimey, mate, I'm very for serious.
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>>674600780
That's mostly because Poland is a shit country and not even war-torn immigrants want to go there.

Just make your country shit and it'll be fine.
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>>674600741
socialilsm and communism are the same thing
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>>674600675
>>674600780
What do you faggots seriously cut your steak with since knives are b&?
>save a life, bin that knife
Yeah, I've fucking been there nigga.
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>>674592439
kek, he's a twat but a tot also
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>>674600964
I do though, they look as though I've had braces on for my whole life and that I get teeth whitening shit.
I'm proud of my sexy ass teeth. Get's all of the bitches in 'merica when I speak with my "british" accent as I'm a posh cunt
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>>674600030
>ugly women
Emma Watson
Cara Delavigne
Others
>Horrible Tooths
Everywhere has people with bad teeths
I bet you're a fucking German.
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>>674601338
with a knife you retard they aren't banned you dumb shit nigger, fuck you.
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>>674598609
You are forgetting its filled with sandniggers.
60 years ago there wasn't a dark face in europe.

Look at the place now.
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>>674600964
http://www.economist.com/node/15060097

Britain ranks the best in dental health for it's children. It's just one of those old BS stereotypes that might have been true at one point, but isn't anymore.
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>>674601571
>ugly women
>Emma Watson

you talk as if these things are not the same
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>>674601531
Show teeth
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>>674599604
They still have more far more genetic diversity then Africans.
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>>674601649
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>>674601338
mate, I cut my steak with a pretty nifty steak knife.
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>>674601245
I can't even tell if this is b8 or not
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>>674601338
Knives aren't b& in Britland You just need a good reason to carry one with a non locking blade under 3 inches.
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Because the newest episode of black mirror was fucking horrible
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>>674594126
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>>674601657
I get that stupid Brit's are horrible afraid of this, but it doesn't bother me.

My country is much more diverse than this place, and we rank objectively higher almost every objective measure worth caring about.
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>>674601763
I only used Emma because she's popular.
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>>674601737
They thing about britbong healthcare, there is so much demand from the nignogs and sandapes that the waiting times are 10 months
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>>674601986
I see no lies here. Charlie brokers let the team down
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>>674601802
This
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>>674602186
The more niggers you have the lower your gdp is and the higher your crime rate is..
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>>674601878

I never understood why Americans were fond of steak knives until I ordered steak there. Sinew leather shit tier steak needs that kind of a knife.
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>>674595793
What is this from?
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>>674602453
>comparing top teir steak to British shit teir cube steak
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>>674602416
The Sandniggers are a bigger issue here than any other race even the blacks are scared.
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>>674602186
Found a 3rd world fagoot here
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>>674592017
Ahh poor you pathetic retard cunt. You should be fucked and ostracised for being such a faggot it's what made Britain Great! Rule Britannia!
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>>674602618
>British shit tier cube steak
You clearly don't know how delicious an English cow tastes.
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>>674601866
Same age restriction in America
>not falling for dis b8
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>>674602632
What do you get if you breed a white women with a nigger.


A muslim
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>>674602416
We have a higher percent of black people than the birts and a GDP per capita that's $5,000 higher.
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>>674602803
You mean when it isn't packed full of hormones and growth shit like in "the great lands"
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Because you guys are all massive cucks
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>>674602942
or an abortion if she has the money
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>>674602982
Yes mate.
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>>674602942
A model Brit my foreign friend.
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>>674592311
Veggie cucks just what our once proud country needs more of. Fuck off faggot! Rule Britannia!
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>>674594849
They generate way more money than English taxes they receive
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>>674603086
britfag kek'd but even our right leaning prime minister defended Islam as "the religion of peace" which pisses me off
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This is amazing
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>>674602952
Who the fuck is we? , if its the states your infrastructure and social support systems are destroyed to achieve that .
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>>674603505
Listen here kiddo, you clearly don't understand that if you PAY £35 mil for something then ONLY get £1 billion IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
don't argue with people that don't understand logic/basic fundamental math.
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>>674603802
I'm Canadian.
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Britbong here. This thread has inspired me to move out of here. What country should I go and live in that isn't America or North Korea? English speaking would be a bonus, although I can get by in German, French and Italian. But I don't really want to live in Germany, France or Italy either.

I don't like the look of 'Straya or NZ.

Canada? China?
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>>674591046
Banksy sold out.

it's the queen's fault of course.
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>>674604053
Are you well educated? Then come to Canada. It's great here.
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>>674604053

why don't you move back to Syria instead?
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>>674604142
Banksy sold out to do bigger and better.
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>>674604021
Brits only have 60% of the demographic being actual native brits, wtf are you talking about.
I knew you where shipping in niggers and sandniggers by the plane load , but how did you figure you have more niggers ?
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>>674604198
Educated to degree level, yes. It does seem good, and also seems to be on the up. English speaking is good. The Fact it's not 'Murrica is good.

On the flip side, what would you say the downsides of Canada are?
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>>674604406
Far larger country with a larger populous, you cuck!
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We aren't cucks, there isn't a shit load of immigrants and its not a police state... The place is just really shit an dull
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>>674604739
Fuck me , so you are talking about total numbers in stead of percentages as one should do speaking about population numbers .

nigger fuck you for being so fucking retarded.
You make zero sense because canada has 35 million people and england has 53miljion .
No way that canada has more niggers then england.
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>>674591046
They were responsible for every war in world history
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>>674604551
There really aren't to many, now that the liberals are back into office. I wouldn't have told you to come here if we still had that cunt Harper running the place.

One downside is that you only really have 3 choices for places to live, though: Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, and Montreal is out if you only speak english (everyone there can speak english, but they wont.)

Most educated populace in the world, rich, diverse, liberal, pretty low crime, internationally respected, health care. Toronto and Vancouver are consistently ranked some of the most livable cities in the world.
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>>674605532
So the Nazis getting eggy over a sandwich is our fault?
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