ITT: You ate a geni your point is to fuck up a wish grant a wish

Granted but you die two days later

I wish I wasn't a fag

Granted but you will turn into a nigger lover

I wish I could kill niggers and not be labeled a racist

>>674590478
Granted but you are a pedophile

I wish I could melt steal beams

Granted but you'd turn black and thus u must kill yourself.

I wish for unlimited wishes that cant be fucked up.

>>674590611
Granted but you are the steel beam

I wish I was a pringles can

>>674590630
Granted but you Are Helen Keller

I wish I could travel In time

>>674590781
wish granted but the can is turned into a fuck can and is fucked my 50 year old virgin men

>>674590781
Granted but you fall from shelf roll under it in dust and rot

I wish I was beAutiful

>>674590831
granted but you can only travel back or forward 30 seconds

I wish I had slaves

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>>674590831
I'll just wish I wasn't blind or deaf.

>>674590961
Granted but you are only beautiful for 1 hour a day

I wish I was immortal

>>674590980
Granted but they place a voodoo curse on you

I wish I could kids Lily rab

>>674591179
Granted but you will become a leper

I wish I water into vodka

>>674591130
Granted but you are in prison getting fucked in ask everyday

I wish I had a pool in my house I didn't drown in

>>674591327
Granted but you dehydrate and die

I wish I could murder and get away with it

>>674591405
granted but there are 50 600lb men surrounding you in the pool licking chocolate syrup off of you

I wish the world would burn

>>674591516
granted but you only get away with it for a year

I wish I had no wishes

>>674591516
Granted but you can only murder people you love

I wish I could fuck a goat

>>674591575
Granted but your Cock is first to catch fire

I wish I could kill op

>>674591405
Granted,but the pool's filled with concrete and is unusable.

I wish I were (subjunctive, faggots: learn it) with her and happy.

>>674591636
Granted but your moots sex slave bC I'm a geni

I wish my hair would grow at command

>>674591777
them trips tho

>>674591777
Granted but with corpse in a fake world

Checked

I wish I had s boyfriend

>>674591777
granted but you can never use the subjunctive again

I wish I was not working today

>>674592145
granted but he will die of cancer in 2 months

I wish you all died

>>674592161
>you can never use the subjunctive again
Oh well fuck that then. She's not worth that.
Also, granted, but you can never get a job again.

>>674592446
Fuck, uh... I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

>>674592404
granted but we all return as zombies and you're alone trying to survive

I wish I could transform between a man and woman at will

>>674590115
Granted, you are now a woman

I wish I was not that much of a fuck up

>>674592404
Granted but we haunt you

I want a glass of unharmed milk

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>>674589889
>I wish I could too a bank and get away with it
you what?

>>674592675
Granted but you're addicted to milk and stuck in a never ending cycle of the one gallon challenge

I wish I could reanimate and completely control the dead; aka they won't immediately eat/rape me.

>>674592675
Granted, but you are now severly allergic to milk

I wish i was a qt trap

>>674592969
Granted, but the Spanish inquisition catch you before you can raise an army

>>674592969
Granted, but they rape you after a short delay.
>implying you wouldn't like it.
I wish >>674593122 would have actually posted a wish.

>>674593005
Granted but you're in a constant state of anal prolapse.

I wish for complete invulnerability while still retaining a human form.

>>674592969
Granted but only dead how can Control is your family and you get feels

I wish my body was rocked

>>674593298
I'm>>674593122
I wish i didn't forget to wish

>>674593436
Anon has the best one.

>>674593374
Granted but you are statue

Op here I wish people knew how to wish back after granting

>>674593455
Granted but your wish is for something stupid that easily backfires.

I wish I always rolled dubs or higher.

>>674594314
granted, but nobody will grant your wishes going forward

I wish for nothing for sake of granting your wish

>>674594435
granted, but you have always ROLLED dubs, and will no longer roll dubs again

i wish i knew 7 languages, including English

>>674594873
Granted, but you become mute

I wish i didn't have so many problems

>>674594873
granted but you permanently lose your voice and the ability to write

I wish for all the women

>>674594873
Granted but only van converse with numbers or remote savage people

I wish I could Co tool the weather

>>674595288

Granted but only on another continent.

I wish I could convince any woman to let me eat her ass whenever I want.

>>674596487
Granted, but they never wipe

I wish i had a dick in my ass

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>>674596724

Granted, but it's the size of pic related.

I wish I was the Specter from the Fantasy Life .jpg