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What's wrong with my dick? I can't get it hard past this
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it looks like you cut your foreskin and sewed it back on halfway down your dick
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you gotta stretch your foreskin my naggah
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phimosis
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>>674588951
Im circumcised
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looks like an hour glass. have you masturbated with body lotion op? It can make it harder to get erection
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>>674589053
looks like a lot of skin is left over
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>>674589053
that one fugged circumcision.
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>>674589150
No you can see the scar. Its normal looking but for some reason the middle of the shaft is tight
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OP here. would girls like this if its stuck like this forever?
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>>674588681
>>674589053
Answered your own question.
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>>674589098
For how long?
Like forever?
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>>674589206
doctor tiem
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>>674589238
Dang. Should I try to regrow it?
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>>674588681
Why did you get circumcised you moron?
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>>674589229
Well what do you fucking think? Would you like a sword thats dull in the middle?
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>>674588681
>What's wrong with my dick?
Peyronies disease. No cure, I'm afraid. It's a genetic disease of the smooth tissue and ligaments and also can affect hands and feet. No cure, I'm afraid.

Sometimes the calcification can give an hourglass, like yours, or dents, like mine, or, if only on one side, leads to a bent dick (and I mean right-angles)

Sympathy, anon.
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>>674589344
I doubt OP did it as an adult...
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pull the skin forwards

>>674589344
>implying he had a choice
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>>674589053
They did a bad job OP go return it
oh wait
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>>674589272
answer this man
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>>674589462
>>674589452
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>>674588681
Seems like a serious case of mutilation.
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>>674589344
Why did you get circumcised? You moron.

One part is a question, the other a statement. Good luck with your future insults. Hopefully they will be less ironic.
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>>674589586
No ur just saying that cause two anons made you look stupid as fuck
If it was a joke it was bad
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>>674588681
Too bad you were circumcised just remember it's not your fault, consider suicide.
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I used to half that problem, but then I bought this cool penis pump and I'm 4 feet erect! Don't lose hope.
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>>674589722
Actually I'm not the one that said it, I am just not stupid enough to think that he was being serious.
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>>674589766
Off by one from trips.
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>>674589423
(cont)

It's fuck-all to do with circumcision, as you can tell by the location of the constriction.

Basically your dick (everyone's dick) is like a ballon (well three, but let's not split hairs) that blows up with blood and the outer, elastic skin will stretch to a point then hit may extension - that's your erection. In your case a band of the stretchy stuff has lost some or all of its stretch. So when the balloon blows up....
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Stop masturbating ten times a day anon.
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>>674589805
Actually it's off by 100
you fuck
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>>674588681
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PHOTOSHOPPED BAIT

PHOTOSHOPPED BAIT

PHOTOSHOPPED BAIT
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>>674589803
Right yeah cause he gave us every reason to know he was being sarcastic, faggot
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>>674589832
This is the problem.
You're putting too much pressure on that spot.
Even if it isn't ten times a day.
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>>674589883
Like I give a damn.
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>>674589977
How does it feel to be so stupid?
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Looks like another case of a fucked up circumcision. Why do people mutilate their children's dicks?
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>>674589983
AHAHA.
That's adorable. You still don't know how trolling or sarcasm works.
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>>674589977
Nope
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>>674590040
You should. You were 40 away from quads.Maybe if you were less of a nigger...
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>>674590268
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>>674590232
You're fucking braindead man as if people can't get circumcised in later age, be quiet
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>>674590211
The issue is below the line of circumcision . I don't think that could cause this. Probably just trolling but whatever.
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So glad i still got my pocket, comes in handy for holding loose change. That's one fucked up dick mang
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>>674588681
take off the fishing line
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>>674590268
>>674590354

That's not the same thing, his dick is wrinkled all up, that's not possible.
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>>674590325
Fuck.. You're right....
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peyronie's disease
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>>674590354
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>>674590546
apollo 16 ready for launch
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>>674590507
Like this, you mean
>>674590546
All depends on how flexible his skin is - like all skin it can get wrinkly
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Just stretch it as much as you can while it's flaccid. I had a milder version of the same thing and I've achieved normaldom in a couple of months.
No med or surgery, just carefully stretched it while it was flaccid. Don't let the jews trick you into mutilation.
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If OP is not trolling then it could be worse
>pic relevant
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>>674591057
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>>674590546
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>>674591057
Jeezus!
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>>674591057
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>>674591201
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>>674591057
That's not related to the foreskin though.
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>>674589423
>>674589818
That suuuuuucks... damn.
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This kills the dick
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>>674591389
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>>674591794
wtf lmao

btw I thn i have this too
should i end myself on the spot?
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>>674591445
Bad shoop My pics are genuine

>>674591601
I never said it was. He happens to have a Peyronies constriction just behind his circumcision scar - completely unrelated. Circumcision is of the skin of the penis; Peyronies is a disease of the structure under the skin
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>>674591445
whatthefuckman.jpg
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>>674591743
everytime
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>>674588681
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>674591912
It's fake
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>>674591232
kekked hard
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Holy shit the pic about penises with caption in japanese/cantonese/korean/anothershitlanguage was real
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>>674591794
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r u a jew
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>>674592382
what in the actual fuck
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>>674592382
I think this guy just has to stretch more. My dick did this whenever I tried to pull back the skin as a kid. Everything is perfectly fine now.
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OP, if you're still here. Any problem with your little and ring fingers contracting inward over your palm?

>>674592382
That's phimosis - you can't get that when circumcised, as phimosis is a skin condition
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>>674592528
*meant foreskin condition.

This is not what OP has
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>>674589229
I'm the guy who actually know about this shit ITT
> would girls like this if its stuck like this forever?
It might be, although it can resolve itself through normal healing - but not always.

If you can still get hard and it doesn't get worse (it can stop the entire top of your dick beyond the constriction getting hard) and it is stable enough not to "hinge" as you thrust,then, as long as she's understanding about the appearance, you can still make her world shake

God speed, OP
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>>674588681
That's a dumb looking penor
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>>674589401
You're a dumbfuck. The girl would feel the tip more since its thicker than the middle of the shaft.
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>>674591743
Was that guy a legit amateur? Some of the bangbus guys are confirmed to be pros, but a good chunk of them I've only seen in those videos.
If he's a pro fuck him, but if he's a civilian I feel really bad for him.
http://www.xvideos.com/video4511578/sex_bus_threesome_with_two_sluts_sharing_cock
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OP here. gotta come clean I was just bored and wanted to start a circumcision fight. Idk why this happened but its only happened once and all i had to do was stretch it a little and it instantly filled with blood. Its not photoshopped I just snapped a pic before I stretched it cause it looked funny. Thank you all who offered advice
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ITT: Funny dicks
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>>674589238
Top fuckin kek
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>>674592528
I'm not OP and my dick isn't nearly as bad, but I have relatively recent problems with Peyronie's/scar tissue (past few years appeared and progressively got worse). I also have gotten tightening/contraction in my fingers (Dupuytren's?) I've been dealing with autoimmune disorders and a bunch of health problems these past few years, am I right in assuming they are connected? If I recover, will I be able to heal my hands and penis?
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You tried looking at pics of naked men?
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back pain
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>>674589229
As a girl I would probably pity bang once but definitely not a second time
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>>674588681
OMG WTF
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fucking hell american dicks always look so weird

girl here
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>>674588681

It's a meme.

I can get that way too. It happens when you take a cold shower then get semi erect. Your head gets big and your shaft lets in the blood but the middle portion constricts due to cold
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>>674594831
Show tits or gtfo
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>>674588681
Hoh shit. You should see a doctor about that. Looked like the doctors that did your circumsision took the sides of your dick too
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>>674594005
I only know what I know because I developed a Peyronies dent that scared the shit out of me - happened overnight Since then my dent has partially filled in, but I've developed a smaller one on the opposite side. My dents now seem stable, so that's probably it for me.

Peyronies and Dupuytren's are definitely connected - it's the same thing that affects the fasciae in the hands and the fingers fold over the palm and can't open. Both are recognised as a sort of autoimmune, when the body replaces flexible tissue with rigid, calcified tissue that doesn't belong there. Dupuytren's can be treated somewhat by surgery - Peyronies surgery is more brutal and often less successful.

Whether it recovers will depend on your particular condition and time. It might, but it might not, as the body has to effectively dissolve the calcified tissue.

As an aside, it can also affect the soles of the feet - similar tissue - Ledderhose disease
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>>674594397
You're a heartless bitch - not his fault

>>674594831
read the fucking thread

>>674593866
>>674594956
be fucking careful. A constriction like that implies the spongy tissue of the corpora cavernosae is being restricted and not filling with blood for some reason, which is not normal. It may presage a tendency for some form of arterial sclerosis, but unlikely to be Peyronies, as the stretch doesn't go then return that quickly

And I'm out now
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>>674595282
Fuckwit. Read the thread. Nothing to do with circumcision, even though OP thought it would be a good circumcision troll thread.

Peyronies is no joke

>a genuine information thread on /b/ - whatever next?
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>>674588681
i would say this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphimosis
except you're circumcised, so just botch job i guess
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Phismosis
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>>674596228
see
>>674596150
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Only one solution OP, become a faggot and let men fuck you for the rest of your life
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>>674588681
>bottleneck
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>>674588681
What does it look soft?
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>>674588681
You have a bad case of Corset Dick, my friend.
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>>674596150
Oh fuck you're right...

Op it's super aids!
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>>674588681
hahaha
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