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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hello traveler, and welcome to Sanctuary.
hi i'm definitely not a synth coming here to finish you all lowlives surface-creatures off.
>>674586389
If quads never mention this shit game again
>>674586389
i rape entire settlement
Wanderer, there is a settlement in need of your heee-eeeelp
>*sploosh*
pushed that faggot down a well
>>674587474
Opinions 101: Why /b/ is shit
Featuring aforementioned anon
>>674587778
That was fucking close lad
>>674587965
Anyone have a non potato version
>muh eyes
>>674588082
Just nick valentine telling haters to shove it
My settlers all look like this, every one a walking trophy of my courser kills
Is it just me or does prestons outfit look like a fake faggy cosplayer made it
>>674588312
>give courser outfit to settler
>settler is secretly a courser
Hello.
Roll
>>674588579
Coursers are too valuable to be used as infiltrators.
Thatd be like putting james bond on a stakeout. Besides the infiltrators probably dont know theyre infiltrating before order 66 gets executed
>Fucking synth
>>674589300
GET 'EM!!!
BoS=Nazi Party?
>>674589300
YOU NEED TO LEAVE, SCUM
>>674586389
I am not a synth!
>>674589490
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
There are no synths here....just us friendly human settler friends...
>>674586389
Hello there im but a simpel farmer
>>674589300
Good god
>>674589668
SYNTH!!! SYNTH!!!! CURSES AND HEXES!!!
>>674589639
Protectrons with sound systems are welcome... But no jazz.
Hey, I'm Nick!
Hey guys could you make an exception i need synthetics for my medical condition
>>674589740
Where is your proof?
What is this synth you speak of?
Jesus Christ this thread is riddled with robots.
>>674590002
Hello mayor mcdonough
>>674590002
aaaaaawwwh shit
>>674590028
Sounds like something a synth would say
>>674590147
...
>>674586389
Roll
I live here now
>>674590055
Mmmmmmhmmm
"hey I am new here what would you have me do?"
>>674589988
Right fucking here
>>674590648
Fuck off and kill that mireluk king at spectacle island, sanctuary is a shithole since president trump built the canadian wall
>>674590055
Fucking double synth? KILL THIS FUCKER
>>674589988
Holy shit you dun double synthd
>>674590648
Well, it aint gonna suck itself, isnt it?
>>674590910
Nooo tehmenkendredefened
>>674590648
Stand here, at this armor shop, with no customers besides the general, and never eat or drink. Only sleep for a little bit, then go back to your store.
>>674590648
Tavel across the commonwealth with a bramin and a baseball bat for protection so you can bring loads of purifoed atwer back from the construction site, er and no clothes for you.
>>674591285
No fuck you, he needs to keep his parched eyeballs peeled on the isotope rich horizon ready for me to pop the occasional blue smoke so he can bombard the area with artillery fire only for the enemy to promptly move away from it at the last second
FUCK YOUR SETTLEMENT
>>674591586
No dude, I cannot stress how serious this job is, he NEEDS to be there.
>>674591525
oh okay take a harness, and a pipe pistol, but no rounds, only bludgeoning
>>674591703
Why so he can buy all your raw animal meat? You probably raped their corpses before you butchered them you sick bastard
there is literally nothing wrong with being a synt
>>674592083
Synth lives matter
Bernie says we dont know what its like to be a synth
you know what I call a good day? one that doesnt end without an empty stomach.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
i am not synth!
cant remember the last time I had clean fingernails.
>>674592082
Maybe I fucking did asswaffle, what does it matter? I carved all the thigh meat off, there's no semen on them.
Shit, use some common sense.
>>674592239
Quit talking, keep farming
>>674592448
I hope you arent one of them synths, here to spy on me.
>>674592316
apoco-mudslime
institute is the only good choice
>>674586389
Roll for the hell of it
>>674586389
roll
>>674593166
>>674593244
Bloody synths in MY settlement?
>>674586389
Rolling for undercover synth
>>674593416
We'll show them
>>674593416
Yes fellow human lets punish them
>>674586389
Hello
>>674593478
Damnit. Alright, what's my job?
bumpin
Rollllll
>>674593941
Prostitute
>>674594144
Lemme just slip this transponder here... Courser inbound.
Howdy partner, anyone up for some trade?
If I was a synth, how would I have made it past the captcha?
Boom, lemme in.
THERE
>>674586389
fallout 4 sucked
IS
>>674594961
OP here, this guys a synth.
SANCTUARRRRRYYYYY
I am Jesus.
Step aside faggots im taking this town over
>>674594836 THIS
>>674595013 GUY
>>674595100 IS
>>674595219 A
FUCKING SYNTH
>>674595423
*gets one-shoted by a bloatfly*
Am I allowed in?
Imma fucking rule over everybody.
Rule #1 No Pants or underwear
Rule #2 Seriously guys take off that trousers
Rule #3 Donkey Fucking is illegal so we dont get those arabian Fuckrs here
Rule #4 Beer is for free
Rule #5 No working
Rule # 6 Women arent allowed to deny if some1 asks for a fuck
AND the most important Rule
Rule #7 : WAIFUS ARE REAL AND HAVE TO BE RESPECTED BY EVERYONE
>>674595625
would fuck
Hello i would like to be a new member of your group. I have a clean record as i've done nothing wrong.
>>674586389
Your farm settlement better only have niggers.
>>674597258
Kek
