Waifu claiming thread. Version 11.9
>time for 48h /waifu/
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>survive
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Firsto
>>674573026
But Anon why sleep when I can hope to finish Megadimension Neptunia IV?
Neps Claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
Quick, i need some good, loud songs with sick drops. Otherwise i'm going to start a mass murder.
>>674573483
Dont know if i can help you with that buut im lisening to these now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41BP-0FnzeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpumhuqtlL4
>>674573483
Listen to some 90a nu metal lol
>>674573224
claimu
Ayy
>claimed
Claimed
>>674573483
These might work, gimme a sec and I might find something better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZULkgQPHt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SmOrXAAOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e22wjV8HT_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hEh9LiSzow
>Russian ships being OP again?
What the fuck have you been eating as of recent Anons?
>Question-fag.
>>674573483
Now, here they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bparw9Jo3dk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9EM8T5K6d8
>>674574686
Recently only cookies and cereals with my coffe, and I'm about to eat fried fish with chips
![[mumbled hatred].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mltcIY.jpg "[mumbled hatred].jpg")
>>674574394
No, kids are too loud for my music
>>674574686
2 triple cheeseburger....don't ask
>>674574686
I have been only eating rice for the past three days, just rice nothing with it.
>>674575275
Intresting
>>674575399
You are making me curious.
>>674575450
That is a bit odd in my opinion.
THE L-L-L-L-L-L-EGEND HAS ARRIVED.
CLAIMED: Asuka
I will break you all in my machine. Also. I'm extremely high.
>>674575620
What can I say? I like my rice.
>>674576033
Hello there
>>674574686
Scraps, ramen, rice, shitty hotdogs, and eggs.
Being poor is terrible.
>>674575399
Channeling your Inner-Murrican? I hope you also got large fries and diet coke.
>>674576033
Fuck off Moot. Don't you have an actual job to do now?
>>674576219
Well atleast you got food.
>>674575620
I just say this: You can't get a chewed evidence out of your stomach and that fat kids aren't that fast.
>>674576219
No fries....Just a large milkshake
>>674576206
What's going in here beside KoRn and copies of KoRn?
>>674576539
Alright.
>>674576346
YA! I AM MOOT. TOTALLY. MBAUWHAWUHAWHUAWH. MWUHAUHAHUAUHA. RAHAHAHARRR
>>674576495
Barely. The rice and eggs are fine but I want REAL meat, not these processed bologna tubes.
I haven't had a good steak in months.
>>674576665
Not sure, some Anon asked us what people have eaten recently.
>>674576848
forgot pic
>>674576848
I see. I've done nothing but smoke weed all weekehehehehe....
2 more km to go
>just kill me now
>>674574686
Ramen and ramen
I've got to go for an hour or two, so I'll be back later
Bye guys
>>674577006
Well that is something.
>>674577006
You're so cool, moot.
Smoking Mariwanas and posting Asuka.
Damn I wish I were you.
>>674576790
Well shit, is meat that expensive where you live?
>>674577020
Ramen is good.
>>674577020
>2 more km to go
Go Syndra, you're almost there!
>>674577156
cya Galko!
>>674577306
>>674577156
Have a nice day/night.
>>674577387
Food prices are quite similar the world over.
In other words things that are ridiculously cheap in the first world can be quite expensive elsewhere if you compensate for income.
>>674577387
Here in Texas we have meat ranging from a few cents to a few dollars/Lb.
But who buys dog food and calls it a steak?
Fun fact, the abbreviation for Pound (Lb) comes from the goddess Libra who is always pictured holding a scale.
I'm going to Hell for this.
>>674573483
Idk if im to late but my internet faded on my pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9DMzUVw4C8
>>674578154
>But who buys dog food and calls it a steak?
The poor?
>Fun fact, the abbreviation for Pound (Lb) comes from the goddess Libra who is always pictured holding a scale.
Nice info.
>>674578241
If there's a Hell, we are all going to it. We might as well have fun in the meantime, don't you think?
>>674578599
I agree with you, enjoy life for as long as you live.
>>674578599
>>674578744
Our two sets of dubs confirm
>First class ride to hell
>>674579291
A train isnt as fast as emi, right?
>>674579291
But isn't Emi faster then the train?
>>674579398
Nope. But hey, it's what we get for being sinners.
An eternity of suffering isn't that bad if you have your waifu with you, though.
Every single person here waifu is shit except for >>674578312. You have good taste and should be proud of yourself.
>>674579582
>Going slow
>Emi's biggest nightmare
That'll be the beginning of her punishment. Satan is a twisted motherfucker
>>674578421
Even the poor have standards.
Claimed
>>674579939
>Emi slow
If that happens I think the world will stop moving.
>>674579939
>forced to run in burning tar
Punishments of Hell are fun to imagine
>Tomoko forced to walk the frozen lake
>>674580638
/a/ is shit. piss off
>>674580638
/a/ is shit, /b/ waifu threads are better.
>>674573414
>>674573514
>>674574281
Fuck off normalfags cancer. Go back fucking your 3DPD whores.
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.
Thanks for reading!
UMARU CLAIMED
>>674580998
You mad bro?
>>674581026
What is that creature?
>>674580998
Nice almost trips.
>>674580453
Thank god that'll never happen
>>674580677
We need a hell punishment for the guy posting this >>674580998
>>674580998
>
>>674581562
Yeah thank god.
>>674581759
Don't die!
>>674580453
Emi is like a Spoink (a pokemon): If she'd stop moving, she'd be dead because her heart would stop beating.
>Best German CV Claimed
>>674580998
>my pic
Also Guten Tag everyone
>>674582540
Sweet holy fourth wall breaks.
>>674582609
Well shit, she better not fall asleep then.
>>674582632
Hello, how are you doing.
Not in class today.
Sup
>Rubyanon
Im home... finaly......
Please end me..... by trowing a pomel please....
>>674582757
>>674582757
Playing with Shiki on WoWs
>Wanna join ?
>>674582823
>>674582961
Welcome back
>>674583703
I don't play WoW, sorry.
>>674583308
Not sure how I should respond.
>>674583703
Thanks. Good to be back
It seems that the thread is a bit slow, time to fix it with a question
>What is your favourite anime?
>Question-fag.
>>674584595
The one with they're waifus, baka.
claim
>>674584709
They might like another anime more then the anime their waifu is from. Baka
>>674584595
It's a tie between Gakkou Gurashi and Student Council’s Discretion.
>>674583703
Would love to but i dont have money
>>674584595
That's a hard question... Especially because I have an awful memory and I forgot the name of half the animes I've watched.
But I'll go with Death Note
>FMA: Brotherhood is quite top too
>>674583703
I'd love to join, but i can't now....maybe later
>>674584976
I haven't watched Gakkou Gurashi but I have seen Student Council’s Discretion, it was a good anime
>>674585235
Oh trust me, I have a shit memory too, nice choices.
>>674585032
World of Warships are for free !
>>674585263
>mhm kek gona wait for u
>>674585592
Maybe he/she taught you were talking about World of Warcraft?
>>674585592
Ok im dislectic i missread that
>>674584595
Hard question, cant remember most that i watched so ill give 3 that i can remember the most
Code Geass ,Deadman wonderland, Elfen Lied
Alright another question from question-fag
What video game genere do you like?
Luna is my waifu.
>>674586723
Puzzle games and visual novels (duh), along with adventure games sometimes.
>>674586723
Shooter, RPG and Strategy.
>>674586723
I like RPG's and Strategy games.
Hey guys
I'm back on my computer
>>674580998
Calm Down, friend.
>>674586864
>>674586981
>>674587074
Intresting choices,
How about this, what Game Genere do you hate?
>Question-fag
>>674587245
I hate Puzzle games and educational games, they just piss me off.
>>674585859
>>674586030
Np :D
>>674587165
Wellcome back!
>>674586723
RTS , RPG and FPS
>>674587245
Tower defense and sports games
>>674587857
Hi Ruri ! Whats up ?
>>674587245
Jump'n'runs, Racing games, sports games and every smartphone game exept Plague Inc.
>>674587527
>>674588086
>>674587986
Intresting choices.
I am back, how is everyone doing?
>>674573224
Dude are you retarded!?
There is none of the lore or anything that could describe Syndra. There are like, 5 phrases and thats it. wtf
What's with all these low/medium tier waifus?
Here, Re-l claimed
>>674589019
>Ebola chan low/medium tier waifu
>>674589019
No need to be rude, friend.
>>674587986
Hi there, Graf.
Eh, nothing worth mentioning really.
I'll regret it later, but I only had a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch.
How about you?
>>674589019
Literally who.
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
>>674590187
Hold on I speak Proffesional Russian, I learnt it from CS:GO
Suka Blyat, idi nahui.
>>674590187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Js2ptPlbtY
>>674590320
pideras
>>674590187
привет. что вы делаете?
>still learning russian, but i tink i got this right
>>674590701
Kakiye?
Wait why are people speaking Russian in the thread?
>>674590187
You made telegram right?
>>674591262
Vodka stalin Cyka Blyat
>>674591407
Shit, Vlad vodka suka?
>>674591372
Yeah. I did.
Can't figure out how to use it.
>>674591407
Boris Yeltsin
>>674591606
Send your name ill sand to Nano, he'll add you. But you'll find out, It takes some time
>>674591665
Mikhail Gorbachev
>>674591872
Leonid Brezhnev
>>674591859
It should be Phiish.
>>674592193
Georgy Malenkov
>>674587165
>>674589698
>>674591665
>>674592193
Whos this character?
>>674592436
Galko from Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>674592352
Nikita Khrushchev
>>674592986
Leon Trotsky
>>674592986
thanks home slice <3
jerking off now.
>>674592986
Did somebody say Kruschev?
>>674593098
Yuri Andropov
>>674593256
ok
>>674593280
yes
>>674593280
Go home Kruschev, you are drunk.
>>674593424
Joseph Stalin, this is the last soviet political leader I know.
>>674593597
Konstantin Chernenko
>Slav squat
>>674594011
Nice squats you got there.
>>674593903
Vladimir Lenin, cant believe I forgot about him.
>page 7
bump.
>>674594584
of Course.
Alexei Kosygin
>>674594011
Hi milkman
>>674591859
Can you add me too ?
The name should be Syndraanon
>>674594754
Vladimir Lenin?
Kagura, because her sword has my name on it bruh
>>674594984
Wait shit, I just mentioned him, I have the worst memory.
>>674594984
Lenin is always necessary
>>674595003
ok
Best waifu claimed.
>>674573224
I tried to join one of your threads this afternoon, but apparently my university networked is permabanned on all boards for a number of offences.
>>674573385
>meme waifu
>>674573483
Moin, moin!
I'm too lazy to read through all the comment. What is the discussion about?
>>674594761
I asked, but if nano is gone. we cant add you. But we will wait
>>674595374
People started speaking Russian, me and this anon >>674595215 started naming soviet political leaders for no reason.
>>674595403
ok, thanks.
>>674595572
Excuse me, I was speaking Russian
>>674595808
My bad, sorry about that.
>starting to go low on neps pictures.
>page 9
nope
Can't even fathom just how much of a neck beard or fucking loser you'd have to be to create a thread like this, and then to start it with "Syndra claimed"
Seriously is it difficult living with yourself?
>>674596042
its getting close to image limit, so dont worry about it
Best Ice Queen is mine.
>>674597050
It's ok friend, just calm down
>>674597100
That is true, also this thread has been alive for 3 hours, I am honestly suprised it has lasted this long.
>>674578312
>>674582823
>>674589019
>Top tier edition
Red claimed.
God damn synchros in my foxbody are failing me.
>>674598239
Hi Red
>>674598239
>Ebola chan not top tier.
>>674598402
But I don't know who that is, anon.
>>674598359
Hey Galko
>>674598545
>Was earlier here in the morning
Anon pls.
>>674598545
How are you?
>>674598239
>syndra not included
Sup Red
Ezreal
c:
>>674598545
>But I don't know who that is, anon.
If you don't know Ebola-chan, you haven't been on /pol/ enough, if you don't know the anon, this >>674598694
>>674595572
cyka blyat kurwa indeed. Vodka vodka, schlagbaum.
>>674596042
>only having like 20 pics of your waifu
pleb
>>674598239
Hey Red. what's up?
>Top Tier indeed
>>674598694
But I was on my phone at work family. It's hard to differentiate one pink haird waifu from another on a 4.5" screen.
>>674598807
That would be because the only one in that universe who is top tier is Leona.
>>674598876
Last time I was on /pol/ was 2012
>>674598807
>>674598981
Tearing apart my transmission trying to figure out why my 3rd and reverse gear is fucked.
>>674598894
How dare you good sir, I have around 40.
>>674599228
Oh, sorry then.
Ahri
>>674599242
Fair enough. It's not surprising that there isn't much content for such a low tier waifu, so there's nothing that you could do about it.
>>674599854
>tfw only 40 good artworks of Red
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
>>674599854
>low tier waifu
>low tier
How dare you, Neptune is at the very least a mid tier waifu.
>>674589822
Sorry for not responding
>too lazy to get up when i watch a move
I can say some about my job
>all this bullshit made me stronger
>>674598239
>Graf no included
Guten Abend Red !
>>674573224
How many threads have gone by?
>>674600029
Didn't see ye, Graf.
Included in top tier
>>674600080
I think around two or three since the morning one, things have been slow today.
>>674600197
I see how it is.
>>674599228
>Last time I was on /pol/ was 2012
You've missed A LOT of stuff. /pol/ tried to kill Africa via magic and Ebola-chan and before the whole Trump thing they tried to invoke the "Fimbulwinter", some sort of apocalypse winter (with the help of Winter-chan).
Happy fun times
>Emi
New bread?
>>674600080
Threads have finally gone 24/7.
Syndra always do new bread
>Graf
;_;
That was close
>>674600736
Hahaha! Well,
Of course.
Our time is short.
>>674600981
>>674600981
>>674600981
fuck street signs
