ask a guy who just got a vasectomy anything
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ask a guy who just got a vasectomy anything
do you have any kids?
>>674570791
Do they give you painkillers?
>>674570918
I have two.
>>674571281
they gave me a prescription for tylenol and codene
>>674570791
How bad that shit hurt OP.
>>674570791
don't they make the incision on ur pubic area?
>>674570791
Is this reversible?
Judging by the hole in your ballsac, did you do this by yourself?
>>674571353
holy fuck prescription tylenol!?
>>674570791
I had mine done two years ago next month.. supposed to take a few months to clear out the swimmers that actually swim.. mine took a year and a half.. almost had to go back under the knife..
>>674571417
it was mildy uncomfortable. it's mostly the swelling afterwsrds that is painful.
>>674570791
Had mine about 20 years ago. I had two incisions.
Injections hurt like a motherfucker; surgery painless. I took my own stitches out after a day because they itched.
>>674571482
Nope. Scrotum. I had it done back in 99.
>>674571482
no they are disconnecting your testicles
>>674571665
Fuck Bro how the fuck do you deal with that pain. That's what I fear most. That big Ss needle going next to your nut.
Age, price, and what state you are in?
>>674570791
I had mine done almost 18 years ago, dumb question... did you feel it up in your stomach when they pull the vas out to cut? I did... felt like they were pulling my intestines out through that hole.
Oh and in case you are wondering... your first nut is going to be glorious.
>>674571488
it is reversible. but its way more expensive and health insurance won't cover it.
>>674570791
that scar it is never gonna heal?
>>674571793
xanax.. ask the doc for them tell them theres no way you can do it.. I took 4 mg was in i dont give a fuck land
>>674571488
and no I didn't do it myself. I went to planned parenthood.
>>674571300
How does it feel knowing that they will die because of you?
>>674570791
How would you restructure federal health care reform?
>>674570791
Why don't you wanna be a real man anon? Only betas do shit like this.
>>674571859
price? I dunno. I read somewhere it was about 10 grand. I am 32 and live in California. it was covered by insurance.
Why would you be stupid enough to get a vasectomy when RISUG will be available to the public in a few years at the most?
>>674571889
there will probably be a scar there for years.
>>674572123
Holy shit really? In AZ and they make you go on a waiyibg list to be told you cant have a vasectomy untill you are 26.
>>674571926
Fuck Bro. Must be some strong shit to make your mind flip like that kek.
After the pills you really didn't feels?
>>674572077
you go ahead and knock up some dumb bitch at a party and deal with her baby mama drama bs. I'll go out and screw random bitches worry free.
>>674572179
Explain risug
>>674571353
>tylenol and codene
you must be in agony
>>674572035
I dunno. anyone who comes into a hospital just gets taken care of, and the bill just goes to the government. thats how they do it in cananda.
>>674571793
First time I didn't know what to expect. Fuck me! Gripped the edges of the bench, clammy hands and broke into a cold sweat - thought I was going to pass out and you don't flinch when there's a man with a needle embedded in your groin. Then he proceeded to cut and tie that side.
The absolute worst part was I knew he was about to inject the other side, and it was as bad as I remembered. The relief when it was over while he cut.
Would I do it again? Absolutely - you can stand anything for 20 secs or so.
I really milked it with the wife though, as she got to stop fucking around with her hormones - she was suitably grateful
>>674572342
Explain google
but fine, essentially like a vasectomy but reversable anytime and with less chance of complications that fuck your dick up
also cheaper afaik
>>674572342
Isn't that the shit where they inject some sort of plastic or binding agent into your balls?
>>674572266
nah I felt it but I was fucked up.. he gave me 2 2mg pills 1 to take 30 min before I got there 1 to take the night before.. I just didnt take 1 the night before to help me the day of.. for the pain I got 15 5/300 vicodins. a lot of people dont get shit my doctor was nice I guess
>>674572448
I'm uncomfortable and its hard to walk around. but I'm not in excruciating pain or anything.
>>674570791
Why the fuck would someone ever do this?
>>674572548
it's different now. they open you up, and slice off a chunk of your vas deferens, sealing it with a a soldering iron. I could see smoke. that was the freakiest part.
>>674572823
I bet it smelled pleasant too.
>>674572682
So you don't have any oops. Going bareback all the time without worry is fucking awesome.
>>674572682
why would you wanna risk getting a girl pregnant? I have kids already. I don't need any more.
>>674572823
> I could see smoke
holy shit, imagine that - balls on fire
>>674572904
I couldn't really smell much. they are like wet spaghetti noodles. the doctor showed them to me afterwards.
>>674572308
I don't screw around with random bitches since I'm not a degereate fucktard.
>>674572921
>implying you're immune to aids
How much did it hurt?
What did it cost?
>>674573051
lol you really gonna tell a girl at a party "sorry I don't know you young lady. I must wait until we know each other before consumating my love. perhaps until marriage. "
I want one done, but I'm on Medicaid. Anyone know if the government will pay for this for me?
>>674573221
this
>>674573151
not that much. the initial pinch when they opened me up was the worst.
>>674573221
I dunno insurance covered it.
>>674573274
yes. they will.
>>674570791
So when u have an orgasm do u shoot out nothing?
>>674573145
if you have been with a girl for a lomg time and you aren't going to have any kids its perfect.
>>674571300
Good for you! Did you get it so you don't have to where condoms?
>>674573600
yeah you still produce semen but there's no sperm. semen comes from rhe prostate. sperm are made in your testicles.
>>674573669
yes! condoms are bogus. and condoms can break.
>>674572033
Not OP. That makes no fucking sense, mate
>>674573508
Sweet.
>>674573910
yeah I didn't understand that question at all...
>>674573711
So u will ejaculate only the clear fluid, I want to get this done but I have a lot of doubts, I'm not worry about pain cause I can buy oxys but not shooting sperms would be a no for me
>>674570791
Congratulations! How old are you? I'm looking into it as well, 32y two kids, condoms annoy me and wife on hormones turns into a zombie.
>>674573787
I'm guessing your wife's getting off birth control too. She's going to be way more horny
>>674573221
>cost
In germany it costs about 500 bucks
>>674574179
Irregular period tho
>>674574155
same. 32 w 2 kids.
>>674574154
yes you atill ejaculate semen.
>>674570791
6 years after mine, no looking back. Best thing I've ever done.
>>674574661
Nice
>>674573051
Bc you can't get any faggot. People like me who fuck 4 chicks need this shit.
>>674574661
I have a buddy of mine who sort of inspired it. got his done 20 years ago when he was my age. no kids tho.
>>674574855
lol yup
>>674574661
do you cum less amount than before?
did you notice changes in your testosterone? are you as horny as before?
>>674574179
I already can't handle her as it is.
>>674575083
sharing is caring
>>674574999
I'm still recovering. only had it done wed. so I can't really answer any of those questions.
>>674571926
i saw the word xanax and had to stop on this thread. I fucking love xanax and get them illegally from my dudes. But i love them so much. Makes me so happy and feel great. I want to get them prescribed 2mg makes life amazing. Love you all so much. Haviggfun
>>674573614
this x10.
Exactly why I did it. BC pills are not a good long-term idea
>>674570791
did you shave it or did they?
But... But why?
>>674575336
I shaved it. but I keep it shaved all the time anyway.
>>674574154
No, Ironically the spermatozoa don't add the white - afterwards you can't tell any difference as the fluid you cum mostly comes from the prostate - same colour, same consistence, same taste, same smell before and after.
>>674575392
its been answered many times above.
>>674575392
Suggest you read the thread
Then I suggest you fuck off
>>674570791
Why the fuck isn't that wound stitched?
>>674575083
You lucky dog, all best
>>674573036
goodness gracious
>>674575900
it is stiched, but bleeding is normal. actually I think I may have popped one or two.
>>674572572
>Explain google
People who bitch about having to provide sources or explanations for their own claims are the worst kinds of faggots anon. Don't be a faggot.
>>674574999
No changes at all. Only the test to verify it worked could tell the difference.
>>674573042
Did you tell your doctor not to fucking do that?
>>674576601
lol I was kinda curious. but no way I could have looked when they were doing it. lotta blood though.
>>674570791
since the balls are disconnected, does it still hurt if you get hit in the balls?
how does it feel to become a permanent betafag?
>>674575512
Oh shit that's awesome then, I will get it done as my super hot wife doesn't wanna gain any weight and I want her like that too, I guess a little nip to nut it's worthy
>>674576810
well I would assume so. theres still nerve endings down there. it's not like they removed my testicles.
>>674576846
feels pretty good when I fuck your mom and don't have to worry about giving you a brother or sister.
>>674571861
Tell me about this glorious nut. I am considering this since I have kids already and wanna creampie till I die.
>>674577262
yeah seriously. I have to wait at least 7 days before I can have sex again. its gonna be like nutting for the first time I bet.
>>674573910
>>674574053
>>674574053
Not the person who asked but I think they meant that because the children are born, they are automatically meant to die.
>>674576397
>claim
I didn't make a claim, he literally wanted to be spoonfed the definition of RISUG
that goes beyond demanding sources or explanations in terms of laziness, don't be a faggot and stand for it
