![fry [19947].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RMFfunL.jpg "fry [19947].jpg")
Ask a suicidal anon anything.
If you are also depressed, ask me anything harder; im a psychologist.
post tits?
im depressed as shit and i want to know why the fuck you are a faggot
>>674569673
Can you buy me Xbox live gold plz
hi, why is that that almost all psychologist I know have more mental issues than the rest of the population?
>>674569673
Just kill yourself, pussy.
>>674569673
what is the best way to kill yourself
Paxil and therapy. 60% of the time, it works every time.
>>674569673 how did you draw fry like that OP
also no need to suicide :)
>>674569673
Suicidal Psychiatrist. Cool band name
>>674569931
something for death metal i guess?
>>674569830
Because we have to deal with yours.
>>674569895
Live till heart stops
>>674569919
Not for me.
I have a question.
What is the point?
>I'm a psychologist
Said every 10th grade girl to take an intro psychology course ever
>>674570022
Of what?
>>674569996
Classical jazz actually
>>674570047
I have a degree, kid.
hey op, go take a shit on some church steps or something fun like that.
dubs makes it so
>>674570092
Pics or it didn't happen.
I do not leave my house i shit in the chair i am sitting in , i have millions of dollars given to me , i am 409 pounds Over weight. Can you help me or am i fucked?
>>674570051
Exactly.
>>674570022
Why would you ask someone who is suicidal what the point of living is? That seems pretty stupid.
>>674570234
call trump
>>674569673
Have you started having the dreams yet? The ones where you end up acting out your wishes to die?
>>674570019
but what if your heart stops from a heroin overdose
>>674569673
can i diagnostic myself of chronic depression?
>>674570234
Sure I could help you. Hirr me and ill slap the food out if your mouth for a month.
>>674570321
Fuck no.
>>674570322
I don't have wishes to die. Im suicidal not .proactive
>>674570252
Didn't ask about living. Just what is the point, just in general, how to derive any form of meaning from any of this bullshit that we all wade through every fucking day.
>>674569673
I want to ask you, why are you suicidal? Is there anything specific getting you down?
>>674570481
Being "suicidal" means you want to die. If you don't want to die, then you're just an attention seeking whore.
>>674570522
Its basically the same thing.
>>674569673
heres a question, if i already tried to kill myself at a young age, then failed, and only beat myself up about it, and take adderall to force myself to get up in the morning, after realizing theres no point to it all i still do it. my question is, what reason do you have for getting out of bed, and what would you say i should tell others who are suicidal, because honestly if the suicide is logical i believe they should go ahead
>>674569673
yeah......no, im not going to ask a suicidal psychologist anything. youre not mentally stable to be providing assistance to anyone. fuck outta here u fucking dirty whore.
>>674569673
Take some mushrooms fam,cure that depression
>>674570566
Yes my genetic disorder that causes depression.
>>674570622
No being suicidal means you have suicidal ideation. I don't want to die, my brain does.
>>674570738
I don'thave a reason. Don'tneed one.
>>674570808
Mushrooms just make me sick. Work on my cluster headaches though.
>>674570649
It's not tied to being alive specifically. I just thought someone who is considering removing themselves from existence might have some insight as to what the journey of life is actually about.
Surely if you've decided dying would be better then you must have some well thought out reasoning behind it right?
>>674570904
but how did you draw fry!
>>674569673
find a cause to fight for. Go buy a metal detector and go to the park with it. Start hiking. Eat more fruits and veggies. Take a small dose of magic mushrooms or lsd. Smoke some weed and read. Get a shitty guitar and go out in public and find others with a shitty guitar and learn to jam. Go out for a walk in nature. Do some shit other than posting that you need help. Help yourself to everything that is around you now and try to look forward to later with some work to do.
>>674569673
Why do I feel obligated to continue living?
>>674570022
>>674570322
>>674570522
>>674570566
>>674570622
>>67457098(fore)
nice gets
>>674569673
>psychology
lol
>>674570987
Using my hands.
>>674570910
No. Not how it works. Its an impulse, not thought out.
>>674571122
Because genetics.
>>674571126
Yeah okay. Idiot.
>>674570991
Yeah I did all that. Didnt help.
>>674569673
What do you think about killing yourself to reach the Astral Plane sooner?
>>674571224
You have yet to prove you have a degree. You look more like a pseudo-intellectual to me.
>>674571312
No such thing.
>>674571224
>Because genetics
Thanks, I'll be sure to go against my obligation later then.
>>674571122
nice
>>674570987
whoops didn't mean to cut your number off sorry lad
>>674571224
>idiot
you sound very upset that your "science" isn't a very good science.
are you projecting onto me m8?
>>674571351
Oh, I thought you were insulting the whole field. Plenty of idiots doing that these days.
>>674571397
Like this asshole.
>>674571397
>Nice
Anon-Kun, I'm confused.
>>674570904
>I don't want to die, my brain does
The meatsuit you call a body doesn't have independent feelings. Separating the brain from the consciousness is a pretty idea, but it's ultimately useless. Your brain controls all.
>>674571489
dubs lad
>>674569673
What led you to try to kill yourself?
>>674571224
If it was impulse you'd have done it already, fuck off back to tumblr
>>674571609
Awh shit, thanks mate.
>>674571648
>11
>>674571648
>>674571518
Not all of my brain is my mind; lots of it is independent of me.
You know, because otherwiseeven minor damage would kill me?
>>674571619
When did I say I tried?
>>674571648
The knowledge you have of depression wouldfit in a thimble.
>>674571619
>implying he's attempted
>>674571835
>Not all of my brain is my mind; lots of it is independent of me.
>You know, because otherwiseeven minor damage would kill me?
nigga wat
>>674571956
Basic philosophy of biology anon. Read a book.
>>674572094
point me to your source fam
>>674571835
You said you were suicidal, you didn't point out it is only suicidal thoughts
>>674571940
You have no clue, you massive cunt.
If you really are depressed, you don't post spasticated shit like this.
>>674569673
Oh it's you again, hi!.. How are you today?
>>674572292
I am suicidal. I fit the medical definition.
>>674572399
How about you read a book before commenting on shit you dont know about?
>>674572431
Could be worse. You?
>>674569673
change your POV. You probably believe that you are entitled to things. I don't think our ancestors were suicidal. They knew they had to work for what they got. They didn't expect anything from this world, but had to manipulate the world to get what they wanted. So OP, the world doesnt give a rat's ass about your depression. The world is cruel and unfair. Suck it up. You get what you give. Stand up and fight, anon.
should I quit my job and sell everything I have and move to russia to teach english for a year ?
I've been studying russian for half a year now and I have the opportunity to do it
>>674572554
>muh bookz
>>674572633
p smart dubs tbqphafwy fam
>>674572702
yes
>>674572633
The genetics of at least some forms of depression and suicide are older than humans.
Seems your world view is clearly and obviously wrong.
>>674572702
Do you have a job lined up?
>>674569673
Where can I find basic psychology knowledge? I don't trust Internet but maybe you can give me the right links
>>674572554
Yes because reading a book will prepare me for the huge arrays of complications and the struggles of life. Sounds like you've read a few books yourself.
You are a mong.
>>674572554
Self analysis does not one make one thrully know what you have.
You should leave 4chan for now, get medical help.
Get hopped on pills then come back and wildly shitpost on how high you are for the first week or so.
I also recomend you go to /soc/ it's better for depressed people.
>>674572821
why don't you prove your way is right before calling everyone else wrong first fampai
>inb4 idiot
>>674572821
>Seems your world view is clearly and obviously wrong
>implying there is a "correct" world view
All world views are just the best models we can come up with to describe reality. FInish high school first before you talk to me again.
>>674572821
yes, the government pays you.
>>674572872
Read the dsm-5 and icd-10.
>>674572892
It sure would help with that ignorance.
>>674572901
Already did all that. /b/ is my home. Ill stay here.
>>674572947
We already came up with a method to do that. S'called science.
>>674572961
Already got a bach, working on masters. If a model doesn'tmatch reality, it is wrong.
Yours is wrong. Mine may not be right, but yours is surely wrong. Because evidence and science.
>>674573017
I actually work in industry.
>>674569673
"Good News Fry! Due to radioactive contamination of the ship hull, you have grown the most splendid pair of tits! Now please, let us examine them. For SCIENCE!"
I remember that episode
[spoiler] that episode is now [/spoiler]
>>674573133
I laughed. Thank you. Bern about a week.
>>674569673
Will you film your suicide?
>>674573133
dubs confirm
show tits op
>>674573132
>Read the dsm-5
I'm sorry, but I thought you were an actual psychologist....? You ought to know that it is illegal for anyone other than a licensed psychologist to posess or look through the DSM handbook. Your professor can't even allow you look at it....
>>674573300
I wont be suiciding. At least not for a while, Ihope.
>>674569673
I have not left my bed for years. Please send help.
>>674569673
In order to get laid i need money, in order to get money i need to get laid?
>>674573442
What? Its freely available online. I have a copy in my apartment, which I bought at a public book store.
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>674573512
What'syour address?
>>674573546
Jobs don'trequire sex.
>>674573132
>Yours is wrong. Mine may not be right, but yours is surely wrong. Because evidence and science.
Sure anon. Having a gene associated with being suicidal doesnt make you suicidal. The gene can be dormant for all we know. There is very little ancient literature that talk about hurr durr i'm suicidal coz life sucks. People back then committed suicide due to honor or far less moronic reasons than the reasons of modern people. I guess it shows when one obtains a bach degree from a low-tier school. Case in point: you.
>>674573512
how do you survive?
Why doesn't my ps3 play games? I took it out a tore off the gears so the game will just sit in there and wont spit but it still doesnt
>>674573728
>what's your address
what's yours? ;^)
>>674574023
did you make sure your device was plugged in?
>>674569830
Because that's what encourages them to get into it. They're fucked and want to know why. You know, like kids asking why they can't have candy bars. OP is just a spoiled kid who stole their parent's money to pay for a crappy degree that could be replaced by an equally difficult and higher-paying neurology degree.
>>674573842
Not sure you know how biology works, fella.
>>674574052
Already spread it on /b/ once. Just go find it.
>>674574447
I picked up psych on accident; im a programmer and cs major by trade. Also I didnt have help from my parents.
But by all means, keep talking Freud. Im sure you'll getSOMETHING right eventually.
>>674574513
awrite, buddy.
>>674574513
you're kinda a major faggot m8
>>674574740
>Bringing up Freud
Oh, you're just pretending then. Only highschool kids who googled "Waht did Freud think" or took a high-school course in sociology bring him up. You're totally self-imposing, OP. Dunning Kruger syndrome much? And all those other things high-school kids learn.
>>674574023
Yea it's plugged in you fucking idiot...
>>674574950
try shitting on it
>>674574779
Glad we agree, pal
>>674574859
What are you, australian?
>>674574884
Wow, it was me insulting you and that makes me the high school student? Go back to college, pseudointellectual. I got sick of that long ago; that'swhy Igraduated.
>>674574950
Are you sure?
Hi, I am with the Marion County police department and we need to see proof that you are a license "psychologist" or somehow employed in the field of psychiatric health.
>>674575031
Oh, whoah, multi-syllabic words. It's clear you're a /true/ intellectual with a college degree in a field you're spamming the buzzwords of.
>>674575069
Fuck the police
>>674575031
>this cuck doesn't even meme
r u new op?
>>674575069
Where even is marion and how would you claim jurisdiction?
>>674575196
I thought it would be ghastly.
>>674575031
whatever you believe, fam
>>674575358
Fucking nigger.
>>674575298
Fuck you, stingray. Go back to the ocean and leave us human anons alone.
>>674575358
Nigger...
What would Freud say if he knew I have a massive fetish for traps? Since obviously you know all about Freudian psychology and how accurate it is.
>>674569673
a) tits
b) pls love me ;_;7
>>674575570
Don'tknow, how did you?
>>674575718
Faggot fucker. Get good English.
>>674575031
Yea man its really plugged in good can you just buy me a new ps3?
Why? Please answer me.
>>674575815
That english wasnt poor in any way.
>>674575701
ily
>>674575941
just like, cuz bro
>>674576201
your tits
>>674576537
That aint op
>>674576650
psychology is kind of bullshit to be honest
>>674572187
>Implying he has sources
>>674577045
Non, is reel science!
They totally have evidence for all their hypothesis', matching the five-sigma likelihood other fields demand. Si.
>>674577148
kinda suspiciously looking like a false flag there
i'm not saying you can't recreate the experiments
you know, reproduce results to show it works
it's just that it rarely achieves the end goal, helping people with mental illnesses
>>674577045
Depends on the area. A LOT of machine learning comes out of psych, and infliences a lot of what you do and what you see.
However, it is a rather soft science for now; neurology is much harder and more strict.
>>674577148
Hahahaha you think most science meets five sigma? I've only seen a handful positing more than p > 0.01, which is not five sigma.
>>674577291
.That's...not the end goal of psychology. That'sthe end goal of medicine.
>>674569673
I'm not depressed.
My shrink says I have anti social personality Disorder.
Why does he use a term with such negative connotations when he could just say I'm very compartmentalized?
>>674577439
Because the two phrases are jot identical in meaning.
>>674577439
go outside
>>674577376
consider suicide
>>674577567
Consider it every day.
>>674577376
my only interactions with psychologist are ones in the mental health field so i guess there's that.
>muh bias is showing
>>674577623
thats the first step, good
now do you have a camera?
also you should start putting considerable thought into your method
>>674577656
Really? Not therapists or psychiatrists?
Psychologists usually do research.
>>674577745
Yeah im not committing suicide anytime soon, sorry.
>>674569673
what if i just don't have the energy anymore? i get that it could be great. im 30, career, smart. so many people close to me have died, though (drugs, suicide, random acts of life). not family; i don't talk to my family often and it's okay. i'm interested in a lot. i see a lot of opportunity. but no energy for any of it..... i'm just done. i've hung on for 2 years now like this. i've gotta be done or i guess i can start using hard drugs.... lol.... (real, legit option, though)
>>674577781
most of the mental health professionals i've met majored in psychology.
>>674578085
Try 4-fa. It'llgive you energy and empathy with little to no long term side effects.
stop coming here and not posting tits
sage goes in all fields
>>674569673
>Self diagnosed;
>Self appointed;
>Self righteous
>>674577900
>thinks killing yourself is for someone else's benefit
you're awfully at risk if you hold that attitude, sorry
>>674571956
>This
The fuck are you trying to say anon? You had impulses, that are beyond your control right? Why haven't you died? Your brain stops making impulses? I know this is not how depression or suicide comes to fruition. You're just explaining it like shit.
How close have you actually come to death? I'm starting to doubt your authenticity.
>>674578322
Im not self diagnosed, sorry.
>>674578239
Interesting! Where do you live, broadly?
>>674578385
What?
>>674578560
america
it's usually either
a) medicine (psychiatrist)
b) psychology (therapist)
c) social work (case worker)
>>674578560
what's your diagnosis
>>674578560
it's a joke about how most suicides/notes are about the world. some girl that spurned them. some failure to succeed in your career. very rarely do you hear somebody say i'm just killing myself because that's what appeals to me. suicide is the logical conclusion to existentialism anyway. nothing you do can have meaning so your wasting your energy in going on. don't worry if you don't get the joke.
>>674578957
Major clinical depression with melancholic subtype.
>>674578971
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
>>674579140
not everybody has the carbon copy sense of humor comedy critics like to imply.
>if i didn't laugh it's not funny
is an autistic as fuck pov, bb.
>>674579140
>depression
gtfo failed normie
>>674579343
I never implies humor is objective. Just that that wasn't funny.
>>674579717
Not even sure what that means, but it sure sounds autistic.
know any cool parlor tricks? i heard asking somebody to remember a few double digit numbers and then asking them to choose a snack will make them prefer a healthy one over an unhealthy one. truly psychology is an amazing science that really is making meaningful strides in improving the lives of everyine.
>>674579757
>ust that that wasn't funny.
are you saying stupid shit on purpose or you really don't know what the word subjective means?
if there's one thing i hate more than women
it's psychologists
>>674579905
Hey, prove me wrong.
>>674580253
Sounds like you need a psychiatrist then. Contact me in 10 years.
>>674580294
take some lsd and reread it
>>674580378
$$$
>>674580706
Im at work, will salvia or dmt suffice?
>>674569673
Why shouldn't all the depressed people be granted euthanasia? We have organs to donate, and they would definitely be of more use to someone happy.
Psychology is a joke. Muster up some fucking spirit and become a responsible human being. Or kill yourself and do the world a favor. One less selfish moron to contend with
>>674580923
Most depressed people don't want to die.
>>674580958
So you think Ican overcome genetics through sheer will power?
Unlikely.
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>>674580841
it's your trip, man
>>674581138
maybe if you killed yourself we could study your brain and cure it
>>674581404
Sounds unlikely. We have plenty of depressed brains.
>>674570622
>muh genetics
You're the same fuckhead from yesterday, that wants to drag everyone down to his stupid level.
>>674571351
Even foot geniuses have better responses than this crap.
>>674581594
Did you quote the wrong person?
>>674569673
Hey OP, want to bone before you do it? I mean, you have nothing to lose right?
>>674581585
psh
>day of autopsies
>autopsies of brains that weren't medicated for it
the world needs more unmedicated mentally ill people to kill themselves outside morgues
>>674572554
>diagnosed myself
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>>674570022
Life is only meaningful if it's eternal.
>>674581977
daily reminder nothing is eternal = nothing has meaning
>>674581860
No, as mentioned several times, a doctor did.
>>674581745
>>674581764
I never said I was committing suicide, but Iwould have one thing to lose. My standards.
>>674581977
What a crock of shit
>>674582049
What a crock of shit.
>>674581138
›muh genetix
Its the same argument as the fat SJW and feminists try to make. Do something about it dont come with this "woe is me" attitude. You people want this attention so god damned much and try to spin it into a "feel bad for me im so depressed life is hard blah" thing. Newsflash life is hard for everyone. People deal with shit everyday and the last thing we need is muh feels muh genetix autists crying about themselves
when will u grow up and deal with your problems? everyone has problems, life sucks, get a helmet.
>>674573132
>neurobiology psychiatrist who is suicidal working in industry well attending class and answering questions on /b/ in order to convey his self diagnosed genius.
Now you just need sunglasses and a new haircut
>>674582190
You assume Idid nothing. Why?
>>674582215
You assume I don't. Why?
>>674582249
Im not male, im anon. And im not conveying genius at all, no idea where you got that idea.
Also id be a neuropsychopharmacologist, I guess.
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>>674582099
>current understanding of physics
>a crock of shit
this is why everybody else in stem hates you guys.
>>674579140
>major
>clinical
>side of melancholy
Are you depressed or ordering a burger
>>674582549
Kek
>>674582099
Isn't that what suicidal means? That you are contemplating suicide. I'm not a psychologist, but it seems like I'm not making much of a leap there. And HEY! You don't even know what I look like.
>>674569673
Suppose one was unable to take lithium for medical reasons. Is there an alternative for bipolar that isnt neuroleptics?
>>674582249
a lot of nutjobs go into mental health because... well, because they're nutjobs.
>>674582445
Im also computer science, tough guy. We own that domain, not physics.
Now suck on machine learning.
>>674582549
Both. Lunch time.
>>674582745
The medical establishment is much more precise with their definitions.
>>674582758
Seroquel.
>>674582758
Heroin
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>>674582841
>tough guy
>>674581745
Totally did. OP is a massive tool. The anon I responded to is not.
>>674582758
postitutes and blow
>>674582099
>mentioned
Hey, you're a liar. Pathologic.
>>674583105
When did nevada start coming to my threads.
>>674582758
i like to regulate with copious amounts of alcohol
it keeps me in a consistently cozy state of despair and helplessness
>>674582409
>I'm a dumb chick
First honest thing you've said all thread
>>674583295
That's a great way to end up dead.
who isnt fucked up anyway
>>674583399
I said Iwas anon, not female. Keep up.
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>>674583399
checked
>>674583425
i don't see how
>>674582841
>The medical establishment is much more precise with their definitions.
Lol look at that superiority complex. I always find that with mental health people. You guys are always so self righteous. I am getting my masters in Healthcare Admin and that is what I have constantly noticed throughout my time as an intern and employee at hospitals. Everyone said it was the physicians who were going to be the most aggravating, but it's 100% the mental health people. That and you guys generate no revenue.
>>674583295
Great for getting to sleep during mania, and somehow I am never hungover, but I gives me a terrible case of the sticky shits in the morning.
>>674583517
>keep up
Same confused tranny that made a thread yesterday.
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>>674583642
this, and with barely the vaguest notion of what defines mental illness
>>674583570
Are you blind?
>>674583642
Yeah, precision keepspeople from getting killed. Which is why im precise. Nothing superior about it; different domains use different .language
I think you are just upset about something else and projecting it on me.
>>674569673
I find that over the last 15 years I've lost all empathy for people. I know (literally here, it's a fact) that most of them are leagues dumber than I am and it's making it hard to choose a new career (I switch up every few years. Bored very easily and repetition in work makes it worse) since most involve dealing with retards.
I still empathize with animals but that's it. I am also very manipulative, totally unremorseful, and hide all of the above very well.
I am tall, fit, and good looking so ass is easy to get too. Not religious and definitely going to kill myself some time in my 40s or 50s (early 30s now) due to not wanting to waste away.
Is the contempt and lack of empathy temporary or is this just it now?
>>674583804
tbh i'd rather stay eternally depressed than have the swings fam
>>674583950
no but just like a gun never killed anybody alcohol aint gunna kill you either... furthermore it's plain as you're a troll that you weren't talking about alcohol poisoning.
>>674584101
Normally temporary angst. If you don't make changes in your life it won't go away and you'll author threads like this.
Sounds like aspd. Maybe ask a doctor.
>>674584260
I prefer manic to depressed. I love doing shit and would rather skip down the street singing that be in bed 18 hours a day wondering why I don't even have the motivation to commit suicide
>>674583950
>I think you are just upset about something else and projecting it on me.
It always has to have some deeper meaning with you people and I'm not upset at all. I'm just hungover in bed calling out another (seemingly) self righteous mental health "professional". I am in the industry and even though my focus is more on finances and operations I still run into you guys from time to time.
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>>674584101
literally nothing wrong with misanthrope
>>674584557
who wouldn't prefer feeling like god? but when you come back down settling into the darkness again is harder than having just stayed in it. have to readjust and it sucks.
>>674584676
Might as well have said "not even mad bro". Id have believed you the same amount and not have to read so much garbage.
Be considerate.
>>674583950
>>674584676
why don't the two of you put your immense heads together and figure out a way to stop charging an arm and a leg for treatment instead of god knows what you're doing now
>can literally see any specialist in the world except a psychiatrist because fucking exorbitant prices
![67a118e4c2ff1f7f3068af7793cd7b8d625f1970fea17c95ba74f42416fd3a75_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ej6xMoQ.jpg "67a118e4c2ff1f7f3068af7793cd7b8d625f1970fea17c95ba74f42416fd3a75_1[1].jpg")
>>674585033
>>674584893
oh shit bruv u a tarp?
>>674585083
>>674585033
Where do you live?
>>674569673
What made you want to be a psychologist?
>>674569673
ok i have a question, maybe you can give me advice:
I have a rly high IQ, psychologically tested and shit. when i was in school, i never had to do shit for my classes to pass, i just went to school, wrote my tests and thats it. didnt even learn for my final exams.
now im in university and times where i can just be lazy in the afternoon are over, but i find it extremely hard to motivate me for anything. whenever i start learning or working for university i have the really strong urge to stop and do something else, even if this "something else" bores me
wat do ?
>>674585334
america
>>674585343
>I'm lazy what do
Kill yourself
>>674585336
I picked up the entire major onaccident on college. It was my side classes, and Irealized Ionly needed an extra 12 credits to get a major.
>>674585343
You have adhd. Go ask a doctor for adderall
>>674584893
I feel like I've been pretty considerate. Honestly wasn't trying to be a jackass.
>>674585033
Yea I totally agree with you and it comes down to the way insurance generally operates. I'm actually surprised about the psychiatrist bit, because that is usually covered by most comprehensive plans. It's stuff like therapy and other mental health services which aren't usually covered. It all comes down to mental health services not being very profitable.
>>674585410
Yes I got that. What part? I can help you out if it is eastern corridor. Im in nyc.
>>674585505
Feels aren't always reals.
>>674585505
the insurance company doesn't wanna meet the psychiatrists demands
and vice versa
fucking deadlock, man
>>674585580
jew york as well but i'm a hard case so no worries
>>674585584
Find one in network. Who is your insurer?
you're not depressed or suicidal you're an attention seeker. You're upset you don't get the men's attention.
Now show tits or gtfo you dumb cunt.
>>674584732
I try to be like butters, even when I feel absolutely nothing.
![76dc39e7d1221b5275a5d1f36a868191087b8d9e1383976821[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fWvuYwb.gif "76dc39e7d1221b5275a5d1f36a868191087b8d9e1383976821[1].gif")
>>674585471
>I picked up the entire major onaccident on college. It was my side classes, and Irealized Ionly needed an extra 12 credits to get a major.
>>674585707
currently trying to find one
i call my insurance company once every two weeks
they gimme three numbers
i call they say they won't see me or i go to an intake and they say they won't take me as a patient
>>674585826
this
>>674585768
>show dick or gtfo
what a fag
>>674585862
Hmmmmm. I don't know what to tell you. Try using their website. If you have a big one like cigna or united it should be really easy.
>>674585679
Really?! I can get you into a few clinics next week, free of charge!
Im on long island, im hoping you aren't brooklyn!
What kind of psychologist are you? Research or clinical? Phd?
Who is your favorite psychologist?
>>674586262
She will probably try to get you into a shitty FQHC. Don't do it anon. Find a good Dr.
>>674586262
fuck clinics, man
seriously
i just need a psychopharmacologist and clinics are always trying to fucking rehabilitate you and shit
>>674586436
this is what i want and it is so fucking frustrating
>>674586436
>>674586496
Well, Isuppose ill just keep that money and favor deep in my pocket then. Cant say I didn'ttry.
Do you have a time where you have more suicidal thoughts?(morning, nights)
>>674570247
Exactly what?
>>674586688
can't say you weren't told not to offer it in the first place either, poopyface
>>674586766
is this an ama thread?
op, were you ever wiping your ass and your finger broke through the paper and you kinda liked how it felt so you stuck it all the way up?
>>674586547
If you are on medicaid it will be difficult. Hope you have private HCI.
>>674586688
What are you even implying..?
>>674586834
Yup. Very true.
>>674586982
Nothing. Stater it quite clearly.
>>674587211
What kind of place do you work where you can bribe health professionals? It was more of a rhetorical question. That is against so many laws.
>>674587462
mexico
>>674587462
I said before, im a programmer. And who said bribe? Ill just cover the costs myself.
Nothing illegal about paying for someone else's.treatment
>>674569673
im killing myself after a month or so. how some things to take care first. So just came into thread, sum me up on why u want to kill urself! I might give mine after, but i doubt you will understand.
since you're in the field... can you tell me what kind of progress is being made? i mean, is our understanding of mental illness stagnant. you never hear about breakthroughs in groundbreaking new treatments and shit like that. medications have essentially been the same since, the early 80's? any hope for somebody with something like bipolar?
>>674587622
the best laid plands of mice and men, my nigger
>>674587599
Oh, my bad, I thought you were OP.
>>674587622
I don't want to kill myself. Im suicidal. I have uncontrollable idealations of commuting suicide and intense depresoon.
But I still want to live. Otherwise, id be dead.
>>674587719
?Huh We have new medications come out every year. It isn't stagnant at all.
>>674587800
wtf is a pland?
>>674587893
I am op, the programmer.
>>674587719
not OP but the NIH has started to limit funding to research that is biologically based and called out "me too" meds that seem to spring up year after year.
>>674587921
>?Huh
you really don't know, gotcha
>>674588199
this is actually good news
>antipsychotics probably aren't even targeting the right parts of the brain
>>674587921
Oh, so i guess you take pills, talk to other psychologists about ur feelings, etc.?
Yeah, im over "being suicidal". Better to decide once and for all, rather then going around every day contemplating the same shit all over again and be caught in endless reprise.
>>674588225
I do know; my focus was neuropsychopharmacology. We have new drugs every year; that's a fact.
Im going into a trial next year for a new antidepressant in fact
>>674587994
If you are a psychologist, why would you be working as a programmer?
Also, if anyone has insurance or industry related questions I can try to answer them I didn't realize so many people were confused.
>>674588396
Dual major.
>>674588349
Yeah that's not how depression works.
>>674588378
>new drugs
>same treatment
they don't work
and depression is a meme illness don't compare that to bipolar
what is your name?
>>674588199
What exactly is "research that is biologically based?"
>>674588467
>dual major
That is actually a pretty great combo if you are in the research side of things.
>>674588558
Yeah, pretty sure depression is just as real as bipolar. I was going to tell you about a newbipolar med coming out in 2018, but eh.
>>674588818
Its really good for games too!
>>674575718
Why so faggot?
>>674588467
I dunno, ur the specialist. I am just an architect, what do i know about mental illness? but i have immense experience in being depressed(or whatever u wanna call it), so i just speak from the heart. Anyways, tell me how u feel, what ideas go through u daily. How is ur depression actually affecting ur daily life?
>>674589018
>is architect
>can't form coherent sentences
Sure ya are buddy.
>>674588913
it's real
like the common cold is real
but when you're talking about important things to cure you probably think of the flu first
>>674589018
Generally by making it hard to enjoy anything.
>>674588995
What?
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>>674589159
>what
you just got got
>>674588768
Basically the underlying causes of mental health issues. They split it up into different sub-topics. Trying to find the link now.
>>674589119
Yeah, that's really insulting and demeaning for no actual reason.
Regardless, enjoy your .lithium
>>674588913
Call me when the bipolar meds aren't just repurposed schizo meds
>>674589320
he doesn't know
>>674589284
you don't know
>>674589320
They aren't all. So what is your number?
>>674589418
I know. I worked with bipolar patients. Doesn't make depression somehow less meaningful.
>>674589113
Well, english isnt native so whatever. Plus ur just a random fag on /b/. as am i. i might be Obama and u might be Trump for all we know. Some whiskey affects my typing skills too.
And yeah, im architect by degree, but in reality im more of a HVAC engineer.
>>674589511
it doesn't make the analogy wrong either
>>674589511
Name one drug used as monotherapy for mania that isn't an antipsychotic
>>674589519
>that new episode of house of cards where the prez is playing arar.io and he mentions how he likes that he's anonymous and nobody knows they're kicking the ass of the most powerful man on the planet
i felt it
>>674589159
Well, the depression u have is what i call being a spoiled child with weak character. No offense, just saying. The will in you is probably very weak.
>>674569673
Is social interaction needed for living/surviving/being happy?
>>674569673
What is your deepest sexual fetish and what do you think was its catalyst?
>>674589282
Here's an overview of it.
>Mental-health division will no longer fund research aiming to relieve symptoms without probing underlying causes.
http://www.nature.com/news/nih-rethinks-psychiatry-trials-1.14877
>>674589708
Valproate.
>>674589774
Yeah that seems insulting for no reason.
>>674589790
Yes.
>>674589796
Sexual fetishes don't always have catalysts.
The girl I'm getting involved with has legit, diagnosed PTSD from a traumatic experience. Is there anything I can do to help her get over it?
>>674589801
noice
been sayin' it for years
you gotta figure out the cause before you can treat the disease
but they all said i was a crazy man
now who's the schizophrenic, doctor!
>>674589973
Yes. Be the very best of humanity. The veryvery best. Because youmay be the last chance she gets to have a meaningful .relationship
No .pressure
>>674590013
You'vebeen sayingsomething dumb fot years? Weird.
>>674589909
> valproate
Well looks like I have to eat my words.
> side effects include suicidal ideation
Oh
>>674590121
She's already saying all the time that she doesn't deserve me, I'm too good, etc. I know how conceited that sounds, but I'm not here to talk about me. Can I change her mind about that somehow?
>>674590121
fuccboi
>>674590245
Most mental health drugs have that as a side effect.
On a side note, there are entire classes of drugsthat are not antipaychotics andare used almost entirely for bipolar.
Are yourwords tasty?
>>674590266
No. Just be modest andsay how great she is. In 20 years she might believe you.
>>674583295
The cozy is guaranteed to wear off into physical and mental destruction, sleeplessness, and madness.
You'd be better off with almost any other drug. Even opiates. I watched a couple of people I loved go out on booze. No one could stop them since ya can't invol commit drunks in most States.
I understand you want to die early, but people are easily able to ignore own death as we are wired for that. Since you have nothing to lose, try psychedelics. Hofmann's Potion is a fascinating documentary, and MDMA is in trials for PTSD treatment. You have the internet, use it and not just for /b/.
>>674590013
One of the best parts of the article is that the director basically gave the middle finger to the DSM-V for being too symptom based (It's still an improvement over the DSM-IV). Sometimes symptom-based treatments are the best option until something better comes along though.
>>674590548
m d m a is in studies, not trials. Its also neurotoxic.
>>674569673
Why wont girls have sex with me?
>>674584260
Booze does plenty of fatal damage. Research, Anon. Go watch drunks do their downward spiral. Nothing like seeing that endgame to make booze unattractive.
There are MUCH better drugs.
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>>674590548
madness?
>>674590651
he did too? i got reclassified when the dsm-v came out after nearly a decade with a different diagnosis so i'm with him.
>>674589909
Sexual fetish is an abstract. It is sexual desire based on attributes or situations that are irrelevant to procreation for survival, making it anomalous to normal sexual developement.
And so I must disagree with you; I believe that sexual fetishism is always catalyzed by an event or series of events that creates a cognitive association that does not occur naturally.
>>674590753
This bud's for youuuuu
>>674590834
Okay. You are still wrong though. Fetuses show sexual activity and fetishes.
>>674590724
To obtain what you desire in sexing, BECOME what those you wish to sex DESIRE. It really is that simple. There is no sexual entitlement. If you aren't getting the results you wish, you are doing it wrong.
>>674590947
How so? Please explain or provide a source.
>>674590986
What do women want? Should I ask Mel Gibson?
>>674590947
>>674591034
I second this want for an explanation. If this is true then I have to reorganize my priorities.
>>674591034
Ultrasounds and fmri studies. Google it, im stuck at work and don'twant fucking fetus fetishes ij my browser history
Google fetus masturbation, Iguarantee you will get .results
>don't drink try all these other drugs, anon
guy's, they sell beer at every store in my city and lsd is illegal everywhere. do the thinking thing.
>>674591370
salvia is legal in most states
>>674590777
>madness?
Anyone making an assertion should provide evidence for that assertion. I invite you to research or observe (observation preferred!) late stage alcoholism.
I don't scare easily other that basic survival shit like "fire burns, RUN!", but seeing the cognitve destruction wrought by booze is legit frightening.
Most Anons sort of like what intelligence they have. Some have much, some are ordinary, some are potato, but any of these on prolonged booze will drastically deteriorate. Along with addiction is denial. Lushes are convinced that they aren't turning to shit despite their own suffering!
Ignore me. Look for yourself. Assume this is nothing but a Jap cartoon image board then go ask the questions and get the answers for yourself.
Critical thinking and real introspection are wonderful tools and don't cost a pfennig.
>>674591276
I will look into it, but masturbation isn't a fetish. A fetus "masturbating" would not be an indication of fetish.
